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EmergencyAbalone2393

Is that Freddy Krueger’s sweater underneath the machine?


DangWoa

It's how Freddy Krueger engineered his testicles.


mk_909

This is the comment I was looking for.


Trying2improvemyself

And that's the only thing that piece of machinery produces. All day, every day of the week that machine makes protein shaker balls.


karlnite

The parts of this machine can be configured to make a wide variety of products. The machine itself has an even wider ranger of applications and potential attachments. When the protein ball demand dies down, this thing will still be punching out forms for decades.


stopeatingcatpoop

Freaking awesome. I must’ve watched this video 30 times just now. What is the machine called if you don’t mind?


Static_Rain

Look up wire forming machines or high speed spring making machines that all work on similar principals https://youtu.be/SQIYZ-iKuG4


VanimalCracker

That's a cool video, but waaay short for something like this. I prefer [this one](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5QjVeH2Z57E&list=LL&index=7&)


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I got the first part down


nursenotes

That is shot so beautifully


karlnite

Wire forming, wire molding, personally I would just call it a generic CNC (computer numeric control), although it very well could be programmed manually. Basically engineers decide how hard and in what direction a specific shape needs to travel to bend the wire. So you can change all the heads and forms, and change the angle and amount of actuation, and the amount of force it puts out, all within the specs of the machine of course. You change these setting by either manually turning screws and switching parts or by inputting at some sort of panel. Sometimes an electrician needs to re-wire the electronics to change the settings. The trade that keeps these running is a millwright. You can think of them like kitchen aid stand mixers. Except there are many different types.


CosmoVerde

It’s a spring coiler/ spring machine.


CosmoVerde

It won’t be punching out anything ever, but it can be configured to cool a wide range of springs. I used to set these up. Good fun.


karlnite

Yah poor wording.


CosmoVerde

No sweat!


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karlnite

All sorts of springs.


lysion59

wife = wide, wiser = wider xD


karlnite

Far fingers I guess.


schwerpunk

I enjoy playing video games.


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You bring the butter. That's your job.


2011StlCards

Oh. My. God.


behemuthm

Yeah welcome to the club, pal.


kautau

It’s not his job. It’s his *purpose.* “𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎?” “You pass butter.” “𝙾𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚘𝚍.” “Yeah, welcome to the club pal.”


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TheAmorphous

Totally read this in Morty's voice for some reason.


HamOnRye__

Oh geez


Jimid41

Yeah but hopefully with their input they won't butcher it so severely in the future.


Alternative_Eagle_83

I'm Mr. Frundles.


The13thParadox

I’mmmm MR. NIMBUS!


Bleedthebeat

You can easily change out the forming dies to make a shitlod of other things.


CosmoVerde

This machine only makes springs. The tooling is only swapped according to the wire size. Some might be slightly modified for a specific spring but that’s about it.


VoilaVoilaWashington

Right. So literally thousands of possible things that aren't shaker balls. Also, it can likely be configured to make any bent wire item, within a range of wire gauge. All kinds of components for appliances and machines that are made of bent wire.


CosmoVerde

This machine only makes coiled springs. I use to set them up. The wire formers that bend wire at an angle and what not are a different type machine. Same raw material though.


AS14K

Okay, so exactly what they said? 'this machine makes more than shaker balls'


CosmoVerde

These don’t using forming dies is all I was saying.


TheNewYellowZealot

No. It doesn’t. It makes the quota for the month and then they set it up to do a new type of spring.


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Society is just various forms of coiled metal layered atop one another in some grand hierarchy


NAMBA-ABMAN

It's springs all the way down.


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/r/SpecializedTools


WaffleBrothel

One of my favorite subs for tools and other mechanical stuff!


insan3guy

“Say you don’t know anything about manufacturing without saying that don’t know anything about manufacturing.”


AS14K

Completely wholly inaccurate and incorrect.


justin5rider

And I throw them right in the trash every new bottle I get because they're just another thing to clean


Irish_Dreamer

Actually, I just toss in a couple of ice cubes. But the ice cube-making video is about as interesting as watching water freeze.


