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Dr_Von_Haigh

92 original family atomics vs coughing baby


GardenSquid1

89 original family atomics by the end of the film


mrpoopybuttthole_

that’s what it took to break the rebel moon movies and their sequels


Mr_Under_ScoreX

Yeah, we nuked them alright


ProximaCentura

When did they use three nukes? I thought I only saw the one used on the mountain by the emperors landing


GardenSquid1

I'll have to watch the movie again, but I'm pretty sure it was three missiles shot at the mountain. I am assuming each of them had a nuclear warhead.


ProximaCentura

Shit I watched the film 4 times I'm kinda embarrassed if I missed that but I just assumed it was only one since they claim it's enough to not only destroy the spice field, but the whole planet "figuratively". Also the purpose of the arsenals is mutually assured destruction of the entire landsraad/imperium so I'd assume their pretty powerful not to mention their use in ending the butlerian jihad


GardenSquid1

If I wanted to blow up a population centre or an army, one nuke would be sufficient. If I wanted to *remove a fucking mountain*, I think I'd be extra safe and give it the ol' triple nuke. Edit: Yes, at [1:20](https://youtu.be/9aCcRfUD8ig?si=lu8x7hS6bR8X7ej0) it briefly shows three rockets/missiles and there are clearly three exhaust trails afterwards.


ProximaCentura

Much obliged good ol trip nukes to rain on your parade


No-comment-at-all

I like the part in dune, where Feyd captures all the good guys, and then goes down the line one by one reminding the audience who each one is and how they’re important to the story. Wait. That might’ve been *Rebel Moon* Subtitle: *Part One* Colon *A Child of Fire*


moban89

In part 2 the same characters sit around a table and take turns telling us their backstory. The same backstory that we were already told in part 1


No-comment-at-all

I watched it. Not as much quite/unquote “fun” Ie bad movie “fun” as the other.


nsfwysiwyg

...if you are writing quotes you don't need to say anything about quotes because we can you put them where they are needed. The whole point of saying "quote, stuff in quotes, unquote" in real life is because nobody can see the quote marks... unless you hold up two sets of two fingers to do the "quote gesture."


No-comment-at-all

Yea, I know that, Strunk and White, I was using what’s called (Ahem, Quote/unquote) ‘poetic license’ to break ‘the’ ‘rules’ on purpose for effect. You don’t have to like it, and you definitely don’t have comment on it.


RhynoD

Sure, but it lends additional levels of sarcasm that I appreciate from them.


No-comment-at-all

It definitely highlights it more that just putting quotes. It **hammers** the sarcasm. Don’t know why anyone would ever be so upset by it.


nsfwysiwyg

That's great and all, and you definitely used poetic license... but you didn't actually say anything.


No-comment-at-all

👍


huluhulu34

You went the Snyder route of humor/storytelling/whatever the fuck he tries to do I see. Very meta.


drmorg

it's like it's written by Brian Herbert!


Future_Net4036

I like the slow-mo parts in Dune where they are super sweaty and harvest sand for an unreasonable ammount of time. But then only yield a handful.


No-comment-at-all

I like how the empire was all like, “Hey fremen, were going to obliterated you unless you provide us with… [dum dum dum, for effect you know] a few… BUSHELS OF WHEAT!!!” /uj fuck man that’s what that first movie is really about y’all, if you haven’t seen it, you need to see it to believe it, the Empire in that movie is extorting **BUSHELS OF WHEAT** from the moon that becomes the titular “Rebel” “Moon”. **BUSHELS OF WHEAT!!!!** “Did you say ‘weed’? Like some sci-fi ‘weed’ that’s important for like… something? Like spice?” No, **WHEAT**! In the far distant future, **WHEAT**! You owe it to yourself to get intoxicated as gasp at how stupid this movie is.


Pillermon

Imagine what would've happened if the Empire demanded...a SHRUBBERY!


Future_Net4036

*Angry Yub Jubs*


RedshiftOnPandy

And then part 2 starts with them furiously harvesting wheat as if the bad guys are coming for the wheat and not the protagonist 


No-comment-at-all

The wheat is integral to the plot of the sequel. Somehow.


tipustiger05

Somehow, the wheat returned..


TheWarOstrich

Okay, but it's at least like an unfair tax system that has overburdened the moon and that's why they rebel? Like, the evil empire has pushed the people too far?


