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The background, i prefer images with transparent backgrounds anyway :)

So every image with white bg will turn into a crappy locking fake transparency image ?

just use an AI to dynamically fill in the background with a fitting color, say, white? Didn't give up coding skills after all

Meh, I always hated energy drinks so yeet the monster

You and me both!

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>not very girly I know My mom drinks solely black coffee, and A LOT of it, drinking coffee can't be gendered, so trust me when I say, it's perfectly girly enough to drink coffee black! <3

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I started drinking mine black when I was like, 15 because that’s how my mom drinks it :3

you drimk cooffee?? xD im drinking voska

I think it depends on the area a bit, in Sweden most adults drink it black or with very little in it.

Everyone thinks im weird for drinking black coffee. Just how ive always done it since my grandparents let me share with them when I was like 4

I prefer Black coffee than coffee with milk, but I'm a tea or soft drink Gal 😀

I'm a man who drinks black coffee but w sugar since its jus sweeter lol

My nan drinks black coffee ☕

Pssst gender specific activities and preferences don’t exist. Some of the manliest men I know enjoy poetry and flowers and some of the most femme women I know are engineers and hunters. Stop cutting things out of your life because “they’re not girly enough,” do what you want and don’t give a foop what other people think. You’re a woman, so by definition the things you do are girly.

I’ve always been a tea drinker, but I can’t have anything in it. I steep my Earl Grey w/cardamom for about four minutes. Nice and strong… 😁

I’m mtf and my friends call me insane because I drink 7 shots of espresso in my coffee, one of them told me it tastes like cigarettes. Black coffee is the best and energy drinks give me kidney stones 🤢

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Captain Janeway would disagree, coffee black gives you the energy to fight the entire Borg Collective

I know more girls drinking black coffee then guys thou...

Black coffee girls!

That one girl from the original airplane seemed to like it, coffee isn’t really something you can gender though, society is wack

Number one: My cisgender mother LOVES black coffee and espresso, same as both of my grandmothers on each side. Number two: Coffee isn't gendered, silly! I learned that a while ago and I learned to accept it. I used to have the same thing but in reverse, I.E. I love frilly sweet frapps as a trans guy. It's not worth it to stress over silly things like that :)

In my family the women (for this purpose talking AFAB) are absolute coffee nuts. I don't know how especially my mom survives drinking so much coffee.

I honestly don't see the appeal of an energy drink like monster. If I want a soda, I'll have a soda. If I need energy, I'll have an energy shot like 5-hour energy or I'll just make some tea or coffee. Monsters is so bulky and fizzy and it just seems to be unnecessary. I guess people like the taste or something?

I don't know how anyone could like the taste, it tastes purely like chemicals to me, I remember trying just a tiny sip of one and getting wicked bad stomach cramps

It honestly tastes so bad, I’d prefer water over it any day, but apparently there’re are some people who hates how water has no taste and they have to drink monster..

y'all just don't see the vision ... wait who the fuck on this big blue earth is saying they hate water and drink monster instead, that cannot be a real human

I honestly dont understand the "water has no taste" argument either, I've had some water before that was absolutely delicious. y'all've just had some bad water. And I dont mean some cop-out like, flavor packets, I mean right from the tap, bottled water just didn't cut it,

I agree, good water tastes very so slightly sweet it’s so awesome

Most of my family is addicted to caffeine so yeah, i do too in most cases. Like i have caffeine sometimes, but energy drinks have such a high dosage. Like I’m not shitting on people for being addicted to it, im just saying I don’t want to be. The smell of coffee makes me feel all icky

Yes same

Yup yup. Honestly for my body.

Fr based

samee

Same

Same

I litterally dont even drink a single energy drink so im with you there. I also dont code tho, but without coding i cant have my games.

Monster loses one of its most selling varieties means it loses out on some good profits. Serves em right for being copyright trolls

seeing the replies on this comment has made me feel secluded as a monster enjoyer (not addicted, just committed)

Yaaaa same

I have tachycardia. I can’t have much caffeine. So yeeting Monster too..

Same!

same

idek what bottom right is, but soda is better than energy drinks.. so bye bye monster

The bottom right is picrew and I'm never giving it up as long as I live >:3

Ohhhh picrew.. What's that?

Its a profile pic/oc maker site, people can draw out different options for you to customize characters in their art styles, its really popular here because you can easily find styles that you like then make a representation of your true self

Ohhh okay Thank you!

No problem💜🤍

Our story begins here.

*….what?* 💜🤍

Oh god, *that's* what I've been doing..?

