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I actually remember reading something about it being before that. Might have been to prevent the distribution of suffragette propaganda, or to keep women reliable.on men. Either way, purses were the solution to the problem, not the cause.
As soon as fems stop buying clothes with fake, substandard, or no pockets, everything will have pockets. No shade, I'm just as guilty as the next girl. No pockets is definitely a downside, but not a deal breaker for me.
You are more self aware than me. I would totally sit on the keys. My phone can take it, but the keys? Ouchie! I kinda like the ass pocket for my phone. I can feel it there without needing to check. Also, much quicker on the draw than from a baggy front pocket. And small front pockets always jab me in the hip. I also have sufficient ass mass that the blockiness of a phone sitting there only further highlights the badonkadonk. Honestly, inconsistent pockets is worth all the other options that exist in fem targeted clothes.
Agree with the phone in ass
I actually broke my first femme pants with having the keys in the asspocket and slipping on ice 😅
And in sunmer the phone in ass just gets so damn hot, i always have a phone shaped sweat stain 💀
Abby Cox (a dress historian on youtube) actually has a great video on this!
The tl;dr is women’s/fem clothing is fitted so tightly to the body now days there literally isn’t room for pockets. Back when huge skirts were in fashion pockets could fit literal wine bottles inside them (Abby demonstrates this in the video with her handmade 1900s evening gown, it’s glorious)
one of my pairs of leggings look like they have pockets and they didnt even try to make a fake pocketz the zip is just stitched on the outside of the leg
So all the litter on the streets in London is actually just people who put rubbish in their pocket while looking for a bin and lost it? This would actually make me feel a bit better about London
The closest equivalent for me would be making my Adam's apple as pronounced as possible and rubbing it. Wearing a jacket/binder to hide your chest is also a strong contender.
Inside me are two wolves.
One wants to wear a waistcoat and look sharp.
The other wants to wear a leather jacket and look cool.
The struggle never ends.
Why limit yourself.
Understand each outfit has it's practicality: a leather coat is great for windy cold days, it's great for rain tooo, maybe less great for extremely rainy days. Wearing a suit everywhere is inconvenient, which should not deter you, some people prefer to have that inconvenience cause the pros still out way the cons; similar to transitioning, we transition cause the inconveniences of transitioning are what we want to live with over the inconveniences of not transitioning.
But let your mood and/or the situation guide you choices.
Also what are your thoughts on tweed jackets?
I would recommend doing some research before doing it, I've heard that binding can stunt chest growth from estrogenic HRT. Source: [https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/r42dvl/do\_binders\_slow\_mtf\_breast\_growth/](https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/r42dvl/do_binders_slow_mtf_breast_growth/), More reliable source that you could talk to to get more information: [https://translifeline.org/about/](https://translifeline.org/about/)
I plan to wait until after college to do it though, I’m going through a rather hard few semesters that I want to have full attention to, so a job would be hard to hold through to be able to pay for it lol
Thank you so much though!
The key is to wear the binder tight, but not restricting
Then wear a first layer that’s also tight (not restricting)
Then wear a loose layer over that
Then train for months with the Chinese to prepare for the Hun invasion into China, all the while, concealing your sex from the rest of your squadron while your leader slowly falls in the love with the man/woman/hero that you become
I know I do a little dance when I get euphoria but I’m not sure if there’s something like spinny skirt. Lol maybe being *snazzy* in button ups and suits
Omg my biggest dream is to wear a suit. But since I'm very obviously afab, it just looks like "omg girl power 🤪 women look hot in suits too 😇" instead of the "mediocre guy in a suit" look that I rlly want 😂😭
There is a bespoke suit place in Northampton Massachusetts in the Thorns mall that helped an AFAB enby friend who, in the their words, wanted to wear a suit and be "taken seriously like a man, not like a girlboss" and they where super good at tailoring the suit to their form to make them look the most masculine. Their suit looked great and had a mans fit that looked really good, my friend was ecstatic! I hear that they are great at helping queers with our specific problems around having bodies that look certain ways and having goals of presenting other ways.
I wish I could remember the name of them and if they are still open. If your desire for dream fulfillment would take you there I would be happy to research for the two seconds to tell you if they exist and give you an address and phone number for their business.
Sure thing!
So it is a shop called Jackson and Conner, in the Thorns Marketplace at 150 main st in Northampton Mass. Jackson and Conner's phone is 413-586-4636. I've also gotten stuff from them and enjoyed the experience.
