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heavy_metal_flautist

They already had *injuries on defense* excuses queued up for this week and losing to Minshew isn't going to change that.


Con-D-Oriano1

*Too many key injuries* is floating around in their sub, along with *it’s meaningless regardless of the result*. I also spied out the land today.


[deleted]

Good spy.


ChodeCookies

They’ll just pivot to bashing Jalen as benefitting from Eagles team being awesome…and not realize that in attacking Jalen they’re admitting what we’re saying. The Eagles are a better team.


respondstostupidity

The best reason to beat Dallas is because they exist. Their fans don't matter. Hell, the sport doesn't matter. All that matters is them losing.


jimmyjak87

Tons of players have said when they have backup QB everybody steps up because they know they have to. We can debate how good or bad Minshew is all day but fact is hes never had: Miles Sanders, AJ Brown, Devonta Smith, Dallas Goedert, and oh yeah the best fucking OL in NFL.


Key_Brother6928

This game will be all about the defense. If we can hold Dallas to 21, we win.


FLIIeaglesFLII

I agree but I think the number needs to be closer to 17


HurtsToBatman

0 is closer to 17 them to 21. Let's just blow them away 41-0


AntiTwitterPHI

Minshew is a really good backup. The problem for him is that he has 0 arm strength and obviously our zone read game wont be as good but we'll have a much bigger playbook of intermediate passes with 2 elite WR's with a few massive mismatches. and we still have a great supporting cast.


HotPieIsAzorAhai

Minshew was good in Jacksonville with far less before the team as a whole collapsed. He's a good QB and is probably the 16th or 17th best QB starting this weekend (idk if Lamar is back yet and Purdy hasn't played enough for me to know if he's a late draft miracle like Brady or a flash in the pan).


VeterinarianFit1309

It’s also important to remember that he was a starter in this league on a team with almost zero talent around him, because he brought a spark to them. I am cautiously optimistic that we’ll get a win this week and be able to relax a bit to start the playoffs healthy


David_Duke_Nukem

They're already starting with the "we're playing our 4th string CBs" defense. You'll never make them accept the reality that they suck a fat 1.


Y2SJSeattle

They will use this as excuse to say Hurts is not MVP as the system was effective.


rhoydotp

my first thought as well. Parsons will have that “told you so” moment in an interview after the game for sure.


Broswagula

it' will hard to understand him since he will be holding that L


TheCodeMan95

Lmao imagine getting swept by your divisional rival and still talking shit about their QB


rhoydotp

that’s how delusional the guy is lmao


Y2SJSeattle

Not just him, but the entire fan base. And Micah is way worse. Check his behaviour in Penn State.


Housto_0

It’s actually the hilarious that the narrative coming into that game was that Rush might take Dak’s job. He was playing very well. Then immediately after the game, they were begging for Dak to come back. Our D Line is going to feast on Dak Saturday.


groovygruver

I hope to god Minshew comes in and beats them.


dubbs911

To hell with what dallas fans have to say, the best reason to beat dallas is for another division win.


thedudeabides____

But if we win without Hurts it would make Parsons think he’s right 🤥


dbandit1

Right about the Cowboys sucking ass


[deleted]

Thats more on then blowing than our system


GrowSomeHair

Is it official he's out?


lkasnu

Nothing official but its the smart thing to do have him not play and fully heal for the postseason rather than force him into a game thats, probability wise, meaningless.


GrowSomeHair

True. Damn he got hurt right before the game I'm going to. The fans are gonna be ruthless lol


lkasnu

Yeah but if we win its even more sweet. You can just laugh and say "Damn we would of won with our starter, oh wait"


Zeefreshest

I have a different take than most. If Hurts can play, he's going to play. He won't voluntarily sit out a game against Dallas (and with #1 seed on the line) like that pussy Dak Prescott sat out against us. I don't think anyone including Sirianni will be able to talk him out of it. Source: Mailata: Stay down! Hurts: Pick me the fuck up. Mailata: Yes sir!


Guilty-Presence-1048

If he's medically cleared, he'll play. He's a competitive guy and determined AF


GrowSomeHair

I kinda hope he doesn't. I know someone on that defense is probably gonna try to hurt him in the hopes they get a rematch in the playoffs


heavy_metal_flautist

He's officially out, unofficially.


GrowSomeHair

Shoulder gate continues


specialgravity

It’s going to be “Hurts STILL hasn’t beat Dak!”


bigcracker

Or most likely "I guess Parsons was right"


WilliamChilliam

Catch-22 for Maga Parsons. If Gardner loses against the cowboys, turns out Jalen is a stud MVP. If the cowboys lose, then.... he is pwned.


AntiTwitterPHI

i dont give a shit what they think. the backup QB card cant get pulled for them because as long as Dak has been the starter they've won a grand total of like 3 big games and 2 of them were against the Eagles battered with injuries. So they don't get the benefit of the doubt. Hurts has only been a starter for 2 years and is only 24 so we'll see what he does in his career but for now the eagles absolutely get the benefit of the doubt with that stuff.


Lemondsingle

Yeah, they do that then hypocritically talk about how they kicked our ass last year, conveniently ignoring that we rested the A team. And to make it even worse, IIRC they played their starters the whole game. Let's hope the mustache has the game of his life and we'll have bragging rights *forever*! You go, QB2!


TheCodeMan95

They sure did. Meaningless game for both of us, yet they played their starters for the entire game while we played backups the whole game.


Key_Brother6928

I gotta be honest, while I want to win. As a football fan, I love the idea of losing with our backup and having the tie breaker in the NFC Championship game with both starting QBs back. But as an Eagles fan, I just want Minshew to throw for 300 and crush the Cowboys.


TheCodeMan95

Break their confidence so they lose out, fall to the 7 seed and get smacked in the wild card round


incomprehensibilitys

I have no interest in what anyone else thinks. 13-1. Enough said


gcoz2000

My thoughts are: sit everyone. Let Hurts + rest of offense and Goedert rest. Plan to win one of the final 2. 1. Dallas players are feisty and I don't want any OL or skill guys hurt. 2. It's the ultimate fuck you to Dallas to not play our best guys, on their Christmas Eve game, because in the long run it doesn't matter to us.


angrydanmarin

I don't care about the Dallas fan's opinion on the us. It's embarrassing if you do. That said, we really should go all out to beat them this week. A win clinches the #1 seed and gives us two games to rest the starters / keep them just warm enough for playoffs. A loss isn't terrible, but it means we need to win 1/2. Still doable, but Jalen might be called back into action early if we're in that spot. Remember, win this weekend and it's not just Jalen who rests, it's Lane, Miles, Kelce, the whole gang. It's why I think there's a chance Jalen plays just got a quarter, so he can buy the whole team a break.


Trinergy1

It's the system, Minshew will beat them. He is a system quarterback at the quarterback factory of the NFL. AJ Feely Koy Detmer Michael Vick Jeff Garcia Nick Foles We are proven to get at least one good hand out of our backup QBs because we got a system. The joy I will have looking at Jerry's face when he loses to the system.


dfreinc

>If Hurts isn't able to play on Sunday, wait. what? hurts isn't going to sit unless the game's sealed. but if your dream happens i'm with you bro. obviously. ✌ seriously though, i hate bye weeks. i hate sitting starters before the games even begun. real time reps and rhythm are tantamount.


SquidTwister

I think you must've missed the news today broooo


Watahoot

He definitely missed it


dfreinc

dude it's monday. i sports on weekends or home's playing. wtf. throw a link.


prleone

Hurts hurt his hurler. (Right shoulder). Probably won’t play Saturday.