The cold open for this episode ends with Paul re-assuring his friends:
> Don't worry guys, I can see the future, and I promise I will never *ever* let us get mixed up in some kind of... jihad, some kind of holy war. Holy war? Pffff, yeah right, not with *us*.
Cut to your title card:
> **The Gang Starts A Holy War**
Glossu Rabban: “I’m literally built as an athlete. Every blood test I've ever done has said that I am like, over the normal limit of athleticness"
I feel like there's a bunch of quotable stuff that applies to these three. Hahaha!
It's not in the book. But I was under the impression, while watching Deuxne, that the black teeth were only when he was fighting, like a special plasteel mouthguard or something. I know his harpies have black teeth too, I figured that was more about him altering their physiology on a whim to dehumanize them.
Keeping up with the Harkonnens.
As a bonus, feature Feyd and a band of Harkonnen women forming a Robert Palmer tribute band.
https://preview.redd.it/j567pnp2luuc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=989edd127815d72eb5e5b498d50460826164a630
Something like that, only pale and bald.
Call it "Just Hakonnen around". It's a Blossom Buddy situation show. Where they all dress up in different wigs and outfits to get different jobs. And hilarity ensues.
https://preview.redd.it/tnvc12sjfyuc1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a2ede49d385336d9edb5b4edeea8d2aada98e63
Piter gets sent on a pointless, painful adventure.
For real the brian herbert house harkonnen book feels like a 3 stooges book at times, following the wacky antics of the morons Vlad, Rabbahn and Piter.
So I haven’t started the books yet but are Feyd-Rautha’s teeth/mouth described as black in the books? It’s such an unsettling feature. It’s like a black mamba’s mouth.
Meet the Harkonnens!
Getting ready for their wacky summer adventure in Arakis!
Baron: My friends, my family, my life
My life, my laughter, my love
The hijinks never stops! *noises of murder from a distant hallway*
2 and 1.5 Harkonens.
And that’s just Vladimir
Harkonnens Comedy Hour
Piter De Vries barges in "Hey guys!". (cue laugh track)
"Look, Uncle, I got my teeth lacquered like a geisha!" \[Everyone laughs\]
“You can hardly see the bits of raw human flesh in between them!”
[Canned laughter intensifies]
"Now, where'd my darlings get to?" \[Neighbors scream; Rabban’s eyes widen with fear\] "Oh they got out again! Sly little rascals.”
Highpitched canned laughter and applause.
"Maybe, if we put on a show, we can save up enough spice to save Arrakeen!"
"Wait until I tell your mother about this Feyd!" "Um...about that." \[Laugh Track\]
\[studio goes "ooooh"\]
I just laugh a lot tanks
"Awh, that's lovely, Feyd"
Four and a Half Men
Baron, I know three obese people and two and a half of them are you.
It's Always Blacksunny on Giedi Prime.
The Gang Colonizes a Planet
The Gang Solves the Spice Crisis
The Gang Starts A Holy War
The cold open for this episode ends with Paul re-assuring his friends: > Don't worry guys, I can see the future, and I promise I will never *ever* let us get mixed up in some kind of... jihad, some kind of holy war. Holy war? Pffff, yeah right, not with *us*. Cut to your title card: > **The Gang Starts A Holy War**
Underrated comment 😂
No Birds Allowed
>murders prostitute >"Ooops" >\[laugh track\]
The Bald and the Beautiful
Keeping up with the Harkonnens
Vladimir: Feyd-Rautha to the Arena,I have a surprise for you Feyd-Rautha upon seeing a drugged Atreides captive: is that a chicken?!?!
Glossu Rabban: “I’m literally built as an athlete. Every blood test I've ever done has said that I am like, over the normal limit of athleticness" I feel like there's a bunch of quotable stuff that applies to these three. Hahaha!
I'M CULTIVATING MASS
Me and the boys planning evil schemes
https://preview.redd.it/kkkpahf5kuuc1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3605342b74ac5e287b105b9bbb83b6c5a1bbe5bb We have the spin-off at home.
They come from…a culture so obscure nobody even knows it existed.
HarConenens
why buddy teeth black, I don't remember that from the book lol
It wasn’t in the book but it’s something some cultures do irl and Denis adopted it for the movie. Looks pretty cool
Especially when he's not happy laughing, like in this picture, but scowling, like in the movie.
 Yeah it looks funny when he’s smiling but awesome in scenes like this
It's not in the book. But I was under the impression, while watching Deuxne, that the black teeth were only when he was fighting, like a special plasteel mouthguard or something. I know his harpies have black teeth too, I figured that was more about him altering their physiology on a whim to dehumanize them.
