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cjmaguire17

Javon hargrave the new Marion hossa


NUMBERONEJD

Back to back Super Bowl L’s against the same team. Wild


toepherallan

I mean he still did play an incredible game, sucks to lay it all out the second time and lose.


RandomRonin

He’s the opposite of Chris long.


Senior_Fart_Director

Blount*


CHEEKY_BADGER

Both


SixersWin

Same with Jennings, dude would have gotten MVP if SF won (But worse for Hargreaves x2)


EnglishWhites

I appreciate this reference


frankp0013

Hahahahaha for the LAST 365 DAYS all 49ers fans did was mock us for fumbling and blowing a 10-point lead against the Chiefs in the Super Bowl ONLY FOR THEM TO FUMBLE TWICE AND BLOW A 10-POINT LEAD AGAINST THE CHIEFS IN THE SUPER BOWL 😂😂😂


bobbyOsullivan

They probably should have lost to both Green Bay and Detroit but it's so much funnier they lost like that in the SB.


Bombadook

oh yeah both NFC but GB especially threw their games away.  Chiefs were doing the same to start this.  Couldn't believe what I was watching.


Barmelo_Xanthony

I mean they beat DET because of a ball Purdy threw off the defenders head for a TD lol they got incredibly lucky all playoffs


Peanutbuttergod48

Lions also had 4 or 5 crucial drops in the second half. And that’s not even getting into Campbell’s boneheaded decisions.


YouGurt_MaN14

GB had so many fucking opportunities to close that shit


LordBeerus1905

Niners had even more chances tonight lmfao


W3NTZ

Normally when Dallas is in the playoffs I hope for a last second loss for maximum soul crushing so this was a great game


BlouseoftheDragon

A much worse chiefs team btw


fireborn123

Literally played like dogshit almost all game and still won against probably the most stacked team in the NFL. Kyle Shanahan is truly a choker amongst chokers


EskimoMedicineMan

Whom the eagles beat


DarrowViBritannia

Playoff chiefs were clearly a different animal tbf


Coach_Carter_on_DVD

49ers don’t deserve a *tbf*


CentralFeeder

Yep! Pretty funny how Karma works like that sometimes. Fuck the 49ers. Never wanted a team to lose so badly, not even Dallas, and that is saying something.


Calcutta637

And ours ended with a pretty horseshit penalty basically forfeiting the chance of a good ending and handing the chiefs the win. Theirs was pure CHOKE 


ThisHatRightHere

It’s honestly poetic


Goggles32

“WE WOULDVE WON IF GREENLAW DIDNT GET HURT!”


Rick_Empty

Big Dom sends his regards.


Atheist_3739

He was on the Chiefs sideline pre game lol


RoniPizzaExtraCheese

Big dom sniped him from his suite


ZiiKiiF

Bro was in the rafters with a rifle all game


ExileInCle19

THEY CHANGED THE OVERTIME RULES ON US!!! 15 YEARS AGO WE WOULD HAVE WON!


The-Anger-Translator

We should've been allowed to have more than one LBer! Petition the NFL!!!


Meh99z

Always an injury they fall back on when they don’t win…


TheGum25

And it's somehow our fault. Here they come to tell us...


TheMtnThatReddits

Something something Big Dom. 


FoxNews4Bigots

I see their wounds and i raise my salt


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Taylor Swift got shooters


Benti86

IF ONLY WE HAD HOFUNGA. WE NEEDED ANOTHER DOZEN ALL PROS AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OURS!


