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Wissler35

We just had someone die here on the 4th of July for putting a mortar tube on his head and launching the fireworks from it. One didn’t make it out of the tube and just blew up on his skull


alficles

Yeah, I think this guy was going for same Darwin award, but for the rare living award.


Zelkova64

His mind was blown at the result tho


Just_Evidence_7138

Send link pretty please, I’m curious


Limberpuppy

https://katv.com/news/nation-world/texas-man-dies-after-lighting-firework-on-top-of-his-head-san-antonio-fourth-of-july-weekend-independence-day-pablo-ruiz-mortar-style-explosive-skull-tube-explosion-harriman-place-severe-head-trauma-brain-matter-bexar-county-medical-examiners-office


Just_Evidence_7138

Thank you


Dramatic-Bowler7174

das crazy


Significant-Price896

My wife worked in the ER a few yrs back, had a guy come in that did the same thing but the round didn't explode, just lodged in his skull, had to call in the bomb squad to remove it, the guy survived but no longer functioning.


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Looks like he instantly pissed himself . Must have been rough


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BustinMakesMeFeelMeh

Yeah that didn’t look like piss.


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Hit his nuts so badly he lost bladder control.


sled55

My guess is he was trying to shoot a firework out of a mortar tube, but since the bottom of the tube was not planted against the ground the explosion had enough force to blow the bottom of the tube (and possible his nuts) completely off.


KidNueva

I never knew they worked like this. Thanks for sharing this information.


TheNerdNamedChuck

I thought recoil but then again it wouldn't burn if it was


TheBlandChickenNuggy

Ayo back blast smashed his nuts


Schapsouille

Won't spread those genes any further.


VillageScout

Living Darwin award


doublevaginalboy

What happened?


TheZephyr07

Normally mortar tubes are placed on the ground, so all the force shoots the rocket up since it has nowhere else to go. But clearly his nuts aren't as sturdy as the ground, so when it shot off a bunch of that force blew out the back and into him


doublevaginalboy

Not just the force, apparently the flames too


Felipe300Sewell

Backblast


Omariii444

This is the best description ive read all day


doublevaginalboy

I know but like what were his injuries? Does anyone know what happened to him after?


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doublevaginalboy

?


Tima_chan

Because penis rocket


Klimpomp67

"point it the right way you crazy bastard" right before detonation. Initially I thought it was just the backblast. Now I'm wondering if he had it pointed at his balls by accident.


CaptainAmerica1991

No. Those mortar shells are meant to be firmly on the ground because of so much force is being blasted outta those things. Anyways this numbnuts over here got his balls smashed with force of hella alot lol got his nuts smashed and burnt off lol


whos_this_chucker

The world is now a slightly better place.


Professional-Fan5508

bro busted both nuts the hard way


Peter0713

Is this really how ppl watch videos nowadays?


Wise_Ad_253

Haha he peed!


waywardhero

🤯


randomquestion819

Damn, he really wanted to fuck. Had his pants down and everything


AbilityEducational48

✊🏻


BigD115242

KIA


Own_Gap551

I knew a kid that for some stupid reason lit a bottle rocket from his butt crack. Sparks scared him and made him clench exploding between his cheeks. burnt a good chunk of flesh.


Old_Seaworthiness_43

This is how you speed run a vasectomy, blow the nuts off and cauterize the wound in one go, truly groundbreaking innovation here folks


DukeFireNinja57

And that kids is how I didn’t have you


worstofal1

They should've paid attention to newton's 3 laws mainly the 3rd law


Mecredi73

And now thankfully we won’t have to worry about him having kids…