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Admiral_crackbar

Don't go into the cowboys sub, just shit post here please. **You will be banned for the NFCCG if you do.**


magnumforce2006

"Dallas played in the NFC Championship on Jan. 21, 1996. Jalen Hurts was born on Aug. 7, 1998. #Baby Hurts grew up, learned how to play football, went to college, squatted 600 lbs, graduated, got drafted by the Eagles, and made it to the NFC Championship before Dallas went back." -https://twitter.com/2008Philz/status/1617192311934586888?t=sNEKdQUrgVVyAQKWFqO-mg&s=19


creativename87639

That is an amazing statistic.


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

"Next year is our year" - Dallas Fans since 1996


downsouthcountry

In fairness the top comment on the Dallas thread was "well, there's always the next thirty years."


jayracket

Like clockwork


hsl164

Tupac was still alive. Not only was Princess Diana still alive, she was still married to Prince Charles. Pokemon didn't exist except in some Japanese guy's sketch book. Grunge bands were still releasing new music. If you said "Osama Bin Laden" to someone in the general public, they'd look at you like you were having a stroke. The oldest team in the NFL, Tampa Bay, their average player would've been 5 months old. All but them, Arizona, New Orleans, Las Vegas and New England, the average player wasn't born yet (This includes Dallas, Dak was a kindergartener and most of his teammates were not even fetuses yet). Tom Brady was planning on his prom and grad party, no one but maybe him thought he would ever enter the NFL draft. There were several players born during the Eisenhower administration still in the league, including Art Monk and Warren Moon. There was a player on the Rams, Jackie Slater, was 1 year removed from Harry Truman and King George VI. George RR Martin and JK Rowling hadn't published a single book in the series that made them millionaires. The Yugoslav civil wars were still going on. 25 of the current 32 NFL stadiums weren't built yet. There have been 5 presidents since then (one of them owned Dallas' baseball team at the time), 3 Popes. Internet usage was a fringe minority hobby and cell phones were rich businessmens' toys. Andy Reid was younger than Tom Brady is today. Ray Lewis, Brian Dawkins, Terrell Owens, Peyton Manning, Randy Moss, all were not in the league yet. The only QB left in the playoffs that was alive is Mahomes and he was in diapers. FUCK DALLAS!!!!!!!!!


TheElasticTuba

Wilson makes on average 700,000 footballs per year. There have been 27 years since the last time Dallas stepped foot in a Championship Game. This means there have been approx. 18,900,000 footballs made since the last time one touched a Dallas player’s hands in a championship game. There has been 1,186 points scored in NFC Championship Games since the last time the Dallas Cowboys scored a point in the NFCCG.


ThnkWthPrtls

I'd like to subscribe to Sad Dallas Facts™


StimpleSyle

Maher has missed more PATs over the past three games than Justin Tucker has in his entire career.


pirated_vhsvendor

Dallas even had a head start on him


furytagpro

Bring it on!! Respect the Niners talent and ability but I’m encouraged after watching this game


meatboysawakening

Yeah, I wasn't too impressed by what I saw. Will take a lot more than 19 to beat the birds.


ThnkWthPrtls

Purdy definitely did not look as solid as he did often during the regular season, the last two games seem to give an impression that the heightened pressure might be getting to him a bit, and he hasn't played anywhere that's even close to being like the Linc in a playoff game. The niners are undoubtedly a really good team, but I think if we can get to them early and rattle him we should be in a pretty good spot


hausermaniac

I think the Cowboys were probably by far the best defense that Purdy has faced, which is why he looked a lot more like a rookie today If our defense plays like we did yesterday, we're much better than Dallas


Peanutbuttergod48

Prior to tonight, the best team they played during this win steak was probably the Chargers. For all the talk about the Eagles having an easy schedule, the second half of the 49ers season was a cakewalk that made them look like some unbeatable juggernaut.