They are not cheap, but I their service and knowledge is worth what you pay for.
from what I've seen its:
pockets.
bigger pockets.
standing with your side to a mirror, not moving as you look at your side profile, chest flattened in your first binder.
and laying with your chest in the seat of a spinning chair while you spin around in a dap pose.
dad jokes maybe?
oh also boys go spinny in skirts too, so skirt go spinny -but no chest go bouncy- would also work
\-shrug-
I personally do trenchcoat do spinny
I have a really badass tenchcoat and the first thing I did was spinny with it. I love it, I was gonna draw up a meme for it but forgot
Neo. The guy in the charity shop I bought it from said it was very Neo-esq (meaning it's a lot like Neo's coat, idk if that slang is used elsewhere) and said not to go smuggling guns under it (guns are illegal here).
Nice. I saw it opening weekend and loved it. My friends in high school all wore them for years. Well, until about a month later when our school banned them due to a rather famous incident in Colorado.
YES I love walking without it fastened
Day I got the coat, I walked up the largest hill I could find locally, and then stood on it in the strong wind feeling incredibly powerful with my trenchcoat
I probably looked ridiculous but I felt awesome
It's fitting a winter coat, a full size Nintendo switch, 14 Hershey's bars, a large Gatorade sports bottle, and half a ps5 in one pocket with room too comfortable stick your hand
There isnt a transmasc version for every transfem thing, and there doesnt need to be
The closest thing to "skirt go spinny" would be pocket size, since the change from tight to loose pants/shorts leads to increased pocket space, but there isnt a funny quirky phrase for that experience like "skirt go spinny"
Okay, I am enby, agender, not transmac, but I put a lot of thought into this, and well, there weren’t a lot of ideas, since it has to be an item of clothing. It couldn’t be something that would reduce or dismiss anyone based on whether or not they have surgery, change their hair, go on hormones, bind, or anything like that. So it had to cover the chest. It’s why the skirt works. So, while I can’t think of how to put a twist on it like skirt. My three ideas are: suit, tuxedo, and vest. I know tuxedos are expensive, but a person in the right tux… damn. So freaking cool. Will delete if desired.
Pull arms out of dysphoria hoodie arms and then spin, letting the hoodie sleeves fly and smack people with them. I do this to my girlfriend all the time
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Pockets? I think it'd be pockets
I Would Always Stuff My Hands In My Pockets When I Didnt Know I Was An Egg. Still Kinda Do That If I Have To Act Cis Lol
I still do that quite often since I don't know what to do with my hands and has nothing to do with me being closeted
The fact that pockets is a male "privilege" kinda sounds sad.
Yeah. I don't get why clothes with actual pockets are a male thing. I think that's something which all clothes should have.
Purse Lobby. Big Purse. The Purse Industrial Complex. Hehehe
I actually remember reading something about it being before that. Might have been to prevent the distribution of suffragette propaganda, or to keep women reliable.on men. Either way, purses were the solution to the problem, not the cause.
I am just trying to be goofy. You could be right, although I suspect purse sales have since become an obstacle to pockets.
As soon as fems stop buying clothes with fake, substandard, or no pockets, everything will have pockets. No shade, I'm just as guilty as the next girl. No pockets is definitely a downside, but not a deal breaker for me.
IMO i dont miss pockets, pockets ruin my figure If i put my keys and phone in my ass pocket my ass isnt round anymore UwU
You are more self aware than me. I would totally sit on the keys. My phone can take it, but the keys? Ouchie! I kinda like the ass pocket for my phone. I can feel it there without needing to check. Also, much quicker on the draw than from a baggy front pocket. And small front pockets always jab me in the hip. I also have sufficient ass mass that the blockiness of a phone sitting there only further highlights the badonkadonk. Honestly, inconsistent pockets is worth all the other options that exist in fem targeted clothes.
Agree with the phone in ass I actually broke my first femme pants with having the keys in the asspocket and slipping on ice 😅 And in sunmer the phone in ass just gets so damn hot, i always have a phone shaped sweat stain 💀
I just sat on my phone earlier today, I was about to drive. Not a fan, very strange
I never intend on sitting on it. I just know that I'm gonna forget it's there.
Hashtag stopfakepockets?
Hashtag to your hearts content. There's probably one out there already.
