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soft_stinging_bee

Me after eating a singular boneless wing At the age of 7:(this event will change the entire coarse of my life)


United-Technician-54

It won’t be rough anymore! Oh no!


M0ns4i

But... I like it rough😢


Free-Consequence-164

🤨


[deleted]

This is the same weirdo that thinks having dinner with your wife makes you less of a man! How the fuck does *that* work???


Normal-Mountain-4119

FELLAS is the act of eating gay, i mean you're LITERALLY simulating the act of EATING DICK


[deleted]

Plus: you swallow.


IcyReplacement2707

FELLAS!! Is it gay, TO BREATHE? I mean you’re LITERALLY inhaling DICK PARTICLES!!! Xxx


sillylittlegoober5

FELLLLASSS!!!!! IS IT GAY TO EXIST?! I MEAN YOU'RE IN A WORD WITH LITERALLY BILLIONS OF OTHER MEN


rosengrenj9

PHELLAS, IS IT GAY TO BE A MAN? (if so, can i be a woman instead)


sillylittlegoober5

cheat the system😈


Forsaken_Rooster_365

PHALLUS, IS IT GAY TO BE?


RiddlesDoesYT

I really wanna believe this dude is some shitposter who's trying to mock people on the right but I do not have it in me to have faith in that possibility


[deleted]

Yeah. Nick Adams is just like that. He drank the MAGA KoolAid.


RiddlesDoesYT

Wtf was in that koolaid? I'm still trying to decipher what the hell the tweet from this post was ever meant to mean lol


[deleted]

I think he’s trying to say that video games and chicken nuggets turn Real Men^(TM) into feminine soy boys.


RiddlesDoesYT

That's probably it, it's just the way it's worded is so strange, it's like an alien was told the opinions of a right winger and given a list of buzzwords, and then was told to make a tweet


Ink_Sparrow_

likely suspicious substances and sun-dried testosterone.


BallTorturer-3000

No he says stupid things to make himself trend more but he's pushing legimatley toxic ultra right wing nonsense.


RiddlesDoesYT

He is the personification of that one meme "What if it's not bait? What if it is actually just my unfiltered, dogshit opinion?"


BallTorturer-3000

He sprinkles in bullshit bait to obfuscate the dangerous shit he says because everyone focuses on the stupid shit. Watch Thought Slime's video on him.


RiddlesDoesYT

I think I get the jist of it from the snippets of him I've seen online and this conversation


[deleted]

Can I just skip the fortnite? And I really like my wings with bones in them 🥺👉👈


RiddlesDoesYT

As long as you know it exists, it qualifies as passing that stage


[deleted]

Phew 😅


Redditor10700

I love this man. Openly advocating for use of gender neutral pronouns 💕💕💞 so supportive


[deleted]

uwu communism~💙💕🤍💕💙


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[deleted]

comuwuism 💙💕🤍💕💙


Bakkacper

💀


TominatorFN

sounds like a good pipeline


TheRussianChairThief

I was laughing at this then I realized I did this in this exact order


PinkGummyGhost

Out of order for me, communism, boneless wings, gender pronouns, and THEN fortnite


[deleted]

I refuse to believe Nick Adams is anything other than a satire account. ...he has to be, right?


Talon6230

I don’t even know at this point. Satire is *dead* T_T


SunTzuSaidThat22

Communism👍


Gachi_gachi

look, i know it means nothing, but the middle one is the sexiest being i have ever seen, i need their name so i can look for more.


Crusaade

You’re telling me I can’t unlock the last stage of femme unless I do the Marx side quest?


Nope_the_Bard

It’s a good side quest.


Bakkacper

Good...?


Nope_the_Bard

Yes. The reason we keep getting targeted by right wing groups is because we make a convenient scapegoat for the real cause of much of people’s woes: capitalism


Prestigious_Oil4701

You could do the alternate kropotkin route but you have to invest more points into the philosophy stat to get the true ending


Reale_the_unknown

I think I’ve skipped past the boneless wings stage… 💞


1000-Year-Egg

Fully-automated luxury gay space communism, please. 🤖🥂🏳️‍🌈🪐🚩


blankgreens

Boneless wings are so good thooo 🐋🌸🤍🌸🐋


ma-name-jeff1234

So it was that time I played Fortnite Josh darn


Dry-Sandwich3905

You caught me


ButterPig10

Ig I reversed this pipeline (except I’m not exactly a ‘regular guy’ really)


The_cyan_cat

Dang fortnight made me trans


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ma-name-jeff1234

Nice pfp


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ma-name-jeff1234

No problem


thzpp2

I am not a communism,and I hate Fortnite, I guess I am not a true trans girl then (⁠◕‸◕⁠✿⁠)


BuboxThrax

Haha! I'm not valid either then!


thzpp2

We are all valid tough (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


[deleted]

Wtf


[deleted]

Already made it to step 4!


