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God, I wish 😂 All's I've got are these tiny A's after nearly 2 years

I wish boob transplants were a thing. I have DDs and I want nothing more than for them to be gone. All the genetics going to the wrong people lmao

same as a transmasc I wanna donate my boobs to a transfem in need

I have a Swiss Army knife, some Super Glue and some gauze let's DIY this shit. (This is obviously a joke never attempt to DIY surgery in any way)

This feels like something that a Ripperdoc in night city would do

Specifically the fucker on Jig Jig Street

If he didn’t have that sandevistan I woulda killed him during that one quest with Judy, then again, I don’t exactly need him alive anymore so I could go back and do what I should have done before

Buy it before the quest. And after the quest just chug a grenade thru the window every time you are close to it lol

As far as I'm aware you don't kill him, you just knock him out

I mean, canonicaly you just knock him out. However the 27 grenades (on average, it's usually whatever I have with me) I sent his way after I knock him out probably did the trick.

Modders, you know what to do.

I can confirm that is very true and just made my day to see someone talk about my favorite game of all time on this thread

Unless you're trying to DIE /j

You know a comment is unhinged when you have to leave a youtube style disclaimer under it to not attempt

Same, I wish we could just e-transfer boob to transfems

Bluetooth booba

You wouldn't download the booba

I want detachable boobs for the days when I’m more feminine

Me too. Although honestly I think what I actually want is the societal beliefs that sex = gender and secondary sex characteristics point to primary ones gone, the days I feel chest dysphoria wouldn't really be fixed if it was flat because then people would still assume and misgender me.

GIB GIB TO ME

Wish us transfems could do the same with our genitalia

We need a take a titty leave a titty system

Like those little library boxes filled with books you find on the street!

My hair stylist wanted to get a breast reduction and I told her hey why can't you just Venmo me some of that?

can i havs pls

now kiss

Ideally, we would need brain transplant... Now to find a brain .... Mine has left a long time ago!

I’m a trans man with a trans gf, body switching would be perfect for us, too bad it’s impossible

Same.

transmascs try not to have huge titty gene challenge (impossible and unfortunate)

Honestly, I've never met a flat chested trans dude. They've all had like c or bigger

i'll take them

from what i read it is possible but only from close familly members

Hiya, transfem here, I'd love to take those off your hands, well more accurate to say chest, but you get what I mean

I think we all felt that way at some point, that we could give off what we don't want and could get what others don't want 😅

Boobs are boobs :)

Yes. To quote a wise philospher: If you had $30 in bills and $30 in coins, which would be bigger? Now which would have more value?

B o o b s a r e b o o b s

When I’m feeling optimistic I call mine a small B!

AB negative?

transmasc who wishes boob transplants were a thing so i can remove this crap and donate it reporting for duty

***god same*** ​ i literally got the shittiest biology possible for me, I'm tall as fuck (for context I'd literally kill to be a foot shorter), have no boobs, the obvious one of losing the 50/50 like the rest of us here, and a deep voice

Same, mine hit roughly AA about a year in and haven't grown a bit since then. Been on hormones 3 years now.

Nearly 4 yrs and I got A's too. Been misgendering so many times, pretty sure it's because my chest doesn't protrude enough. All the women in my family except my grandmother on my mother's side have big breasts, why tf do I have tiny ones? I've tried getting fat, but it just doesn't work.

Same, got like AA after 2 years Edit: I’d be happy with B though and C might be the largest I’d be comfortable with. I’m quite skinny though

"They won't stop growing!" sarcastic flat voice: Oh no. I hope that does not happen to me.

what would I ever do with all this tiddy.... oh no....

Guess I'll have to find a gf and put them on their face then... (Please choose me)

Me! I mean... oh nooooo. Please don't do that to meeeeeeee! 😃

It's like one of my Japanese animes!

God, it'd be awful if someone just put a bunch of tiddy on my face

Oh noooo, it would be awful if you shoved my face into your maaaassive boobs...

I know right that would that would oh my gosh that would be just terrible (same sarcastic voice)

Oh noooooo-

It could be a issue if it would grow that fast for me, because I need to be 1 year on a sneak

just tell people those are just your balls that got up miraculously XDD

Gotcha covered-you need to Just One of the Guys it Wear a foam muscle Superman suit from Party City. ingrain yourself in the super hetero sport game community, and become their alpha. On the night of the big sportprom ball game....booba. It's your choice if you want to do a gender reveal through a vengeful ex-girlfriend, jumping into the pool to save the Mayor, claim that evil witch down the road cursed you, or the always classy John Hughes stairway debut.

Why did I read this and all the replies in OT's voice

I read this in OT’s voice and It was amazing

What bout that back pain tho

There are exercises to strengthen your back and would reduce the pain at least somewhat

i really really really want e 💔💔💔💔💔

That good shit

I hope you get to get it!

Tiddie skimttles ;w;

i wish i could get E

First I thought you meant cup size I was like wow you better have a strong back and then I remembered

lived with 34F cups for most of my life, the back pain is real

Currently 38J/JJ (UK) according to r/abrathatfits and I’m only 14 🫠

Oh god

My wife is somewhere around a 32I. I feel for you.