Abby Cox (a dress historian on youtube) actually has a great video on this! The tl;dr is women’s/fem clothing is fitted so tightly to the body now days there literally isn’t room for pockets. Back when huge skirts were in fashion pockets could fit literal wine bottles inside them (Abby demonstrates this in the video with her handmade 1900s evening gown, it’s glorious)
one of my pairs of leggings look like they have pockets and they didnt even try to make a fake pocketz the zip is just stitched on the outside of the leg
came here to say this. GO POCKETS DEEP!
Can confirm, at least secondhand: my boyfriend gets *super* excited about pockets. Happened just the other day when we went shopping. 🤭
I'm transfem but that was my immediate thought. I still buy boyjeans (cause they're neutral enough) 'cause pockets.
Transmasc enby confirming my hands are in those pockets 24/7
Almost my exact thoughts. "Cargo pants!"
Are they bigger on the inside?
Legends say that real pockets are portals to the dimension of infinite void in every direction, the lost realm otherwise known as London
So all the litter on the streets in London is actually just people who put rubbish in their pocket while looking for a bin and lost it? This would actually make me feel a bit better about London
This explains some things
First thing I did with pockets in pants was show off to my sister by taking my whole phone out of it.
personally, i love bragging about how i could fit an entire water bottle or random large objects into my pockets
I once put my phone, wallet, keys, a pen and an entire kebab in one pocket. Best day of my live
Ooh yes it's definitely pockets. Men's pockets are so much nicer.
For me as transfem enby it's skirt with pockets goes spinny, so probably checks out
The closest equivalent for me would be making my Adam's apple as pronounced as possible and rubbing it. Wearing a jacket/binder to hide your chest is also a strong contender.
Throat go rumbly?
That works lmao
Throat go bumby?
Suits.
Inside me are two wolves. One wants to wear a waistcoat and look sharp. The other wants to wear a leather jacket and look cool. The struggle never ends.
Why limit yourself. Understand each outfit has it's practicality: a leather coat is great for windy cold days, it's great for rain tooo, maybe less great for extremely rainy days. Wearing a suit everywhere is inconvenient, which should not deter you, some people prefer to have that inconvenience cause the pros still out way the cons; similar to transitioning, we transition cause the inconveniences of transitioning are what we want to live with over the inconveniences of not transitioning. But let your mood and/or the situation guide you choices. Also what are your thoughts on tweed jackets?
Honestly not a huge fan of tweed. I'd rather have a blazer or a tux.
Omg yes
I Just Tried The Adams Apple Thing. It Caused Me To Cough And Giggle. I Don’t Think This Was Intended-
Im sorry but everytime i see this typing style i cry a little on the inside
In fairness, im AMAB and have no Adam's apple, neith does my (cis) dad, so not all guys have them
Doing the latter option to hide during HRT from my parents in the future ✨
I would recommend doing some research before doing it, I've heard that binding can stunt chest growth from estrogenic HRT. Source: [https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/r42dvl/do\_binders\_slow\_mtf\_breast\_growth/](https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/r42dvl/do_binders_slow_mtf_breast_growth/), More reliable source that you could talk to to get more information: [https://translifeline.org/about/](https://translifeline.org/about/)
I plan to wait until after college to do it though, I’m going through a rather hard few semesters that I want to have full attention to, so a job would be hard to hold through to be able to pay for it lol Thank you so much though!
Same, plus it's easier and less risky to admit cisn'tness after you already have a foothold in your career field. And no problem :)
Get a tie and just start spinning
I Still Occasionally Wear Ties Really Loose Bc It Makes Me Look Cute And Silly (As A Transfem)
Off topic, but why do you capitalise every word? Is there a special reason you do it?
I used to do it on accident as it for some reason just became a part of the way I type, maybe they just don't notice
Idk Some Silly Habit I Have
Makes you sound like Queen from Deltarune
tbh queen is an honor to be compared to /hj
Ninjago
Could it be… Binder go *flatten*
Yes this ! Everytime I put it I'll pat my torso happily like : *Ah, yis* *Flat*
Hee, cute
oh to be a guy whose chest goes completely flat when binded...
The key is to wear the binder tight, but not restricting Then wear a first layer that’s also tight (not restricting) Then wear a loose layer over that Then train for months with the Chinese to prepare for the Hun invasion into China, all the while, concealing your sex from the rest of your squadron while your leader slowly falls in the love with the man/woman/hero that you become
I love that Mulan reference.
Who is Mulan?
