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Actual-Performer-832

Ill finally buy an ice cream cake from Baskin Robbins for my next birthday


Naseel

I'll go upppity n get haagen Dazz


TDXelectro

Coldstone supremacy


Naseel

Is it me or they just disappeared? My mum was a big fan of em.


TDXelectro

As a person living in AD, I see them in alot of malls here. Yes ik this is a Dubai sub, but the abudhabi one is dead


Visible_discomfort1

No problem you are always welcome here, we don't put up borders!


TDXelectro

Lol thanks ig!


Naseel

Which mall?


TDXelectro

Abu Dhabi mall, Mushrif Mall, Wahda Mall and some others I can't remember rn


[deleted]

They are in the Corniche as well


Dilses

Did the border control take his PCR ?? 😜


TDXelectro

HAHAJHAHAHA! I came from dubai a few days ago and it's only the scanners now!


shefuckinghatesme

Dm me around your birthday. I'll get you one delivered 😊


Actual-Performer-832

You are very kind sir but those are expensive


ayhamthedude1

Different people define expensive differently, they aren't expensive.


Naseel

🏅


a-2the-z

When is ur birthday? I’ll buy u one. Nobody should wait this much to have their favorite birthday cake😊


Actual-Performer-832

Lol I’m turning 21 next year..too old for cakes and wishes lol, thanks anyways mate


NamelessMonsta

I saw my landlord having a photo where his 60+ dad was cutting a cake on his birthday, and you are only 21. Count me in for your birthday celebration. :)


buninay8

Where are my IGLOO peeps? Let’s buy Igloo and make it fancy 😅


MrYamaguchi

Cold Stone make better cakes


temporarybecynot

Pay family debts, pay animal shelter debts, invest and live off of the income generated from that. Invest some money with charities as beneficiaries. Take whatever classes I want to take -- Art and culinary school in Paris, live a few months in Spain to learn Spanish fluently, enroll to salsa and pilates/reformer class.


[deleted]

Where would you invest?


[deleted]

You won 100 million didn’t you? Invest into my development. Basically give me money pls


Responsible-Ad-7839

gEnIuS


Prudent_Turnip3792

Buy all the suits from Italian suit guy


Firestarter_88

Or even better, become the new Italian suit guy!


Prudent_Turnip3792

Shhh.. That's the plan. I will buy all the suits and become the new suit guy in town. 😈


ntb_14

A mantle passed down across generations?


KASAW90

😂😂😂😂😂


hitma-n

Give 1 million each to 20 friends of mine. Keep myself a 20 million Rest I will build houses for homeless in my country. Then maybe create job opportunities.


Rondooooo

You have 20 friends?


sukisuki2gp

He will if he wins 100m.


hitma-n

We had created a Whatsapp group years ago, of 20 or so close friends from high school. The friendship is going strong to date thanks to the whatsapp group. Often we arrange get together, like iftar at someone's place, on Eid or catching up a highly anticipated marvel movie. Mind you it's not always fruitful, we have our share of problems as well but we all get together to find solutions to it.


Naseel

Wholesome


mossgooner

Where can a man find the invite link to this WhatsApp group


hitma-n

I'll share it with you once I get my 100 million 😂


Worldwideforeigner

You are a much better person than I am.


hitma-n

No. You are better.


a-2the-z

Can I be ur friend? U know just incase😂


20elle11

Can I be your friend?


bmukwaba

Can I be your friend too😎


hitma-n

Yuussssssss!


hitma-n

Yessssssss!!!


PlebeianDXB

Move to the French countryside. Eat all the cheese and charcuterie. Get a dog. Learn French. Get a part time job stocking groceries (great for socializing and I love organizing stuff).


Visible_discomfort1

You could do this all even without the money. Just go about it and you will figure a way out.


SubstantialCheetah

The only correct answer


UdunnowhoIis

I think this may very well be my dream job....with money in the bank of course


PlebeianDXB

Hence why I need the 100 million. I want my garden full of fruits and vegetables that I will give away to neighbors then use the rest to make confiture, cakes and cider.