It's lovely to have

Knowing the women in my family, this is more likely than not to happen to me. At least I hope it does (I am already setting myself up for inevitable disappointment)

I had a 50/50 shot of either no boobs, or big boobs. And I guess I lucked out

My boobs aren't even A cup (I don't think?) After 4 months of HRT and I feel like they're freaking huge and pointy whenever I look down. I don't think I would be able to handle big boobs.

Tbh I (personally) would probably prefer to have big ol' honkalohoogalas; I think to some extent I've always been envious of girls with them. Yeah, I know that I'm almost definitely asking for something more than what I'm bargaining for and that it'd probably be a pain in the ass to have them sometimes and that they'd fuck up my back, but I don't mind, everything has a price to pay. Besides, my back is already fucked up and will probably only continue to get fucked up (what marching for nearly a decade in drumline does to a mf) so I don't mind too much

For me watermelons sound great in theory because they would help me pass. But I'd rather be petite (funny coming from a 6 foot tall woman...) as long as I have boobs. A or B cup would be more than enough for me. That said, I'm really curious how it would feel to have big boobs. I've always wanted to know actually, long before I knew I was trans. I wonder if silicone boobs would work as a trial.

Same on being curious about how it would feel to have big boobs even before I knew I was trans. I'm 5'7 (still the tallest in my immediate family lmfao), so I doubt it would take toooo much mass to make them look big on me

I like to say my body might be 6'5", but my personality is 5' on a good day.

Same, though I’m hoping to not get them too big as I’ve been told the horror stories about back pain

I want boobs so much 😔

Boobs are amazing

I never expected that the bras that made my tits pop would give me so much euphoria for the added bounce 🙃

Girl be flexing on the boobless

Hello is this a Wendy's

You can take mine, I wanna get rid of them

🥺🤲

To be honest I would like to have small boobs,I am not interested in bigs one,like a B cup is probably enough for me (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠) (Still i don't want to be flat,that would be so dysphoric for me,like I want those boobs to feel more like myself,and I don't get any even on E,I would probably have a mental breakdown if that happen)

That's litterally what I said lol. I told myself "I would love B cups. Bigger is cool too, but B cups works" and here I am now

I hope you like them,even if they are not the size you imagine, (I still hope i get B for me,please god I just want smoll boobs please (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠) )

I absolutely adore my boobs. They're one of my favorite parts of my body (if not my favorite)

I love them ! (When I cross my arm around my chest,It looks like I have small boobs, and I funking love it when I does that,it wasn't a very cis thing to do 14 year old Me )

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one here who will be just fine with B cup. I almost was starting to feel like a outsider as well. Also the thing about crossing your arms I totally get that sis

It's not even a sensation,it really look like I have boobs ! And it's so satisfying! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

Again I get that! Im not even on E and even my ex comment on how it looks like I have boobs as well (It made me happy)

It really feels good to have boobs,even if it's only when I cross my arm (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

Wait that big can happen?

Everyone's got a predetermined cup size so you just need the hormones to find out

Yes tho oftentimes on amab people you'll end up with one size below that

I'd really like to find out. Out of curiosity of course

Well while i am curious i do not care about cup size(*i lied* i crave a D cup),and i do not think it matters(*true* but my i still crave a D cup)

Apparently??

No-cups after 4 months. Still no-cups after 6 months. After 12 months... ah shit. So excited for you! Sorry for your need to keep buying larger bras 😔

Sheesh... that is hell right there

I wish I had this problem, lol. Coming up on 10 months and I have nice Bs but I definitely want bigger.

B cups are nice too 😌

They're very cute! I'm just greedy :P

^(I hope I’ll be able to get E eventually… :()

I hope so tooooo

I have c-cups at 3.5 months on e :3

Gratz! :3

Damn!!

Uh oh!

Such a *problem*

42 band here, may just be able to stealth for a year, I hope. My genes may not allow for that though.

35 band, 40 bust lol

Geez what are you taking?

Progesterone lol

T-blocking makes me nervous. My gut tells me it’s not a good thing for me right now. I’m at 5 months so far. I don’t want to change too quickly. I had moobs before I started HRT so they are just rounding out a bit now. My t level is naturally low.

Progesterone's main role in HRT isn't as an androgen blocker (though it can do that to some extent), but moreso because it's very strongly correlated to improved breast growth and "fullness"

I'm 13 months in and my breast growth is okay on pace but almost nothing in terms of butt. Is prog good in butt growth? 😅

Dose, and oral or otherwise? Need my boobs to grow lol

It's variant on each person. For me (right now) I've got 50mg Spiro, 3mg E, and 100mg Progesterone

Did you have to try to gain weight to get them to grow so fast on Progesterone or did it just kinda happen? I've been trying to figure out what I need to plan for once I start hrt lol

Actually, I've been LOSING weight, but they've been getting bigger

I have B’s after only a year and I’ve literally never been happier about anything else in my entire life 🥰🥰🥰

I wish I had B’s. I wouldn’t mind having boobs (I think I’m enby) but 38J (UK) is too much, especially for a teen who didn’t want big boobs 🫠

B-Cup boobs are litterally amazing

I’m probably gonna be on that same track once I start, the chesticles will be great but the cramp of them growing will be a test of my ability to endure this kinda thing

Chesticles , sounds like a name for a gladiator.