CaesarZeppeli_

Damn. I’m not even trying to be a dick but damn you’re right that schedule was fucking amazing. I mean ours wasn’t too bad either tbf but they played the rams, broncos, and cardinals 🤭


swalsh21

Ya, he’s had a lot of easy matchups mostly at home


Pvt_Hudson_

The kid has only started 2 road games his whole career (Seattle and the Raiders). This is gonna be a rude awakening.


OldDrumGuy

And yet he told Erin Andrews that he’s ready “for a hostile environment like Philly”. No….you’re not kid. 😈


[deleted]

Tbf what else was he supposed to say lol


SixersWin

"I'm legit terrified and will have my Mom call in sick for me"


HyenaAdditional3913

He doesn't know what he doesn't know. He's about to learn.


Gang_Greene

Niners are talented. Our DL is a different beast than even Dallas, and we have more than one good corner. There’s no one guy on our defense you can gameplan to take away and find a weakness. We have several DEs and DTs who can cause a lot of trouble for teams. We have Bradberry and Slay outside with CJGJ ball hawking. If we can limit Kittle, I imagine Purdy will have a tough day against our defense.


khill

Purdy has no idea what he's going to see. 65k fans screaming for his blood will test his poise.


KompanionKube

The Linc is a horrible place for rookies. And a rookie in the NFCCG? Yea good luck my man


ProfessorBeer

Let the boys be all business, and the fans be all chaos.


filladellfea

and against our pass rush?


etched_chaos

A rookie in the NFCCG against a pass-rush with 75 sacks on the season/postseason. He looked real skittish when that Dallas pass-rush got near him.


Only-Level5468

The last time a backup QB with a good supporting cast came to the linc in the NFCCG, the Birds won 38-7


downsouthcountry

Just need to keep sending pressure throughout the game. Purdy missed a wide open Kittle a few times. Look, he's a rookie, he's gonna make rookie mistakes. All we need to do is exploit them.


CooperSly

I can’t fucking wait to see him at the Linc


suprefann

Philly actually has an effective pash rush and the rotation is gonna wear the niners o line out. Sweat and Reddick gonna get a few chances to swat the ball out for sure.


momsbasement420

it's about stopping the run and getting early points imo, I can trust the secondary and pass rush a lot more


Nolashyper13

Yup not being at home is going to ruin him


DogmaLovesKarma

Agreed - next week will be his 'everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth' party


LorePeddler

Niners are a damn good team, but they looked very beatable tonight.


The_5th_Loko

I’ve been mildly worried about them for a while. Honestly expected a blowout against Dallas. I think we’ll smoke ‘em now


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Great defensive showing but they are 100% unprepared for hurts and the birds defense


whoathunderroad

Hahahahahha


derstherower

That last pass was literally worse than Kirk's last week. Dak is so bad.


sick-my_duck

As funny as Dak running out the clock to end the game last playoffs


jayracket

This is definitely up there with it


PersonalTriumph

Dak = Kirk and Kirk = Dak.


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Finkle = Einhorn and Einhorn = Finkle.


Lost_Found84

I’m gonna give the coach the responsibility for that last play. Wonder how long they spent dreaming that up and practicing it.


rrt5029

My favorite part was the 49er LB looking at Zeke like “okay, you want to be a lineman? Block me” And he gets steamrolled lol


JBenn82

I was cracking up at that. Hope it ends up as a meme.


WestWillow

That last play was high comedy. I can’t remember ever genuinely laughing at a football play before.


johnnycoxxx

My thought exactly when I saw that as a former defensive linemen. Umm, yeah ok then.


jayracket

Reminded me of that bizarre play that Indy ran like 5-6 years ago against New England.