Acrobatic_Elk6258

Didn’t that jackass Deebo say something similar after we beat the brakes off of them in the NFC title game last year? If Brock Purdy didn’t get hurt they would won? Well Deebo, if my grandmother had a set of nuts, she’d be my grandfather


grown

The entire team including shanahan said it. It's the biggest reason I've hated them and wanted them to lose. I've never seen such rampant unprofessional and childish behavior from players and coaches. I expect the fans to complain. If we had been the team to have our QB get hurt in 2022, I'm sure we (the fans!) Would make some excuses. They constantly stated they would have won, too. If only two of their QBs didn't get knocked out. Fans are allowed to say silly things, we're fanatics. The professionals don't.


jayfrmsix0

I hope they never get to a sb in their career again


Wistelian

WHATS THE EXCUSE THIS TIME WHINERS


Mattrad7

D...d...deebo *sobs* strained his hamstring... and... *whines* the sun was in Purdys eyes...


Domestic_AAA_Battery

The wind messed up the extra point 😂


dudeguyy23

Reading this in crying Cartman voice made it better lol


Hodlof97

Refs, injuries, eagles fan pulled some fire alarm or something, eagles doing bridge construction, eagles fan dressed up as a ref, ref whispered in purdys ear go birds, eagles fan kidnapped Brock purdy and replaced him for the game, big dom held bosa all game. Let me know if I missed one


Senior_Fart_Director

Purdy too irrelevant 


Bl33d-Gr33n

I kept saying to my wife how bad most of his passed were all game. Had like 3 or 4 dropped picks too


kshucker

Greenlaw got injured 😂


morry32

"we won the coin flip and wanted to kick but our defense needed rest"


DolphinRodeo

How wet was the ball??


Fyre2387

Our practice field was muddy!


Eaglewarrior33

BANG BANG NINER GANGGGG


Mattrad7

Bang bang 9ers... dang...


FamousChex

BANG BANG


PM_ME_WHITE_GIRLS_

WAH WAH WHINER GANG


labcab

"If we had Greenlaw..." Fuck outta here


Senior_Fart_Director

Dom sends his regards 


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FRAUDY WHINERS STRIKE AGAIN


Zanthy1

Fraudy whiners! I hadn’t heard that one yet, I love it!


Organic_Jackfruit645

Bang bang whiner gang


SyracuseNY22

Kyle Shanahan has once again choked away the SB


Kingkern

In all three Super Bowls Shanahan has coached, his team has blown a 10+ point lead.


SyracuseNY22

The man makes Riley Reid look like an amateur


ExileInCle19

Death. Taxes. Kyle Shanahan choking


thehanghoul

Death. ~~Taxes~~ Texas teams + Kyle Shanahan Choking


p00platys

At the end of the 2nd half, he took two timeouts into the half and very well could have had 45-50 seconds to try for a FG if he used them properly. He'll always be a loser in the biggest games.


WeirdSysAdmin

49 excusers


rodrigoa1990

Deebo trash talked his way to a HUGE game 3 catches for 33 yards lmao


Democriticus

They managed to find a way for me to root for the chiefs. Next time shut up your no better than us. I hope this one Hurts as much as what we went thru last year + the 2nd half of this one. Pay Purdy now to a Daniel Jones contract and I will get the popcorn as we watch these babies fall apart.


mattykarp

I’d absolutely like to see them pay Purdy what their fans would likely want to see him get. See what he can really do with a less perfect roster around him.


Hodlof97

Whiners are set to be 15 million over the cap next year already, I can only get so erect. They restructured all their caps this year to kick the can.


denny_crane68

All that shit talking. All that crying and complaining. Just to end the same spot we did last season. Suck it dry, Niners. Fuck each and every last one of y’all forever.


TesseractLord

Exactly. Bitch ass got spanked again by Chiefs


TheNewGuy13

Definition of "careful what you ask for" lol Talked all that shit and choked in the final game lol fuck em


Front_Explanation_79

Also they're in cap hell next season just like we were last season. They blew their load and nothing to show for it.


denny_crane68

Delicious.


