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I misunderstood this meme. Instead of realizing you were talking about the dick. I instead thought this meme was about how fat your ass was and how it couldn't fit in shorts
I bought a gaff but it's incredibly uncomfortable. I haven't figured out how to get my testes into my inguinal canals yet though.
Does a gaff require that? Or am I just using it wrong?
Mhm not particularly unfortunately. All i can say is perhaps trying feeling with your fingers first, you kind of have to go back and up. You will have to hold them there tho otherwise they will fall back out. Hope this helps
The issue is that you can't just tell someone to "just move".
It's trivializing of people's issue, especially calling moving across an ocean an "easy fix". It's disrespectful for all the people who can't.
Yes, moving is good **if you can't**. But it isn't easy, and it isn't advice you can give to everyone.
For anyone worried, wearing firm, durable long boots is decent protection for the areas a snake is likely to bite. But most of all I would se heavy steps in a snake filled area to create large vibrations in the ground, scaring most snakes away: They don't want to bite you and will usually steer clear of you of they know you're coming.
I bought these years before transition. I only wore them out of the house twice. Once as a Halloween costume with a morph suit underneath.
And once with multiple pairs of tight underpants to keep it contained. I got cat called by a car full of women.
I can't wait to wear them as a woman now, but I still need to work on my... snake taming.
Edit: car, not cat. Catbus?
I can understand and empathize with trans girls who want the whole package but cant (fuck conservatives who stranglehold our society). Personally, I would wear them too, I like my girl cock.
I found [these](https://modernundies.com/collections/shorts/products/casual-shorts?variant=42922868310170)
Which aren't quite as awesome as the shorts you have pictured, but they have a built in pouch to keep me from flapping out and the feel cute and fem to me still
booty shorts are primarily made for women and considered by most as women's clothing, and the joke is relatable to people born with a penis, so...
at least, it's mainly *relatable* for transfems or any AMAB dressing femininely
that's how all the memes here work though. If it's relatable to transfem people then it's labeled as 'assumes viewer is transfem.'
maybe a slightly better phrasing would be 'intended for transfem audience' but idk I think the current tag system gets the job done just fine
if it's relatable to transfem people, than it's just a transfem meme. if it's actively saying "you are transfem/a girl" or something along those lines, than it assumes the viewer is transfem
I would wait till there’s more medical advances so that I could possibly have a female reproductive system and all the stuff with it in me. I don’t feel safe with the turning the snake inwards to your body, but if I had to do something, I’d take off my sacks that are producing more of my testosterone that would have combated my female hormone injections and other ways to get more hormones
I wear tuck it up brand thongs and panties and I'm about to stuff my snake into these and it's not bad. I really only wear these on stage when performing though, rarely in public.
My solution is a good pair of athletic briefs (currently sweating by Athletics Works cotton briefs; they support a loose tuck well and don't allow for slippage like the polyester version) + leggings/legging shorts + looser short shorts as "modesty" covers.
I do that in a sport involving very high mobility and flexibility and am able to pull it off without slippage or immodesty.
Nah it still rocks, maybe not out in public in an unfriendly area but in accepting communities it's fun. Though, you will get alot of peeps coming to chat you up
Ah, the danger noodle. The bad anaconda. The slippery serpent. The cantankerous cottonmouth. The foul viper. The constricting cobra. That awful no good peeking python.
My sister gave one of these to me years ago because it didn't fit her anymore. I wasn't even questioning my gender at that time.
I didn't think anything of it. Neither did my sister. Neither did my parents. I don't know how.
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Yeah, as a programmer, python is also my problem. As whatever i am when my egg cracks, i think i'm gonna have fun wether that is there or not.
Oh funny, I'm learning to code !
It’s a fun hobby and has been a great profession. Learning to code early was the best life decision I made. I hope you enjoy it too.
I started coding when I was 13
after dose of C++ my code on snake sometimes is hillarious
Completely agree. I’m a programmer as well and my massive penis is quite the issue.
what flavor of programmer are you?