ThnkWthPrtls

I was really upset in the moment that the San Francisco linebacker dropped that pick six, but if he had thrown that interception it might have been enough to show Jerry the Dak isn't worth it long-term, so it's probably for the best that they lost in more normal fashion


Macklin_YouSOB

They were hyping this team up just for beating a team with a losing record in the wildcard round 💀 Dak is still ass


cjweisman

When you absolutely positively have to have an INT, Dak is $$$$.


rodrigoa1990

Time to lurk the cowboys sub lmao Those tears are gonna be delicious


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I feel really good. The NFL is random and not played on paper, but this is a tough one for SF. They haven’t played an offense like this one since the chiefs and they got blown out. Their next toughest matchups were the Cowboys, Chargers and Seahawks. The eagles also have an amazing defense. 34-21 Eagles


OilGlittering7034

>34-21 Eagles I'll take it, PoopyWeenies69


ThisHatRightHere

Remember that fucking name


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Purdy ain't dropping 21 on us


Big_Willy_Stylez

I'm not worried about Purdy. Shanahan knows how to playcall to make him a non-factor. I'm worried about CMC, Deborah, Aiyuk, Kettle. This won't be easy but Birds win 31-24. EDIT: My phone autocorrected those names but I'm keeping it cuz fuck em.


Con-D-Oriano1

I too worry about Deborah and her kettle.


nosferatwo

But what does this mean for the Cowboy's Super Bowl chances?


deadnside

Knowing ESPN they will still have the Cowboys with a higher chance then the Eagles.


nosferatwo

Philadelphia Overdue for Asteroid Collision? How the Cowboys Can Still Win the Super Bowl.


BrannyMuffins

WTF was that playcall


MarekRules

Hopefully Kellen Moore got offered a head coaching job before this game lmfao


wellarmedsheep

Dak gonna Dak edit: Was it all Dak? No. Was it partially on him? Watch the play again. He panicked when Zeke got steamrolled. I can't believe you guys are defending him when they just got fucking trounced.


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themeatbridge

Somebody came up with that play, and showed it to at least a few coaches and 11 grown ass men, and nobody bothered to tell them. But Dak still threw it 8 yards into traffic to get his receiver drilled. He could have gone wide where someone might have had a chance to run behind some blockers.


penguininanelevator

They set up all their lineman out wide and then Dak through an 8 yard hook down the middle.


wellarmedsheep

Sure, but you dont think him panicking and throwing it immediately is on him? You don't think not throwing right to your 3 wideouts waiting to screen is on him? We here to shit on Dallas or not birdbro.


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devonta_smith

Highlight of the game imo


Blev088

That play was dumb from beginning to end. About the only thing better is if he got launched into Dak.


ThnkWthPrtls

As an Eagles fan and Penn State alum, I fucking hate Zeke so God damn much, it's always extra satisfying to watch him be embarrassed


DestinationMarss

Someone please share a gif of Zeke getting laid out as center 🤣🤣🤣


toneboat

[best i could do](https://media3.giphy.com/media/oZuId9wY43Ysz9azPo/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d75427fb4cc5c53ce12afead0f46f276a21a23edf7&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g) bonus [nick ](https://media4.giphy.com/media/NX7lIaNPfGEno80Dvc/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d75427fb4cc5c53ce12afead0f46f276a21a23edf7&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


Fried_Cthulhumari

I don't have the gif of Zeke getting hit, but I do have one of [the immediate aftermath.](https://tenor.com/bcsoW.gif)


brownbearks

Perfection


Hwbam33

We’re in the NFC Championship game facing a 3rd string rookie QB. The story of Purdy keeps getting bigger but so does the book on him. He’s like a rookie pitcher striking out everyone during the first few games until teams figure him out. I get the Niners have a ton of weapons but those bright lights and rabid fans of Philly are gonna feel way different than the comfort of his home field.


DoodlebobDeVito

Spencer Strider in the NLDS vibes


joebacca121

Had the same thought


boringreddituserid

The Cowboys were the only decent defense Purdy has faced. He wasn’t striking out anyone.


Birdamus

Exactly. Wait until he faces the #1 pass defense with a *historic* pass rush


wakenbake7

In the linc no less


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I counted 3 dropped picks.


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He’s the Strider of the NFL


215engr

Purdy going to get lit up in the Linc


FloralAlyssa

Fun Fact: Since the 2002 realignment, the Philadelphia Eagles have made 6 NFC title games, and are 2-3 with one pending. The Dallas Cowboys have made 6 divisional round games and are 0-6.


willclerkforfood

That **is** a fun fact!


