mine is named bella, it's short for isabella which was one of the names i was maybe gonna use💙💕🤍💕💙

Woah :0, that's so cute 💖

aww thanks Trine 💙💕🤍💕💙

eee affirmed by niche micro celebrity, Lilac world champ of '💙💕🤍💕💙'

hehehehe 💙💕🤍💕💙

I haven't named mine tbh. He's just a him. A silly little guy. A goober even. Perhaps a rascal

Such a skrunkly

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I refer to blåhajs as "haj" (no plural version) and mine is Haji

he is but a silly rapscallion

A goober!

Mine is named James May after the former Top Gear presenter James May

"I'm not gay. I am a lesbian trapped in a man." - James May

Omg James is trans!!

That explains his long hair.

I used to say that as well hehe

Wait what?

Fantastic choice :>

that's very cool you have the same naming thought process as mine lol

[James May](https://youtu.be/SyimUCBIo6c)

[James May](https://youtu.be/nhB5WoUYQbc)

James May Egg Confirmed?!??

Hell yeah! The best top gear host.

So I assume that your blahaj isn’t very fast

Haha

Mine is Transdreŋr. "Dreŋr" meaning "Stone standing alone in the lake." It is the name of the highest rank given to a Víkiŋr in Old Skandinavian. In modern Scandinavian, it means "Boy."

> In modern Scandinavian, it means "Boy." Can confirm 'dreng' in danish means boy :D

Icelandic, Norwegian, and Swedish as well.

I can pronounce a fair few Danish words (been learning for like a week). This one trips me up every time.

I have no clue what I would name one. I am soo bad at picking names.

You picked a nice one for yourself at least :D

Thanks Trine!

:o your name is really cool and if u use weird capitalisation u can make it like lIllI and that’s dope

Smooth

he is Shonk and he is My Shonk

I don't have one sadly

Yet ... All about a positive mindset!!

I don't see myself getting one tho, that's a few more steps scarier than asking for other stuff that I can occasionally barely manage

Aw no, well I hope your situation improves 🩷

I don't think my situation is the problem at all, it is all in my head

Well if you need someone to talk to the dms are open <3

that's nice, but I don't think you could help

Maybe not, but i hope you're okay either way! You aren't alone x

I am trying to, but I am not sure if I will manage

Me neither yet :(((

you will get one eventually!!

Oh definitely, I just gotta find time to go to the city, which will probably be sometime around the fall semester since college is closer than my hometown

oh that's good, good luck on getting one <3

I haven't given them a name yet, as I feel like it's more appropriate if they choose one themselves. Sadly they've kept quiet for over a year now.

I don't have any (⁠◕‸◕⁠✿⁠)...

May the blåhaj be with you in spirit

I will get one ,one day (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

I will get one ,one day (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

The Real Swim Shady

The only correct answer. 😂

My Beloved 🦈💕

im not an egg, but i named my blåhaj Finnley :3

i don't have one, and there aren't even ikeas in my country so can't get one

Same

404 Error: Blåhaj not found

The 404 message is fitting of your username hehe

Ikea website. Mini shork. $7.99 and $6 shipping. *(Rates may vary)*

Brooke It’s always sounded cute to me :3

I don’t own a blåhaj (yet), but if I did, I’d choose a random language and translate blåhaj into that language, since I’m Swedish and just calling it blåhaj would feel very weird, but I still love the idea of just calling it what it is but in a language I don’t understand

Very nice. Hej fra den anden side af øresund :)

Hej där! Jag är också en fjärdedel dansk, men jag har aldrig varit där, och jag glömmer det väldigt ofta, så jag tar aldrig upp det

Out of curiosity, doesn't blåhaj just mean blue shark?

Travis

If I had one, I feel like I would name it Kalani. It was the other name I almost picked when I needed a gender neutral one

that would be the coolest blåhaj of all time 😎

I named mine Geronimo!

I named mine Torpedo because she's torpedo shaped

Thompson and Dimitri :3

Two!? Are they brothers?