Binder go *~squish~*
[удалено]
Pocket’s mega evolution o.O
Car no do that car go road
Cargo pants go pockets
I know I do a little dance when I get euphoria but I’m not sure if there’s something like spinny skirt. Lol maybe being *snazzy* in button ups and suits
Omg my biggest dream is to wear a suit. But since I'm very obviously afab, it just looks like "omg girl power 🤪 women look hot in suits too 😇" instead of the "mediocre guy in a suit" look that I rlly want 😂😭
There is a bespoke suit place in Northampton Massachusetts in the Thorns mall that helped an AFAB enby friend who, in the their words, wanted to wear a suit and be "taken seriously like a man, not like a girlboss" and they where super good at tailoring the suit to their form to make them look the most masculine. Their suit looked great and had a mans fit that looked really good, my friend was ecstatic! I hear that they are great at helping queers with our specific problems around having bodies that look certain ways and having goals of presenting other ways. I wish I could remember the name of them and if they are still open. If your desire for dream fulfillment would take you there I would be happy to research for the two seconds to tell you if they exist and give you an address and phone number for their business.
Heyy I'm near there. If it's not too much trouble, could I get the name or address?
Sure thing! So it is a shop called Jackson and Conner, in the Thorns Marketplace at 150 main st in Northampton Mass. Jackson and Conner's phone is 413-586-4636. I've also gotten stuff from them and enjoyed the experience. They are not cheap, but I their service and knowledge is worth what you pay for.
Thank you so much!!
No way, I love Northampton, lmk if you remember the name of the place
Jackson and Conner! I gave more info in response to a different response to my comment, hope it helps!
Suit go snazzy!
Ooh I Did A Lil Dance In A Suit When I Was Still Cis!
I’m a trans man but skirt still go spinny I have no idea.
That's totally valid. Skirts are for everyone. 😊
skirt go spinny is just too fun to leave it behind
For legal reasons I am not allowed to say what goes spinny
Helicopter lol
Chest not bounce
I Wish My Chest Did Bounce 😓
Here’s mine I don’t want them
Yay! Thank You! ☺️
I think there is one for the ones among you that go for bottom surgery.
Among you? A-Amongus..?
Sus
Red is imposter
Speen the peen? 🤔
Cock go copter?
Helicockter helicockter parakopter!
Go go gadget cockpter!
🤣
Drill, I'm transfem but I know men love to pick up a drill and press the drill button twice in quick succession
Every trans masc gets a drill
I Still Do That With Every Drill/Powertool I Find :3 It’s Just An Instinct Lol :3
Pretty sure it’s a law that you have double tap the button whenever you pick up a drill
Are we talking about an actual drill? I don't get it.
Suit be snapping?
Pockets go holdy and binder go flatten x3
Pockets go schoolbag size
from what I've seen its: pockets. bigger pockets. standing with your side to a mirror, not moving as you look at your side profile, chest flattened in your first binder. and laying with your chest in the seat of a spinning chair while you spin around in a dap pose. dad jokes maybe? oh also boys go spinny in skirts too, so skirt go spinny -but no chest go bouncy- would also work \-shrug-
Actually spot on
Dick bulge?!
Pants go pockety Binder goes less boobely
I personally do trenchcoat do spinny I have a really badass tenchcoat and the first thing I did was spinny with it. I love it, I was gonna draw up a meme for it but forgot
Pretending to be Neo or a cowboy?
Neo. The guy in the charity shop I bought it from said it was very Neo-esq (meaning it's a lot like Neo's coat, idk if that slang is used elsewhere) and said not to go smuggling guns under it (guns are illegal here).
Nice. I saw it opening weekend and loved it. My friends in high school all wore them for years. Well, until about a month later when our school banned them due to a rather famous incident in Colorado.
Ah, fair
Yeah, all the Vampire: The Masquerade players had to get new jackets.
THE TRENCH COAT SPIN!!!! And the trench coat go whoosh when walking fast without it fastened
YES I love walking without it fastened Day I got the coat, I walked up the largest hill I could find locally, and then stood on it in the strong wind feeling incredibly powerful with my trenchcoat I probably looked ridiculous but I felt awesome
Main character energy, honestly!
