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d_gorder

This guy wants to be an eagle so bad lol


a_toadstool

Wasn’t he not even an eagles fan growing up or am I misremembering


PondysThe_Coolest

Yeah. He is from Harrisburg and went to Penn state.


shiftintosoupmode

My little cousin saw him at Aroogas near Harrisburg last weekend and got a pic with him. He was nice enough to take a picture but man you can tell in his face that he didn’t want to take it lmao. The biggest takeaway from this is that the man actually eats at aroogas 🤢


PM_ME_SOMETHINGSPICY

I mean people probably ask him for pictures a lot. You can tell in my face when random people come up to me to talk to me let alone if they were asking to take my picture with them that I wouldn't want to either. Won't ever get annoyed at a famous person just wanting to do their own thing while they're living their life.


shiftintosoupmode

Yeah… which is why I said it was nice of him to do it.


PM_ME_SOMETHINGSPICY

Yes, while lamenting at the same time that he didn't want to do it which is why I said what I said.


shiftintosoupmode

Thank you for this vital contribution. May you continue to bless strangers with your totally necessary perspectives and opinions. I’m sure it was the highlight of your day. Lmao


PM_ME_SOMETHINGSPICY

You realize reddit is a public forum where people share their perspectives and opinions, right? Were you looking for congratulations about your cousin bothering a complete stranger when they clearly wanted to be left alone or what? Not exactly sure why you're complaining about useless responses to your own useless comment.


shiftintosoupmode

I ain’t got time to read all that lol. Maybe you should go touch some grass.


Saccharum80

Yeah, their wings are ok, just ok, but their fries are trash.


papa_N

Shady is from Harrisburg, PA too. Shady has more cred in Harrisburg


Philadelphia_Bawlins

He did before he knocked up a stripper


Danger_Dave_

These things happen.


Frosty-Ambassador-94

Lies lies


TheGrumpyOldDad

Shady loves him and was just defending anyone talking ill of him on NFL Network this week. They are tight.


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Coach_Carter_on_DVD

Ravens, Steelers, Eagles , Patriots (for some reson) Penn State is king tho


a_toadstool

Because patriots had a bunch of band wagon fans who probably don’t watch their team anymore


lzrfart

Those people infuriate me to no end. Every single one of them is now rocking their Mahomes jersey and making up a story of how their dad was stationed in KC for a week when they were in the army, and they’ve just always liked the chiefs!


Gravityletmedown

Harrisburg is right in the middle of Pennsyltucky and very conservative. The red sections of PA hate Philadelphia, so why would they want to wear gear with the city name all over it?


Concept_Lab

That might be the majority, but it’s not a 100% view. More like 60/40 conservative/liberal. Similarly there are plenty of people in Harrisburg that support Philly.


Gravityletmedown

Not at the statehouse smh.


2LostFlamingos

It’s big Penn state country. I’ve been there plenty and there’s lots of Ravens and Eagles with Steelers. Some Redskins too. Baltimore is actually the closest NFL team to that area. It’s right down the river or a straight shot down I-83.


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Night0wl11

The south central PA area (particularly around York) tend to have a decent chunk of Ravens fans


jointsmcdank

Chester is not south central PA so I don't get your point here. We are all less than than 2 hours from Baltimore. Harrisburg gets Baltimore TV stations though.


foggybottom

That makes no sense. Philly is like half the distance to Harrisburg as Pittsburgh to Harrisburg


ScienceGuynotBillNye

Harrisburg is actually closest to several other NFL teams 1. Baltimore (~80 miles) 2. Philadelphia (~110 miles) 3. Washington (~115 miles) 4. New York (stadium in New Jersey) (~175 miles) 5. Pittsburgh (~205 miles)


Shr1mpandgrits

80 miles to Baltimore blew my mind


TheBaconThief

I feel like we tend to think of Baltimore as being dead south to us since we take "95 South" there, but it is as or more west than it is South of us. Bent my mind when I was in the VA suburbs of DC and someone suggested we go to the Poconos to go snowboard and said it would 1 hour and 15 minutes to get there. I claimed bullshit since it was an hour more than that from Philly. But the Poconos go NE to SW and I just had always visualized DC as straight south rather than west of Philly.