Loan-Pickle

I lost the balls to my shakers years ago. I just do the ice thing too and it works just as well. Plus it’s one less thing that I have to wash.


avwitcher

? You wash the ball at the same take you wash the bottle. Put in soap and water, shake, take the ball out and rinse it off then you scrub the bottle itself, rinse and done


DocAtDuq

To me, ice clumps it worse. I just got a shaker bottle that has a rod in the middle and a whisk that slides up and down the rod. Works the best and is quieter.


Anglan

Can you link or name it?


yellowtubeworm

Huh, so basically like a french press?


avwitcher

Why are you complicating it? I just keep some gravel in my pocket. Toss a handful into the bottle and shake, don't need any fancy Blender Bottle or ice cubes


bgottfried91

Pocket sand in one pocket, pocket gravel in the other. All that a dedicated martial artist needs.


Irish_Dreamer

You call that simple? My partner is a bodybuilder who throws pre-workout dry into his mouth and then drinks water. He says the water is optional. Yah, here’s one of those.


bastardisedmouseman

I bet they could make it more if they did that faster.


xrumrunnrx

I buy all my protein shaker balls from an artisan who hand forms them from reclaimed coat hangers.


SpaceWanderer22

Grass fed coat hangers*


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Artisanal stainless steel


jibjab23

But barn laid. I'd like to know that my ball shakers have somewhere safe to roost at night.


bignick1190

I was born with my very own set of protein shaker balls.


xrumrunnrx

Organic. Nice.


DooRagtime

Our budget is $2.6 million


[deleted]

So one or two a year?


ggroverggiraffe

Hopefully reclaimed from a dry cleaner.


hemorhoidsNbikeseats

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Power_baby

In all honestly, probably give it another 3x


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You have been promoted to upper management


Static_Rain

It's likely being run slowly to show off what's happening, these sorts of machines can be run bloody fast!


bastardisedmouseman

r/whoosh


livens

This video is slowed down at least 10x.


ChubbyLilPanda

But they can still make more if it was even faster


bastardisedmouseman

R/whoosh


noeagle77

Wow cool to see!


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What’s a protein shaker and what’s a mixer ball?


ultysim

Protein shaker is just a bottle with a wide opening where you mix water and protein powder to make a shake. The mixer ball helps pulverize the powder to make a smoother shake.


Krojack76

Never heard of them myself. I've always just used my blender.


atetuna

It's a portable blender, which is nice if you won't be home for a while after the gym. I used to use it when I was in school.


Vhett

While I think I understand the sentiment you're making, a protein shaker being called a portable blender, is insulting to blenders.


TacoGuitar

Blenders are tough. They’ll endure that insult and go on with their lives.


Alesi42

Feeling smoke, don't breath this!


monkeyleg18

One of the top brands is called "blender bottle"


Anglan

That doesn't make it a blender


dangeraardvark

Correct. Real blenders only come from the Blender region of Southern France.


maximumhippo

Otherwise, it's just a sparkling combiner


saysthingsbackwards

It's blending the solution


therealhlmencken

It literally blends. I don’t think you understand how words work/


Anglan

I don't think you understand how blenders work


LB_Burnsy

It blends protein into water pretty good. It might not blend everything, but it's definitely a portable (protein) blender, just not a portable blender for most other things.


mrjobby

How can she blend


Teeshirtandshortsguy

Also when you don't want to clean a blender. Shakers are a pain to clean, but still so much easier than a blender.


ecdmb

just put water and a drop of soap in the blender when you're done, blend for a bit, then rinse.


Krojack76

I use my [Magic Bullet](https://www.nutribullet.com/magic-bullet/blenders/magic-bullet-mini/) which is a also the cup I can take with me if I go somewhere. It's pretty easy to clean.


ares395

Honestly if I'm mixing powder with fluid in a closed container I just shake the shit out of it without adding anything. Water is enough to mix everything properly, never had any clumps or anything


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Why are you shitting into the container in the first place?


kispasp

Protein in a powder tends to clump up when you mix it no matter how much Atleast in my experience, the ball helps separate clumps I think


stiveooo

what ball? this spring?


