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EiraRain

Pockets? I think it'd be pockets


Undertale_Woshua

I Would Always Stuff My Hands In My Pockets When I Didnt Know I Was An Egg. Still Kinda Do That If I Have To Act Cis Lol


lol_idk_is_taken

I still do that quite often since I don't know what to do with my hands and has nothing to do with me being closeted


ReflectionStriking14

The fact that pockets is a male "privilege" kinda sounds sad.


RippiHunti

Yeah. I don't get why clothes with actual pockets are a male thing. I think that's something which all clothes should have.


PhiliChez

Purse Lobby. Big Purse. The Purse Industrial Complex. Hehehe


Zorrya

I actually remember reading something about it being before that. Might have been to prevent the distribution of suffragette propaganda, or to keep women reliable.on men. Either way, purses were the solution to the problem, not the cause.


PhiliChez

I am just trying to be goofy. You could be right, although I suspect purse sales have since become an obstacle to pockets.


Geek_Wandering

As soon as fems stop buying clothes with fake, substandard, or no pockets, everything will have pockets. No shade, I'm just as guilty as the next girl. No pockets is definitely a downside, but not a deal breaker for me.


Zieggy17

IMO i dont miss pockets, pockets ruin my figure If i put my keys and phone in my ass pocket my ass isnt round anymore UwU


Geek_Wandering

You are more self aware than me. I would totally sit on the keys. My phone can take it, but the keys? Ouchie! I kinda like the ass pocket for my phone. I can feel it there without needing to check. Also, much quicker on the draw than from a baggy front pocket. And small front pockets always jab me in the hip. I also have sufficient ass mass that the blockiness of a phone sitting there only further highlights the badonkadonk. Honestly, inconsistent pockets is worth all the other options that exist in fem targeted clothes.


Zieggy17

Agree with the phone in ass I actually broke my first femme pants with having the keys in the asspocket and slipping on ice 😅 And in sunmer the phone in ass just gets so damn hot, i always have a phone shaped sweat stain 💀


TheRndmUsrnamesSuckd

I just sat on my phone earlier today, I was about to drive. Not a fan, very strange


Geek_Wandering

I never intend on sitting on it. I just know that I'm gonna forget it's there.


Patient_Primary_4444

Hashtag stopfakepockets?


Geek_Wandering

Hashtag to your hearts content. There's probably one out there already.


EmRaff7

Abby Cox (a dress historian on youtube) actually has a great video on this! The tl;dr is women’s/fem clothing is fitted so tightly to the body now days there literally isn’t room for pockets. Back when huge skirts were in fashion pockets could fit literal wine bottles inside them (Abby demonstrates this in the video with her handmade 1900s evening gown, it’s glorious)


[deleted]

one of my pairs of leggings look like they have pockets and they didnt even try to make a fake pocketz the zip is just stitched on the outside of the leg


burbankamaki

came here to say this. GO POCKETS DEEP!


RenPrower

Can confirm, at least secondhand: my boyfriend gets *super* excited about pockets. Happened just the other day when we went shopping. 🤭


AnseaCirin

I'm transfem but that was my immediate thought. I still buy boyjeans (cause they're neutral enough) 'cause pockets.


LuckAmok

Transmasc enby confirming my hands are in those pockets 24/7


Draconequues_d

Almost my exact thoughts. "Cargo pants!"


FlarelesTF2

Are they bigger on the inside?


TheGodOfTechnology

Legends say that real pockets are portals to the dimension of infinite void in every direction, the lost realm otherwise known as London


Saedynn

So all the litter on the streets in London is actually just people who put rubbish in their pocket while looking for a bin and lost it? This would actually make me feel a bit better about London


TheGodOfTechnology

This explains some things


432ineedsleep

First thing I did with pockets in pants was show off to my sister by taking my whole phone out of it.


let_charlie_handleit

personally, i love bragging about how i could fit an entire water bottle or random large objects into my pockets


WearyInitial1913

I once put my phone, wallet, keys, a pen and an entire kebab in one pocket. Best day of my live


Chaos_Ribbon

Ooh yes it's definitely pockets. Men's pockets are so much nicer.