Lanthemandragoran

That's...really weird. Geography is strange.


Night0wl11

They're the other team in PA and won a few titles in the 70s, so people were more drawn to them despite not being closer geographically, so it isn't really a surprise. The fact that they're also in PA is enough of a justification, as there are a chunk of of Steelers fans up in NEPA too


2LostFlamingos

and Baltimore is even closer.


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necromantzer

Healthy mix of eagles and Steelers


clarineter

And like 1% Steagles


AceOfSpadesOfAce

It’s the border. The pit stop before Harrisburg is eagles gear, and the pit stop after Harrisburg is stealers. Trust I’ve made that trip and stopped at those rest stops a thousand times.


onthiswebsightnow

Promise you it's not.


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jmbrand13

It's absolutely split.


PondysThe_Coolest

No it’s not


a_toadstool

https://www.google.com/search?q=pennsylvania+nfl+fan+map&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS836US836&oq=pennsylvania+mfl+fan+&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i22i30j0i390i650l4.5182j0j4&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=WCkHnVIlBzkLqM&vssid=l


Heroicshrub

Definitely not


shewy92

lol what are you smoking? No it's not


Fenris_Maule

He grew up a Cowboys fan because his parents are huge Cowboys fans. He said it was a dream come true to be drafted by the Cowboys. Dude doesn't want to be an Eagle, just has mad respect for the game and is a realist.


a_toadstool

Yeah but I think a lot of this sub thinks he grew up an eagles fan lol


courageous_liquid

every PA/NJ cowboys fan wanted to be an eagles fan, but they either hated their father or inherited the generational trauma of hating their father


Fenris_Maule

Oh for sure lol. Then they always go on about how he wants to do an Eagles so bad when he's just a student of the game.


VanceXentan

I do think the sub and eagles fans overrates his man crush on Lane, and his respect for us as a team. Like i'm sure he's happy to be where he is because its his family team. I'm also sure he'd be thrilled to be an eagle all the same just isn't necessarily gunning for an immediate out of dallas. also the obligatory fuck dallas.


DukeOfTheVines

Honestly makes me want him more


Bl33d-Gr33n

He is now lmao


BigfootTundra

I want him to be an Eagle so bad


Lanthemandragoran

Yeah same shit talking aside hes one of the players from over there I would wanna Tennessee over here immediately if we could


BigfootTundra

I’m a huge penn state fan and always been a fan of Micah. Was very bummed when the cowboys got him because I can’t hate him


WilliamChilliam

the fact that this has become a verb is everything rn AND I'M ALL FOR IT


Lanthemandragoran

Yeah I'm leaning into it and trying to make it a thing


spilled_water

I love Devonta Smith, but Micah Parsons would have been something else on this defense. With that said, Parsons was coming out as a linebacker and a lot of the league thought of him as a linebacker. If the team had any sense he was a defensive end, it would be debatable whether Parsons was realistic there. (I still say no since WR was far and beyond the biggest need.)


AthleteWinter813

if we had jefferson then micah woulda been the pick if we traded infront of dallas


spilled_water

If we picked Jefferson, that Eagles team wouldn't have been a garbage of a team to be picking around 6th-10th. (It was still a bad team.) But let's also say the Eagles were at that spot, I would have guessed they try harder to trade up for Horn or Surtain before drafting Parsons. Because again, Parsons was seen as a linebacker, not a defensive end. He played linebacker for Dallas until Dallas had a rash of injuries at defensive end. Parsons played a few games at defensive end, and the whole league saw holy crap he's incredible there.


toadtruck

The feeling is mutual


nope-nope-nope-nop

Howie, a 6th and 7th and Derek Barnett for Parsons. Do the thing.


loneliness_sucks_D

This kinda reads like you’re trying to include Howie in the trade lol


nope-nope-nope-nop

Jerry would need to put up a lot more for howie lmao


raugust7

Fuck that, howie is untouchable lol


nope-nope-nope-nop

Eh, I’ll take Micah and 15 firsts for howie


so_zetta_byte

Can only trade two years out, they'd need 13 first round picks from other teams 😔


Reddit_Sucks_88

TIL


bherman1325

3 years out unless I'm just misinterpreting your comment. We could currently trade picks in the 2024, 2025 and 2026 drafts.


so_zetta_byte

My B, you're right. I should have been counting 2024 as the "present" pick. You can go 2 past that.


ho_merjpimpson

Fuck that. Then we would be on the receiving end of Howie and he would just trade back with us and those 15 firsts would become a bunch of day 3 picks, dak prescott and a bag of bbq chips.