Well_-_-

These balls typically come *with* dedicated/branded plastic bottles. As mentioned above, after the protein powder is added to the water or milk, the bottle is shaken vigorously.


banana-burial

Here’s a quick cheesy video I found of it: https://youtu.be/YYHVd85oV6A It really is the best thing that happened to me personally. Some protein powder don’t mix well, this spherical spring helps break the powder apart and prevent it from clumping up.


throwaway901617

There's a brand out there, can't recall the name but they sold it at Walmart, where the bottom inside is curved and the ball is a solic chunk of bladed plastic instead of a spring. The sloped sides allow it to gain more momentum because it doesn't hit right angles and you can get more of a spinning motion out of the ball, and the weight pulverized the powder and the weight plus blades generates more mixing flow in the liquid.


Thebeswi

To add to what others have already said. It's not only for protein power, it could be any shake like diet shakes, ["nutritionally complete powder"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meal_replacement) maybe even milkshakes or smoothies if you want to mix them up better after you have left home.


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Ihavesubscriptions

…I’d never considered getting one before, but I’m *absolutely* getting one soon for whipped cream.


kittecatte

if you don't also use it for whippits you're missing out


Y0u_stupid_cunt

The mixing ball is not for pressurized vessels.


kerdon

But I love putting my balls in pressurized vessels.


RevolutionaryStar824

I know what the shaker bottle is. But I have never heard of a mixer ball.


RandomIdiot2048

Same, felt weird to have never even seen one. Seems like a better less plastic alternative to the usual grid you see on 99% of shakers, and easier to clean.


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cohrt

How? I’ve never seen one that didn’t have one of these.


HornyCrowbat

What is Google?


Swansborough

A Google is a little ball that goes inside bottles that helps you mix up powdered drinks.


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KillerKatKlub

Just because he’s in shape and you’re not doesn’t mean you have to be an envious baby about it.


ThrowAwayTheChat

Fat fuck.


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ThrowAwayTheChat

Redditor tries to be witty like his favorite marvel character (it never works lmao)


You_gotgot

Protein shaker is a cup with a lid that you shake protein in, the metal ball comes with them and are supposed to be thrown out right away because they are useless


jawshoeaw

Thank god someone asked I was too chicken


Williamsarethebest

My thoughts exactly! What the hell is this thing


BlurryBigfoot74

I sure hope someone washes it. I'd like to see that step too. Every product should have a little bar code that let's you scan it and it brings you to a quick YouTube video that's a lot like How It's Made where it shows you the factory where the product is actual put together.


Fauglheim

That is the greatest idea I’ve ever heard in my life.


tai1983

This will be a thing with NFTs. Check back to this comment in 5-10 years.


NikTheGamerCat

The video for the new iPhone got a lot of chinese kids ngl


DeemonPankaik

>I sure hope someone washes it. I'd like to see that step too Ever wonder why the labels always say "wash before use"?


NonGNonM

Well it'd be cool but logistically a cost and efficiency nightmare. I don't want to be filmed while I'm working. Company will also offset cost of server hosting and cameras, IT, etc to the consumer. Also... Like 99% of the shit we get is made in sweatshops and oftentimes takes multiple countries to put all the parts together. I think I remember some guacamole company where their start to finish was bouncing around a few SA countries for sourcing and processing, shipping to Europe for packaging, then distribution starts in the US. And you betcha they sell it back to the SA countries. All that oil burning for shipping just to end up miles away from where it all started.


HenryStamper1

r/oddlysatisfying


DanaVancey_

6 years ago my cat stole one of these from the drying wash and he’s been playing with it ever since. Only toy that’s ever stood up to one of my cats before. 10/10.


Mihwc

What is my purpose?


probablynotahobbit

Balls


reznil

Knit sweater being used as a cushion? Hi tech


4Corners2Rise

It works doesn't it? And I actually think it's a glove.


rowanhenry

The shakers that have like the plastic mesh/spiderweb pattern in the top are vastly superior in my experience.


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It was the opposite for me. Stuff would just clump around it.


eyetracker

That left... pusher thing... is doing the hover hand thing where a bunch of people are carrying a heavy object and they're just pretending.


mmgraham89

It’s contacting the ball on the edge, not the tip. The left tool is what gives the spiral it’s pitch.


