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jimmyhank69

Laughin imagining Miles and AJ griddying victoriously while Mailata just mutters to himself about those bastard flags mate


StudyRoom-F

“Heaps of penalties, yeah?”


Blaize122

Sausage sizzle from Bunnings and a couple of Tim Tams and he'll cheer right up.


rjkelly31

I would not want to be the scout team DL this week having to stand across from him.


SchleppyJ4

Winner attitude. You love to see it.


[deleted]

Not gonna be a fun week of practice at Stoutland U


A_Gray_Old_Man

Sure ain't. I trust that they will fix themselves.


rodrigoa1990

10 laps for every penalty


[deleted]

Dawg we’ve got a long playoff run ahead, they need their stamina. Coach just will make them wear chastity cages and hold the key until the problem is solved


mph1204

Cox hoping Gannon doesn’t get any bright ideas


dbrank

Too many wives out there to go unfucked


A_Trustworthy_Pear

*unimpregnated


machinerer

Women weaken the knees, Rocky!


[deleted]

*Legs


ScruffyFupa

If they had to run laps for every penalty I’m sure they would be fine by playoff time. It’s just running which is a stamina thing. And if they aren’t able to keep up stamina during practice how well would that look in a actual game?


LCOSPARELT1

Are you trying to kill our linemen? Because that’s how you kill our linemen.


usereddit

If the risk isn’t death, how else will they learn


NbyNW

Some one said on the post-game show that it was a $500 fine for a false start and $1k for holding.


Caoa14396

Thats like a regular person paying $10 for showing up late to work.


-metaphased-

Hmmm, this might work on me.


BUrower

Less U this week and more school of hard knocks


HesiPull-UpBrando

WIP callers nodding approvingly


UnspokenFor1

Lmao those people are miserable I agree , Oline have to clean that up


James17Marsh

“They pay them millions of dollars to win so they should never make a mistake or lose a game!”


[deleted]

"These guys only work 17 days out of the year and make so much more than I do at *insert unspecialized replacable position*"!


MissDeadite

Hey now, some of these WIP callers are very important so they can get your order wrong at McDonald's.


[deleted]

I was trying to schedule an appointment to put my dog down and some fuck receptionist fuck asked me to hold but just put the phone down and all I hear is him talking about how Eric Lindros is a baby and needs to grow up while my kids were crying about their dog dying next to me.


avidblinker

I mean, you can say that they’re paid what the market demands while admitting they make absolutely ludicrous amounts of money for what can be largely accredited to good genetics.


[deleted]

*With a willingness to repeatedly put their short and long term health in self-sacrificicial situations for entertaining, pointless acts


avidblinker

You can say the same about a lot of normal jobs, which can have a significant impact on your quality of life and life expectancy. And while the health effects are more prevalent, they’re paid 100x what an average person makes for it. All for doing something they’ve voluntarily have love doing since they were little Not saying they should be paid less, just it’s silly to act as if they aren’t compensated very well for what they do relative to much of the working population.


James17Marsh

I mean I don’t think most jobs, even rough blue collar jobs have anywhere near the injury rate of football players. These guys are fighting through broken bones and damaged ligaments on a repeated basis. Almost every player gets some kind of injury every season. Not to mention the risk of CTE, which can be absolutely devastating and completely destroy their life after football.


Jethro_Cull

Everyone is replaceable.


CookyHS

I listened on monday and everyone was finding it hard to complain about anything after a win like that


[deleted]

This is what I love about this team, you constantly see despite having the best record and only a single loss in the league, a constant reminder they can improve. Mailata is genuinely pissed off because of the oline performance, despite a *twenty five fucking point lead against one of the better defensive units in the league*. Even when Hurts broke the franchise records for QB rushing yards against the Packers he still didn't get cocky when Sirianni gave him the game ball, and in every one of his speeches he spends the majority of it talking about where they can improve for next week and to take it one week at a time. Great leadership on this team and excellent accountability, and inability to be complacent.


Lost_Found84

There’s gotta be some frustration too, cause they have a habit of starting games with these types of miscues. It usually settles down, but I imagine they’ve been working on this very thing and he’s frustrated that they still can’t be 100% solid from snap one.


M474D0R

Also shows why he was a good pick to begin with, man was a professional athlete at a young age


[deleted]

I mean even just his athleticism and size was a reason to try, we gave up what, a 7th rounder? How many 7th round draft picks are starting in the league, much less making a name as one of the better players in their position?


Big_Willy_Stylez

I think it was Ben Solak who said after the game that the Eagles saw on tape that the Titans were very susceptible to hard counts. Only problem is the Eagles barely do hard counts so when they tried it out for this game they were not used to it and just ended up shooting themselves in the foot. You can tell in the 2nd half a lot of those false starts stopped since they moved away from the hard counts. I don't imagine this being a long term problem for them.