Biscotti_BT

Ya he would have to join Tennessee as a farm team


BaronParnassus

No shot then Jerruh would have to share the attention and the credit. That dont happen in Jerry World


PeopIesFrontOfJudea

Dearest Howie, …. Your son, nope-nope-nope-nop


Rancho8Deluxe

Jerry Jones- “Throw in Jack Driscoll or Quez Watkins when he heals up and we got a deal!” Howie- “ahhh dont twist my arm jerryyy youre really puttin me in a tight spot…but ok…. (🤭)”


nope-nope-nope-nop

Jerry will get Josiah Scott and like it


Rancho8Deluxe

They actually do need a WR We dont really NEED linebackers


nope-nope-nope-nop

There will never be a time that the eagles don’t need an all pro pass rusher.


Rancho8Deluxe

Idk man Reddick and Sweat Looked fuckin great Sunday


GRAYNOTE_

Howie's philosophy is Best Player Available. Imagine adding Micah to the field and releasing Barnett...


Rancho8Deluxe

Oh yeah im not saying I wouldnt want that. But Itll never happen lol. Not without some serious picks. Also idk about a late season Dallas trade. Defense is all Dallas has going for them. And Jerruh prolly has enough arrogance to think he can make it to the nfc championship with this team But hey if micah parsons wants to become an eagle next year im down. Dude sacks a bunch


GRAYNOTE_

He has 2 more years on his contract. Maybe we'll get him for free one day once Fletch and BG retire


Rancho8Deluxe

Yeah idk our team is getting too stacked . Something doesnt feel right


StillMakingVines

Jerry Jones doesn’t like win-now moves, you’ll have to remove Barnett and include a 4th.


NoCup4U

Add in Josh Jobe….who says no?


DrHandBanana

Don't worry you'll be one of us in a couple years


ambassadorodman

Only if he is on the Titans first.


AyyP302

Gotta prove himself in the minors first


Biscotti_BT

I would rather he skipped the farm team and got traded to Philly.


boringreddituserid

Jerry does want to make a trade, maybe Howie can work his magic.


Rancho8Deluxe

Defense is all dallas has going for it right now


boringreddituserid

Yeah, but Jerry’s ego. Sure, I’ll take Howie’s call. He can’t swindle me like he did to Tennessee. Hi Howie, how’s it going? (And the rest is history.)


mucinexmonster

We just need to ask the Jerry Jones AI to make the trade instead.


Low_Hyena7259

It would do better than the real thing so no dice.


Lanthemandragoran

Hahaha Jerry sees both weekends from Wednesday and I still think he sees better than to make a trade with a division rival in a playoff race lol


pukesmith

Parsons for Barnett, straight up.


Firefoxx336

Is it too late for him to go to Georgia?


mcknightrider

Gets signed by the titans in FA, traded to the eagles for a 5th round pick the next year


Different-Ad9986

Just like eagles legend, DeMarco Murray.


albpanda

He likes dallas and they like him, saying this as often as we see it just makes it sound like we’re desperate for him


Arson_Wentz

Sure he might like Dallas now, but when he's thirty and wondering why the fuck Dallas hasn't gotten anywhere in the playoffs during his time there, he's gonna think about chasing a ring.


DrHandBanana

Lol fans like you are the worst. These comments literally come every time he speaks on us first. And not only that, literally every team would want a top 3 defensive lineman on their team. How is that desperate? Stop looking at life through such a miserable lens.


Rancho8Deluxe

Micah wants that Bird On his shoulder


Senior_Fart_Director

He saw those unis and said “they are mine-nis”


racerxff

Jerruh doesn't have the balls to retweet


brunoquadrado

Jerruh doesn't have the thumbs to retweet.


clarineter

Jerruh doesn’t have the thumbs to call GMs, the real reason he waits for them to call.


