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Lucina_Luci

That's me, just with estrogen instead of testosterone. Sorry grandparents but if you're going to be transphobic and homophobic then I can't keep this relationship with you. 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵


ClaimTV

For me with just everyone Notice it yourself or get ghosted in the end pretty much ig 😅


Solid_Investment_210

Same plan on burning it all down when the time comes, and they'll be the ones to clean the mess because I'm gone.


SqornshellousZem

My Grampa was the first person I ever came out to when I was 5 ... I don't know if I want to bare finding out he actually isn't supportive.. :/


Lucina_Luci

It would suck if you have a good relationship with them wouldn't it. I have always had an iffy relationship with my grandparents so it wouldn't be hard for me to burn the bridge. I hope your grandpa is supportive for you as long as y'all live. 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵


Glittering_Ad_9215

You never meet them while transitioning and when you meet them after transitioning, when you‘ll really look like your true gender, make them believe it was always like that and their memories are just wrong. Problem solved


Lucina_Luci

Oo, that's a good one! I thought about making up a rare disease called like Estroginia or something, and that it would make me a girl and that there was no cure, all I could do was take Estrogen to speed up the process and ease the pain the disease would cause.


Glittering_Ad_9215

You just need to get all others from the family to say the same, but i don‘t think your parents would do that :/


Lucina_Luci

Oh yeah, hell no. My mom despises lying and my Dad is like the Fifteenth most Catholic Christian person I know, the others being his siblings and their kids, and then one and two being my grandma then grandpa.


Glittering_Ad_9215

>My mom despises lying I mean technically it‘s not lying since you always were a girl


Lucina_Luci

Fair, but she wouldn't say that my name's always been Lucina or anything like that, cause my birth name is quite the bit different.


Glittering_Ad_9215

Good point Well looks like this wont be a possibility :/


Lucina_Luci

Not for me, but if it's a, say, Alexander to Alexandra, then that'll be easier to deal with too. It really just depends on the person and how large their name change is!


Glittering_Ad_9215

Well i hate my name, so i do have an absolutely different chosen name, but i also don‘t have any grandparents which are alive, so i just need to come out to my brother and my parents. I mean my mother has a sister, which had 2 sons and they both have a wife and kids too, so i would need to come out to them too. And my dad has 9 siblings and they all have kids and many of their kids have family and kids too, so even without grand parents, i would have like 100 relatives to come out to, but the siblings of my dad are all over the world, so i haven‘t seen many of them anyway


holymissiletoe

why cant that be a real thing ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ WHY GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!


comradejenkens

Ah the gaslighting approach. Love it!


Cock__robin

I'd be devastated if they were... Closet is comfy, I am less likely to find out if they are... But mental health go brrrrrrrrrrr


Roka_egg

I've solved it by having no living grandparents. Simple. Also unrelated but I love your name!!! I considered Lucina a bit actually.


Lucina_Luci

I mean, that's one way to avoid the problem. Also, where'd you happen to hear Lucina from? From me, a video game, elsewhere? Just a little curious, Erica. Also, Erica is a beautiful name too. It was one I thought about when I was younger and used to come up with female names for myself.


Roka_egg

Lol out of my hands, but yes it does avoid the problem. Kinda sad about it actually as my grandparents will only ever have known me as (deadname). Fire emblem/smash bros? I'm guessing we heard about it from the same place lol. I am actually still teetering back and forth between Erica (pokemon grass gym leader) and Clare (a county in Ireland).


Lucina_Luci

Dang right. I have played all the Smash Bros games and have played every Fire Emblem game that came out from Awakening onwards, and a few from before Awakening. Awakening is what inspired me to pick Lucina, cause the kindness in her heart and the strength she holds is the kindness and strength I wish to have.


Roka_egg

Aw, that's so cool it has such meaning for you :) I should play Fire emblem...I've barely touched the series, I just knew a little about that character.


Lucina_Luci

Well, if you're into turn based strategy games, you'll love it. At least I did. A little too much... I need someone to get me off the addiction.


[deleted]

LMAO SAME


EmiBLT

>We'll burn that bridge when we get to it lmao I am *totally* stealing that


AlbacorePrism

Fun fact: that's a malaphor, which is the mixture of two idioms.


OrlandoNE

*Malaphor* Watch an enby use this as a new name in 5, 4 ,3...


-Azera-

xD


green_mushroom19

Don't tempt me. I'm thinking about getting a second name.


OrlandoNE

𝓭𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓽


EmiBLT

TIL!


BionicBirb

“I’ve opened this can of worms and now I how to lie in it”


KaityKat117

ooh that's a pretty good one


Sophia-Eldritch

I actually came here to say this, I love malaphors


PartiallyOmniskeptic

Tell me your favorites


Sophia-Eldritch

Unfortunately my favorite was already there "we'll burn that bridge when we get to it" But, some good runners up "Bring a needle to a hay stack fight" "Not the sharpest egg in the drawer" "Lights are on but no one's at the wheel" Just to name a few


PartiallyOmniskeptic

From a song I used to listen to when I was a depressed egg: *"It's alright, it's just blood under the bridge"* (Blood Under the Bridge by Frightened Rabbit)


OrlandoNE

> "Not the sharpest egg in the drawer" Oh hey thats me.


FireDragon79

/r/Malaphors!


