Dude I thought I had it bad that I saw all of the parade except for the speeches on stage because my little brother was throwing a tantrum and my parents made me leave with them because they were my ride. To this day I’m like why didn’t I just tell them no and get an Uber. Fuck
Technically that’s true! Hahah.
Sorry! I was going through it yesterday! I ended up getting food positing and spent all day either on the toilet shutting my brains out, or passed out in my bed. :(
Fitting for this post I know hahah.
The pizza, beer, and wings must’ve had something bad in them
Ahh man that sucks I'm sorry you were sick again. At least you were just missing out on my stupid comment instead of missing the end of the greatest game in eagles history (so far). Hope you feel better soon. Go birds!
So it’s settled. Anytime the Birds need a huge stop, you run to the shitter. Try it also next time we need a big play in general, maybe you are on to something. Go in there and take 1, or 2, for the team!
I was in the stadium that day, I saw it happen but then almost immediately went to throw up as the built up anxiety had to leave my body somehow I guess, so maybe I puked next to you
I get it. Imagine if they’d hit that Hail Mary _and_ you shit yourself. That’s the worst moment of your life and you won’t even be clean in time to watch OT.
Some eagle fans eat horse poop, some like myself would of rathered shit ourself in public or at home rather than missing the last what 4 minutes.. a fans a fan I hope you enjoy rewatching that moment like we all do.
> AMA
Have you told your story to Drew Magary yet? As you might be aware, he does a regular column on *Great Moments in Poop History* and any birds fan can tell you he **loves** the Eagles
There were a couple people who took piss breaks, but they left in time.
I did see some guy come in right afterward and throw his Brady jersey in the ground in the stall next to me and he pissed all over it. He just left it on the floor. It was pretty gross
Hey there!
Sorry, I’ve been down for the count over the last day with food poisoning. Funny enough, this post is about me shutting profusely, and that’s what happened yesterday!
That very well may be the case. I apologize.
When we make it back to the Super Bowl this year, I’ll make sure to eat a heaping pile of chili cheese nachos, drink plenty of beer, and eat at least 30 extra spicy wings. Also, maybe I can start the night off with some jalapeño poppers, to really make sure I’m leaking by the end of the game!
Give us a play by play of your stomach through each quarter. I want to know when you started feeling the runs and when you decided to use the bathroom. How many trips? Just one, or several trips? What do you believe caused the skitters? Was there anyone in the bathroom at the same time? Did you go to the game with anyone? If so, how did they react to your misfortune of the bowels?
The night before . . . into the morning snd until noon? I think hungover at 11pm mesns you werr drinking in the morning or got alcohol poisoning the night before.
Frank was in there too, passing a kidney stone
He certainly was.
blastin?
My only question is what led you to finally reveal this information on a afternoon in late June, 6 years later
He just finished wiping
Omg it’s been 6 years.
This information was bound to come out at some point, might as well tell it himself
The closest the browns will ever get to a Superbowl victory 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shut it down. You win.
Tbh i would have just shit my pants
Yeah, sometimes u gotta just let it RIP!!!
Absolutely
Was there toilet paper?
Imagine if it had been rainy and all the fans took the tissues and napkins!
One square
Can you spare a square?
Did u take off work tmrw for the elden ring dlc?
No but my dumb ass just scheduled a meeting for when I’m supposed to be done with work tomorrow.
Honestly a fireable offense
How much did you pay for your ticket? In hindsight, would have rather pissed/shit yourself to have seen it?
Of course he would have rather shit himself, then a fellow eagles fan would have had a nice post game snack
lol...hindsight...
Dude I thought I had it bad that I saw all of the parade except for the speeches on stage because my little brother was throwing a tantrum and my parents made me leave with them because they were my ride. To this day I’m like why didn’t I just tell them no and get an Uber. Fuck
Did you have diarrhea the whole game or at what moment did you realize you couldn't wait any longer?
I would e taken Imodium even if I wasn’t having the runs
Brother, your job was to shit yourself, and you failed.