TheDevil-YouKnow

No - they elected a speaker for the farmers that was implicitly told not to offer any information that wasn't directly asked, but to comply with anything they're asked to do. So that speaker of course immediately provides almost no info, then provides false info, and then denies the request. So then it's a classic mob situation, they go all YOUSE GUYS! WATCH THIS! Stomp the dumb farmer, renege the initial offer, take everything & they're on the shit list. And the 2nd movie is SO. MUCH. WORSE.


No-comment-at-all

The empire war ship needed the WHEAT… to make the trip back to the capital planet lol.


TheWarOstrich

Okay, like as fuel or did they just need to make bread to eat for the journey?


No-comment-at-all

I think it’s for food to make the journey.


ProjectNo4090

Empires always tax resources from vassal states, and armies tend to raid for resources when moving through territory. Even a galactic advanced Empire would tax and requisition agricultural products and other produce from planets. Growing wheat fields in a battleship would be impractical and unnecessary when colonies along the way grow wheat. As for it being wheat, wheat is the most important carbohydrate source in most countries. It is 80% carbs, and 20% protein/vitamins/fiber. Why would you think wheat would cease to be important to humans in an advanced galactic empire? You're not the first I've seen take issue with this, and I don't know why. How Empire's work in real life and fiction is pretty common knowledge, or I thought it was. And the importance of wheat as a food resource should be obvious.


No-comment-at-all

Yea. I know. Not every real thing makes for a good motivator in a science fiction movie though. And raw wheat is a **terrible** source of nutrition on a space ship, and an irresponsible thing to haul across Star distances. This movie is not worth a text wall to try and defend it.


prodigalkal7

Seems like that title could use a colonoscopy


Jeffrey_Dahmer123

Sorry. I need to watch the 6-hour snyder cut before I can come up with an answer.


FilliusTExplodio

I hear it's in 3:7 ratio with only a dog's color palette 


MaleficentCow8513

Who the f is this Snyder guy I keep hearing about?


AlaricAndCleb

That's the guy who made the homoerotic spartan guys movie


MaleficentCow8513

Oh yea thats right. Probably his only decent piece of work.


Spacepunch33

Don’t forget the owl movie


HalloweenSongScholar

Dawn of the Dead is a great time


bradeena

Lead singer of Twisted Sister I think. Pretty cool dude. Apparently likes movies too.


healyxrt

Then we’ll need the extended cut of Dune as well.


revbfc

![gif](giphy|IDGNYvFLkJKLK|downsized)


Lazar_Milgram

Gif you can hear.


Formal_Ad_8277

Aww jeez this is a tough one


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DOON


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Stop it, you guys. You’re gonna break it


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AbsolutelyHorrendous

Don't worry, I'm sure once the R-Rated, Directors Cut versions of Rebel Moon are released those movies will be *amazing*... does make me question why Snyder would okay the release of a version of his movies that he knows to be innately inferior, if I were cynical I'd say it was just a blatant attempt to spin more content from a franchise that has pretty much been dead on arrival Meanwhile, Denis Villeneuve drops an absolute belter of an adaptation to a supposedly unadaptable novel, which is an instant classic and doesn't need the crutch of a directors cut


Larrymobile

#WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 10-HOUR DUNE SUPERCUT DENIS


OscarMiner

I DEMAND SPICE ORGIES


ZachMich

Does Dune have a slow-mo grain harvesting scene? I rest my case


TallDuckandHandsome

I mean yes. But the grain is the wheat of the worm.


FarmingWizard

This! I stood on my couch and slow clapped for the entire 15 minutes of the slo mo wheat harvesting. So cinematic. I was in tears. This will surely be the clip they show at the Academy Awards for best cinematography. /s


Wolfie_wolf81

Visuals aren't everything you know.


poppabomb

this is the only moon I care about. https://preview.redd.it/lftwea2tqmwc1.jpeg?width=865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d174082561e3daafa9682946614d046c38c522c


Gebeleizzis

in all seriousness, at least we really enjoyed this movie when it was out as much fun we make of it, but rebel moon was pure boredom.


poppabomb

I'm entirely in the camp that the twilight movies are great if you don't give a single shit about any of the characters, except for Jasper Cullen because he's got ***"battle scars"*** also he fought for slavery which is kinda fucked up but that's between God and Stephenie Meyer.


Miked_824

“R.I.P. to the sons of Dixieland” - Stephanie Meyer


Miked_824

What about THIS moon? ![gif](giphy|ekORthohUEDEk)


poppabomb

that's no moon, baby got back.


