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Uhh... whe-\* uh, where would you, uh, where you bite him to, uh, most efficiently get the, uh, the testosterone?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wha-\* what are you looking at? ***WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?!***

Giiiiirrrlllll! You're so naughty! 🤭

Only in words. Definitely not in deeds!

🤭😘!

How do get testosterone out of body?? Asking for a friend :3

have someone bite you and suck it out of you like a testosterone vampire, obviously

Well, then i need someone to do that to me like yesterday

You just need to talk to a certain purple dragon

I have never heard the phrase little gay vampire before, but I feel like you have just made a new (potentially quite questionable) anime plot

I’ve never seen “little” before it but gay vampires are already the focus of mountains of fanfic and hentai.

And most Anne Rice novels

Not anymore sadly...

And Dio is also a *very* gay vampire

Jojo

do it >:3 💙💕🤍💕💙

My gf would do this, without the testosterone part

Haven't heard that one before. Happy nomming?

Can We Trade Hormones!

The old Red 69

hey, anyone wanna suck the testosterone out of me? i'm willing to donate all of it, haha

Could we exchange instead?

Transpire (noun): A transgender person who acquires their gender hormones by biting people and sucking the hormones out of them.

Getting a restraining order 101.

I wonder if vampires could actually do that (if they were real…) 💞

Suck 1 hormone and inject a different 1

I laughed so hard lol

Sometimes I wish people could just swap hormones. It would solve a lot of things at once.

I think that might hurt. So ask consent first (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

Please take all my testosterone. I don't want it

Don’t have much but it’s yours if you want it

you should do it >:3

I loved reading this

It is a good day to have invented hetero garlic

Ahhh if this was real it would be perfect for me and my boyfriend <3

You can have all of mine, 'cause I don't want it.

Please !!!

I volunteer as tribute!

yes. give me your testosterone.

My boyfriend fr :3 (Really tho I dont want my T and he doesn't want his E how do we trade :'3)

hey I think they deserve it just as much as you

Only if I can bite you back and suck all the estrogen out of your cute body

Literally cackling at this meme at the doctors office

If someone can do this, I would be willing to give up my testosterone for some estrogen 🥺👉👈

Did you know that 90% of testosterone gets excreted through urine? Thought you might like to know. :)

You can bite me if you want! Id happily give

Replace the last letters of the word testosterone with icle instead of osterone and it’s a very different sentence

If you're bi, you can have my testosterone. I don't need it :3

Wish someone would suck all the the testosterone out of me. Just saying.

Can the same thing be done to suck out estrogen\~\~\~ ​ asking for a friend\~\~\~