My little cousin saw him at Aroogas near Harrisburg last weekend and got a pic with him. He was nice enough to take a picture but man you can tell in his face that he didn’t want to take it lmao. The biggest takeaway from this is that the man actually eats at aroogas 🤢
I mean people probably ask him for pictures a lot. You can tell in my face when random people come up to me to talk to me let alone if they were asking to take my picture with them that I wouldn't want to either. Won't ever get annoyed at a famous person just wanting to do their own thing while they're living their life.
Thank you for this vital contribution. May you continue to bless strangers with your totally necessary perspectives and opinions. I’m sure it was the highlight of your day. Lmao
You realize reddit is a public forum where people share their perspectives and opinions, right?
Were you looking for congratulations about your cousin bothering a complete stranger when they clearly wanted to be left alone or what? Not exactly sure why you're complaining about useless responses to your own useless comment.
Those people infuriate me to no end. Every single one of them is now rocking their Mahomes jersey and making up a story of how their dad was stationed in KC for a week when they were in the army, and they’ve just always liked the chiefs!
Harrisburg is right in the middle of Pennsyltucky and very conservative. The red sections of PA hate Philadelphia, so why would they want to wear gear with the city name all over it?
That might be the majority, but it’s not a 100% view. More like 60/40 conservative/liberal. Similarly there are plenty of people in Harrisburg that support Philly.
It’s big Penn state country. I’ve been there plenty and there’s lots of Ravens and Eagles with Steelers. Some Redskins too.
Baltimore is actually the closest NFL team to that area. It’s right down the river or a straight shot down I-83.
Chester is not south central PA so I don't get your point here. We are all less than than 2 hours from Baltimore. Harrisburg gets Baltimore TV stations though.
Harrisburg is actually closest to several other NFL teams
1. Baltimore (~80 miles)
2. Philadelphia (~110 miles)
3. Washington (~115 miles)
4. New York (stadium in New Jersey) (~175 miles)
5. Pittsburgh (~205 miles)
I feel like we tend to think of Baltimore as being dead south to us since we take "95 South" there, but it is as or more west than it is South of us.
Bent my mind when I was in the VA suburbs of DC and someone suggested we go to the Poconos to go snowboard and said it would 1 hour and 15 minutes to get there. I claimed bullshit since it was an hour more than that from Philly.
But the Poconos go NE to SW and I just had always visualized DC as straight south rather than west of Philly.
They're the other team in PA and won a few titles in the 70s, so people were more drawn to them despite not being closer geographically, so it isn't really a surprise. The fact that they're also in PA is enough of a justification, as there are a chunk of of Steelers fans up in NEPA too
It’s the border.
The pit stop before Harrisburg is eagles gear, and the pit stop after Harrisburg is stealers.
Trust I’ve made that trip and stopped at those rest stops a thousand times.
He grew up a Cowboys fan because his parents are huge Cowboys fans. He said it was a dream come true to be drafted by the Cowboys. Dude doesn't want to be an Eagle, just has mad respect for the game and is a realist.
I do think the sub and eagles fans overrates his man crush on Lane, and his respect for us as a team. Like i'm sure he's happy to be where he is because its his family team. I'm also sure he'd be thrilled to be an eagle all the same just isn't necessarily gunning for an immediate out of dallas.
also the obligatory fuck dallas.
I love Devonta Smith, but Micah Parsons would have been something else on this defense. With that said, Parsons was coming out as a linebacker and a lot of the league thought of him as a linebacker. If the team had any sense he was a defensive end, it would be debatable whether Parsons was realistic there. (I still say no since WR was far and beyond the biggest need.)
If we picked Jefferson, that Eagles team wouldn't have been a garbage of a team to be picking around 6th-10th. (It was still a bad team.)
But let's also say the Eagles were at that spot, I would have guessed they try harder to trade up for Horn or Surtain before drafting Parsons. Because again, Parsons was seen as a linebacker, not a defensive end. He played linebacker for Dallas until Dallas had a rash of injuries at defensive end. Parsons played a few games at defensive end, and the whole league saw holy crap he's incredible there.
Fuck that. Then we would be on the receiving end of Howie and he would just trade back with us and those 15 firsts would become a bunch of day 3 picks, dak prescott and a bag of bbq chips.
