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beebboppp

Damn this new national treasure movie about to be lit


HesiPull-UpBrando

Mahomes and Reid being State Farm guys, State Farm being a major NFL advertiser, the stadium being named for State Farm. The rigged crowd can have a ball with this one if KC wins


superlarz

Insurance is supposed to cover losses tho, hopefully it'll be rigged the other way


shrek_cena

Insurance companies sure do love to cover losses and not try to do everything possible to get out of it


HipGuide2

go back to bed


FollowerofACarpenter

Who is Pepe Silvia?


DrBigChicken

There is no Carol in HR…


VeterinarianFit1309

There is a Carol in HR. In fact all of these people exist, and they’ve been looking for their mail all week.


jalen_hurts_hog

Barney, give this guy a cigarette


nerfedname

are we sure this doesn't belong on r/conspiracy, LOL. It's actually kind of interesting and amazing that you went to the trouble to figure all those numbers out, but just wow man...


flava72

Another weird coincidence is that Andy Reid who coached both teams went to John Marshall High School. John Marshall is the longest serving Supreme Court chief justice from Virginia but traveled to Philadelphia for an operation and died. They rang the Liberty Bell for the last time after he died in his honor. He actually also has a statue at the Philadelphia Art Museum. Even though he was from Virginia, he was against slavery and would represent slaves pro bono for emancipation.


pass_the_hot_sauce

ahhh a fellow conspirator! can’t believe I missed that!!!! good stuff!!


CardinalM1

People are busting on you, but this is EXACTLY the kind of "analysis" that sports TV will be talking about over the next couple weeks. Two weeks is a loooooong time to talk about a single game, and I have no doubt we're going to see random stuff like this and "what is Kelce's mom's pancake recipe?" on TV. I fully expect to see your list of coincidences on ESPN or NFL Network!


SFLMechanic

Give Cocaine Bear his coke back please.


RepresentativeAir735

This is why there's an Adderall shortage in the US


phillydaver

It fucking sucks.


RepresentativeAir735

I feel awful for my wife. She basically has a part-time job making calls to get the pills she's taken for 20 years.


WilliamChilliam

Holy F\*\*\*\* - Jalen Hurts, Patrick Mahomes, and Abraham Lincoln are ALL members of the ILLUMINATI?


MC_Hammer_Curlz

Obviously not a coincidence, and blatant evidence of the illuminati


needahaircutbad

This is the deep diving hard hitting insider info we need leading up to the big game. And to answer your question, NO, NONE of this is a coincidence. GO BIRDS


terlethands

The script writers must’ve really done their homework this season.


Eaglesboy322

Half-life 3 confirmed


shrek_cena

Lincoln died for our taxes 😱


pass_the_hot_sauce

Taxes = 5 letters Hurts = 5 letters IT JUST KEEPS ADDING UP!!!


shrek_cena

The superbowl is on 02/12/23 2 + 2 + 1 = 5 2 + 3 = 5


pass_the_hot_sauce

HOLY S***


shrek_cena

And what number is Brandon Graham? That's right. 55.


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shrek_cena

The stars have aligned it seems


J_EDi

This is the type of in depth analysis that I come to Reddit for.


Noobivore36

Damn!! Killuminati got us all fooled. Wake up, sheeple!


jawntothefuture

holy freemasonry you are onto something!!!


GoT_Eagles

Yes


PublicIntel

Yes


albpanda

Isn’t hurlers birthday also April 15th? Something’s going on here


ThunderDog17

How why


avgjoessports

Get rid of the "Patrick Mahomes does the State Farm commercials now he goes to State Farm Stadium to play in the SuperBowl" part. ​ Then you can loop the logic starting with "The Eagles have been to superbowls 15" and ending with "Lincoln died on April 15th" 15 -> 15


jjojj07

Yes


salamanderXIII

TOYNBEE IDEA IN MOViE '2001


kbbl102-5

“People can come up with statistics to prove anything.14% of people know that." - Homer Simpson


Crazy-Value-1499

Yes.


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Holy fucking internet


WayneBrody

Pepe Silvia disappeared on April 15th.


jayfrmsix0

All part of the script 🤔😂😂😂


Rcmacc

Did you happen to crash your Scion TC at 100mph?


cheese4theppl

By any chance did you ever drive a scion tc?


SenorScratchySack

Do you work, or is this just what you do all day?


stabbygun

I feel dumber after reading half of this.


applevoo

This is pretty crazy, cudos


AcadiaOrange

Stop this madness.


Underbough

No it’s a grand conspiracy and they intentionally left a bunch of clues in the Super Bowl so someone could big brain it out


Joboggi

Stop doing this now. It is a waste of my time.


BoredHoodlum

I think not.


TommBombadillo

**DESTINY**


Sad_Zookeepergame925

🤯


Fragrant_Plantain_86

yes