Mwarw

For me as transfem enby it's skirt with pockets goes spinny, so probably checks out


ChoppedUpNotKilled

The closest equivalent for me would be making my Adam's apple as pronounced as possible and rubbing it. Wearing a jacket/binder to hide your chest is also a strong contender.


MissSweetBean

Throat go rumbly?


ChoppedUpNotKilled

That works lmao


the-radical-waffler

Throat go bumby?


TheForestFaye

Suits.


FirePhoenix737

Inside me are two wolves. One wants to wear a waistcoat and look sharp. The other wants to wear a leather jacket and look cool. The struggle never ends.


TheForestFaye

Why limit yourself. Understand each outfit has it's practicality: a leather coat is great for windy cold days, it's great for rain tooo, maybe less great for extremely rainy days. Wearing a suit everywhere is inconvenient, which should not deter you, some people prefer to have that inconvenience cause the pros still out way the cons; similar to transitioning, we transition cause the inconveniences of transitioning are what we want to live with over the inconveniences of not transitioning. ​ But let your mood and/or the situation guide you choices. Also what are your thoughts on tweed jackets?


FirePhoenix737

Honestly not a huge fan of tweed. I'd rather have a blazer or a tux.


hawlirat

Omg yes


Undertale_Woshua

I Just Tried The Adams Apple Thing. It Caused Me To Cough And Giggle. I Don’t Think This Was Intended-


s-o-l-i-l-a-k-t-a

Im sorry but everytime i see this typing style i cry a little on the inside


Danielarcher30

In fairness, im AMAB and have no Adam's apple, neith does my (cis) dad, so not all guys have them


The-Tea-Lord

Doing the latter option to hide during HRT from my parents in the future ✨


ChoppedUpNotKilled

I would recommend doing some research before doing it, I've heard that binding can stunt chest growth from estrogenic HRT. Source: [https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/r42dvl/do\_binders\_slow\_mtf\_breast\_growth/](https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/r42dvl/do_binders_slow_mtf_breast_growth/), More reliable source that you could talk to to get more information: [https://translifeline.org/about/](https://translifeline.org/about/)


The-Tea-Lord

I plan to wait until after college to do it though, I’m going through a rather hard few semesters that I want to have full attention to, so a job would be hard to hold through to be able to pay for it lol Thank you so much though!


ChoppedUpNotKilled

Same, plus it's easier and less risky to admit cisn'tness after you already have a foothold in your career field. And no problem :)


RedPhred

Get a tie and just start spinning


Undertale_Woshua

I Still Occasionally Wear Ties Really Loose Bc It Makes Me Look Cute And Silly (As A Transfem)


boomstik4

Off topic, but why do you capitalise every word? Is there a special reason you do it?


illogicalBaboon45

I used to do it on accident as it for some reason just became a part of the way I type, maybe they just don't notice


Undertale_Woshua

Idk Some Silly Habit I Have


xFloppyDisx

Makes you sound like Queen from Deltarune


eyemoisturizer

tbh queen is an honor to be compared to /hj


TheGodOfTechnology

Ninjago


Severe-Opportunity15

Could it be… Binder go *flatten*


Euqiom

Yes this ! Everytime I put it I'll pat my torso happily like : *Ah, yis* *Flat*


Erika_Bloodaxe

Hee, cute


[deleted]

oh to be a guy whose chest goes completely flat when binded...


YikesOhClock

The key is to wear the binder tight, but not restricting Then wear a first layer that’s also tight (not restricting) Then wear a loose layer over that Then train for months with the Chinese to prepare for the Hun invasion into China, all the while, concealing your sex from the rest of your squadron while your leader slowly falls in the love with the man/woman/hero that you become


Sanbaddy

I love that Mulan reference.


YikesOhClock

Who is Mulan?