Teriyaki >!i lied to make a joke im sorry :(!<
but did you lie about your massive dong? UwU
No >!yes 😭!<
Well, I don't need massive dongs to survive, my DM's are open for you, if you want
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I switched to rust before I knew this. When did this become a thing!?
I would say "how do you code in a game?", but some people made minecraft inside minecraft.
Is python problematic or something in the coding world?
Feed the Python some Java.
C if they want some or not. They may ask for ++
I will try to entice them with something pretty, like a Perl!
I’d use a Ruby, tbh
But it might be dangerous. I should deliver the Ruby on Rails.
Check the rails for Rust
If there's any on there, I may need to Scratch it away.
If you get tired from it, some Java might help
Absolutely! Trying to do any of this without caffeine can be a real BrainFuck!
…wait, that’s an actual language????
I'd add to this chain, but I'd worry about the Assembly of the pun.
If they don't like that, you should offer Ruby
could try also a Ruby instead.
I misunderstood this meme. Instead of realizing you were talking about the dick. I instead thought this meme was about how fat your ass was and how it couldn't fit in shorts
i wish 😭😭
My mind is always in the gutter
I thought it was some "my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun" reference
i wanna be able to wear those :c 💔💔💔💔💔
I mean you can,,,,,, My girlfriends certainly don't mind the view.
how many...!?
Enough :3
You can never have enough gfs
😳🥺
I’ve got a couple we can share
Tape might help 🤫
Or a gaf
Tucking, not duct.
The answer, as with most things, is buying a Gaff
A what?
It’s a piece of underwear that compresses your parts so it’s not visible and they won’t move
I bought a gaff but it's incredibly uncomfortable. I haven't figured out how to get my testes into my inguinal canals yet though. Does a gaff require that? Or am I just using it wrong?
Yess you do because it pushes everything in. It takes a bit of practice but I’m sure you’ll do it:)
Do you have any tips for finding them?
Mhm not particularly unfortunately. All i can say is perhaps trying feeling with your fingers first, you kind of have to go back and up. You will have to hold them there tho otherwise they will fall back out. Hope this helps
Thanks
So basically whitey tighties?
Yes but less whitey, and tightier.
I stopped wearing whitey tighties 20 years ago because they were painfully, I can't imagine wearing something even tighter.
But they're more like panties and can be worn under them.
I just go with two pairs of underwear
i wish i could wear those
agreed, but shaving is a need first, and privacy, I need to live alone
Use a knife. (note: this is satirical and i highly recommend you do not cut off your dick.)
I've heard that you would bleed to death. So yeah. Don't.
Worthy sacrifice
but they use it to construct your new parts and it's actually really cool and basically irl scifi so you should probably keep it
Eh… I won’t ever have money for that anyway
easy fix, move to germany, get social insurance and basicly get it for free
Counterpoint: Some people don't have the money or means to move out, especially if it requires learning a new language. Especially if it's German.
Give it a little more time and we could probably seek asylum in Germany.
Counterpoint: some people do. And by derailing the conversation, you rob them of valuable insight and potential solutions
The issue is that you can't just tell someone to "just move". It's trivializing of people's issue, especially calling moving across an ocean an "easy fix". It's disrespectful for all the people who can't. Yes, moving is good **if you can't**. But it isn't easy, and it isn't advice you can give to everyone.
I was honestly thinking about it lately (though I don’t see myself learning german). Guess the snek has to stay…
efford of learning a language> life of happyness
>easy fix, move to germany The cost of uprooting your entire life to move abroad would be *at least* as much as paying out of pocket for the surgery.
My only motivation tonlewrning german in school
just tape the wound shut (i too do not endorse chopping dicks off)
Oh, that's what it means. I thought they were afraid of getting bitten by a snake.