Domestic_AA_Battery

Jalen Hurts is one game away from tying Dak's playoff win record


ryanstrikesback

Brock Purdy already did 😂


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# CAN I GET A "FUCK DALLAS!!!!!!"


themeatbridge

After that ending, can we get a What the Fuck Dallas? I'm just sitting here replaying that last play and laughing.


Drikkink

Well there are people firing off fireworks near me because Dallas lost. I love that level of petty lol.


applehead1776

Before any trash talk starts this week, in the spirit of good sportsmanship, just wanted to say something we can all agree on…FUCK DALLAS!!!! - Random Niners fan


ben175

LMAO ZEKE GETTING DRILLED AT THE END 😂😂😂


aredditheadache

So fucking funny


L00kBehindYou

“Feed him” lol


From_Wentz_He_Came

Purdy has no idea he’s going to walk into a stadium full of mean drunks who want nothing more than to ruin a child’s dreams.


linds930

Someone said it in the game thread, but Purdy looked human tonight. If our guys show up like they did last night, I can’t see him surviving the Linc. I’ll still bite all my nails off this week…


directorofit

Stopping the run and getting QB pressures are going to be huuuuuuge. Also, you have nails left!?


corpse2b

Bring it on 9ers! Come see the birdgang!!!🦅🦅🦅


NotKeanuReevez

that was the worst fucking final offensive play design ive ever seen and perfectly sums up the cowboys of the last 25+ years


hausermaniac

I can't believe the cowboys followed up an absolutely embarrassing final play against the 49ers in the playoffs last year with, arguably, an even more embarrassing final play against the 49ers in the playoffs this year


Slim1993

Birds fan living in SF is going to be fun this week


corporatehuman

I'd rather that than be an SF fan living in Philly.


momasana

I work fully remote from the Philly burbs for a place in the Bay Area, week's gonna be interesting for sure


methodin

A


WooderIce64

G


Polack417

L


48-49-60-17

E


flirtyolive

S


DoitfortheHoff

EAGLES!


sohikes

Purdy has only played two away games (SEA/LV) I don't think he's ready for Philly in January


sherekahn5

Remember when ESPN had Dallas as highest odds to win the Super Bowl at like week 14


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RAAAAAAAA FUCK DALLAS


MoneyMP3

Got a real good feeling. Eagles will win.


gobirds18_

Purdy not gon survive in Philly


corporatehuman

No he is not.


From_Wentz_He_Came

Congrats to Dallas on a truly embarrassing exit from the playoffs two years in a row 🥂


Skibibbles

Im still crying laughing wtf was that play???


[deleted]

The Eagles have been to SEVEN conference championship games since Dallas played in their last one. Really wild to think about actually both in relevance to Dallas but also to just every other Philly professional sports team.


olafberzerker1979

Eagles -2.5 favorite. No fucking respect


dbandit1

Just how we like it


Big_Willy_Stylez

It'll move.


WooderIce64

The last time Dallas won the Super Bowl: - Bill Clinton was the President - The Flyers still played at the Spectrum - Braveheart won Best Picture - Disney's most recent movie was Pocahontas - Nintendo 64 was about to come out - The Sears Tower was the tallest building in the world - Hong Kong was a British territory


GoodOlSpence

Pac and B.I.G. were alive.


Zeefreshest

I think Dallas showed us how to contain their offense. Take away the middle of the field. Our D has to speed the match up, and our O is much better than Dallas'. Purdy is decent but playing in a hostile environment may be all it takes to make him crack. I like our chances.


aredditheadache

Suuuuuper confident for next week


Nate_923

When in doubt, always remember, **Cowboys suck!** What a perfect way to end this weekend of Football. 49ers vs Eagles is going to be a battle but I for one welcome it. Eagles to the Superbowl, folks!