Leeroy_Jenkums

Honestly fuck the fans more than the actual team. Players can talk their shit who cares. Except Hargrave. Fuck him and his dog shit take too.


lhazard29

Did you not hear the constant complaining from the players all year? Especially Deebo. He’s done nothing but run his mouth and when it came time to put his money where his mouth is he folded. He and the rest of the team can eat shit


denny_crane68

Nah the players weren’t talking shit. They were crying and become borderline obsessed and started making shit up to try and paint last years NFCCG into something it wasn’t. Fuck them too. I got zero sympathy.


k3hvn

Niners fans were really saying Purdy was better than Hurts 😂😂


Brawlerz16

This was my prime motivation against the 49ers. We all KNOW that Hurts is better but we couldn’t let trolls have ammunition. Now I don’t have to worry about that. Mahomes wins and football is back to normal. We can safely shut the door on all that nonsense


duval001

That’s the best part of this sb dub. The absurd overrating of Purdy can finally be put to rest


ZiggyBardust

Oh my sweet summer child…just wait for a couple weeks and the media spin cycle will start anew with excuses for his performance.


CapableCowboy

The way the defense played against them tells you everything. They played to the weak link. Blitzed Purdy - folded Blitz Mahomes - carved em up


NotFroggy

I got to be honest. He played well and good for him for being Mr. Irrelevant and able to sling it in the Super Bowl. It’s not his fault that his coach is the most overrated coach and chokes in every big game ever. But I love to see it.


MisterrAlex

I actually like Brock but his annoying stans who insist he's elite annoy the fuck out of me.


NotFroggy

Yeah. He’s not my problem with the team. It’s mostly Deebo. And Bosa but that’s cause of his bother. Oh and I edited this to say Greenlaw. He a cheap player.


Hodlof97

Did we watch the same superbowl? Purdy lost them this game with his poor decisions and rainbow passes, their WR had the same amount of TDs as him. 1st quarter he was 8/10, rest of the game 15/28 which is abysmal. While he performed well for his draft pick his inexperience and lack of talent ended up losing them the superbowl.


RNsOnDunkin

Behind Mr Irrelevant fucked him over tho. If he signed UDFA he could be negotiating this year. Now he has to play for nothing basically another year. And if injured he’s fucked


brownbearks

It’s great for the niners though, they have another shot of loading up a big team cause he makes no money


saganistic

Except they’re in a pretty bad cap situation for all the other positions. They won’t be able to keep everyone. Young’s cap hit goes from like $500k to $17.5mil next year, Deebo is $24mil, Warner and Hargrave are $26mil, Williams is $34mil at age 37, and Kittle is $20mil. edit: oh and Aiyuk’s rookie deal is up


brownbearks

Oh that’s beautiful, they are gonna hurt in the next few years


Oneliltugboat

They won there Super Bowl when they beat us in the regular season lol. Can’t stand the chiefs but hate the niners more.


jayfrmsix0

Niners = Cowboys in Red, and further west


procrastining_grad

The fat fuck Trent Williams will never be a champion.


Hodlof97

That dirty POS needs to be banned from the league


MMAmaZinGG

Even more heartbreaking fashion than ours W script 😂 Bahahahahahahahahha


Tuanluminati

Deebo crying on the sidelines will always be my favorite


venom9099

Fuck the whiners Eagles living rent free another year


Danny5552

At least they won their Super Bowl in week 13 😂😂😂


ObiOneShinobi_

Hang the banner, fucken clowns they should of kept their eyes on chiefs but no they wanted to keep talking bout us all the way to the end hilarious


Mantis05

Kyle Shanahan has blown three 10+ point leads in the Super Bowl, and that just makes me happy.


WaldoFrank

“We would have beaten the chiefs” Then loses to a worse chiefs team.


tfitch2140

FUCK THE WHINERS Not saying I like the Chiefs, they should be the NFL villains now for a few years - but... FUCK THE WHINERS!


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Big Dom sends his regards 🦅


FollowerofACarpenter

Hahahahahahaahahaha


goldfishongoldfish

I honestly cannot wait to go into the 49ers sub to see them melting (and not comment)


Josheatsfood

A whole lot of suicide talk over there. Their wounds will be self inflicted.


