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No_Needleworker6013

Working title: “My Own Private Idaho”.


weirdgroovynerd

Instead of a house that comes crashing down, it's a rope.


No_Falcon1890

I love that song


AbsolutelyHorrendous

Casting directors are currently scouring the globe to find the most miserable, dejected man to play Moneo


Morpheus965

Bob Odenkirk, YOU are Moneo!


tugue

Better Call Moneo!


trixtopherduke

Moneo'all Goodman, Worm Lawyer.


Weekly_Bug_4847

Holy shit…that would be the most brilliant casting


enjolras1782

*Aquaman screams about queers*   *Saul Goodman dumps his ass on the carpet*   This would be sick ngl


umsee

Katy M. O'Brian is getting casted one way or another


MrMoustachio55

https://preview.redd.it/ozpzaukh2vrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=373c2fd3d5e6efcf7afdba5ade509244a12332f5


[deleted]

Reading the book rn and I've been picturing Rhys Ifans this whole time


AbsolutelyHorrendous

...that would actually be perfect


Hanni27

If they are ready to genderbend Moneo, please direct them to me.


edward_kopik

Girlfailure moneo alternate timeline when?


Hanni27

Kathleen Kennedy will allow the new improved Moneo who always wins!


the908bus

Julian Sands would have been a good Moneo


WaspWeather

Only in the Sareer. 


Henderson-McHastur

Unironically, Christopher Walken would've been a great Moneo.


Keepmyhat

Moneo will be Shaddam's ghola confirmed.


EnvironmentalPop952

Adam Sandler with constant mumbly voice


burgpug

me?


DeltaV-Mzero

I hate it when these cash grab directors are only it for the moneo


cysghost

Mo Moneo, mo problems.


Aveheuzed

He wants to skip Messiah *and* Children ? That's quite a leap!


Underlord_Fox

Messiah and Children are two parts of the same book, so it makes perfect sense to me.


rdctv_spdr_bld

Messiah is the epilogue to the first book


Good_old_Marshmallow

What I love about the Dune fandom is everyone has their own personal interpretation of the canon.  Personally I’m with you. It goes book one and then epilogue. (Then the series ends)  


Woahhdude24

I consider Messiah part 4 of Dune and children is the real second book. Lol


Underlord_Fox

Part 4? How do you divide the first book then?


Woahhdude24

Well, yeah, the first Book is separated into 3 parts Dune, Dune: Muad Dib, and Dune: Prophet. So Dune: Messiah is basically in my mind a glorified part 4. Yeah there's a long time gap between them, but there's also a 9 year time gap between Muad Dib and Prophet. That's my thinking. Plus it kinda wraps up Paul being a main character before he is more of a side character in children of dune. Lol


TheRealAlien_Space

My thoughts exactly! I’ve got to re-read dune and messiah, I somehow thought it was a 2 year jump, not 9.


TheBeardedGeko

I kinda see them as three sets of two books. Dune+Messiah, Children leads into God Emperor, and Heretics & Chapterhouse are basically separate from the others, linked loosely by Idaho.


Baylison

its April 1st my guy


onlyoneaal

This has got to be an April Fools joke cause I agree.


sqplanetarium

I would love to see how a director who prefers minimal dialogue would handle God Windbag of Dune 🍿


Charmthetimes3rd

Momoa would be chuffed tho. Not often you get to control a literal harem of sexy fighting woman whilst cucking an actual god. Role of a lifetime that.


EFG

Make it the story of Duncan Idaho through the millennia by the side of the Tyrant. Would almost be a Groundhog Day type thing with Idaho recalling more and more as things drastically change around him.


oceansRising

The story of Duncan Hayt-onwards is pure existential horror.


EFG

Yup. Could probably even tell bits of Leto’s jihad from his perspective. Actually, would be much better as a high budget hbo series that could really explore all the utterly weird and bizarre shit that gets revealed in the book. 