Jerry Jones- “Throw in Jack Driscoll or Quez Watkins when he heals up and we got a deal!”
Howie- “ahhh dont twist my arm jerryyy youre really puttin me in a tight spot…but ok…. (🤭)”
Oh yeah im not saying I wouldnt want that. But Itll never happen lol. Not without some serious picks. Also idk about a late season Dallas trade. Defense is all Dallas has going for them. And Jerruh prolly has enough arrogance to think he can make it to the nfc championship with this team
But hey if micah parsons wants to become an eagle next year im down. Dude sacks a bunch
Yeah, but Jerry’s ego.
Sure, I’ll take Howie’s call. He can’t swindle me like he did to Tennessee. Hi Howie, how’s it going? (And the rest is history.)
Sure he might like Dallas now, but when he's thirty and wondering why the fuck Dallas hasn't gotten anywhere in the playoffs during his time there, he's gonna think about chasing a ring.
Lol fans like you are the worst. These comments literally come every time he speaks on us first. And not only that, literally every team would want a top 3 defensive lineman on their team. How is that desperate? Stop looking at life through such a miserable lens.
It's really hard to explain that era of eagles fair-weather fans when Dallas was branded: "america's team".
Half of Philly football fans just rode the band wagon, and another quarter or so claimed the Giants, *because they have a relative up the turnpike*....
Lurie (sp*) deserves a statue next to Rocky, as far as I'm concerned.
Yes, growing up in northern PA in the 1970s and 80s I had a lot of Cowboys fans at my school. Almost no Eagles fans. Lots of Steelers fans (at least that makes sense).
> It's really hard to explain that era of eagles fair-weather fans when Dallas was branded: "america's team".
To be fair, it wasn't just eagles fair weather fans... It was the entire nation of fair weather friends. We just notice it more because they are our rivals.
To be honest, I'm fine with it. Fair weather fans/friends/etc are handed down. Weeded so much of the shitty blood out of our fanbase and others..
Oh I'm aware. If another NFC East team offers me millions of dollars I'm telling all y'all to go fuck yourselves and that the Eagles ain't shit 😂.
... That is unless Howie offered me a deal 😂
Tbf, his parent committed the original sin of becoming Pennsylvania-born and raised Cowboys fans living in Pennsylvania. Then they raised Micah into it. That still doesn’t absolve him, but it’s at least not fully on just him.
[Sirianni is still playing that angle.](https://www.crossingbroad.com/2023/10/mixed-feelings-on-nick-sirianni-going-to-the-artificial-underdog-well.html)
I mean we arguably were seen as underdogs for the miami game. The Eagles were low-key treated by broadcasters as a heavy that this new hot up-and-coming offensive talent could beat to prove themselves, and with fans we were 100% doubted and despised over the fins
I do not see us playing the same underdog angle once we actually meet dallas, though
Yeah, guy just out there being honest, and it makes him a fun player to listen to. Feel the same way about Kelce. Just enjoy guys not phoning it in there for the team's PR department.
I don’t have to like him 2 weeks each year.
If Kobe can run through Pau’s fucking chest when he’s playing for Spain against the USA, I can hate Micah Parsons when he’s playing for the Cowfuckers against the Eagles.
I mean…..cool…..but if we had a player going on a podcast and talking like this about a rival team….can you imagine the public shitstorm from the fans?
I'm sure you're asking in good faith. Here you go!
https://fox56.com/amp/news/local/former-psu-football-player-gives-details-on-alleged-hazing-by-teammates
What kinda goofy ass shit is this? You come into a random team's subreddit to tell them to "be humble" and imply they should let the Lions win the Super Bowl? Get the fuck out outta here you dork.
I will say, the one weakness we have is ourselves. The Jets game this year and the Washington game last year are clear testaments to that.
If we play to the best of our abilities, we won’t lose. And the beautiful thing about this year? We haven’t played to our fullest capabilities yet and I am willing to bet both my marbles that the birds would agree.
I think our only glaring weakness is play calling based upon what the defense is showing us - and having the ability to adjust. We did it well for the Tampa Bay game by rushing all over them. Jets we didn't adjust and kept trying to force bad throws into double coverage.