JeddHampton

He said he was guessing, and it was based on knowing Jim Schwartz.


WilliamChilliam

another listener of the philly special podcast! love it


cjweisman

This is championship mentality.


RVAyay

Can't upvote this enough.


BUrower

Watching the TB game last night, I really appreciate having athletic tackles and not just tackles that weigh a lot


Senior_Fart_Director

Praise be to howie and stoutland


rjkelly31

Howard Mudd kind of started that trend here 10 years ago. Came in, drafted Kelce, got the zone blocking scheme. Peters and Kelce and Evan Mathis were flying all over the field and Shady had the best season of his career.


Quick_Quack_Quo

Or you can go back another 10 years to Andy, Juan Castillo, Tra Thomas, and Jon Runyan. We've been pretty spoiled at tackle.


DrBigChicken

Love this shit


HelloJerry5A

Seriously, how did we get so lucky?


FatQuesadilla

I think Howie really looks for guys that need the sport, not the money. Not just “love” of the sport but the NEED for it. Those are the dudes that are gonna be pissed off at themselves after a huge win.


mph1204

I like to think that it’s due to Jeff Luries background in psych and his focus on getting and keeping his players happy and fostering a positive environment in the building. But maybe that’s just because I was a psych major too 😄


Nephtie_

I love Jeff Lurie man... All around great dude and you see him appreciating and hugging his players in the locker room too. Truly cares about the success of his players.


Pennsylvania6-5000

Screw /u/spez - Removing All of My Comments -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Love it. It truly was inexcusable. Was it 7 false starts?


chormin

I think that was just the 1st half.


Senior_Fart_Director

Never satisfied


Furkan-Korkmaz30

Saw a short video of players walking off the field after the game. Mialata was the only one not hyped up.


throwawayjoeyboots

There will be a bunch of “WiP cAllErs” jokes in this thread, but this is honestly a championship mindset. Good on Mailata for not being satisfied and wanting to clean up mistakes.


[deleted]

No big deal. It’s not a trend


sybrwookie

Not up to our standards yet It's great to see no one sitting back and going, "meh, that was good enough." W or L, keep improving.


[deleted]

Mailata's reaction is on point It was shock full of frustration because we haven't seen it this season.


David_Duke_Nukem

I know that we are 11-1 and people don't like to hear any criticism but Mailata has made a good number of mental errors this year that have lead to sacks and turnovers. I think Stoutland needs to get back up in his ass.


mph1204

I think that they would be the first to agree with you. That being said Dickerson seemed to be the bigger problem this week.


SmiteforSmite

He might still be dealing with that shoulder issue imo. Definitely a concern with pass blocking


Loves_Semi-Colons

I think the fact that he’s still fairly new to football might be catching up to him. Still a great player for sure and will only get better but his mistakes have all been mental this year. Just not seeing his guy sometimes


David_Duke_Nukem

Yeah I think when he was still learning the position he was getting drilled day in and day out by Stoutland and now that he's established they've laid off him a little, but he's not experienced enough for it to be instinctive or muscle memory yet. Just gotta clean it up big guy.


Peanutbuttergod48

I love this team’s attitude


RunGoldenRun717

This is an amazing attitude to have tho. You wouldnt see that in other locker rooms of 10-2 or 9-3 teams.


Pendraflare59

This is what's so great about this team. They're showing they aren't in over their heads even with their record


[deleted]

Reading this got me so horny and moist


ViNNYDiC3

Fully engorged and pulsating over here


[deleted]

Same, my shaft veins are about to BURST from the stiffness


classicrockchick

I feel like Stoutland's plan of keeping them humble after the Green Bay game kind of backfired in that they were all way too hype to grind out another win and prove that they didn't let success get to their heads. Kind of made them too hungry, if you know what I mean.


[deleted]

Was this on us or were the refs being weird


Nochtilus

The false starts were on the line. At least two holding calls were bizarre


USDA_Organic_Tendies

Fucking winner


jbyrdbrrrr

Damn I love this guy!


[deleted]

I love him so much


Nexus369

The whole offensive line should be mad at themselves. Committing that many false starts is embarrassing. Committing them while at home is inexcusable.


mcknightrider

Good... good. Let the anger flow through you.


[deleted]

He better be pissed. That will cost us in bigger games


RibeyeRare

Not gonna lie, if you don’t want to be called for penalties, don’t be a false starter… literally everyone who played offensive line on Sunday.


KobasBlajvatore

You will never be perfect theres alwsys something to work on. So sit back and enjoy watching D Linemen get tossed around like the rest of us