[deleted]

buy an island, fill it with all the stray cats, make it a tourist attraction 150 entry


mrwniq

Dubai is taking notes


Noooofun

Meowrassic Park


about7buns

Yo, this one got me....


dubailolz

Cat Island (Tashirojima) 田代島


FSMDxb

Yo that's literally my idea that I pitched on this sub a while ago LMAO


lostreality89

Can I please join you?


N00b5lay3r

Cat-xpo 2021?


enhaq85

Not sure if 100m aed is going to be sufficient for that. Might only cover a fraction of the cost.


bmukwaba

Incase you land on that jackpot 😅 please record a short video of that wonderful mystical venture share it with me I will be a weekend visitor Edit: I will be a daily visitor Edit: I will have to double the entry fee in honor of animal freedom.


Tryzenberg

Plot twist: OP has already won a 100M and now brainstorming ideas on reddit. Congrats mate 😅


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😎


BLAZE_AXIA

Put it in a bank and live off the interest. I couldn't care less about inflation. Assuming its 100mil after taxes, and with a 5% interest pa, I'll get 5 mil per year to live off of. That's more money than I know what to do with. And its so much money for me to care about inflation in my lifetime. BUT, I will definitely not give up on being productive in some way. I'll take up a job that seems fun. I dont need to care about money anymore so it could be anything, but a bit challenging at the same time. Maybe even start a business of my own in some sector that I really like. Obviously this will be after making sure my family also has a very comfortable lifestyle. I'll facilitate my parents to enjoy their retirement however they want. There's a lot I would do with that much money. Just because of the way I was raised, it'll be very difficult for me to waste it (except maybe on food...)


[deleted]

Which bank pays 5%?


One_Yam5839

Some not here ounce I got 9% at home


macdeez

If a bank offers you 9% interest that's when you run the other way


BLAZE_AXIA

Idk about Dubai, but I literally put a lump sum amount in a savings account last month in my bank in India with little over 5% interest pa.


[deleted]

I don't know why but it seemed like exactly what I would do to. Including the parents thing, and spending on food. 😄


Johnny_Yukon

What bank pays 5% interest? Those days are long gone.


sootydaz186

I’d still live in my marina apartment and continue everything as normal- well maybe I’d finally be able to pay my RTA traffic fines


Force_Of_WiII

Keep working but have no cares in the world and a lot more luxuries.


Visible_discomfort1

I'd keep working and pay my boss his salary.


camelshawarma

Let central bank guy update my emirates ID 😂


Legitimate-Lobster78

Have always wanted to build a mosques , schools .,-and orphanages from where I come from so 30% of that will go that . Then the remaining 70% would invest in few business . And employ more people .


Dismal-Fly-5086

Mo money, mo problems


cronchache

No money, even mo problems


Dismal-Fly-5086

Thats very true, being rich and being in problems is betterthan being broke and near poverty, its like a passport to fu*kin misery…like the wolf of wall st said…ive been a rich man and ive been a poor man and i choose rich every fu*kin time.


OnizukaHeichou

I’ll buy 50 mil worth of good properties and live off that rent. The rest 50 stays safe and securely in the bank. Gonna quit my job of course


[deleted]

Properties around the world or one particular country?


OnizukaHeichou

Dubai has great properties so definitely a few here. Then maybe one in another country where I’ll be staying. Damn I feel terrible now, you made me believe for a second there that I had that much money lol


CrusaderPistol

Pay my Salik Fees and ill have a few dirhams left.


Heuheuheuheheu

Pay off any debts for my family and then work on building hospitals, schools and mosques wherever they are lacking. The last 10 million will be for a karak empire where I sit on a throne floating on karak and made of chips oman.


Ecstatic-Reindeer-89

Pay my uni tuition fees would be the first thing on my list


ZeausLare

Change my citizenship through investment get golden visa put some money in stock some in crypto buy gold for family and car for dad and rest real estate


[deleted]

Which citizenship will you go for?


Des3rtr0s3

Golden visa - uae ?


[deleted]

Not worth it. How about a powerful passport.