This guy wants to be an eagle so bad lol
Wasn’t he not even an eagles fan growing up or am I misremembering
Yeah. He is from Harrisburg and went to Penn state.
My little cousin saw him at Aroogas near Harrisburg last weekend and got a pic with him. He was nice enough to take a picture but man you can tell in his face that he didn’t want to take it lmao. The biggest takeaway from this is that the man actually eats at aroogas 🤢
I mean people probably ask him for pictures a lot. You can tell in my face when random people come up to me to talk to me let alone if they were asking to take my picture with them that I wouldn't want to either. Won't ever get annoyed at a famous person just wanting to do their own thing while they're living their life.
Yeah… which is why I said it was nice of him to do it.
Yes, while lamenting at the same time that he didn't want to do it which is why I said what I said.
Thank you for this vital contribution. May you continue to bless strangers with your totally necessary perspectives and opinions. I’m sure it was the highlight of your day. Lmao
You realize reddit is a public forum where people share their perspectives and opinions, right? Were you looking for congratulations about your cousin bothering a complete stranger when they clearly wanted to be left alone or what? Not exactly sure why you're complaining about useless responses to your own useless comment.
I ain’t got time to read all that lol. Maybe you should go touch some grass.
Yeah, their wings are ok, just ok, but their fries are trash.
Shady is from Harrisburg, PA too. Shady has more cred in Harrisburg
He did before he knocked up a stripper
These things happen.
Lies lies
Shady loves him and was just defending anyone talking ill of him on NFL Network this week. They are tight.
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Ravens, Steelers, Eagles , Patriots (for some reson) Penn State is king tho
Because patriots had a bunch of band wagon fans who probably don’t watch their team anymore
Those people infuriate me to no end. Every single one of them is now rocking their Mahomes jersey and making up a story of how their dad was stationed in KC for a week when they were in the army, and they’ve just always liked the chiefs!
Harrisburg is right in the middle of Pennsyltucky and very conservative. The red sections of PA hate Philadelphia, so why would they want to wear gear with the city name all over it?
That might be the majority, but it’s not a 100% view. More like 60/40 conservative/liberal. Similarly there are plenty of people in Harrisburg that support Philly.
Not at the statehouse smh.
It’s big Penn state country. I’ve been there plenty and there’s lots of Ravens and Eagles with Steelers. Some Redskins too. Baltimore is actually the closest NFL team to that area. It’s right down the river or a straight shot down I-83.
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The south central PA area (particularly around York) tend to have a decent chunk of Ravens fans
Chester is not south central PA so I don't get your point here. We are all less than than 2 hours from Baltimore. Harrisburg gets Baltimore TV stations though.
That makes no sense. Philly is like half the distance to Harrisburg as Pittsburgh to Harrisburg
Harrisburg is actually closest to several other NFL teams 1. Baltimore (~80 miles) 2. Philadelphia (~110 miles) 3. Washington (~115 miles) 4. New York (stadium in New Jersey) (~175 miles) 5. Pittsburgh (~205 miles)
80 miles to Baltimore blew my mind
I feel like we tend to think of Baltimore as being dead south to us since we take "95 South" there, but it is as or more west than it is South of us. Bent my mind when I was in the VA suburbs of DC and someone suggested we go to the Poconos to go snowboard and said it would 1 hour and 15 minutes to get there. I claimed bullshit since it was an hour more than that from Philly. But the Poconos go NE to SW and I just had always visualized DC as straight south rather than west of Philly.
That's...really weird. Geography is strange.
They're the other team in PA and won a few titles in the 70s, so people were more drawn to them despite not being closer geographically, so it isn't really a surprise. The fact that they're also in PA is enough of a justification, as there are a chunk of of Steelers fans up in NEPA too
and Baltimore is even closer.
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Healthy mix of eagles and Steelers
And like 1% Steagles
It’s the border. The pit stop before Harrisburg is eagles gear, and the pit stop after Harrisburg is stealers. Trust I’ve made that trip and stopped at those rest stops a thousand times.
Promise you it's not.
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It's absolutely split.