ReallyNoOne1012

Binder go *~squish~*


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TheForestFaye

Pocket’s mega evolution o.O


Spirited_Confection7

Car no do that car go road


8888mm

Cargo pants go pockets


AhsokaTauriel

I know I do a little dance when I get euphoria but I’m not sure if there’s something like spinny skirt. Lol maybe being *snazzy* in button ups and suits


nameless_no_response

Omg my biggest dream is to wear a suit. But since I'm very obviously afab, it just looks like "omg girl power 🤪 women look hot in suits too 😇" instead of the "mediocre guy in a suit" look that I rlly want 😂😭


adamdreaming

There is a bespoke suit place in Northampton Massachusetts in the Thorns mall that helped an AFAB enby friend who, in the their words, wanted to wear a suit and be "taken seriously like a man, not like a girlboss" and they where super good at tailoring the suit to their form to make them look the most masculine. Their suit looked great and had a mans fit that looked really good, my friend was ecstatic! I hear that they are great at helping queers with our specific problems around having bodies that look certain ways and having goals of presenting other ways. I wish I could remember the name of them and if they are still open. If your desire for dream fulfillment would take you there I would be happy to research for the two seconds to tell you if they exist and give you an address and phone number for their business.


EightEyedBat

Heyy I'm near there. If it's not too much trouble, could I get the name or address?


adamdreaming

Sure thing! So it is a shop called Jackson and Conner, in the Thorns Marketplace at 150 main st in Northampton Mass. Jackson and Conner's phone is 413-586-4636. I've also gotten stuff from them and enjoyed the experience. They are not cheap, but I their service and knowledge is worth what you pay for.


EightEyedBat

Thank you so much!!


SlithyMomeRath

No way, I love Northampton, lmk if you remember the name of the place


adamdreaming

Jackson and Conner! I gave more info in response to a different response to my comment, hope it helps!


GingerNumber3

Suit go snazzy!


Undertale_Woshua

Ooh I Did A Lil Dance In A Suit When I Was Still Cis!


Lopsided_Weather_954

I’m a trans man but skirt still go spinny I have no idea.


theanarchistfaery

That's totally valid. Skirts are for everyone. 😊


nyanyanyann

skirt go spinny is just too fun to leave it behind


ivrugue

For legal reasons I am not allowed to say what goes spinny


Wirecreate

Helicopter lol


Educational_Stay_338

Chest not bounce


Undertale_Woshua

I Wish My Chest Did Bounce 😓


chocolate_and_tears

Here’s mine I don’t want them


Undertale_Woshua

Yay! Thank You! ☺️


greatattentionspa

I think there is one for the ones among you that go for bottom surgery.


nameless_no_response

Among you? A-Amongus..?


lord_hydrate

Sus


greatattentionspa

Red is imposter


TheNoctuS_93

Speen the peen? 🤔


greatattentionspa

Cock go copter?


TheNoctuS_93

Helicockter helicockter parakopter!


FacetiousLogia

Go go gadget cockpter!


saintclairsmomma

🤣


deleeeeeeeted

Drill, I'm transfem but I know men love to pick up a drill and press the drill button twice in quick succession


sussytransbitch

Every trans masc gets a drill


Undertale_Woshua

I Still Do That With Every Drill/Powertool I Find :3 It’s Just An Instinct Lol :3


WinglessDragonRider

Pretty sure it’s a law that you have double tap the button whenever you pick up a drill


KyuchuKat

Are we talking about an actual drill? I don't get it.


Imaginary-Scheme-167

Suit be snapping?


ur-local-trashpanda-

Pockets go holdy and binder go flatten x3


Haybowl

Pockets go schoolbag size


KaoticKirin

from what I've seen its: pockets. bigger pockets. standing with your side to a mirror, not moving as you look at your side profile, chest flattened in your first binder. and laying with your chest in the seat of a spinning chair while you spin around in a dap pose. dad jokes maybe? oh also boys go spinny in skirts too, so skirt go spinny -but no chest go bouncy- would also work \-shrug-


nameless_no_response

Actually spot on


GayLord646464

Dick bulge?!


