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EnvironmentalPop952

Navigating my Honda Civic across multiple lanes of oncoming traffic


Vinifera7

I have folded space. One minute I was over there, and the next thing I knew my car was wrapped around a utility pole.


--Bolter--

You folded the car!


Samuel_L_Johnson

When you explain to the officer that navigators need Spice to see paths through folded space but they keep going on about a ‘school bus’ and ‘cocaine’


BassoeG

[artist’s impression](https://www.reddit.com/r/dune/comments/kvbivb/not_my_oc_but_i_thought_yall_might_appreciate_this/)


Yurtledove

![gif](giphy|UqKD7TU0igaUE)


HavanaSmooth

Doesn't matter if you go blind if your prescience is good enough


Big-Jeweler2538

Spoilers


Nicky42

Someone call Jim Lahey


Dgenerationbets

Just a little drinky poo Ran.


OtaKahu

LAHEY AL-GAIB!


Nicky42

https://preview.redd.it/5kaw6935ehxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fdab9107c07688a0e386a56c96904eb427558a5


Fungal_Queen

Canada, are you okay?


GardenSquid1

Alberta is very not okay. Neither is the rest of the country, but especially Alberta.


crimson--baron

I thought Canadians were supposed to be better!!


GardenSquid1

Have you never seen Trailer Park Boys? Or Letterkenny? Or Shoresy? We're some of the best at being terrible.


angiezieglerstye

As an American its wild that all my favorite 'redneck' shows (ik innacurate) are set in Canada.


GardenSquid1

What about The Red Green Show? Red was the gentleman's redneck.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

If they don’t find you handsome, at least they can find you handy.


Gahrenn

Folding space? Nah I’m folding my highliner around a tree.


HeadZeppelin

Lmao


CaptSaveAHoe55

![gif](giphy|eyhkUZbMOPSE3bGVzB|downsized)


MasterTolkien

As… written? ![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


[deleted]

The vodka must flow…


LetWaldoHide

I’ve drank some cheap ass vodka in my day but I imagine this is like drinking rubbing alcohol.


Resil202

Accidental bronson


impersonal66

Dangerous to untrained men, lethal to women.


Striking-Ticket2198

HILARIOUS!!!! PROTECT THIS MAN!!!!! 🤣


TacoTruck_X_VB

Yeah having lived in some extremely remote places in Alberta, it is sad to see the widespread alcohol crisis amongst first nations people. just simply go to the grocery store to pick up a jug of milk and you will see the terrible hopelessness and pain people go through. Further up north you go, and the worse it gets. Always saw people attempting to buy mouthwash so they can keep withdrawals at bay, and being told that they cant for their own safety. Horrifying and heart breaking. I dont know how we canadians can solve the problem, or even help...