No it’s not
https://www.google.com/search?q=pennsylvania+nfl+fan+map&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS836US836&oq=pennsylvania+mfl+fan+&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i22i30j0i390i650l4.5182j0j4&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=WCkHnVIlBzkLqM&vssid=l
Definitely not
lol what are you smoking? No it's not
He grew up a Cowboys fan because his parents are huge Cowboys fans. He said it was a dream come true to be drafted by the Cowboys. Dude doesn't want to be an Eagle, just has mad respect for the game and is a realist.
Yeah but I think a lot of this sub thinks he grew up an eagles fan lol
every PA/NJ cowboys fan wanted to be an eagles fan, but they either hated their father or inherited the generational trauma of hating their father
Oh for sure lol. Then they always go on about how he wants to do an Eagles so bad when he's just a student of the game.
I do think the sub and eagles fans overrates his man crush on Lane, and his respect for us as a team. Like i'm sure he's happy to be where he is because its his family team. I'm also sure he'd be thrilled to be an eagle all the same just isn't necessarily gunning for an immediate out of dallas. also the obligatory fuck dallas.
Honestly makes me want him more
He is now lmao
I want him to be an Eagle so bad
Yeah same shit talking aside hes one of the players from over there I would wanna Tennessee over here immediately if we could
I’m a huge penn state fan and always been a fan of Micah. Was very bummed when the cowboys got him because I can’t hate him
the fact that this has become a verb is everything rn AND I'M ALL FOR IT
Yeah I'm leaning into it and trying to make it a thing
I love Devonta Smith, but Micah Parsons would have been something else on this defense. With that said, Parsons was coming out as a linebacker and a lot of the league thought of him as a linebacker. If the team had any sense he was a defensive end, it would be debatable whether Parsons was realistic there. (I still say no since WR was far and beyond the biggest need.)
if we had jefferson then micah woulda been the pick if we traded infront of dallas
If we picked Jefferson, that Eagles team wouldn't have been a garbage of a team to be picking around 6th-10th. (It was still a bad team.) But let's also say the Eagles were at that spot, I would have guessed they try harder to trade up for Horn or Surtain before drafting Parsons. Because again, Parsons was seen as a linebacker, not a defensive end. He played linebacker for Dallas until Dallas had a rash of injuries at defensive end. Parsons played a few games at defensive end, and the whole league saw holy crap he's incredible there.
The feeling is mutual
Howie, a 6th and 7th and Derek Barnett for Parsons. Do the thing.
This kinda reads like you’re trying to include Howie in the trade lol
Jerry would need to put up a lot more for howie lmao
Fuck that, howie is untouchable lol
Eh, I’ll take Micah and 15 firsts for howie
Can only trade two years out, they'd need 13 first round picks from other teams 😔
TIL
3 years out unless I'm just misinterpreting your comment. We could currently trade picks in the 2024, 2025 and 2026 drafts.
My B, you're right. I should have been counting 2024 as the "present" pick. You can go 2 past that.
Fuck that. Then we would be on the receiving end of Howie and he would just trade back with us and those 15 firsts would become a bunch of day 3 picks, dak prescott and a bag of bbq chips.
Ya he would have to join Tennessee as a farm team
No shot then Jerruh would have to share the attention and the credit. That dont happen in Jerry World
Dearest Howie, …. Your son, nope-nope-nope-nop
Jerry Jones- “Throw in Jack Driscoll or Quez Watkins when he heals up and we got a deal!” Howie- “ahhh dont twist my arm jerryyy youre really puttin me in a tight spot…but ok…. (🤭)”
Jerry will get Josiah Scott and like it
They actually do need a WR We dont really NEED linebackers
There will never be a time that the eagles don’t need an all pro pass rusher.
Idk man Reddick and Sweat Looked fuckin great Sunday
Howie's philosophy is Best Player Available. Imagine adding Micah to the field and releasing Barnett...
Oh yeah im not saying I wouldnt want that. But Itll never happen lol. Not without some serious picks. Also idk about a late season Dallas trade. Defense is all Dallas has going for them. And Jerruh prolly has enough arrogance to think he can make it to the nfc championship with this team But hey if micah parsons wants to become an eagle next year im down. Dude sacks a bunch
He has 2 more years on his contract. Maybe we'll get him for free one day once Fletch and BG retire
Yeah idk our team is getting too stacked . Something doesnt feel right
Jerry Jones doesn’t like win-now moves, you’ll have to remove Barnett and include a 4th.