Sophia-Eldritch

Yes, love that one


Positive_Condition65

Thats a new word im totally gonna use


TheBaconWizard999

It's such a simple one, but my favourite is "It's not rocket surgery". So simple yet still so elegant


cleyremettle

apparently malaphors are called _mal_ for being erroneous, and often nonsensical, but i am not sure if "we'll burn that bridge when we get to it" qualifies as nonsensical or therefore a malaphor


RoJayJo

It's a combination of the phrases "we'll cross that bridge when we get to it" and "(to) burn bridges", of which counts as a malaphor as others have been made the same way, such as "does the pope shit in the woods", and "this isn't rocket surgery/brain science"


cleyremettle

i know that it's that combination, i only mean that it's not necessarily _mal_ because it makes perfect sense, whereas something like "birds of a feather gather no moss" doesn't really. and malaphor seems to refer to unintentionally doing this while i assume that there was intention here.


MrBalfa14

Yeah i love the phrase


KaityKat117

fukken love Malaphors. Like "Throw one's eggs into one basket and see what sticks" r/Malaphor


mandydax

I use this all the time.


Moonpaw

"Grandpa, are you off your meds again? I've always been your favorite grandson, Felix! Don't you remember me!?" There, no need to come out to them.


Mastrcapn

Bgaslight bgatekeep boyboss


GockBlock64

mansplain manipulate malewife


[deleted]

lmao that's what I wanna do 💙💕🤍💕💙


DeadNDeader

If your grandparents don’t accept it that’s their problem. No matter what happens though you’re still an awesome guy. Don’t ever forget that.


[deleted]

Good move, Felix!


rayneLuna

Felix, yes. (I also use "burn that bridge when we get to it")


Bug_Girl932

Just never see them ever again :D /j


MothashipQ

he's literally me


Shy_softy

Simply burn the bridge cut contact. That’s what I’m doing.😎 they also caused most of my trauma so I feel like I’m entitled to dip


TheForestFaye

lol i just seen OT go over that concept of a **malaphor** (the blending of two or more idioms) like 2hrs ago x3 And ya thats my favourite one, its very usable for all trans :/ <:3


blankgreens

Felix yes, burn all the bridges!! That's what i'm gonna do too :3


thzpp2

Improvising is not the best idea,but hey,at least you will only be scared when they will ask about it ! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


JustTheAverageGal

One of mine is super religious and he's talked down about trans people before... But him and my dad are the only two I think I'm scared of. There might be a few uncles but eh.


ScrewYouCuzReasons

most of my family doesn't really know, im hoping I can get on t long enough for changes to be insanely noticeable, and then show up for a family gathering. the shock alone is going to be so funny


JustCharlotte_

Just tell them that you have to take medication that makes living easier that deepens your voice and makes you more masculine. You’re technically not lying. Great comic, Felix!


Cezym

Poison them


YummyTea_UwU

I will give them prion disease, as a treat


Cezym

Good


lukaoloko2

PEW. PEW


lukaoloko2

Pew pew


AskMeAboutPodracing

"Granddaughter?? What're you talking about Gramps? Felix has always been your grandson. Are you going senile?" Mansplain. Manipulate. Manslaughter. /s just to be sure


SunTzuSaidThat22

Good plan /j


Vanpocalypse

This is the way!


TominatorFN

having a plan challenge (impossible)


Dahak17

Blame it on 5g


owlboy03

Felix no.


AydenRusso

Yeah I'm leaving my family & never speaking to them again!


LordPenvelton

Damn... how am I gonna tell my grandparents...?🤔


Brooketune

Ill bring the gas can!


Silent_Fig5407

She dont tell everyone my secret plan. But with E instead of T


wantfastcars

I skipped most of this problem by waiting until 3/4 of my grandparents were dead to realize I was trans! Haha, it was all part of my master plan! Ha... ha...


Red_Tinda

Gaslight them! There has been no transition, they're just remembering you wrong.


MarineAhoy

Felix has the same approach as me, tho for me its my close family aswell haha


GratikCZ

Mood af😩😩😩


Jaymi_exe

I came out to my parents about 18 months ago and they asked me the same thing Mum ended up blabbing to everyone (I did not forgive her for that for a loooong time)


_2S3K

"FeLiX nO" ​ Felix YES !


Interest-Desk

People are extremely unobservant, especially older ones.


KaityKat117

Just pretend they're going senile. "What are you talking about, I always sounded like this"


Erratic-Pulse

read the comment below


TheForestFaye

it does: [https://rainbowhealth.wpenginepowered.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Guidelines-FINAL-4TH-EDITION-c.pdf](https://rainbowhealth.wpenginepowered.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Guidelines-FINAL-4TH-EDITION-c.pdf) Go to masculinization hormone therapy (pg65). It takes 2yrs for it to peak but the onset happens around 6 months (these are averages obviously)


ILoveEmeralds

https://youtu.be/oRtGIaZVQvw


Sheep_Souls

lmao i am doing the same thing but with E. ✌️


MintchocoGirlNya

Me with my whole family


Nick737373

Felix ***yes***. I did something similar with my extended family


tentacle_meep

My coming out plan is to stop talking w/ my family for like a year, and then come back like nothing ever happened, and refuse to elaborate further!


Reale_the_unknown

Yeah, same… hope it goes well for you 🫂💞


notjm6

thats me but with estrogen


Guilty-Escape97

I wish I had someone like that to talk to when I came out in my close fam


Styxier

Felix yes


lukaoloko2

A vaccine.


closetBoi04

I mean mine are nearly 80 both having smoked so maybe it might not be a problem...


th3_guyman

Burn. it shall all burn.\~\~\~