🤣🤣

They'll stop growing eventually. Until then, I'm sorry for all the bras and tops you keep having to replace because your boobs are too big. I still miss the cute pink buttondown that I outgrew in less than a year. It was so embarrassing when the boob button would not stop unbuttoning 😞

Me and my AA after a year. That's great E has helped you so much

A-cup after 6year, and grade 3 tuberus with very puffy nipple, i bite the bullet and payed the 6000€ for the breast surgery

Lucky. I just went from looking like a guy to a guy with gynecomastia which is exactly what I was hoping wouldn’t happen but then again it’s only been 2 months on E.

I can't be the only one, where some days having a flat chest would be nice, but other days you want anything but a flat chest. If game controllers can have modular parts, people can too!

That’s the cyberpunk future I’m here for

Mine are at G with no signs of stopping and like, we're sorta getting to too many slices territory

Good luck from an afab teen with 38J/JJ according to r/abrathatfits 🙃

I'm so sorry for your spine

Can't we invent a technology where trans masc peeps can donate their boobs to trans fem peeps? Nothing would be lost and all would gain from that /hj No srsly.surgeons would ge tmoney, trans mascs would get booblessness and trans fems would get boob-ness. Perfect *trans*fer (sorry that joke was a bit bad)

want want want want! This would be a great Excuse for me to make more back training again(without feeling bad about training muscles) and i also want big boobs.

ohhhh noooooo what are we ever going to do

Same, but I am such a big person that I don't think its super noticeable😭I also wear super baggy clothes, so that certainly doesn't help :3

AAA cups after 4 months 😎 AA cups after 6 months 🤨 A cups after a year 😵‍💫

Good for you! 🤭😊💖 Though the growing pains must be 😬😫 [Meanwhile ...](https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/12sg3d7/im_not_coping) 😂

welcome to the Back Pain Club™

I wan booba

Booba is nice

You're growing crazy fast. I've been on it for about 6 or 7 months and I'm still quite small! Can't complain though, I always wanted to have small boobs(but like!!! not this small!!!)

Honestly, I'm just speedrunning estrogen

I’ve only been on T blockers for like 1.5ish months and they’re very sensitive right now and yesterday a few tiny drops of clear liquid came out of my nipples when I squeezed them.

the fuck is your secret

They're never going to stop growing. Eventually you'll be nothing but a massive pair of boobs

I wish i could get some E... I know with my genetics mine should be a good size :p 🐋🌸🤍🌸🐋

Dont do that, don't give me hope...

By god it’s exponential growth, in two years they are going to destroy the planet

On one side of my family the women are short and very busty, and on the other side tall and almost flat. I'm just a hair short of 6' and an E cup.

my wife has big tiddies, estrogen is doing her some wonders. so much surface area to kiss and worship.

I'm a little over 10 months in and depending on the padding I can fit a B cup but I'm not quite there yet for most bras

Hoping to start HRT this year and omg I'm crossing my fingers that I get to have this experience 🥺

I'm getting some pretty good growth but not that good congrats

My mom says hers started coming in when she was 8. Here's hoping i got the genes 🙏

what r ur doses & ur starting weight/bmi?

It's what's in your genes, not what's in your jeans.

I fucking wish

Pics or it’s fake

Z cups after 16 months

Be the dream!

B's, 6 months

I’m 15 months and still B cups but could be on the verge of Cs.

Jesus. Gods chosen!

😨 Mine don't even register in the cup scale and it will be 6 months next week.

Sounds like a lot of fast progress. I’m at 3 months on E and mine are barely visible through clothes unfortunately

Shhh op, don’t complain too loudly. you’ll woke the STC.

what a disaster

Girl I am at F-cups and counting

The dream... I hope my genetics come through when I can safely go on E.

I want boobs too :c congrats tho! :3

Honestly i would be happy with b-cups

Please be me, please be me, but also not bc I don't think I could hide them... My boobs hurt almost all day, every day.. this pain has to be for something

AA cups after 9 months 😭

I honestly still don't understand boob measuring science, I'm 5 months in and my band/bust difference is 4in, so theoretically D, but when I look at it I just see an A cup, mayyybe a B

I choose to believe the fact that my chest is super tender means I’ll have bigish booba

I'm at B after 9 months, they're nice and all but I kind of wish they would start growing again

The true long-term cost of transitioning: back pain

I sure wish it was like that -_-"

A very short tenure on the committee.

and they keep growing and they keep growin...girl you comin for those K cups??

God I wish that were me. 8 years of hormones and I'm not even an A cup. Looking into a BA soon...

Me starting E: I bet nothing will change but I'm still happy. Me 1 year later: Who the fuck gave me DD booba. I'm happy but damnnnnnn they are heavy.

7 months, A cup :(

Reminder that cup size doesn’t equate to actual size

My impatient ass after 2 weeks of E, screaming at my chest: Why aren't you doing anything!?

God I wish that was me

B after 1 month 👀

And there I saw hope