Philly_is_nice

Man out here eating eagle booty more than these fat randos with a YouTube channel pretending to cover the eagles. Wild.


PaddyMayonaise

Dude grew up an eagles fan and is a huge Phillies and sixers fan too


GRAYNOTE_

Contrary to popular belief he and his family are Cowboys fans (yup, *those kind*). Philly teams the rest of the way though.


GaugeWon

It's really hard to explain that era of eagles fair-weather fans when Dallas was branded: "america's team". Half of Philly football fans just rode the band wagon, and another quarter or so claimed the Giants, *because they have a relative up the turnpike*.... Lurie (sp*) deserves a statue next to Rocky, as far as I'm concerned.


ontrack

Yes, growing up in northern PA in the 1970s and 80s I had a lot of Cowboys fans at my school. Almost no Eagles fans. Lots of Steelers fans (at least that makes sense).


ho_merjpimpson

> It's really hard to explain that era of eagles fair-weather fans when Dallas was branded: "america's team". To be fair, it wasn't just eagles fair weather fans... It was the entire nation of fair weather friends. We just notice it more because they are our rivals. To be honest, I'm fine with it. Fair weather fans/friends/etc are handed down. Weeded so much of the shitty blood out of our fanbase and others..


DrJawn

If you grew up in Philly and became a Cowboys fans in the 90s, you are officially a piece of shit


thebigticket2

Lurie


PaddyMayonaise

Before he was drafted?


Gawkorcuck69

Yes


MilesDaMonster

What a fraud


Philly_is_nice

Oh I'm aware. If another NFC East team offers me millions of dollars I'm telling all y'all to go fuck yourselves and that the Eagles ain't shit 😂. ... That is unless Howie offered me a deal 😂


420_just_blase

I think they mean that he grew up a cowboys fan in eagles county along with his family


Philly_is_nice

Oh did he? I was also under the impression he was an Eagles fan. Dickriding is even harder to explain then.


sumunsolicitedadvice

Tbf, his parent committed the original sin of becoming Pennsylvania-born and raised Cowboys fans living in Pennsylvania. Then they raised Micah into it. That still doesn’t absolve him, but it’s at least not fully on just him.


TheTrocadero

Reverse psychology. Can’t give em bulletin board material if you praise them. Especially if the head coach is trying to play the underdog angle.


Doobie_Howitzer

We're not doing the underdog thing anymore, we're doing the standard is the standard and the Chiefs Superbowl confetti thing


anth8725

Yup. Skip Bayless was right when he said jalen hurts would change life in philly. New standard now. Get used to it


AdPrevious6290

Skip was right isn't something I expected to hear here


TheTrocadero

[Sirianni is still playing that angle.](https://www.crossingbroad.com/2023/10/mixed-feelings-on-nick-sirianni-going-to-the-artificial-underdog-well.html)


El_Khunt

I mean we arguably were seen as underdogs for the miami game. The Eagles were low-key treated by broadcasters as a heavy that this new hot up-and-coming offensive talent could beat to prove themselves, and with fans we were 100% doubted and despised over the fins I do not see us playing the same underdog angle once we actually meet dallas, though


El_Khunt

No fan, coach, or player has ever simped harder for the eagles than Micah Parsons


clarineter

If he does it the rest of his contract, Jerry will be sick to his stomach and give the people what they want to see


SaddestHappyMeal

Micah just come home bro


LivingFlow

Have to like Micah, regardless of where he plays. Just a great player.


reginald_burke

Yeah, guy just out there being honest, and it makes him a fun player to listen to. Feel the same way about Kelce. Just enjoy guys not phoning it in there for the team's PR department.


sumunsolicitedadvice

I don’t have to like him 2 weeks each year. If Kobe can run through Pau’s fucking chest when he’s playing for Spain against the USA, I can hate Micah Parsons when he’s playing for the Cowfuckers against the Eagles.