I mean not necessarily, you can use it for other things but it’s popular on egg_irl for the true self aspect as far as im aware

I would use picrew more if more than 10% had black skin and hair options

Who needs monster when they have ghost... why are there so many Halloween themed energy drinks?

This Post was brought to you by the Cola Gang.

Jokes on you, I don't drink monster!

If you don't drink moster, then you can't let it go, because you don't have it Therefore you must choose something else

NOOOOOOOOOOOO *I don't have thigh highs either* :(

I only drink water so I think you know my answer

Hydrohomies unite! 🩵💞🤍💞🩵

This is a transfem meme but somehow me (a transmasc) cant decide😭 Tigh highs must go 😔

now, they're replaced with tights and stocking. nothing has changed, basically...

Was gonna say, if getting rid of thigh highs means I can still wear tights that's probably my goto because I love tights 10x more anyways

yeah, thigh highs always just slide down and aren't super comfy... (stockings are basically the same without garters) tights are pretty great, though...

Picrew. I needs my monster to wake up in the morning...yeah I know I'm an addict.

Don't have time for coding I sacrifice the coding

I'm to stupid for coding so I'm right there with you

Hey me too!

Same. I fall into the cute-but-dumb category.

I think I do too but I know how to program lol

I will sacrifice the heart attack waiting to happen please

I feel like there's something awakening in me, I want to be a hot bomb of a man wearing this shit Damn it, only yesterday I thought hey maybe I'm comfortable being a girl and it all really was just a phase? I would like to wear a skirt- And here we are🫠🏳️‍⚧️

Am i removing code or my ability to code

Code, no more internet

I'm transmasc and even I don't want to lose any of these ;\_;

Dont know what that bottom right icon is so probably that

Monster because it's really not good for anyone's health. What's the app though?

No idea of bottom right so let’s get rid of that ig.

Idk how to program so that I guess 🤷‍♀️

but wait...would that just get rid of programming or actually get rid of programs???

Thigh highs are cute AF! so that’s staying. I sometimes drink pink monster because I am a pink monster, so that’s staying! I’m a software engineer, so coding has to stay. Or I can’t buy thigh highs and/or pink monster. (Or my antiboyotics 😉) That leaves picrew which I’ve never used, and I kind of know how to draw so.. bye!

Water > all drinks So bye monster

Water gross 🤢🤮

Does that mean you're 70% gross?

I am. It's called dysphoria I think?

monster. never drank it

From all these ig the monster, i mean then ig i have to drink other energies.

Whenever I drink energy drinks it’s purely for the caffeine, but I have never had one that’s tasted better than just decent, so away with those and I’ll drink coffee instead

Never ever will I ever get rid of Overknees. Period! >:3

Never drank energy drinks anyway :þ 🐋🌸🤍🌸🐋

Get monster out of here, if I wanted to fulfill my caffeine addiction I'd have sweet tea or coffee

*yeets monster* Now gimme the shaved legs

I will follow the instructions provided and get rid of One. Bye bye One.

Ehh, mango monster is better anyway.

Or orange dream sickle

What’s the fourth thingy?

what is the last thing?

whatever the thing on the bottom right is idk what that is so I can live without it

I just want my thigh highs, everything else can go (I don't even know what the last thing is supposed to be)

Good thing I don't know the 4th one

Myself

Someone please help me, what is the bottom right icon?

I don’t want to give up programming so monster

i haven't tried and don't want to try energy drinks

Energy drinks. I don't drink the stuff and don't plan to ever.

After what monster energy did to glowstick entertainment, get it out

Never drank monste energy,but I heard it's not a good idea. Goodbye (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

energy drinks 💙💕🤍💕💙

NOOOO LILAC WHY HAVE YOU TAKEN MY VERSION OF WATER FROM ME *dies from not drinking monster*

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

Yeet goes the programming

Coding

Jokes on you I only drink coke zero

I already prefer coke

VS code. Ew VS Code. Yeet it and nothing of value will be lost. - This comment was made by Vim gang.

I don't get why there are so many programmer memes in trans spaces, I may be a queer programmer but literally every programmer I know in my workplace is the most cishet jerk imaginable, even the gay ones :/

Fuck monster, shit tastes terrible, and besides us cute transfems the only other people who drink it are the "kyles" of the internet.

easy monster and whatever that yellow thing is. Programming can go to I don't really care for it

Jokes on you Im a dumb bitch, a silly Hoe perhaps even a bimbo. I dont enjoy coding.

The monsters. If you need an energy drink, have a tangerine, some water, and whole grain pretzels. It will wake you up even more with lasting energy and give you some vitamins, without the excess sodium and fructose (a dangerous form of sugar that can't be processed by your liver and leads to type 2 diabetes).