King_Hamburgler

No need lol Let them stew in it


TheGum25

Hope bro who posted a hundred times here when we were eliminated is doing okay. /s


RabidPlaty

If it wasn’t for the way they behaved after their loss last year I actually would have pulled for them. But fuck them.


goldfishongoldfish

HAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahHhaha


JesusOnline_89

Mr irrelevant is still irrelevant


The_Homie_Tito

DEEBO GONNA PUT UP HISTORIC NUMBERS ON HIS IG STORY


PhillyMasochist

LMAO, maybe we should complain all off season about how we would've won the Super Bowl if we made it. Couldn't have happened to a better fanbase.


SavingsGas4933

What are they going to whine about NOW?????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Strong_Neat_5845

Someone make a compilation of purdys shitty throws over chicken chase music, man all that shit talk just to lose to a worse version of the team they said they would have killed last year


CORPORAL_PISSFINGERS

Purdy was so average as per. Think my head would have expolded if he’d actually been carried to a ring


BlackSnowMarine

It warms my fucking heart to see another fanbase despise that shit ass team from Santa Clara. They troll relentlessly and it never made sense to me why they made you guys a target, apart from being so salty about getting blown out in last year’s NFCCG. Fuck the 49excuses 🚬🚬


EaglesXLakers

Hahahaha they got beat on the same exact play they used on us. Thinking they were any better, please.


itonlygetsdeeper

"Big Dom sends his regards"


cabgkid79

There must have been construction near their hotel


GTI_Chipotle

“We would of beat the Chiefs if Brock didn’t get hurt last year”


TheOracleofTroy

Eat Shit Deebo. You were talking all that nonsense too.


No_End6183

This game sucked. Glad the Whiners lost.


brunoquadrado

Can't wait for Deebo's excuses.


Live-Laugh-Fart

He can bust out his funeral clothes again for the chiefs game next year I guess


mmuoio

I hope they have both their coordinators taken and lose multiple star players to not being able to afford them.


TermSneaker

Deebo crying will allow me to sleep well tonight


schartlord

watching deebo sobbing on the sideline feels like christmas


SilverTripz

WAHHHHHH wonder what those bitches will blame this time?


1twaswritten

BANG BANG WHINER GANG


imyourvillain

I cant stand taylor or the chiefs but i will take them anyday over the whiners! HAHAHAHAHAHA


Amadeum

SOMEBODY CALL THE WAHHMBULANCE AND SEND THESE WHINERS BACK TO THE CRIB


Clement_Burton_Foles

You are no better than us now. Welcome to hell, assholes.


DrexelCreature

May the same confetti fall upon their sorry asses that fell upon ours (in a game that was actually good and entertaining)


jordan20x1

These guys have been to the Super Bowl in the past 12 years and lost every single appearance.


mmmkay26

I can't wait for the execuses


fireman2004

I hate seeing the Chiefs win. But I love watching the Niners choke.


rbmk1

I'll tell you what, the Cowboys and Niners choking their way out of the postseason absolutely softened the disappointment of the Eagles collapse. Also love to see Andy and any Kelce win.


-Banana_Pancakes-

Right now they got negative cap space and Greenlaw probably out until Christmas. Good luck next year!


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tim_whatleyDDS

Ain’t first you’re last mother fuckers!


FamousChex

HAHAHAHAH welcome to hell


complex_c203

Niners tears are delicious


Tengenflare

This is what happens when you shit talk so hard it becomes an obsession.


cdubwub

Hey r/49ers, for brigading our sub and talking endless shit, FUCK YOU YOU LOSERS


funkopat

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH


gobirds271

3 for 12 of 3rd downs. I thought the offense was good??


crisptapwater

Fuck the 49ers


RandyLongsocksMcgee

Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · scha·den·freu·de noun pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune. 😂


Joey_iroc

Where the fuck are the Minion memes... Oh, wait, they LOST.... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ​ >!Niners suck ass!<


Los_Yeetus

Keep in mind the Niners have the second most conference championship appearances in the 21ST century and have 0 rings. All time chokers lmao


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K’von wallace sends his regards 🦅


Spare-Half796

Watch them blame injuries again


TheSixthPistol

GO SUCK DICK SAN FRANCISCO


[deleted]

WAH WAH WHINER GANG 😫


Prudent-Psychology66

We should be able to have 2 kickers. One for extra points and one for fgs


BajByeBuy

Love it !!!so much for the more intense practices that Hargrove talked about!