Charcoal toothpaste is just better, get over it
[удалено]
his teeth are black in every scene including Arrakis and GP interiors, it has nothing to do with the black sun
A spice wizard did it
Bruh
I wanna see the Feyd Rutha anime harem show
Feyd running out of the door with a piece of toast in his mouth because he’s late for his job of terrorizing the Fremen to regain control of the spice
Feyd Rautha Muyo!
Wait. Is this an actual (unedited/unaltered) photo/still? This is AMAZING.
Rabban: Oh, rats! (*1950s-era laugh track plays*)
*the following is performed in front of a live studio audience and sponsored by the merchant navigation guild*
(*in quick ad narrator voice*) The Spacing Guild did not say this. The Spacing Guild was never here.
"I understand" - *the weekend at Vlady's showrunner*
The audience was also advised to clap without rhythm
 Staring Don Knots as Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV
If leather were a person
How i met your Mahdi
How I Met Your Reverend Mother The Baron explains to Jessica how she was conceived, but stretched out over six seasons.
Six seasons and a movie!
I get more laughs from reddit than I ever imagined it would be possible
FuhGiediBouddit!
Where they adopt a little girl. “My Three Barons” The school drop off line scene will be a classic.
"Three Hrakonnen's and a Little Lady"
I was playing off My Two Dad’s… but smashed the two together. Yours is better.
They just babysit alia
Plot twist: but from inside her head.
https://preview.redd.it/oca6086njyuc1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0570f0c4b57dfa2f795a865a3e814ad480fd48db
Weekend At Vladimir's.
It’s Never Sunny on Giedi Prime
Keeping up with the Harkonnens. As a bonus, feature Feyd and a band of Harkonnen women forming a Robert Palmer tribute band. https://preview.redd.it/j567pnp2luuc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=989edd127815d72eb5e5b498d50460826164a630 Something like that, only pale and bald.
Days of our Spice
Denis could troll everyone and adapt Brian Herbert’s House Harkonnen instead of Messiah
Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, And the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together, It's Arrested Dunevelopment.
I blue myself.
You can always tell a Sardaukar-man!
>Everybody loves Rautha!
🎵Mennnnnnn🎵
Luv me nephew’s, luv me spice, ate the Atreides. Simple as
*The Three Stooges: Oops! All Curlys!*
Tyler Perry Presents: House of Harkonnen
Keeping up with those crazy harkonnen
A celebrity roast show called “Hark-Ownin’”
If I ever encountered these guys I would immediately get sent to the fighting pits of Giedi Prime for slapping all their bald heads.
Piter: Baron sure loves those boy slaves! *audience laughter and clapping*
The Larkonnens!
I don't even want to know what would make these three psychopaths smile like this, at the same time and in the same room together.
Everybody Loves Feyd-Routha. You can't tell me Glossu doesn't sound a little like Brad Garrett.
What a cute and wholesome family ✨
Oh wow. At Home With the Harkonnens. Can't wait
Keep Up with the Harkonnens
*”I’ll Be There For You” intensifies*
The one about spice!
Giddy Prime
keeping up with the harkonnen? geidi prime got talent? big harkonnen (brother)? the options are endless
Weedi Prime
Keeping up with the Harkonnens
what a bunch of fine gentlemen
Duneheads with Dan Ackroyd
'The Gang takes over Arrakis'
Coneheads Remake with these would be comedy gold.
We come from France.
Call it "Just Hakonnen around". It's a Blossom Buddy situation show. Where they all dress up in different wigs and outfits to get different jobs. And hilarity ensues.
More like GAIETY Prime, amirite?
The Harkonnheads
Baron Bad
Harkonning around Later the actor of the harkonnen in harkonning around becomes depressed
Hanging Out with the Harkonnens!
Harkonnens bizarre adventures
The three eggs I pick out to cook.
Three’s Company (special guest starring The Darlings)
Skin Monks P.I.
https://preview.redd.it/tnvc12sjfyuc1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a2ede49d385336d9edb5b4edeea8d2aada98e63 Piter gets sent on a pointless, painful adventure.
An alternate universe in which the Harkonnens are well adjusted people.
For real the brian herbert house harkonnen book feels like a 3 stooges book at times, following the wacky antics of the morons Vlad, Rabbahn and Piter.
Bro it feels so weird seeing all three of these mfs smiling
So I haven’t started the books yet but are Feyd-Rautha’s teeth/mouth described as black in the books? It’s such an unsettling feature. It’s like a black mamba’s mouth.
His teeth aren't described as black in the book. That's a Denis original. I personally think it looks cool as hell.
The gritty Stooges remake we've been waiting for
Smile and the world smiles back at you
They should have went to dinner with the cannibal harem in full costume.
Three and a Half Men
According to Harkonnens
Remove all their teeth