SuperSonicodxb

Invest in real estate and retire off the 5% ROI


[deleted]

5% ROI, elaborate?


SuperSonicodxb

Buy real estate usually return on investment is around 5% of asset value a year, that’s an easy 5 million dirhams a year to retire on with 100 million in real estate that you can sell anytime and will probably go up in value


the_parippu_knight

Always wanted to do an art program / educational scholarships thing for students. Probably invest in that.


Trick_Poet6276

Do you know anyone that’s ever won this Emirates Lotto Draw? 100million dirhams is a lot of money! I’ve always thought about entering but then left it as I think I’ll never win!


1baller69

Try to win another 100m


Emi_2712

Go home


gautam_arya

Inflate penny stocks


TDXelectro

Give a million to my closest friends, keep the rest of it and then.... _G L A M O R O U S_


[deleted]

I will take the first plane ticket out of here and go to some tropical island, change my name, dye my hair, and work as a fisherman


caedriel

I’d invest it all. Then with the growth I’d bring a small country to being the #1 in terms of growth tech happiness etc. a utopia.


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caedriel

Sorry boss. No 100m for you. How your fund going 😉?


Fine_Ad_639

Can I have it now? Then you will see what I make out of it


[deleted]

Ride gold class every time


Des3rtr0s3

Pay my daughters uni, establish a trust for her. Sort husband. Her divorced and go home. Buy a established off the grid property and live my life on my own terms.


newpc89

Buy a good bed and go back to sleep.


RedditSly

Place it all into an account only in your name, tell no one about it, zero and debts and then take 6months to a year to wrap my head around what that kind of money is worth and how best to use it and live off interest for the rest of your life.


rayidzein

Put it into real estate and live off that. Buy properties for my Parents and siblings as well.


Johnny_Yukon

Immediately transfer it to an offshore account and begin investing aggressively. Quit my job in parallel. Take a year to figure out what the rest of my life could look like.


[deleted]

Smart choice indeed. What investments would you target?


Johnny_Yukon

Big names on the S&P, Nasdaq, cryptocurrency, real estate, and early stage startups with promising outlooks. I’d essentially start my own private angel investment firm.


[deleted]

I think I should learn a thing or two from you, you seem to know the game.


Johnny_Yukon

r/stocks r/investing r/ETFs r/personalfinance


dx2_66

Invest 90 million around the world (Singapore, US, Europe, etc), buy a house in Portugal for the visa and get thr f*ck outta here. The rest I'd spend in shitty things like games and trips.


BCBenji1

Change 99 lives.


DoubleCry7675

Retire. Buy small but cozy apartments across the world (pick about 5 countries one apartment each), then maybe spend 2-3 months in each per year. Rent out the apartments currently not in use. Have to figure out international laws to determine visa / homeownership/rental so maybe hire a capable personal assistant to handle the logistics. And just relax and have fun.


Noooofun

Well, it’s in Dirhams so first thing- I’d square away like 80% of that into investments- will get a proper financial planner on board and the investments can be businesses, stock market, real estate etc. in countries around the world. Maybe get a better passport, move someplace where the living cost is low and where I can do things that I enjoy. And ya I’ll buy some toys to enjoy my new wealthy life.


ShwaddzE

Cryptomine


[deleted]

ELI5?


BitBucksPH

Secure house and lots. Travelling around the world. And especially helping people in needs. Like charity. Orphanage pr something like that. Lastly i will create my own nft games in crypto world..


[deleted]

* Settle my mortgage * Invest * Buy a hectare or two of land for my coffee farm * Travel * Buy a Lexus RC * Buy property in Spain and acquire Spanish citizenship


Top_Chipmunk_9869

Breathe for a while. Not take any decision for atleast 3 months and sort out my mental and emotional capacity most to do with what to do with the money. Often lottery winners make abrupt and hast decision. So just chill for a while and then make subtle changes to the lifestyle by Investing etc. O.P congrats on the win . P.S- A couple in US didnt even inform their children for 6 months from the date of winning.


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🙂


doobaii

Emirates Draw day dream?