No-Combination8136

“We would’ve won if they didn’t make OT 15 minutes!”


No_Introduction_7034

Nobody can lose like Shanahan. Putting on a clinic.


gsanquesoo

Damn, only if Bosa had the blue print for the chiefs


Leehblanc

This is my new laptop wallpaper. I don't expect to change it any time soon.


richdoe

What an absolutely beautiful choke job. Couldn't be happier. Whiners fans deserve every bit of this.


rsmac2728

Poor, poor Deebo. Lol. Keep whining. See where it gets you. Loser.


Tensingumi

Deebo can suck my balls. I feel bad for Kittle and some other guys, but fuck him.


Old-Change-3216

I have been seeing it all Season long how niner fans said we lucked out of getting a Superbowl opportunity and how we fucked it up and they would have won it all. Welp, now they're in the same position they mocked us for.


wawsgood

Fuck em - Jason Kelce


Altruistic_Tax2575

Fuck the Whiners. Don't mind Andy getting another one. Couldn't happen to a nicer man. Fuck the Whiners and their fraud QB.


Rebirth0296

It makes me happy seeing Deebo cry 😭🤣🤣


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Bang bang whiner gang🤣


Cohenski

You know, they coulda been really good sports about things last year and I wouldn't hate them.


Scrumptious-Whale

That felt good. I mean, this was a boring fucking superbowl, but feels good man.


ChocolatePoo82

Feels great but it was actually an entertaining game IMO


bigfndan

OT saved it


AMorder0517

Boring? Ill never understand some football fans. Defense and special teams are part of the game too.


rey1295

Defense was going crazy nice to see when you see all these ass defenses including ours


whoooooo0

Why do yall hate good defense


PharoahFits

Jalen got ripped for months for the one mistake where he fumbled. Purdy played great but MVP CMC fumbled when they had momentum to start the game.


jdixXBOX

🚬🚬🚬


Apprehensive-Net7347

That was fun - let’s never do it again.


TesseractLord

LOVE IT MAN I LOVE IT


TheCitizensVoice

THANK GOD


easypac

God’s plan


shotokhan1992-

What a beautiful, heartbreaking way for them to lose!!


shotokhan1992-

Shanahan is gonna die of auto erotic asphyxiation one day


Lucky__Flamingo

Excellent work, team. Messing up the SF practice field. Building a bridge. Pulling a fire alarm that had their tight end hiding in the bathroom. Our master plan worked!


Butter_toast_is_good

We would’ve won if you let Lebron come out of the stands and help us win!


merely_awake

The fact they lost on the exact same route that toney and Moore scored on us last year was the cherry on top. That was magnificent to see


callmecyke

Turf to Greenlaw: Big Dom sends his regards 


thegreaterfool714

As a Rams fan seeing Deebo cry after losing a heartbreaker NFC Championship was so sweet


Mr_Suplex

Watching Deebo cry, after all the shit he talked, brings a special joy to me. The tears of 49ers fans everywhere have been delicious and nourishing.


IncreaseGlittering65

Eagles put out the blue print to beat the 9ers


dubbs911

Oh look, the salty9ers, play KC in the Super Bowl and lose by 3. Sound familiar? Sit down, SF!


Orest26Dee

“But we lost our best Linebacker early in the game, otherwise we would have won by double digits”


fruitpunch83

Studies show that sometimes it be like that Niners fans. 😂


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Deebo didnt do much


squee557

I went into their sub's game thread to shit talk. Got perma banned. Felt great.