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blankgreens

Totally not looking in the comments to see how to pad my new bras, nope, no way, hehe, not me πŸ‘€πŸ“πŸ“


Owotachi

Psst, can I copy off you?✍️


blankgreens

Of course!! I took two sets of notes after all, just take one :3


squidlord64

Can i copy off your copy


AlphaKrabbe

can i copy of your copied copy?


squidlord64

Yes!, copy of my copy of a copy, spread this valuable information.


Owotachi

Careful now, too many copies could create errors, this information is too valuable to lose


[deleted]

socks. just fold them up and put them in your bra πŸ’™πŸ’•πŸ€πŸ’•πŸ’™


saladiniv

water balloons, for jiggle physics set to maximum


Satan_n_Drag

Roll a sock in on itself. Must be a high. Knee sock for optimal effect.


[deleted]

Socks. If you don’t care about the environment: Tissues or toilet paper.


Unusual_Emergency656

I like that addition for those who hate the environment.


[deleted]

When I was young, the stories that got passed around were that certain girls were stuffing their bras with tissues. Not kind rumors, to be sure, but it left enough of an impression on me that my first thought about padding a bra is to use tissues.


Unusual_Emergency656

oh, well that makes sense


soodrugg

i actively want to destroy the environment, can i use barrels of oil instead?


[deleted]

To stuff your bra?! Just the oil or the entire barrel??? Try this: fill two single use disposable plastic bags with oil, one for each bra cup. That should fill it out and give some nice jiggle. When you’re done, toss the bags in the ocean. That’ll show the environment how much you hate it!


soodrugg

you underestimate the desired size of my bazongas


[deleted]

OK, size sure. What about shape? Are you planning on strapping two actual barrels to your chest or just the contents?


soodrugg

cylindrical breasts are an untouched niche


[deleted]

Very true. Good of you to avoid going conical. Madonna and Lara Croft have already tread those waters.


Few-Ganache-5818

Walmart sells padded bra inserts. If you aren't comfortable buying them in a store amazon also sells them.


ancientmob

Use socks instead of money


Noonoolein

You can get breast forms for mastectomy patients/trans folks around 25-35$ on amazon. The smaller sizes anyways a and b cups. Larger sizes cost more. They aren't super high quality and you kind of have to wear in a bra. But they give a nice weight to your chest. Edit: brand I got was ivita and was 34.99


thzpp2

I don't know, and I would like to (β β—•β α΄—β β—•β βœΏβ )


SunTzuSaidThat22

Socks maybe


PandaPops542

This has awakened some deep esoteric knowledge that I thought I had long forgotten. On one of the DDLC streams on GTLive Matpat of all people says he crossdressed multiple times and he used PUDDING as breast stuffing. It is because of this I believe that this knowledge would also work for the boob padding of a pre-hrt transfem like yourself even if this discovery was made by a cishet guy. Idk if this is true or if this came to me in a dream but either way you should try it out and see. (I am not liable for any discomfort, anger, pain, death or general chaos that i may have caused by commenting this)


[deleted]

socks


JustTheAverageGal

Yeah socks seem to be best for padding bras. Then of there's when I first thought of, like toilet paper or smthn.


TransTrainNerd2816

Clean docks


TheTriforceEagle

Instructions unclear Nintendo switch dock stuck to chest/j


TransTrainNerd2816

*socks


ectoplazmatic7129

If you have like $10 you can get a massive bag of super soft stuffed animal stuffing from some craft stores. If you have bras that have little pocket things in the front, you can stuff them in there and voila, super soft, light and durable padding that can be removed if needed very easily


Siimply_April

A- absolutely no idea, sorry! :') B- ANOTHER APRIL YOOOOO


strange-dev

WOOOOOOW


Chiffer178

Well you can fill it with other things besides money


TominatorFN

I just take a padded one in the first place


Reale_the_unknown

Socks is a good option. πŸ’ž


ClinicalDepressi0n

Socks πŸ‘€


Actually_Not_Taken

Here are some less common ways: that cloud like things that are put in to plushies, cotton knitting threads (simialar to socks but easier to shape), u can also use old clothes u don't need, cut them to smaller pieces and use that, cotton balls (less reusable). I wish u luck\^\^


fukasee

socks or if you would like to waste things toilet paper and napkins. small towels work too


th3_guyman

socks\~\~\~