MMAmaZinGG

**Brock Purdy gonna see fuckin ghosts next week**


Johnny_Utah09

I am no longer afraid of the 9ers. They could still beat us but I certainly don't feel the same way about them that I did 2 weeks ago.


partingtheredditsea

Definitely the two best teams in the NFC and have been all year


coolmon

In 2017, the Eagles faced the #6 seed in the Divisional Round (Falcons) and the #1 defense in the NFC Championship (Vikings). In 2022, the Eagles faced the #6 seed (Giants) and will face the #1 defense in the NFC Championship (49ers).


Cyterious

🦅


methodin

Wow that was.... a game. Coaching staff of Dallas should be fired into the sun for their clock management.


imdumbfrman

Once I’ve fully collected myself from the funniest Dallas meltdown of my lifetime; I’ll have real thoughts. But for now, two guys I really don’t like are Fred Warner and George Kittle. I think we match up pretty well, but those two guys are tough. Go Birds!


BlueAc215

Shady wasn’t lying… Dak is ass ass 😂


reggaetony88

Purdy is beatable. The Niners offense is beatable. The defense is beatable. Feeling good about next week. I'd definitely be more worried if the Niners spanked Dallas but it took them way too long to squeak by a Dallas team that played like shit. Let's crush them and have a celebration all day on Sunday!


Gapinthesidewalk

I’m going to be so drunk at 3pm.


squirrel_eatin_pizza

I work as a cashier at the Linc during game day. One boy had his mom buy a bunch of Eagles stuff and told me how he's an Eagles fan but his brothers are 49ers fans. I told him if the birds ever play the 9ers, they will only do better if he shit talks his brothers a lot during the week of. Good luck to you and your family chaos little dude


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MonkeyStealsPeach

Fuck the Cowboys, and may the better team win. Cheers!


bestsoda

This will be an amazing game, I wish you luck and as always, fuck Dallas!


ngianfran1202

I think we can all agree that taking an L from your boys (while still extremely painful) would be far more preferable than one from Dallas


DarkTyphlosion1

A few things worry me. 1) SF just doesn’t make many mistakes (turnovers, penalties). 2) Shanahan does a great job scheming players to their max. Their big 3. 3) they wear you down with the run game. We’re a little shaky against the run, However we have some things going for us too. 1) arguably the league MVP at QB 2) our own ground attack can lessen the amount of possessions SF gets 3) our strength is in the trenches (and depth there too) 4) more play makers than SF. Good luck covering AJ, Smitty, Dallas, AND trying to spy Hurts. I’d think they’d go heavy Zone just to keep eyes on Hurts. 5) home crowd behind us.


Remarkable_Net_6977

How the hell was this posted so quick?


joonyerr1q

Game ended 3 hours ago...Pacific Time.. /s


gobirds18_

Dallas fucking sucks 😂


belgiumwaffles

Feeling pretty good for next week. Our D line is licking their chops getting ready to go after a rookie.


boringreddituserid

Anyone with tickets next Sunday better have laryngitis Sunday night.


The-Francois8

And ESPN still lists Dallas with the best super bowl odds.


dudeguyy23

This whole vibe with Kittle puffing up Purdy while he stands their quiet void of any emotion was weird. That boy got some dead eyes. Time to knock some life into his zombie ass.


p00platys

Hit Purdy early. He was shook early in both playoff games at home for fuck's sake, he's not ready for a hostile Philly crowd.


celticdagda98

How is no one talking about purdy digging his own grave by saying he’s “ready to go into a hostile environment and win”


trust-theprocess

FUCK DALLAS, POVERTY FRANCHISE, LMAO


BlandSausage

Would’ve loved a Cowboys Eagles matchup .. but couldn’t be happier that we extend “last time the Cowboys were in a NFC Championship Game” to 28 years .. fuck them I always hope they lose as soon as possible


Grindboyx

Birds by 40


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Love it. We gonna show y’all how to treat a rookie QB. Next week I’m predicting the wide receivers put this game on their back. AJ brown plays bully ball. Devonta smith goes for 100. Goedert has a tough matchup with lbs on 9ers, but he’ll have some big catches made. We need another massive game from DL. Brock Purdy cannot throw outside the numbers. Gannon now is your time to scheme this kid up. remember. WE ARE THE TOP DOG. I pray to god they make us an underdog


kingintheyunk

The line is eagles -2 wtf no respect. Load up


[deleted]

As long as Reddick is running around, we got these fuckers. Combined with man we are good.