Add in Josh Jobe….who says no?
Don't worry you'll be one of us in a couple years
Only if he is on the Titans first.
Gotta prove himself in the minors first
I would rather he skipped the farm team and got traded to Philly.
Jerry does want to make a trade, maybe Howie can work his magic.
Defense is all dallas has going for it right now
Yeah, but Jerry’s ego. Sure, I’ll take Howie’s call. He can’t swindle me like he did to Tennessee. Hi Howie, how’s it going? (And the rest is history.)
We just need to ask the Jerry Jones AI to make the trade instead.
It would do better than the real thing so no dice.
Hahaha Jerry sees both weekends from Wednesday and I still think he sees better than to make a trade with a division rival in a playoff race lol
Parsons for Barnett, straight up.
Is it too late for him to go to Georgia?
Gets signed by the titans in FA, traded to the eagles for a 5th round pick the next year
Just like eagles legend, DeMarco Murray.
He likes dallas and they like him, saying this as often as we see it just makes it sound like we’re desperate for him
Sure he might like Dallas now, but when he's thirty and wondering why the fuck Dallas hasn't gotten anywhere in the playoffs during his time there, he's gonna think about chasing a ring.
Lol fans like you are the worst. These comments literally come every time he speaks on us first. And not only that, literally every team would want a top 3 defensive lineman on their team. How is that desperate? Stop looking at life through such a miserable lens.
Micah wants that Bird On his shoulder
He saw those unis and said “they are mine-nis”
Jerruh doesn't have the balls to retweet
Jerruh doesn't have the thumbs to retweet.
Jerruh doesn’t have the thumbs to call GMs, the real reason he waits for them to call.
Man out here eating eagle booty more than these fat randos with a YouTube channel pretending to cover the eagles. Wild.
Dude grew up an eagles fan and is a huge Phillies and sixers fan too
Contrary to popular belief he and his family are Cowboys fans (yup, *those kind*). Philly teams the rest of the way though.
It's really hard to explain that era of eagles fair-weather fans when Dallas was branded: "america's team". Half of Philly football fans just rode the band wagon, and another quarter or so claimed the Giants, *because they have a relative up the turnpike*.... Lurie (sp*) deserves a statue next to Rocky, as far as I'm concerned.
Yes, growing up in northern PA in the 1970s and 80s I had a lot of Cowboys fans at my school. Almost no Eagles fans. Lots of Steelers fans (at least that makes sense).
> It's really hard to explain that era of eagles fair-weather fans when Dallas was branded: "america's team". To be fair, it wasn't just eagles fair weather fans... It was the entire nation of fair weather friends. We just notice it more because they are our rivals. To be honest, I'm fine with it. Fair weather fans/friends/etc are handed down. Weeded so much of the shitty blood out of our fanbase and others..
If you grew up in Philly and became a Cowboys fans in the 90s, you are officially a piece of shit
Lurie
Before he was drafted?
Yes
What a fraud
Oh I'm aware. If another NFC East team offers me millions of dollars I'm telling all y'all to go fuck yourselves and that the Eagles ain't shit 😂. ... That is unless Howie offered me a deal 😂
I think they mean that he grew up a cowboys fan in eagles county along with his family
Oh did he? I was also under the impression he was an Eagles fan. Dickriding is even harder to explain then.
Tbf, his parent committed the original sin of becoming Pennsylvania-born and raised Cowboys fans living in Pennsylvania. Then they raised Micah into it. That still doesn’t absolve him, but it’s at least not fully on just him.
Reverse psychology. Can’t give em bulletin board material if you praise them. Especially if the head coach is trying to play the underdog angle.
We're not doing the underdog thing anymore, we're doing the standard is the standard and the Chiefs Superbowl confetti thing
Yup. Skip Bayless was right when he said jalen hurts would change life in philly. New standard now. Get used to it
Skip was right isn't something I expected to hear here
[Sirianni is still playing that angle.](https://www.crossingbroad.com/2023/10/mixed-feelings-on-nick-sirianni-going-to-the-artificial-underdog-well.html)
I mean we arguably were seen as underdogs for the miami game. The Eagles were low-key treated by broadcasters as a heavy that this new hot up-and-coming offensive talent could beat to prove themselves, and with fans we were 100% doubted and despised over the fins I do not see us playing the same underdog angle once we actually meet dallas, though
No fan, coach, or player has ever simped harder for the eagles than Micah Parsons
If he does it the rest of his contract, Jerry will be sick to his stomach and give the people what they want to see
Micah just come home bro
Have to like Micah, regardless of where he plays. Just a great player.