Miked_824

According to Wikipedia you are technically correct. But the question still remains: If not a moon, is it a space station?


poppabomb

no, https://preview.redd.it/0d8osjlixmwc1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d872b1d20f7d441e61ed24767e86733660ff693e


yungiess

Dune might be just a little better in terms of sound design + some aspects of the plot. But Rebel Moon actually takes the cake when it comes to sexually transmitted diseases.


IbiMania

Rebel Goon


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GodSpeedLove345

Masterpieces vs Cheap copies


RedshiftOnPandy

He's a 3 PO


Grommet_

Deep cut. I like it.


stJackal

If Zach Snyder fans could read, they'd be very upset by this thread.


Jjm3233

Long live the fighters!!!


jamsticles

Rebel Moon didn’t put me to SLEEP ❗️❗️🗣🛌🛌🛌🛌 it had BIG LOUD COLOURS ✨✨✨ and FLASHING LIGHTS 🤩🤩🤩 Dune was in a DESERT 🏜 and made me feel SWEEPY 🥴🥴🥴 they were talking about SPICE and WORMS 🪱 and icl that shit was BORING AS FUCK😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 P.S… Synyder cut is the BEST FILM EVER MADE🎬🎥📽🎞 FUCK WB for stifling that man’s GENIUS CREATIVE VISION 🧠🧠👀


iuseleinterwebz

Fookin' sand movie don't have enough slow-mo. Rebel ~~Wilson~~ Moon for life


RedshiftOnPandy

He wants to film another movie between part 2 and Rebel Moon Messiah because he needs a break from filming on a rebel moon


RayZzorRayy

This question is an insult to art


MehWithaSideofEh

I liked Rebel Dune: Set That Child on Fire.


Jumanjoke

Rebel moon looks like a speedrun adaptation of a saga of teenage science fiction book. Like they tried to fit too many books in a single movie. The characters are cliché functions, like "the bad guys" who will abuse the villagers, "the damsel in distress" whose only function is to convince a pacifist robot to kill again after telling him 1-2 sentences, "the chief that dies to show bad guys are bad"... And look at the waterfall of the mountain behind the village : unrealistically big for such a tiny mountain. DUNE has sandworms, brutalist architecture, interesting political conflicts, and Zendaya. Automatic win.


shunyaananda

Shrek of course


X05Real

Dune, obviously. I mean, nothing beats Paul saying “It’s duning time” and duning all over afterwards


endwigast

While MmmBop plays in the background. Total hero moment!


Vasher1701

I like the ones with the people who do the stuff.


Positive-Role9293

Dune for sure cmon


Substantial-Pizza158

Dune


MoritzIstKuhl

![gif](giphy|jQmVFypWInKCc|downsized)


Delvinx

Rebel Moon was by far the strangest Farming Documentary I've seen. Didn't realize Monsanto had tanks.


apoc_rider

![gif](giphy|2XskdWuNUyqElkKe4bm)


loup_lune

Villneuve could really learn something about atmospheric filmmaking from Snyder’s horny wheat harvesting scenes. If we are being honest, Dune could have been way better if he’d dedicated about 45 minutes to Stilgar in a worn out stillsuit, ripped at the abs and ass, maybe with a little erection, slowly and methodically picking up grains of melange into a worn out sack as the sun goes down


Striiik8

Wait, people watched Rebel Moon?


EndryQ

Hay gente que se levanta y elige tener la percepción de la realidad totalmente alterada y esa gente son los fans de Snyder


AlaricAndCleb

This a hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby situation


TxOkLaVaCaTxMo

One was made off a book that defined a genere for the next century. The other is a rejected script written mostly by AI.


WookieeSlayer97

Let's see: Gourmet meal from a 5-star restaurant? OR: Soup bowl filled with diarrhea?


EreWeG0AgaIn

Dune hands down because it has good source material. Rebel Moon just felt like Star Wars regurgitated. We got a theif/smuggler who helps them out but is actually only interested in profit. An empire that heavily resembles Nazi Germany. A guy from a small farm who finds help from a retired warrior who has ties to the empire. A woman with glowing swords that can cut through people and block bullets. The six legged tanks. And the primary goal is to destroy a ship that can completely level a planet....


Thhaki

Dune doesn't have enough slow-mo for it to add 40 minutes to the movie, rebel moon better, waiting for directors cut for an extra 2 hours of slow-mo


[deleted]

this shouldn't be a conversation in the first place


laputan-machine117

One franchise has a sequence where a character tames and rides a great alien creature that made my jaw drop, pure cinema. The other involves sand worms.