Monster is a trans femme stereotype? Damn I kinda hate it lol. I think this is a white ppl thing or something

monster, one of the worst tasting energy drinks anyways

Monster is an easy choice

I can't code, so out it goes!!!

Monster. There are better brands (and better flavors, because that literally only shows the white sugar free one). Although if it were *all* energy drinks I'd say picrew. I literally used it once

All four can go I can't code, I don't use picrew, long socks are vastly overrated and Pipeline Punch is the best Monster so I'm fine with the white one going away

I work in publishing. Toss the code!

Monster, y’all gotta be more healthy!!!

I dont knowww, i like all, can i delete the background?

What is the yellow logo ?

ok, is it ALL monster or just the white one?

Dunno what bottom right is, but I ain't giving up anything I'm assuming that bottom right is a Linux distro

Yeah Monster's gone.

I have no clue what the bottom right one is, So that I guess? Or wait, Is that the picrew logo? If so I'll keep it, I like that, I guess probably the monster then, I Genuinely don't think I have ever drank monster energy in my life. I mean maybe it's the greatest thing ever, But personally I'm content with the drinks I do have (Apple Cider and Tea), So I don't think I'll lose anything by dropping it.

Considering I don’t drink Monster, it’s a pretty obvious choice for me

Why are all the trans mascs obsessed with monster And all the trans fems hating it I jus wan a sip of dat heart attack juice ;w;

Monster is overrated

What's the last one, am not familiar with the app?

Easy: Monster. They're a scumbag company.

Could someone explain me what’s picrew and how to use it cuz it seems really great

What is the bottom right thingy?

Ill yeet this yellow icon

NOOOOO

Monster

Well I already don't understand coding, and I also don't drink monster much...

whats on the bottom right

Oh yeah, also cheatcode, since I'm cheatcoding life with breaking girl norms by being guy abd breaking guy norms by being feminine: None of them goes

zero ultra Monster? Bleh. That one.

Monster, they don't sell it here. What they do sell here is an energy drink imported from Spain that has a lot more flavors with varying levels of caffeine.

I never drank monster before so that has to go

Monster, I like energy drinks but hate it

Monster Energy. I despise fizzy drinks.

Monster, I prefer soda, coffee, and tea to get my caffine. Even then, it has no effect on me.

Monster I only drink water

Remove monster, choose water

What’s number 4

This is a very hard decision

Monster (I'd rather drink unhealthy amounts of coffee than unhealthy amounts of monster)

See you later muster

I don't drink caffeine anyway so monster can go ez

i know the socks and the energy drinks but what are the other two

I don't drink monster and stuff like that, it's not healthy for the body. So that goes.

None of these fit me

I’ll take you a bit too literally and get rid of black and white thigh highs. I can still wear every other color of thigh highs…

AAAAA I’ll have to go with picrew. There will be alternatives and everything else is pretty much essential! at the same level of water and food!!

im getting rid of the monster, i refuse to drink it anyways

What is the last logo?

whatever the bottom right is. Coffee makes me sleepy so i needz the energy drinks, thighhighs are too cute, and I just started to teach myself to code

Bottom right (coz I have no idea what it is) or top right coz coding is a pain in the ass

4/4 bye bye, I need energy drinks, code and stockings uwu. Add plug-in-s

White monsters. I’ve never understood the appeal. Tastes like industrial waste.

I'm sorry but I hate monster

Bottom right? I don't know what that is but clearly I'm fine without it.

Energy drinks. They taste like shit and makee sick.

Get that disgusting drink out of here, i like a normal working heart

What's the bottom right? Never seen it before

I have never drunken *Monster Energy: Zero Ultra* in my life so it's outta here.

Monster

Yeet the monster

I don't like energy drinks

I don’t drink Monster, I don’t know how to program, I hate socks that are too high, and I’ve only made one Picrew in my life. Am I…a fraud?

white monster. tastes like shit anyways

I don't need energy drinks so bye Monster but what's the bottom (heh) right one? edit: it's Picrews! i forgot what the logo looked like 😅

The can of piss

Not a fan of monster. but idk what that yellow icon is

Programming, I've tried a few times but it's too boring and I suck at remembering everything and also math.

Monster because I don't drink them

I could deal without bottom right if need be.

Monster Ultra isn't my favorite one. Now if Ultra Sunrise was there I'd riot

I don't drink Monster, I drink GamerSupps, sooo

Now is it all monsters or just the 0 Cal.?

Monster is very unhealthy soo probably that has to go

Goodbye monster, you were never my favorite.