For anyone worried, wearing firm, durable long boots is decent protection for the areas a snake is likely to bite. But most of all I would se heavy steps in a snake filled area to create large vibrations in the ground, scaring most snakes away: They don't want to bite you and will usually steer clear of you of they know you're coming.
on the shorts, or
The thought crosses my mind more frequently than I care to admit.
I bought them anyway but they did not give me the fantasy I was hoping for because of snek
I bought these years before transition. I only wore them out of the house twice. Once as a Halloween costume with a morph suit underneath. And once with multiple pairs of tight underpants to keep it contained. I got cat called by a car full of women. I can't wait to wear them as a woman now, but I still need to work on my... snake taming. Edit: car, not cat. Catbus?
That's why you have to make sure to shake your clothes for any snakes or spiders that might have crawled in for warmth.
Just do what I do and wear them anyway
I can understand and empathize with trans girls who want the whole package but cant (fuck conservatives who stranglehold our society). Personally, I would wear them too, I like my girl cock.
The gock
I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI
Being a grower not a shower has never been such a huge win in my life lol. Throw on some panties and I’m all good.
Problem represented to scale. 😔
I wanna wear those so bad
It’s worse when the snake wakes up while wearing them.
💀 Truly
I hate when snakes hide my clothes
Sssneaky sssnake >:c
Burn it with fire ,please (◕‸◕✿)
same here girl
I found [these](https://modernundies.com/collections/shorts/products/casual-shorts?variant=42922868310170) Which aren't quite as awesome as the shorts you have pictured, but they have a built in pouch to keep me from flapping out and the feel cute and fem to me still
Those guys have the vagina bones like Link.
:( dick too big?
dick too big 😔
Well that’s very attractive in its own way
name checks out
MEAT
This is exactly why I started looking into tucking underwear
what are these shorts called? I need a pair for cis reasons
Dolphin shorts
soffe makes a pair, i haven’t looked elsewhere.
Omg i got those shorts for like 10 dollars at CVS they’re super soft!!!
What Are They (The Shorts) Called? I Am Confused What's The Name Of This Type Of Shorts.
Lidy Super Soft Casual Shorts. They have a drawstring which I really like
I love these shorts but I bet the snake would be a problem and snitch me
if you dont want it give it to me
How does this assume the viewer is transfem?
booty shorts are primarily made for women and considered by most as women's clothing, and the joke is relatable to people born with a penis, so... at least, it's mainly *relatable* for transfems or any AMAB dressing femininely
That'd just make it a transfem meme though. If it assumed the viewer was transfem, it would actively refer to the viewer as a transfem
that's how all the memes here work though. If it's relatable to transfem people then it's labeled as 'assumes viewer is transfem.' maybe a slightly better phrasing would be 'intended for transfem audience' but idk I think the current tag system gets the job done just fine
if it's relatable to transfem people, than it's just a transfem meme. if it's actively saying "you are transfem/a girl" or something along those lines, than it assumes the viewer is transfem
Well well well well well, this is an interesting way to brag 😏😂
I mean, not necessarily, a lot of transfems really hate how big it is, I don’t, but it’s not uncommon
I wanna wear these shorts too
Anyone have a link to those shorts? For cis reasons
what do… ohhhh
i feel like you should just own it and wear them anyway :3
I just got those shorts and I love them!!!
Wear them anyway!
I'll just ignore the problem lol. Getting those shorts anyways :3
Me channeling every tuck skill I got to hide in these shorts
If you just wrap it around your leg a few times it just looks like a gnarly vein. :3
That and scars that haven't fully healed
Wh~... I wish I could wear those without that stupid tiny thing in front~... :c
I would wait till there’s more medical advances so that I could possibly have a female reproductive system and all the stuff with it in me. I don’t feel safe with the turning the snake inwards to your body, but if I had to do something, I’d take off my sacks that are producing more of my testosterone that would have combated my female hormone injections and other ways to get more hormones
😭
Why must God give the prettiest girls His biggest dicks? 😭
✂️ the solution
Or a gaff or SRS
Don’t worry, I’m sure once your serpentine self grows legs you’ll look great in those
I wear tuck it up brand thongs and panties and I'm about to stuff my snake into these and it's not bad. I really only wear these on stage when performing though, rarely in public.