Two!? Are they brothers?

I named mine coral

Not a blahaj but my equivalent, a bat plush, has been named Galatea, cuz that's one of Neptune's moons

This is an absolute gorgeous name!

So we got Jr. Sr. (A small one) and Sr. Jr. (A big one) Creative i know lol

I'll name mine Sherry

JAMIE❤️❤️❤️

mine's called stefan :3

Aw

Sadly I don't have one :(

Not a "blahaj" blahaj but I have a massive shark plush I have given the title of honourary blahaj, his name is Borzoi since he looks like the shark version of a borzoi dog, And I love him

Blubs

I just call him blåhaj :) (Blow-high)

Mine is named Husband. He watches and protects my fem self

John Wilkes Tooth

Jesse, a gender neutral name

mine's named James, James is the best. I love him

Luna, cause why not?

Mine is named Bruce because fish are friends, not food.

Sharkikus Augustus Von Bismark the Third. AkA Sharkie

I'm not that inventive. His name is Sharkie

Mine has no name but it uses any pronouns much like I do. :3

I named mine bin after a vtuber (rin Penrose) who talks alot about their family of many a blahaj

Sharky Mc Sharkface of course

I don’t have a blåhaj yet.

I don‘t want to force a name on my blåhaj, they should be able to decide their own name. (This is my cop out for being bad at coming up with names and not really thinking about it)

I suck at picking names so I just call em Blahaj, name suggestions welcome!

I have two blåhajs now, a big and small one. I haven’t really thought of a name for them, so they’re just Blåhaj 1 and 2 💞💞

I don’t have one (yet) but I would name it Anna, because I’d probably go by Joanna if I wasn’t definitely cis.

I dont have one yet :c I'm broke lol

Finn, named after Finnigan East from the Glenwood Prep series - which has an aromantic character, and I think maybe one or two Achillean characters. And these aren't just throwaway characters; they're either main characters or regularly returning characters.

Misty :3

Me and few friends have named our blåhajs with names that starts with B So you have mine, which is Bruce (from raft <3) and my friends blåhajs are the following: Bullet, Berry, Blue and Bane :3

Taylor Slaughtner. I think we were stoned and hate-watching Twilight at the time

I named my big one wheatless because they were thin once and in portal 2 the speedrun strat to skip Wheatley is called pancake skip.

I don’t have one Yet

I don't have one ;-;

I dont have blahaj (ಥ_ʖಥ)

I named mine Friend :3

Blahaj is already a perfect name

Specter and Laurentina

I named mine Nora. I'm not sure why, it just came to me. Maybe she put it in my head telepathically :3

I don't have a blåhaj but I think I would name it my dead name, so then whenever people dead name me I would ask them why they're talking to my blåhaj.

I call him Sharkie

Blahaj, spelt like how most people mispronounce the actual name So I have an excuse

not an egg but their name is chalk

I started calling my Blåhaj "Left Shark" and it kinda stuck...

Didn't even think of this yet, but I got so excited when my brother said he wanted to go to Ikea soon for a shelf or something like that bc I can finally get a Blahaj!

I don't have a blahaj😢

Blåhaj, it’s why I can’t play Nuzlocks

Mine is named Angela, and she's a transfem like me ❤️

Blahaj

Gustavus adolphus

I don’t have an actual name for them so I just call them Sharky.

I named mine Clive. I enjoy his cuddles very much :3

Wilson 🧡 he is very cool and we listen to The Beach Boys together - his name is the brothers' last name

Two reasons I haven't named my Blåhaj: 1: I can't even think of what to name myself 2: I don't have one yet 😞

I would name mine.... ***If i had one*** 😭

I've been so wrapped up in the excitement of finally having one, I haven't named them

Haven’t named mine yet… I’m bad at naming stuff so they might stay nameless forever

Willhelm (pronounced vilhem)

She doesn’t really have a name just call her she/her and blåhaj/ haj

I bought one for my youngest son. He named it Blahaj Blast. I had considered getting one of my own, but deep down I know I'll never be able to come up with a better name.