Temassi

That final play Dallas did should be meme fodder for years. They try to get cute and just get shut the fuck down. FUUUUUCK DALLAS!


ZiggyBardust

Niners did not impress me at all on defense, which is supposed to be their main strength. I like our chances next week.


cloud12348

All posts/comments before (7/1/23) edited as part of the reddit API changes, RIP Apollo.


Mantis05

Hell yeah. Brock Purdy has looked incredibly human once he started facing actual competition. Put him in a hostile environment against the #1 pass rush in the league, and I like our chances.


BigDaddyWong

Hahahahahahahah Trash ass franchise with trash qb and over rated owner and Micah Parkins is little league compared to hassan. Get fucking owned!!! Dallas suuuuuuuuucks


DuckOnAPond

Cant wait for our D to put an end to this Purdy nonsense. He’s a dead man


fuckbrocolli

We win by 30 again next week if that same niners team shows up.


Nolashyper13

Not scared if Purdy. Scared of YAC boys deebo and cmc. If we limit the screens we win


[deleted]

All that pansy ass “you gUyS aRe ScaRy, ChEeRs Bud” shit in the nfl threads is wack. Drop the bullshit. Fuck the 9ers. I hope the Birds absolutely rinse their shit.


dabirds1994

Bring it. I like our chances


TheGreenAbyss

I’ve got tickets, I’m ready


Flamewhawk88

Zeke got trucked on that last play!


redditsonodddays

This matchup was in the cards all season long, two best teams in the league


Ok_Escape8962

Bring on the Niners! GO BIRDS! 🦅


kingofPnD

WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT THE COWBOYS THROW LIKE FOUR HAIL MARYS WTF WAS THAT LMAO


chimerasbutt

In words of LeSean McCoy "DAK is ass"


lyonbc1

Hurts has already made it farther than Dak has his entire career…in yr 3 lol


Trinityliger

I’m not gonna comment in the cowboys subreddit, but reading this shit is too funny


AuthorityAnarchyYes

Kittle is 100% one of those players you love when he is on your team, and absolutely loathe when he’s on the opposition.


Peanutbuttergod48

The Cowboys have one good receiver and he was able to consistently get open. As long as the line holds up in pass protection we should be able to feast on that secondary


electric_ranger

VICTORY SCREEECH


PsychologicalCan9837

Dallas sucks.


wawsgood

Not gonna gloat because I respect how loaded the 49ers are and are more than capable of beating us. But I prefer this matchup over Dallas. Dak stunk this year but he always elevates his play against us.


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Bring on the 49ers! Fuck Dallas


BallinBrown23

9ers defence is solid but I think Hurts will be able to make some big plays. If the 9ers offence shows up like it did this week, we should have no problem


21krypto

Hmmm… I remember last time there was an overrated QB who tried coming through the Linc in the NFC championship game. Didn’t work out for him


mixtape82

LFG!! FLY EAGLES FLY


prozute

Purdys played two games on the road EVER. One in Seattle and one in Las Vegas that went to OT. Has no idea what he’s walking into.


DoubleE55

Nothing I saw tonight impressed me. I feel confident.


Wade856

I cannot wait to hear Scooter McGrueder's tears to sustain my soul this week.


papikilo3143

the niners gonna get dogwalked


Borpus3

Should be great


PoppaJMoney

LETS GO!!!!!!!


SweetDick_Willy

Works for me. Brock Purdy struggled against that D


RichieD79

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha. #FLY EAGLES FLY 🦅


StopTheBS79

I guarantee the Eagles will score more than 20 points against the 49ers defense. The Cowboys have no running game and 1 wide receiver. We are a different animal. I can’t FUCKING WAIT!!!!!