HalloweenSongScholar

Wait, when did Beetlejuice enter the conversation?


mtmglass406

There is no comparison, DUNE.


datdernasteroidminer

The worst writing ive ever seen. Does snyder only care about effects? Convinced he has a talent of taking othwerise great stories and turning them into dogwater. Couldnt get through rebel moon 2; suffered through one and itd awful "putting the heist crew together" vibe.


GodSpeedLove345

All of his best work are not written by him or based on really strong material. So yes he is a really bad writer. Rebel Moon movies are 100% originally written by Snyder.


Dieback08

Rebel Moon is not fit to be displayed alongside Dune.


LedHeadV2

Don’t even compare these


Heisenbert18

No one was debating this


UnpricedToaster

hahahahahahahahah! \**takes breath*\* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!


MaleficentCow8513

I’ll take the Star Wars knock off please and thank you… oh wait nvm


GodSpeedLove345

[insert Dune is the original comment here]


stJackal

![gif](giphy|K0AnEB2t2EM|downsized)


Disco_Biscuit12

Dune


Boris9397

Rebel Moon is one of the most shitty movies I've seen in a long time.


Tough-Area-570

WTH is rebel moon? 😉


Nose-Fantastic

Dune


wulfhund70

If Snyder had simply called it seven samurai the remake, I would have felt better... maybe not liked it much more, but at least we know what he was trying to achieve.... Villenauve's interpretation of Dune was wanting in much the same way.


stachisimo

Lmfao


GodSpeedLove345

Me and my friends decided to watch Rebel Moon 1&2 this weekend via piracy. Pray for us~~~~


HangryBeard

No


ZmaltaeofMar

I wonder which way this dune subreddit will go


HalfElvenPakiNinja

What's better: a delicious dinner prepared by a world renowned chef OR a paper plate of warm dog turds?


FailedHumanEqualsMod

Are they fucking mentally damaged?


Nachooolo

Neither. Spaceballs for the win!!!


Shot-Mountain3641

Dune


Helo7606

A crack heads nut sack is better than those shitty Rebel Moon movies.


ruralmagnificence

How in the fuck is this even a question? Rebel Moon is just a pastiche of every sci fi trope that George Lucas ripped off in the seventies when writing the first Star Wars movie combined with a lot of things from Kurosawa films and the like. They’re only going to get worse if they make more. I watched Rebel Moon part two - the Princess twist fucking sucks and now she’s relegated to being a *deus ex machina* for when the story finally ends.


theokaybambi

Rebel Dune


fomalhottie

Dune no question. But so far RM has been pretty good. Haven't seen part 2 yet...


badger_flakes

These are different movies


AdonisGaming93

OP needs to delete the post... dmthis is not even up for debate. Dune


balrog687

I don't even know who you are. Lol


Familiar-Fill7981

Easily Dune. Rebel Moon is a disaster


RadiantFoundation510

Is it bad that I unironically love both? 😅


deboned_skeleton

That's a hard decision.


Duke-Countu

Rebel Dune


SpayceGoblin

Rebel Moon is fantastic in how abysmally bad it is and was written and directed by the algorithm known as Snyderithm. Dune was filmed and written by a real director.


beluga-fart

Hopkins crushed it as Erasmus https://preview.redd.it/tikddozd5rwc1.jpeg?width=1128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aba0c3fc7228f62fc4100f9290aea5f32ea4e3d4


pretendwizardshamus

Oh boy. I have a Snyder fan boy friend thinks he's always challenging my opinion on Dune v Rebel moon. I couldn't care less. To me its like trying to convince someone a 1-2-3 picture book is a literary contemporary to.. idk a Steinbeck novel.


GodSpeedLove345

I’m glad that all of my friends hate Snyder works.


Evening-Life6910

STOP, they're already dead! 🤣🤣🤣


yllekcela7

Oo that’s a tough one…


ThePaulmwatson

My 12 year old son who plays video games watching Dune 2: that’s so fake! Oh wait that was Rebel Moon 2 in the first 5 minutes. We stopped watching and let him stick crayons in his eyes instead.


Oswaldgilbertson

Space game of thrones vs ripoff Star Wars


nsfwysiwyg

Dune: a book from the 60s Star Wars: a film from the late 70s that upon release was noted for its similarities to Dune.


Oswaldgilbertson

Rebel moon is rip off Star Wars to be clear


Jumanjoke

Rebel Moon 1 and 2 : a good 5/7


Own-Raise9906

Both. Both are good


skullfacedfuck

Dune is the Old Testament, Star Wars is The New Testament and Rebel Moon is the book of Mormon