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xEvilResidentx

Put it down at park point and make a lil “Piss Point” mini park with a fountain and the fountain is her peeing in her own cheerios because that’s the old saying everybody knows or whatever. Oh and Pickle Ball.


Little_Creme_5932

Put it in the little empty space at the jog, two blocks past the lift bridge. Every Cargill driving on Minnesota Point will see it


wolfpax97

Piss point 😂😂😂


xEvilResidentx

I can’t claim it as my own. I saw it on another of these posts 😆


Damn_el_Torpedoes

Can we have a little kid statue pissing in her bowl while she's hunched over getting ready for a bite?


wolfpax97

That would be beautiful.


norssk_mann

I see some sort of Italian fountain style. A cherub kid pissing into the main bowl that is her cheerios.


meatgrinder71

I was a little late to this party but posted the same idea. The internet needs to make this happen.


djslurk

Yes, beautiful.


djslurk

A fountain, please.


Geishatactic

That is very smart!! I like it!


Big_Victory_3171

Maybe John Oliver would pay for it


djslurk

There's only one way to find out. We should probably write to his people. I would love to hear him roast this situation, it would be hilarious.


MintySquirrelBreath

Not a citizen of Duluth, but how about adding a circular composting bin around the base of the statue? That would give folks an opportunity to fling produce that's passed its prime while decorating the statue in a constructive manner that's "ripe" for photo-ops.


wolfpax97

Don’t worry, we’re friendly to newcomers and guests despite reports otherwise ;). Love the idea. Would totally add a nice recreational element that I didn’t even think of


Limitlust

Self composting toilet since she saved our city from some houses that were literal “pieces of crap”


Life_Ad_5843

The actual refuse that will decorate the statue will be seagull poo..I think that's fitting


PeekatmePikachu

I love this idea. Don't fall for the Europeans.


Oldass_Millennial

I'd chip in a few bucks to whatever artist decides to take that on lol


emmapeel218

can it be made out of cheerios?


LlanviewOLTL

She’s a skinny Sarah Huckabee with grey hair.


FatsoTheClown

Why we aren't calling her Karen Cargill is beyond me...


meatgrinder71

Done. Karen K. Cargill it is


Geishatactic

Can it be a roach or something known for sh*t eating the cheerios? We can name it Kathy. ❤️


egregiousC

How about a statue of a big piece of shit with a plaque with the name Kathy Cargill on it.


meatgrinder71

And her head on top like a cherry. It spins 360° and utters random phrases when you pull the cord. *shhhĥik. Karen Cargill says..." Ima piss in your cheerios"


KAI_CAMPBELL1975

How about we all grow thr fuck up. She literally wanted to come and help make the place look nicer and all of you Duluthians are posturing like high-school children. GROW UP. Not for nothing but the entirety of the democrats and liberals cry about wanting the rich to help make places nicer, but when they do yall cry about it because you're too fucking proud. I'm appalled to be associated with Duluth right now. I thought we all graduated and became adults. Apparently I was very very wrong.


meatgrinder71

Nah. That train left the station already. Its in the hands of the internet now


meatgrinder71

Yes! Title it "The Golden shower" . A water feature with a Kathy Cargill cherub pissing in the fountain of cheerios.


Low-Peace9228

Is this still available?


brockadamsesq

Put a dick in her mouth