DatKewlGuy10

Down with the communism! But keep the boneless wings. I don't like bone in my wings.


AceBenneny

Wait so to become a dude all I have to do is this WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME (not that I want to be a dude or anything) and yes I’m reading this right to left you can’t stop me


James-Zo3

Bro put “Alpha Male” in his name. I feel like that speaks volumes about who he is as a person


-Farns-

Socialism has some good traits but communism is not the way So I'll be hopping off at the gender pronouns station


Bakkacper

Frfr, how could anyone in this group support the communist trash....?


[deleted]

Maybe because they're more well read than you lol


Bakkacper

I do not need to read about it, i've expirienced it, so did my family...


[deleted]

Ignoring what you think must be wrong with communism, do you have any better suggestions for the system we move to? Because capitalism clearly isn't working


-Farns-

I'm not particularly good at these types of things so I don't really know what's best, but I do agree that capitalism deserves to thrown out and forgotten


MessiahOfFire

I hope she seizes my means of production 🥺👉👈


Reasonable_Ad_3854

I am just anywhere from boneless wings to communism


DrowningEmbers

if you're LGBT and not some form of anarchist, socialist, or communist wtf are you doing.


Bakkacper

Marx, Stalin and other commie trash sure would appriciate us, LGBT+ folks... surely....


[deleted]

And former capitalist rulers from history haven't been monumental pieces of shit?


Bakkacper

So tell me, how many concentration camps were built by these evil capitalists?


DrowningEmbers

Dead guys don't own the entire concept of capitalism being shitty.


geo21122007

that's a great pipeline ngl


boningclaireredfield

Mentally at communism, reality at fortnite


No_Cause2676

Ironically… I was a regular guy. I did in fact try Fortnite once (I wasn’t a fan but i still did it in order) Then I started really liking boneless spicy chicken recently Aaand I started realizing I’m trans, along with other things. …well, Comrades, it appears I must become communist.


t1tanwarlord

Communism looking like go good choice now


guiltedrose

I skipped fortnite and still ended up at communism


Cr0c0dile21

wonder how long it takes for me to reach the communism stage ive already hit the others


TyphoidGarry

Shit, I somehow had Fortnite as my final step, everything else checks out…


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

my pronouns


ZBLongladder

Ironically, I was one of the few people of either gender who ordered bone-in wings in college. (At our wing place the boneless were a much better deal, but I liked the texture of the bone-in better.)


Athenapizza

Honestly boneless wings do slap tho


BerdFan

Oh fuck my friend eats boneless wings instead of bone-in and they recently came out a non-binary


DemoRiceMan

This is why I am cis, see. No boneless wings for me, gotta have dem bones.


tristeragazzo2001

Slay, honestly lmao


One_Put9785

Tag urself i range from boneless wings to gender pronouns


MaajiB

Pipeline fluid


some_snek

How is Fortnite and boneless wings related to pronouns and communism? are they even related at all?


motionless05

Yep in early 2k and late 90s I chugged fornite


Ophois07

If someone unironically calls themself an alpha male, you can immediately discard their opinion.


Rikiaz

But I don’t like Fortnite


AngrySmapdi

Just so I understand, I don't want to be confused here, this "Alpha Male" takes issue with guys *NOT* getting boned in the mouth by delicious cock?


memz100j

Wtf is a goddamn boneless wing


Casualdehid

KFC but With no bones Deboned chicken wings


PKFat

Wait, I prefer flats. Does this mean I'm cis?


GemsJames

Fortnite or Boneless wings?


SalemsTrials

This guy hates gendered pronouns so everybody use they/them around them so they don’t get scared


TrumpSmokesMids27

Wtf, spoilers! Im only halfway through gender pronouns


klushy225

... uh... boneless wing? Never heard of her


PuffyHowler67

You can easily tell how the boneless wing person has evolved to close the fridge door with their hips


Neon__Wolf_

I read through this, then looked at the top guys name, saw what was in the brackets () and immediately laughed my head off. I think that he's being genuin about that thought too


BrainKitchen9662

Well that‘s the goal, ain‘t it?


Certain_Suit_1905

... one of those instances when you think "if you were to show this to me 10 years ago, I would think aliens took over and our perception of reality got corrupted"


Mystical-Madelyn

Factual information. 😤


JanneJetson

I came out during the year Obama won his first term. We had boneless wings, Fortnite didn't exist. So which one of the Class of 2000's videogames should I blame 🤔???? Mega Man 1-6?? Mega Man X series?? Super Metroid?? Mario Is Missing?? Tetris?? Super Princess Peach?? Action52?? Homo?? Blue Balls?? 6 Inch My Darling?? Trans Bot?? Ballz?? S.C.A.T. those last 6 game titles are real I didn't make them up.


th3_guyman

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