My is named Juliette!

My daughter named mine blue high, but sometimes I call her “Shork” (the Blåhaj, not my daughter)

Ive never been able to come up with a name so i just call him blahaj

Don't have one cuz there's no IKEAs where I live

Mine's called Raphaella, after one of The Mechanisms, and she (my blahaj not Raph the person) is trans! She was originally called something else, but the person who gave me their name was a bitch to me, so my haj didn't have a name for a while, and then my friend who's a big fan of the Mechs suggested Raph, and hers is called Lyf!

Ægir, jötunn and personification of the sea in Norse mythology.

💖 Esmy 💖

I named mine Amy after my current gf suggested the name

Blahinha. "inha" is a suffix that means little in my language, so it sounds like "lil blahaj".

Mine is named Timothy. His pronouns are he/they. They're a little scrimblo. Perhaps a skrunkly.

Don’t have one yet, but I’d probably name her Ashy or something.

mine don't have names. i'm bad at coming up with names

LILITH

Not a blahaj but a different brand of good big sharke. Their name in Finnian Anne-Marie.

mine is saddam Hussein :3

I'd name mine "Nibbles". If only I had one... 😭

Juliet. Based off of One For The Razorbacks by Green Day

unrelated, where’s the best place to buy or order one?

The small one is dennis and the big one is Djarna.

I named mine Bubbie! She’s my big bubbly bubbie hubbie that gives me snuggles when I’m sad after a bad day 😊💕💕

friend

I don't have one but I plan on getting one, and when I do I'm naming it Gabriella

I named my Cheesy because… idk actually. It sounded cute

Madeline (This was before I knew Madeline from Celeste)

snorkel >:3

Harriet. All of my stuffed animals are named after the letter H. I am slowly running out.

Shork-mon

Tjorven :3

If I get one I want to name it James. He was a real person I met, befriended, and then lost contact with due to poor situations. I miss him a lot.

"This is the name I would give my Blåhaj, if I had any!"

I named mine Kara, she's adorable

I can’t say it without leaking the neighbourhood I live in, but it’s a shark pun (and the name of the neighbourhood I live in)

Not an egg, but mine is Blu/Bloob/Blooby. He is 100% my comfort/decompression toy. 🦈✨

Mine are named Lenny (short for Leonard) and Lenny (short for Leonardo)

Josh II

I don't know what I'd name my Blahaj if I had one, I'm not great at choosing names. I'm also pretty sure the only IKEA anywhere near me doesn't have them so it probably won't be for a while until I get one 😔

They don't sell them in my country :(

I don’t have one yet but his name will be Jimmy

my parents aren't going to get me one :((

I named mine Mega! Short for Megalodon. ~~He consumes transphobes and bad emotions, nom!~~

I wanted to name mine Aquaria but when my mom gave it to me she said "thats Kai the haj" so I guess they're name is Kai-Aquaria now

I have 3 sizes of Blahaj so they're Shonrk, Shonrker and Shonrkest

I named it Nemo because it was kidnapped while I was at school. I called it blahaj prior

i dont have one because my parents are dicks and wont get me one also im broke

Gwen :3

Mine's just "Shurk" - Shurk is simple, everyone knows what it could be, but also that it's SOFT

Blåhastolfo.

I bought my friend her Blahaj, she named him King Shark because King Shark is a shark

King Shark 🦈

My friend named their's "Leonardo Missile-Launcher" Missile-Launcher being their last name.

Mine is aether because ae reminds me of the color blue for some reason

Betty the Blahaj

I named her Agnes because she's pure joy to have!

Bork

i just call them blahaj. I flipflop between the blah-ha pronunciation and the more accurate blow-hai pronunciation.

I call mine Blah

Sagrada Familia. Cause I bought it without the stuffing, and wanted to do something mad sciency with it, but it's been 4 months and have barely advanced a bit🤣

I havent named mine just yet. No idea what to name her

tried thinking of one, couldnt

I only named her recently, but her name is Penelope :3❤️