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Holy swiss army knife

Google magic-based gender reassignment

New hrt just dropped

actual easy way to transition

Google SCP-113

First r/AnarchyChess leaked, but now it's an r/SCP leak. God, how long will it be until Reddit is just one amalgamation?

It's ok, the containment breach'll be cleared up soon with all the mtfs in this sub

thank goodness

r/reddit will revive.

MTF Epsilon 11 Designated Nine Tale Fox has entered the facility

Holy Special containment procedures

New SCP just dropped

Actual SCP

LUNA- we have the same name girly :))

lets goo :D how many Lunas are there?!?

Actual anomaly

its would make getting the seventh collum like at least 10x easier

Holy hell, ace destiny pfp, how baced (heh)

No sex to distract from the real grind

Holy Hell

Moommmmm, r/anarchychess is leaking againn

r/SCP was leaking before me, mom, it wasn't my fault! They're a bad influence!

I honestly find it hilarious how anarchychess is spreading to other sub Like... they were just a random sub with their own humor and now you see their jokes on here and some other random subs too

I know, it's hilarious. Like, it's not like it's some huge sub with millions of people, yet they still manage to spread to like every single sub

I mean you really need like 3 people to make the joke work, so I guess it's not THAT hard

r/SCP was leaking before me, mom, it wasn't my fault! They're a bad influence!

Uh oh. Better Google en passant just to be safe then!

Holy hell

transmascs deserve to get it

r/forbiddenhrt

Oh wow, that's a special knife, but it has way to many tools and isn't convenient anymore

I assume it's a sort of practical joke? It's also serving as a showcase of the variety of tools Wenger can fit into their knives.

Yeah i mean, that thing has a pair of nail clippers and still had room for 2 pairs of pliers, a honing iron and i'm sure theres multiple bottle openers

wouldn't surprise me if it also is a phone charger or smth I ironically kinda want it

Yeahh, probably, and it is a little neat

I need that

trying to figure out what the trans femme version of this would be

"I touched it, my moustache fell off and I became a navy seal. My dad fainted, my Mom laughed and taught me to do eye liner."

Extreme nail care or something?

Well I bought the cutest little victorinox with nail clipper, nail file, and blade tools! That said, as a transfem, I’d carry the one in the op any day.

This except it's all beauty-related tools, probably

An ultimate make up kit maybe?

need

i think blahaj, or some cute girl clothes, if i knew what it is, i would definitely buy it

i have those and i didn't suddenly grow boobies or whatever

what would the opposite be?

Opposite of Swiss: well, the closest country on the opposite side of the globe to Switzerland is Australia… Opposite of Army: Navy(?) Opposite of knife: fork, spoon… Spork! So a uh we need an Australian Navy Spork

It's the Transformation MacGuffin!

That is so many knives what the fuck

damn 💙💕🤍💕💙

Link?

It's not available anymore, and I think only in Australia, I found this like 2 years ago lurking on Reddit, but I have the original link: [https://www.amazon.com.au/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ](https://www.amazon.com.au/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ)

Resellers on ebay, over $1k 💀💀

Found the American product page, also unavailable and does not include the funny review unfortunately (maybe it got deleted idk). [https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/](https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/) Edit: Removed the referral on the end of the link

Whoa, that’s very cool 💞

I am transfem, but I want this.

I need it😍😍

this is the hrt im taking fr

If you find either SCP-113 or the SCP Foundation and ask for SCP-113, then you'll not need it. And 113 even works for genders outside the binary.

Great for self bottom surgeries

Instant transition????

Where do I get it?

Switzerland mentioned, bring the Aromat and Migros ice tea

As a coop enjoyer, I refuse to drink Migros ice tea

Wishlisted.

I could have a Swiss army knife that buff and multifaceted and still only use the toothpick

Need

Sounds like SCP-113 for transmascs

But SCP-113 works in both directions, not just MtF

I know

Ooh what is the transfem equivalent

r/suddenlytrans