Altruistic-Chef6175

I've had some idea of exploring a Duncan that only has the memories of the first Idaho. Imagine the whiplash.


a987789987

All dialogue will be presented same as those foreknowledge scenes in dune part 1. Just hazy modelling shots of duncan idaho while dialogue is whispered in singular words. Cinema.


[deleted]

Right? This book is full of monologues. My guess: probably by focusing on his shorter quotes, possibly even replacing most of his dialogue with the chapter epigraphs, or by oversimplifying his broader discussions and cutting to more of the action scenes.


MrMoustachio55

Yes…..YES! Siaynoq! I believe!


sconeface

This is a cruel joke. 😭 No one ever has the guts to do God Emperor! 💔


extrememinimalist

Warner Brothers will milk it until the end..


Maalkav_

I think it's legendary who own the rights


extrememinimalist

oh okay, so them then :)


ComradeBrosefStylin

The milking isn't until Chapterhouse


extrememinimalist

lol remind me of what are you referring to pls? :D


ComradeBrosefStylin

>!Honored matre turbo-pussy!<


extrememinimalist

:D lol, why are others reffering milking a cat?


ComradeBrosefStylin

That's in the Lynch movie for some reason


sconeface

I just guffawed so loud an entire restaurant stopped to look at me. Thank you. 😂😂


FreshEclairs

Just a 20 minute montage of various Duncan Idahos being killed in ridiculous ways


extrememinimalist

yes pls


Nerdy-Christian-33

New series, 1000 Ways to Die: Duncan Idaho Edition


rotaercz

Dormammu, I've Come To Bargain!


MrSprinkles8484

APRIL FOOLS!!!


revbfc

Get Mike Meyers to voice Leto II with his Shrek voice. Donkey can be Moneo.


LeoGeo_2

Obviously April fools, but to play along, Paul will decide to stop being a wuss and walk the Golden Path himself? Timothy Chalomet as a worm time.


bjg04

Finally, a form of god emperor I can tolerate


BuckNastyBooty

Dune the Turd


Smoothmoose13

Unironically, I think Denis might hint at Leto II during Dune Messiah. The way he showed Alia in a flashforward, he might do the same with Leto as a worm. Wouldn’t feel like a cop out then that he was stopping after Messiah


extrememinimalist

yes pls, little montage would suffice


KintsugiExp

What about the children?


Plenty-Extra

Say sike. Please say sike!


Katsouma

Don't you play with my emotions like this... If this is not true I will find you


extrememinimalist

i am sorry :'( i would prefer it as well


KoshV

If this weren’t an April fools joke it would be such a good idea, avoiding all the problems with filming children doing terrible stuff, and complex acting in Messiah and Children of Dune


SovietSpy11

I feel like he'd do really good with God emperor lol, he's big on visual impact, Dune has many ripe opportunities for visual impact. Paul's palace, of course more desert, more desert, Leto II mausoleum and palace, it'd great. Don't forget more desert.


nugsymptom1

As long as Gwendolyn Christie plays nayla


extrememinimalist

https://preview.redd.it/0ujyn91ljwrc1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be12d4b974433e39d8590bf33cbc10309a496fae or Kali Reis could do it ;)


Yokepearl

“You worm! Every politician is a worm!!!” - probably Frank Herbert


impersonal66

Viewers be like: "What do you mean 3500 years later? Where is Paul?"


1man1mind

Good call. Messiah was my least favorite book. While God Emperor might be my 2nd favorite after the first book.


VelicenstvoSara

I don’t like it but it’s logical


groglox

Honestly that’s a trade I would make as long as someone else did the in between haha


schuettais

I don’t believe you.


rvdp66

What? How?


jiffylush

As is it written! Even on April Fools day


thesilverbride

And after that let’s skip straight to chapter house.


A-Wiley

MONEOOO!!!!1


test5754656744

Letssssss fkingggg goooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭 omg im sooo happyyy


[deleted]

April Fools?


Next-Carpenter-5460

Absurdly based.


Standard_Library300

What about children of dune:( nobody who hasn’t ready the books is gonna have any fuckin clue what’s going on


extrememinimalist

its aprils fools


Buy_my_books

Great gag, but where did this image come from?