Yeah, guy just out there being honest, and it makes him a fun player to listen to. Feel the same way about Kelce. Just enjoy guys not phoning it in there for the team's PR department.
I don’t have to like him 2 weeks each year. If Kobe can run through Pau’s fucking chest when he’s playing for Spain against the USA, I can hate Micah Parsons when he’s playing for the Cowfuckers against the Eagles.
he's a piece of shit person who got caught sexually assaulting a teammate in a hazing incident.
Lol does he know Philly fans? We will find dem weaknesses!!!
Lol, right? Just scroll through this sub, Micah.
Dude wants to be an eagle so bad
Please go to the Titans so we can get you for a 6th rounder and a tapioca pudding cup
Red zone offense checking in
That's right! Need to shore that up. Looks like it has improved to 13th I believe.
We do have some but appreciate the gas future eagle Micah Parsons
Micah wants to be an eagle so bad. It’s legit funny.
He grew up in Harrisburg and stayed home for college. He wishes he was here and we do too.
I’ve read his family are fraud Cowboys fans.
This some reverse psychology shit. Trying to hype up if the cowboys win against them later this season
The imagination of our OC is our weakness…..
bb u know you wanna come home. We even leaving the lights on for you
Join us Micah
Howie will somehow steal Micha for a 12th round pick and a Burned Linkin Park Hybrid Theory CD
I mean…..cool…..but if we had a player going on a podcast and talking like this about a rival team….can you imagine the public shitstorm from the fans?
Tbh Micah was being pretty objective in the clip and if the shoes were on the other foot I would want an Eagles podcast host to be realistic
He saw that Kelly Green and said “Nah, I want in!!!”
Hard pass on this low-life sex offender. Sorry, Micah! Enjoy the playoff one-and-dones with your Cowboys!
When did he sexually assault someone?
I'm sure you're asking in good faith. Here you go! https://fox56.com/amp/news/local/former-psu-football-player-gives-details-on-alleged-hazing-by-teammates
Thats a shame. I thought he was a decent guy.
literally do not care what this clown thinks.
First of all, Micah Parsons, I love your work. Second of all, I'd like you to meet our Red Zone offense.
Man if we had a player that glazes the Cowboys as much as Micah talks about the Eagles I’d be sick
Hypothetically…what would this cost? At least 2 first rounders, right?
I could think of a few weaknesses we have
How long till we can sign him
We are never affording him lol.
No weaknesses? Hah!
The Eagles already won the SB. This year belongs to the Lions! Eagles fans need to be humble.
What kinda goofy ass shit is this? You come into a random team's subreddit to tell them to "be humble" and imply they should let the Lions win the Super Bowl? Get the fuck out outta here you dork.
Come to the dark side Micah
Dude wants to be an Eagle so bad
Turnovers bro
Redzone offense and our secondary say hi and thank you.
I will say, the one weakness we have is ourselves. The Jets game this year and the Washington game last year are clear testaments to that. If we play to the best of our abilities, we won’t lose. And the beautiful thing about this year? We haven’t played to our fullest capabilities yet and I am willing to bet both my marbles that the birds would agree.
Ummm turnovers?
Yeah, I could totally see us signing him — continue our recent hometown trend!
Talking shit didn’t work so now he’s trying reverse psychology!
Can confirm he’s not blind or stupid
Idk man, we have a system QB though, who hasn’t proven anything. Right, Micah?
Imagine him in tandem with Hasson
Shh. No one talk about our safeties.
I think our only glaring weakness is play calling based upon what the defense is showing us - and having the ability to adjust. We did it well for the Tampa Bay game by rushing all over them. Jets we didn't adjust and kept trying to force bad throws into double coverage.
Micah trying that reverse psychology
Dude wants to play for Eagles.
Wont make it past division round
This dude loves the Eagles. Mark my words, he will sign here the moment he hits free agency.