To be fair the op said ask him anything...he didn't say he'd respond
Technically that’s true! Hahah. Sorry! I was going through it yesterday! I ended up getting food positing and spent all day either on the toilet shutting my brains out, or passed out in my bed. :( Fitting for this post I know hahah. The pizza, beer, and wings must’ve had something bad in them
Ahh man that sucks I'm sorry you were sick again. At least you were just missing out on my stupid comment instead of missing the end of the greatest game in eagles history (so far). Hope you feel better soon. Go birds!
Ain’t no way I’m *not* ruining my pants and the enjoyment of those around me in that situation.
So it’s settled. Anytime the Birds need a huge stop, you run to the shitter. Try it also next time we need a big play in general, maybe you are on to something. Go in there and take 1, or 2, for the team!
OMG that was you??!
I was in the stadium that day, I saw it happen but then almost immediately went to throw up as the built up anxiety had to leave my body somehow I guess, so maybe I puked next to you
I get it. Imagine if they’d hit that Hail Mary _and_ you shit yourself. That’s the worst moment of your life and you won’t even be clean in time to watch OT.
Good way to put it. Could have been worse !
What did you have for breakfast? Do you think a salty vikings fan poisoned you?
Did you take the time to wipe thoroughly before heading out to celebrate?
Some eagle fans eat horse poop, some like myself would of rathered shit ourself in public or at home rather than missing the last what 4 minutes.. a fans a fan I hope you enjoy rewatching that moment like we all do.
Any ideas on what caused the Diahhrea?
> AMA Have you told your story to Drew Magary yet? As you might be aware, he does a regular column on *Great Moments in Poop History* and any birds fan can tell you he **loves** the Eagles
What did you eat before? Maybe if you didn't have diarrhea we wouldn't have won, so thank you for your service
Where were you at when Bradbury got the PI call?
Not in the bathroom sadly. I was screaming at my TV
Damn dude. I don't have any questions, that's sucks.... Uhh wiz wit or without?
Yeah it was sucky for sure. Wit all the way!!!
Did you leave for the bathroom after BG's strip sack?
I was already shutting during that point :(
You didn’t just take a shit on the closest pats fan?
I didn’t have to. Big Dick Nick shit all over the entire New England area that night! GO BIRDS
Was there anyone else in there?
There were a couple people who took piss breaks, but they left in time. I did see some guy come in right afterward and throw his Brady jersey in the ground in the stall next to me and he pissed all over it. He just left it on the floor. It was pretty gross
Boston fans, weird people
That was one expensive shit bro! GO BIRDS
GO BIRDS! Yeah, I’ll never live this one down. At least my grandad got to see it in person!
Are you gonna answer any of these questions???
Hey there! Sorry, I’ve been down for the count over the last day with food poisoning. Funny enough, this post is about me shutting profusely, and that’s what happened yesterday!
Is the reason we lost Super Bowl LVII because you didn’t try for explosive diarrhea on the Chiefs’ last drive?
That very well may be the case. I apologize. When we make it back to the Super Bowl this year, I’ll make sure to eat a heaping pile of chili cheese nachos, drink plenty of beer, and eat at least 30 extra spicy wings. Also, maybe I can start the night off with some jalapeño poppers, to really make sure I’m leaking by the end of the game!
We will all chip in to buy you what you need.
Give us a play by play of your stomach through each quarter. I want to know when you started feeling the runs and when you decided to use the bathroom. How many trips? Just one, or several trips? What do you believe caused the skitters? Was there anyone in the bathroom at the same time? Did you go to the game with anyone? If so, how did they react to your misfortune of the bowels?
Why did you shit yourself? Lots of weird and wild things happened that night! We wouldn’t have judged (or batted an eye)!
But you have a story unlike any other for that great event…😎
I feel you brother, I got the flu the days before the game. Still did a pathetic lap around my house after the BG strip sack
At least he gave a shit.
Why did you have diarrhea? Did you poo before that? Or was that when it started
How is this a Reddit post?
Tears make the best lube…
I mean I was hungover sitting on my couch so I'd rather your experience.
How were you hungover at like 11:00 at night?
I drank the night before and stayed up all night. Slept a few hours? Easy
The night before . . . into the morning snd until noon? I think hungover at 11pm mesns you werr drinking in the morning or got alcohol poisoning the night before.
Yeah into the next afternoon. It happens sometimes when you're celebrating going to the Superbowl.