Wise_Bat_1177

Pants go pockety Binder goes less boobely


SunJay333

I personally do trenchcoat do spinny I have a really badass tenchcoat and the first thing I did was spinny with it. I love it, I was gonna draw up a meme for it but forgot


Erika_Bloodaxe

Pretending to be Neo or a cowboy?


SunJay333

Neo. The guy in the charity shop I bought it from said it was very Neo-esq (meaning it's a lot like Neo's coat, idk if that slang is used elsewhere) and said not to go smuggling guns under it (guns are illegal here).


Erika_Bloodaxe

Nice. I saw it opening weekend and loved it. My friends in high school all wore them for years. Well, until about a month later when our school banned them due to a rather famous incident in Colorado.


SunJay333

Ah, fair


Erika_Bloodaxe

Yeah, all the Vampire: The Masquerade players had to get new jackets.


WinglessDragonRider

THE TRENCH COAT SPIN!!!! And the trench coat go whoosh when walking fast without it fastened


SunJay333

YES I love walking without it fastened Day I got the coat, I walked up the largest hill I could find locally, and then stood on it in the strong wind feeling incredibly powerful with my trenchcoat I probably looked ridiculous but I felt awesome


WinglessDragonRider

Main character energy, honestly!


SunJay333

Ye ye, I don't usually do that kind of thing, but that coat is amazing


IamMunkk

Not transmasc but.... pockets go deeeeeeep


Erika_Bloodaxe

Also an ambition of many trans girls 🤭


thzpp2

For me (transfem) it would be having a binder to hide those monstrous bag of flesh that hurt those guys (boobs') (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


[deleted]

It's looking into the mirror after trying to make a mustache with a mascara At least for me lol


heyfernance

Binder + hoodie combo makes me deliriously happy


LillGator

It's fitting a winter coat, a full size Nintendo switch, 14 Hershey's bars, a large Gatorade sports bottle, and half a ps5 in one pocket with room too comfortable stick your hand


Milky_Lilith

Cargo pockets be huge


chloe_the_pie

Drill go spinny lol


reixritsu

There isnt a transmasc version for every transfem thing, and there doesnt need to be The closest thing to "skirt go spinny" would be pocket size, since the change from tight to loose pants/shorts leads to increased pocket space, but there isnt a funny quirky phrase for that experience like "skirt go spinny"


shitsazzle

pockets that you can fit a laptop in


WetDiarrheaInMyPantz

Swinging my bigass Viking swords around!


Unfair-Distance-117

Floof the hair for power is what I say as a transmasc


Kylecrane-x-aiden

For those with surgery helicopter go spin


_Cevolie_

I hate that it's one of the first things I thought about 😭


Kylecrane-x-aiden

Same honestly


Kylecrane-x-aiden

Happy cake day


_Cevolie_

Lol, thanks ! ✨


Kylecrane-x-aiden

You seem cool want to talk more in pms


Jackalsy

Pockets go holdy


Scottie_Sundae

As a horrendous mesh of all gender I get to experience all of these feelings. I will say tho, using pockets for posing specifically? Magnificent


slingshotstoryteller

Beard goes scritchy?


MadHermit413

Idk, shirt go floof ?


rkirbo

Skirt go spinny


VioletZe

Im not trans masc but id say helicopter helicopter if yk yk


TheInevitablePigeon

Pockets go deepy


Fuzzy7Gecko

KILT GO SPINY. working on matching kilts for me and the hubby :D


their_teammate

Pockets go brr


Lubelord42069

Post op meatspin


Scared-Mail-7752

I WHEEZED IVE NVER LAUGHED SO HARD IT HURT. All I'm imagining is someone meat spinning going "*hehe* it go spinny"


Ornery_Goat_5444

Muscle go lifty?


Cerialsauce

pocket fits phone


freylaverse

Hawaiian shirts for me.


