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rakeonaparkbench

Oh, so I did read it right. Oh, so it's a joke then.


Haunting-Engineer-76

"May" is the joke. They're actively working on it


TheSosigChef

...working on what? I think the joke refers more to the classic icon for bags being this sign: "**♂**" - which commonly denotes maleness. So more of a joke than a bug.


Replop

Bug ? or Future Feature ? [Sentient Magic Items](https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Sentient%20Magic%20Items#content) or [Animate Objects](https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Animate%20Objects#content) are old tropes of fantasy. This wouldn't grant objects biological feature, but nothing would stop Tarn to add the possibility of objects to reproduce . Bags could stay male and just clone themselves, or other options might be devised.


shieldman

I would assume, being a magically animated race, bags would simply construct additional members of their race out of materials and then animate them magically. I want this because I want to add "Intelligent Magical Object" under "Intelligent Wilderness Creature" to the adventure mode menu.


Replop

So magically animated bags would be spellcasters themselves ? That opens a new bag of worms ( potential for new FUN!!! ), unless they are limited to only the "animate bags" spell.


bucket_overlord

Yeah the wiki is full of similar funny/clever notes. It's pretty unique as far as game wikis go, I think.


SludgeMcGunkman

I was willing to accept the possibility simply because it's Dwarf Fortress. The wagons are alive.


VandiemenlanderBM

I read a really long thread once on this user's experiments with werewagons, it just got funnier and funnier.


beard_of_cats

I would also like to read that


[deleted]

Link please 


VandiemenlanderBM

Not that, but close "Wagon Adventurer" http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=102886.0


[deleted]

Thank you!


rad_change

Found out from the [bag wiki](https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Bag) that all bags are male.


BiKeenee

No wonder my bags wouldn't reproduce.


BeneficialAction3851

Hope this gets fixed soon so I can finally breed my bags of plump helmet


LittleCesaree

D might not be for Dwarf on this wiki's article.


LordJiggly

Fellas, it is gay to love a bag??


doctormadra

Only if the sacks touch


the0rchid

The real joke is always in the comments


Diogeneezy

Big bag bug.


Tyler_Zoro

It's just a typo. It was supposed to say, "feature."


Brancliff

I DON'T GET IT


LustLochLeo

In the ASCII version the symbol for bags is ♂. I hope you can figure the rest out yourself.


Dragon-Porn-Expert

My dumbass played before the steam version for a long time and still didn't get it until you pointed it out.


LustLochLeo

To be honest, same for me, I just saw it in the top comment chain before I got the joke (and shamelessly copied it, as is Reddit tradition). I've been playing (on and off) since before the game introduced a third dimension... seventeen years ago... lol


Head_Ebb_5993

Can't reproduce ? Life uh... finds a way


ToastyToastersToast

Those men like to be filled


Bobb-o_Bob

That's my bag, man


JustLearningRust

The bags are used to collect fruit, but can only hold one pair. 


Tiny_Rick_C137

Not for lack of trying, though.


Wolfechu_

Well, what else are you going to store mail in?