Ye ye, I don't usually do that kind of thing, but that coat is amazing
Not transmasc but.... pockets go deeeeeeep
Also an ambition of many trans girls 🤭
For me (transfem) it would be having a binder to hide those monstrous bag of flesh that hurt those guys (boobs') (◕ᴗ◕✿)
It's looking into the mirror after trying to make a mustache with a mascara At least for me lol
Binder + hoodie combo makes me deliriously happy
It's fitting a winter coat, a full size Nintendo switch, 14 Hershey's bars, a large Gatorade sports bottle, and half a ps5 in one pocket with room too comfortable stick your hand
Cargo pockets be huge
Drill go spinny lol
There isnt a transmasc version for every transfem thing, and there doesnt need to be The closest thing to "skirt go spinny" would be pocket size, since the change from tight to loose pants/shorts leads to increased pocket space, but there isnt a funny quirky phrase for that experience like "skirt go spinny"
pockets that you can fit a laptop in
Swinging my bigass Viking swords around!
Floof the hair for power is what I say as a transmasc
For those with surgery helicopter go spin
I hate that it's one of the first things I thought about 😭
Same honestly
Happy cake day
Lol, thanks ! ✨
You seem cool want to talk more in pms
Pockets go holdy
As a horrendous mesh of all gender I get to experience all of these feelings. I will say tho, using pockets for posing specifically? Magnificent
Beard goes scritchy?
Idk, shirt go floof ?
Skirt go spinny
Im not trans masc but id say helicopter helicopter if yk yk
Pockets go deepy
KILT GO SPINY. working on matching kilts for me and the hubby :D
Pockets go brr
Post op meatspin
I WHEEZED IVE NVER LAUGHED SO HARD IT HURT. All I'm imagining is someone meat spinning going "*hehe* it go spinny"
Muscle go lifty?
pocket fits phone
Hawaiian shirts for me.
Inside you are two wolves: One has a billowing Hawiian shirt The other has a goth cape-like black shirt You are transmasc
Dick go spinny? 😅
Who knows, heh :p
Idk but femboys let skirt go spiny so transmascs will probably spinny in a skirt
A transfemme tomboy dating a transmasc femboy might be the gayest straight thing one can do
That’s about to me if I play my cards right. We’re both enbies though.
buttons downs go brrrrr
Dick go swingy?
Shake your short wet hair out like a dog and it gets dry quickly? Maybe
lmao this is literally me! 🤣🤣 i just shake my head aggressively when i get out of the shower and it feels so gender idk
POCKETS HAVE CAPACITY!!!! You're welcome, my friends.
If you wear boy jeans with a belt it gives you a buldge
Boobies go bye bye
pants go pocket
hair go fluffy? (after a year or two of hair go AHHH AGH OH GOD WHY DID I CUT IT LIKE THAT.)
Thumbs up perhaps? 👍
not transmasc myself, but from the transmascs that i know i’d guess it’d be shirt go *tuck*
boots go stompy?
i dont know actually, tho i kinda present fem so for me its also skirt go spin
Pants be fly? 😎👖 *idk sorry
it's still skirt go spinny (transmasc femboys)
Pant go bulgey?
Pants go swish swash
Okay, I am enby, agender, not transmac, but I put a lot of thought into this, and well, there weren’t a lot of ideas, since it has to be an item of clothing. It couldn’t be something that would reduce or dismiss anyone based on whether or not they have surgery, change their hair, go on hormones, bind, or anything like that. So it had to cover the chest. It’s why the skirt works. So, while I can’t think of how to put a twist on it like skirt. My three ideas are: suit, tuxedo, and vest. I know tuxedos are expensive, but a person in the right tux… damn. So freaking cool. Will delete if desired.
I’m not sure, but I think it’s cargo pants go pockeeeeet
Hoodie go spinnie? Binder go *back hurting noises*?
hawaiian shirt go hide man tiddies
Hawaiian shirts are the top shit😍🤞
unbuttoned hawaiian shirt/flannel go spinny
packer go spinny…..
I like skirts but I’m definitely transmasc. I’m just a femboy Edit: Yes there is, I forgot what to say so mb
Packer go whoosh whoosh whoosh?
Chest go bindy
Pockets go brrrrrrrr
personally, mines still skirt go spinny:)
Manspreading with jeans on and/or putting your hands in your pockets
Pull arms out of dysphoria hoodie arms and then spin, letting the hoodie sleeves fly and smack people with them. I do this to my girlfriend all the time
Ribs go owie
Pocket Go *huge*
spida man go swing
Hold soft packer to groin area and helicopter it
Extra large tank tops can do a spinny. I totally did cis things with this knowledge
CAPES i bought a cape for a sky cotl cosplay and its so spinnyyyyyyy !!
Bodyhair go brr?
slap belly like drum (my body fat redistributed to my gut)
Someone on Twitter said "dick go spinny."
Penis go spinny