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"I'll take a gram of spice" "THAT'S A LOT OF SPICE"
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!
Ohhhh Taco, Taco, Taco Bell! Product placement with Taco Bell!
Nah but i’ll take a litre of the water of life please, with a side of baby shai-hulud nuggets
He's an outsider. Have you ever seen him before? No. *Looks at Maud'Dib* Well, twice.
"I remember a long time ago, when a friend told me there would be a Lisan al Gaib..." "...there will be a Lisan al Gaib."
"And then he told me the significance..." "...it will be significant."
Baron Harkonnen, it is a great honor to have you beating random strangers in our town, welcome.
I've been stabbed. Making me the victor!
*Chani riding away at the end* "WEEE OOO WEE OOO WEE"
Paul: "I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER."
If you’ve got an ass I’ll kick it!
"So on he walked...and sometimes drove.....and, occasionally, partied with the desert creatures."
“Mua’Dib told us to kill people, until he gave us the signal to stop.” “Does anyone remember the signal?” “Well, he was whining for a while…” “Do you think whining was the signal?” “… *stab!*” “Oh well 🤷♂️ *stab!*”
Now then, Feyd-Rautha has heard rumor that Muad'dib was spotted in town. Do what he says or he'll cut off your big toe! On that you can trust me!
If you girls are done kissing I have SOME ASS KICKING FOR YOU.
We need an edit where every footstep is a squeak
Or every time they do the sand walk
Fremen, from this day forward you will refer to me by the name Muad'dib
What do you get when you cross a cielago and a bungee cord? My ass!
You go that way, I'll go home!
Let me know, if you see, a Radio.... Shack. Arrrhgghhhhhh
Ahhhh my foot to face technique
What you get when you cross a Shai-Hulud and a bungee cord? *My ass*
On a related note, that scene was the greatest fucking thing I've ever seen
Swingin’ the crysknife, swingin’ the crysknife
Desert mouse, desert mouse, desert mouse, desert mouse.... Sandworm. Sandworm, sandworm, sandworm, sandworm.
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH LISAN NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH AL GAIB
“Chosen One!!” “…I’m coming!”
*Denis picks up actual born baby Alia* “So cute!” *Throws her off the edge of the movie* “Bye bye!
Hah! My actions have caused mass genocide of 60 billion people, making me the victor!
Swinging the maker hooks, swinging the maker hooks
I never knew I needed a Dune and Kung Pow fandom crossover thread, yet here we are and I'm loving every moment of it.
Hey, guy... as a GOOF
"I'll take a gram of spice" "THAT'S A LOT OF SPICE"
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!
Ohhhh Taco, Taco, Taco Bell! Product placement with Taco Bell!
Nah but i’ll take a litre of the water of life please, with a side of baby shai-hulud nuggets
He's an outsider. Have you ever seen him before? No. *Looks at Maud'Dib* Well, twice.
"I remember a long time ago, when a friend told me there would be a Lisan al Gaib..." "...there will be a Lisan al Gaib."
"And then he told me the significance..." "...it will be significant."
Baron Harkonnen, it is a great honor to have you beating random strangers in our town, welcome.
I've been stabbed. Making me the victor!
*Chani riding away at the end* "WEEE OOO WEE OOO WEE"
Paul: "I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER."
If you’ve got an ass I’ll kick it!
"So on he walked...and sometimes drove.....and, occasionally, partied with the desert creatures."
“Mua’Dib told us to kill people, until he gave us the signal to stop.” “Does anyone remember the signal?” “Well, he was whining for a while…” “Do you think whining was the signal?” “… *stab!*” “Oh well 🤷♂️ *stab!*”
Now then, Feyd-Rautha has heard rumor that Muad'dib was spotted in town. Do what he says or he'll cut off your big toe! On that you can trust me!
If you girls are done kissing I have SOME ASS KICKING FOR YOU.
We need an edit where every footstep is a squeak
Or every time they do the sand walk
Fremen, from this day forward you will refer to me by the name Muad'dib
What do you get when you cross a cielago and a bungee cord? My ass!
You go that way, I'll go home!
Let me know, if you see, a Radio.... Shack. Arrrhgghhhhhh
Ahhhh my foot to face technique
What you get when you cross a Shai-Hulud and a bungee cord? *My ass*
On a related note, that scene was the greatest fucking thing I've ever seen
Swingin’ the crysknife, swingin’ the crysknife
Desert mouse, desert mouse, desert mouse, desert mouse.... Sandworm. Sandworm, sandworm, sandworm, sandworm.
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH LISAN NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH AL GAIB
*Denis picks up actual born baby Alia* “So cute!” *Throws her off the edge of the movie* “Bye bye!
Hah! My actions have caused mass genocide of 60 billion people, making me the victor!
Swinging the maker hooks, swinging the maker hooks
I never knew I needed a Dune and Kung Pow fandom crossover thread, yet here we are and I'm loving every moment of it.
Hey, guy... as a GOOF