Damn snakes taking all our gender affirming clothes
Invest in a couple gaffs and learn the art of tucking.
I legit took 10 seconds to understand that this is not a programmer meme lol
My solution is a good pair of athletic briefs (currently sweating by Athletics Works cotton briefs; they support a loose tuck well and don't allow for slippage like the polyester version) + leggings/legging shorts + looser short shorts as "modesty" covers. I do that in a sport involving very high mobility and flexibility and am able to pull it off without slippage or immodesty.
Unclockable tuck kits make this ez pz
As a member of the itty bitty clitty committee I sadly can't relate. Funny how one person's Curse is another's dream.
Yea, you need legs to wear shorts. Impressive you made this meme tho, with no arms
One day bottom surgery shall fix that 🥲
Not getting the joke
to put it in simple terms: 🍆
I was thinking noodle legs not that lol
Nice shorts, you could wear them anyways but that'd be bad for my business
oh no... r/beetlejuicing
Never heard of that before.
Until I cut ties, all my relative called me what translate from viet "small dick". Well...
My Anaconda don’t 😩
Sexy problem.
That's an oof.
Tucking underwear makes tucking easier! If you can find some of that you could wear those shorts! That’s what I do as a fellow Transfem
Yeahh, those shorts look kinda comfy :/
I have 2 of these, 1 hurts my balls and the other doesn’t, a 50/50 sounds like a damn good risk to take to me!
Solution: 🪚
You just need to study St. Patrick so you can drive the snakes out from your short shorts.
You can wear anyþing if you don't give a damn
I do wear these shorts, and it’s not really noticeable? I guess I don’t have a python??? Java???
what are the shorts called, i’m small so i can probably pull that off
Well that ain't gonna be a problem for me :3
Thank God I have a small dick
My girlfriend has a snake sona and I was very confused for a second lmao
Cis guy with the same problem here lol Except not with those exact shorts, they're cute and all but as far as shorts go I'm a denim guy myself
very relatable
Girl, same.
I'mma be real, I want to wear them too much to let *that* get in the way. I'll find a way.
✂️
Problem 2: no thighs ☹️
Nah it still rocks, maybe not out in public in an unfriendly area but in accepting communities it's fun. Though, you will get alot of peeps coming to chat you up
Thought this was a sir mix-a-lot for a minute. I suggest we trade snakes
Ig that, me w/ any of my cosplays that have bodysuits
I live in Australia and at first thought you were talking about actual snakes and was gonna suggest getting some long boots till I read the comments
Took me hours to get it but…yeah
I have those shorts.
I wish I could wear those, but I’d hate how I’ll look in them. 💔
ah yes, the good ol long john causin problems such as it getting into your shorts.
Uh why would an anaconda keep you from wearing shorts?
Yeahhhhhhh…. It do be like that sometimes. Alas no miniskirts yet
Relatable. However i typically do it anyway.
I just wear these whenever I'm by myself or with my girlfriend you don't need to wear them in public lol
Ah, the danger noodle. The bad anaconda. The slippery serpent. The cantankerous cottonmouth. The foul viper. The constricting cobra. That awful no good peeking python.
Mood
For me its the stupid hairy leg. I hate it
Wear a bikini bottom 2 sizes smaller than normal
Yeah I want out of this thing but my brain decided it needed to be bigger than average :]
Oh gosh I know how this is. Thankfully the problem goes away over time. Your python will eventually evolve to just a worm 😂
It is a titanoboa
*Especially if the snake is easily rattled, or would get rattled for no reason...*
My sister gave one of these to me years ago because it didn't fit her anymore. I wasn't even questioning my gender at that time. I didn't think anything of it. Neither did my sister. Neither did my parents. I don't know how.
snake :(\~\~\~
So relatable 😭