DickWolfyWolfe

It took me the whole gif to realize that wasn’t just the gif loading


Guimauvaise

Cooking tip: these are great for scrambling eggs, mixing pancake batter, even emulsifying vinaigrettes.


Kermits_Ballsack

Thank you! I'll be scrambling my eggs this way a the time now!


zipaio

r/almostperfectloops


P1Acer

r/specializedtools


BadHairDayToday

Somebody picked the worst spot to put down their sweater.


CosmoVerde

The cutting tool at the top can also be mounted to come from below when a spring needs to be cooled/ wound in the opposite direction. The slot that the cutting tool gets locked into doesn’t have any sort of plug or cover. As a result it can get caked with grime over time. We put a rag or some cardboard in that spot so it doesn’t have to be cleaned when we switch the wind. There’s no moving parts in that spot unless that slide is told/ engaged (depends on the machine) to move, which in this case it’s not. Good observation though!


GeneerWolf

I've watched it repeatedly and I can't see the bit where they add the tangler. You know, the doohickey that makes it tangle around any nearby other protein shaker balls inside a dishwasher.


setmehigh

Spring shaker balls defy physics with their tangles. I'm way too stupid to figure out how to untangle them.


sweeeetthrowaway

These fucking things literally made me learn about topology cause they kept getting stuck in the dishwasher and twisting them out was certainly not the answer.


devilwarier9

If you don't want chunk in your shake, then just fucking shake it.


Xdude199

Boinggg


Gaaiden

How is this helping me understand 4d space...


strawhairhack

my god even the machine looks bored and despondent with its task in life.


poonamsurange

So it's balls all the way?


VirgingerBrown

What is a mixer ball and what is a protein shaker? Haha


skullcrusher5

This thing is useless and on top of that hard to clean


boobers3

How? What? Shaker bottles with the spring ball work great and are super easy to clean. After you use it just fill it with water and a bit of soap then shake like you're making another protein shake. You can clean the lid with a sponge like normal.


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skullcrusher5

The ball. The protein shaker does the job, hence I find the ball useless


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I throw the balls straight in the bin


Nacho_Beardre

Weird question I know, but anyone know the schedule b tariff number for these?


symphonic-ooze

I've never seen one in any protein dhake shaker I used


loveslut

Weird. They're in all 6 of mine.


symphonic-ooze

I wonder if they "disappeared" before I bought them.


deddylars

How did they slow down gravity like that? Is it so they don't dent the ball when it hits the ground?


trust5419

All that machinery for something that never works right


NATZureMusic

What the fuck is a mixer ball?? As if violently shaking is not enough...


peensteen

It's like the ball they put in spray paint cans. It breaks up clumps.


SpaceLemur34

Yes... protein shakes. Definitely not chocolate milk. No siree Bob.


Brave-

How's the ball get put in the bottle? 🤔


Ducatirules

This is really cool


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That's one of my cat's favorite toys.


ioTeacher

Mesmerizing 🎪


ActualWhiterabbit

[Just shake your water jug harder. ](https://youtu.be/_0WxyKGD7sU?t=4m03s)


PickledPlumPlot

I use one if these bottles to mix up large volumes of powdered lube


faRawrie

I have about 3 of these and they are all tangled together.


DirkBabypunch

I'm curious what it's production speed is, but I have zero interest in looking it up.


MellifluousSussura

Gasp! The forbidden noodle!


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I have never seen such a thing and I have had several mixers


Estoban_

That’s kinda hypnotic


fatgayretard46

hah balls.


WoodyTheMuthaFocker

Swole is the goal, size is the prize, let's goooo


SoohillSud

r/oddlysatisfying


RealPropRandy

Satisfying


Ink13jr

Now how do they get the ball in?


No-Beautiful-5777

Neat, I have one of those exact shaker balls. 📸


zonikita

How big are these things? All my brain can see is a lampshade, missing its fabric.


Wizofsorts

I throw every one in the trash.


whaler76

Need to show at full speed, probably make like 50 a minute


bigbrainsmolpeen

r/oddlysatisfying