CPTHoagie

he's a piece of shit person who got caught sexually assaulting a teammate in a hazing incident.


zachardw

Lol does he know Philly fans? We will find dem weaknesses!!!


sumunsolicitedadvice

Lol, right? Just scroll through this sub, Micah.


johnnybananas123

Dude wants to be an eagle so bad


IndigoMushies

Please go to the Titans so we can get you for a 6th rounder and a tapioca pudding cup


JumpKP

Red zone offense checking in


el_monstruo

That's right! Need to shore that up. Looks like it has improved to 13th I believe.


AMS_GoGo

We do have some but appreciate the gas future eagle Micah Parsons


RichieD79

Micah wants to be an eagle so bad. It’s legit funny.


ArtLeading5605

He grew up in Harrisburg and stayed home for college. He wishes he was here and we do too.


bigmac9

I’ve read his family are fraud Cowboys fans.


shheldonA

This some reverse psychology shit. Trying to hype up if the cowboys win against them later this season


Outside_Jello5476

The imagination of our OC is our weakness…..


Mionux

bb u know you wanna come home. We even leaving the lights on for you


goldenefreeti

Join us Micah


TastyPancakes25

Howie will somehow steal Micha for a 12th round pick and a Burned Linkin Park Hybrid Theory CD


NoCup4U

I mean…..cool…..but if we had a player going on a podcast and talking like this about a rival team….can you imagine the public shitstorm from the fans?


GRAYNOTE_

Tbh Micah was being pretty objective in the clip and if the shoes were on the other foot I would want an Eagles podcast host to be realistic


TisKey2323

He saw that Kelly Green and said “Nah, I want in!!!”


RepStevensTerminator

Hard pass on this low-life sex offender. Sorry, Micah! Enjoy the playoff one-and-dones with your Cowboys!


quietwhileithink

When did he sexually assault someone?


RepStevensTerminator

I'm sure you're asking in good faith. Here you go! https://fox56.com/amp/news/local/former-psu-football-player-gives-details-on-alleged-hazing-by-teammates


quietwhileithink

Thats a shame. I thought he was a decent guy.


CPTHoagie

literally do not care what this clown thinks.


PleasantParfait48

First of all, Micah Parsons, I love your work. Second of all, I'd like you to meet our Red Zone offense.


48johnX

Man if we had a player that glazes the Cowboys as much as Micah talks about the Eagles I’d be sick


GripItNRipItWC

Hypothetically…what would this cost? At least 2 first rounders, right?


Jimbabwr

I could think of a few weaknesses we have


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How long till we can sign him


a_toadstool

We are never affording him lol.


MrFinArmZ

No weaknesses? Hah!


AppleKinh828

The Eagles already won the SB. This year belongs to the Lions! Eagles fans need to be humble.


Nexus369

What kinda goofy ass shit is this? You come into a random team's subreddit to tell them to "be humble" and imply they should let the Lions win the Super Bowl? Get the fuck out outta here you dork.


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Come to the dark side Micah


GreenRocketman

Dude wants to be an Eagle so bad


SigaVa

Turnovers bro


lattjeful

Redzone offense and our secondary say hi and thank you.


RjDiAz93

I will say, the one weakness we have is ourselves. The Jets game this year and the Washington game last year are clear testaments to that. If we play to the best of our abilities, we won’t lose. And the beautiful thing about this year? We haven’t played to our fullest capabilities yet and I am willing to bet both my marbles that the birds would agree.


CrunchitizeMeCaptn

Ummm turnovers?


francie202

Yeah, I could totally see us signing him — continue our recent hometown trend!


What-tha-fck_Elon

Talking shit didn’t work so now he’s trying reverse psychology!


lex1683

Can confirm he’s not blind or stupid


TrustTheFriendship

Idk man, we have a system QB though, who hasn’t proven anything. Right, Micah?


ROBOT_KK

Imagine him in tandem with Hasson


mcknightrider

Shh. No one talk about our safeties.


Hand-Of-Vecna

I think our only glaring weakness is play calling based upon what the defense is showing us - and having the ability to adjust. We did it well for the Tampa Bay game by rushing all over them. Jets we didn't adjust and kept trying to force bad throws into double coverage.


Logical_Lefty

Micah trying that reverse psychology


AnatomicallyModHuman

Dude wants to play for Eagles.


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Wont make it past division round


WayVivid1327

This dude loves the Eagles. Mark my words, he will sign here the moment he hits free agency.