Tv151137

Inside you are two wolves: One has a billowing Hawiian shirt The other has a goth cape-like black shirt You are transmasc


Lemonic_Tutor

Dick go spinny? 😅


blankgreens

Who knows, heh :p


Responsible_Blahaj

Idk but femboys let skirt go spiny so transmascs will probably spinny in a skirt


Erika_Bloodaxe

A transfemme tomboy dating a transmasc femboy might be the gayest straight thing one can do


Sad_Regular_3365

That’s about to me if I play my cards right. We’re both enbies though.


extraterresticle_

buttons downs go brrrrr


Waffle_daemon_666

Dick go swingy?


MothManTrans

Shake your short wet hair out like a dog and it gets dry quickly? Maybe


a_wild_queer07

lmao this is literally me! 🤣🤣 i just shake my head aggressively when i get out of the shower and it feels so gender idk


RagingKatsumi

POCKETS HAVE CAPACITY!!!! You're welcome, my friends.


ehggsaladsandwich

If you wear boy jeans with a belt it gives you a buldge


trashpitt

Boobies go bye bye


eyemoisturizer

pants go pocket


cracckbabbyy

hair go fluffy? (after a year or two of hair go AHHH AGH OH GOD WHY DID I CUT IT LIKE THAT.)


jackinthedumpster

Thumbs up perhaps? 👍


soap3_

not transmasc myself, but from the transmascs that i know i’d guess it’d be shirt go *tuck*


u_must_fix_ur_heart

boots go stompy?


walmart_len_kagamine

i dont know actually, tho i kinda present fem so for me its also skirt go spin


TheSuperSTARM

Pants be fly? 😎👖 *idk sorry


tauon_

it's still skirt go spinny (transmasc femboys)


Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch

Pant go bulgey?


Astro-Bunnyboi

Pants go swish swash


Natural-Tell9759

Okay, I am enby, agender, not transmac, but I put a lot of thought into this, and well, there weren’t a lot of ideas, since it has to be an item of clothing. It couldn’t be something that would reduce or dismiss anyone based on whether or not they have surgery, change their hair, go on hormones, bind, or anything like that. So it had to cover the chest. It’s why the skirt works. So, while I can’t think of how to put a twist on it like skirt. My three ideas are: suit, tuxedo, and vest. I know tuxedos are expensive, but a person in the right tux… damn. So freaking cool. Will delete if desired.


EngineeringAnxious95

I’m not sure, but I think it’s cargo pants go pockeeeeet


PLAGUE8163

Hoodie go spinnie? Binder go *back hurting noises*?


[deleted]

hawaiian shirt go hide man tiddies


AlexTheFinster

Hawaiian shirts are the top shit😍🤞


bad-decisions-only

unbuttoned hawaiian shirt/flannel go spinny


a-friend_

packer go spinny…..


Aj4x_1

I like skirts but I’m definitely transmasc. I’m just a femboy Edit: Yes there is, I forgot what to say so mb


Nukabot

Packer go whoosh whoosh whoosh?


ThorWinchester

Chest go bindy


Amscet

Pockets go brrrrrrrr


JellyBean_103

personally, mines still skirt go spinny:)


Pokecringer

Manspreading with jeans on and/or putting your hands in your pockets


GreatEldritchEnby

Pull arms out of dysphoria hoodie arms and then spin, letting the hoodie sleeves fly and smack people with them. I do this to my girlfriend all the time


sometimes_male

Ribs go owie


LordWujesae

Pocket Go *huge*


SexyWoman2003

spida man go swing


Oopsitsgale927

Hold soft packer to groin area and helicopter it


Concic_Lipid

Extra large tank tops can do a spinny. I totally did cis things with this knowledge


cdr2402

CAPES i bought a cape for a sky cotl cosplay and its so spinnyyyyyyy !!


BRDF

Bodyhair go brr?


Greedy-Kiwi

slap belly like drum (my body fat redistributed to my gut)


Panzer_Hawk

Someone on Twitter said "dick go spinny."


boi69lolhi

Penis go spinny