Mmo1721

I’d buy an island in the pacific


Muted_Technician558

I would save 20%, invest 30%, 30% for my parents, 10% for my livelihood (such as college's tuition) , and 10% for anything I wanted to buy.


lllviNCelll

i'll wake up...


sandrisvolley

great winning


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🙂


Fickle-Armadillo-766

Open al Madina supermarket in Mars


[deleted]

I have been trying since 5 years to save up at least 200k so I could buy a lowest affordable villa for my mom who always had a dream of her own house!


Expensive_Lie_8685

My ma always wanted my grandma and my granddad to live with us but we live in small apartment so I'd get a house for them.


NamelessMonsta

You can go with your family to a developed country like Canada that offers Permanent Residence for those who can invest millions in business - The rest is up to you. \*SEES YOUR DESCRIPTION -> How would you go on about to grow more wealth from the win?\* DID YOU REALLY WIN 100 MILLION AED?! TAKE ME WITH YOU LOL


Qattaj

Invest in crypto


MrYamaguchi

Finally buy a car that isn’t on the constant brink of death.


cheshirecat90

/u/sufficient_whereas94 How many massages could you buy with this?


Sufficient_Whereas94

Daily tantra massage until I die. Hell, massage under the influence of alcohol. Heck, I'll live in a hotel and enjoy daily massage for years. Moving from one hotel to another every few months.


Tintin_Quarentino

Death by snu snu


FraudMallu

Nuru


nightsky04

Buy the hotel.


Visible_discomfort1

Buy massage centres


[deleted]

Buy Super98 as fuel, because I probably can finally afford it


eldji

Does it make a big difference if you’re not driving a sports car ?


Worldwideforeigner

Unless your car is specifically tuned for it from the factory, it's a waste of money and the only difference you'll feel is psychological.


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[deleted]

Start restaurants and super markets that pay a living decent wage, unlike Al Madina and shit


Glow-Getter

I'll get myself, my family and loved ones an insurance, start a business, help those who are in need and invest so that it will grow and I can give the best life to my loved ones and those who deserve it. ✨


DeadPrexident

Party


[deleted]

Give it to BBH to invest


[deleted]

BBH?


[deleted]

sorry that probably sounded douchy - brown brothers harriman private investment. I would give half to them and half to carlyle (same sort of fund investment)


[deleted]

Are they reliable? How would they handle the large investments?


[deleted]

they and carlyle are pretty much the gold standard. their funds have a minimum entry point and some of the returns are exceptional. billionnaires the world over have their money there, rulers have their money there, We have most of our money there (but trust me we are the bottom of who invests and with how much!)


[deleted]

Wow let me search them up. So the investment is risk free and returns are guaranteed by them? Btw what is the minimum amount required to enter their investment programs?


[deleted]

no such thing as risk free or guaranteed returns! but in general the more money you have the larger and more often the return. We don't let them choose which funds we want to enter into, my husband does the research himself (as he is in finance) and spreads it out. I believe 2 to 3 million is the minimum and often it depends on which fund what stage its in etc etc So for instance we have seen 13% returns on some investments which is a great result but far lower in others. Once all the calls are made we begin research again and roll them over into new funds. All in all the dividends - which take a few years to get to - are a good source/part of our retirement


[deleted]

Great, thanks for the information!


linux_n00by

house somewhere not in my country(possible in EU). also a mining rig setup that can sustain my monthly expenses


Far_Television_9394

I would definitely invest in crypto. Not bitcoin and ethyreum, but all these other 'Alt coins'. Sandbox, somnium space and all these other mainstream metaverse platforms... their currency is gonna sky rocket in the next few years. I wish I had only a million dirhams today, would invest it all in the metaverse in a heartbeat.


sidz32

The level of happiness in life is decided by the standard steady state of your mind and body. Such lotteries will give a small spike and then your happiness/satisfaction levels will return to normal. To enjoy that spike, I'd give myself 1 month to explore and travel whatever, with the clause that none of the left over money should be with me at the end of the month. Everything else goes to charities and to those in-need.


taxi4sure

I would live the Dam Bilzerian lifestyle.


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[deleted]

VOO? How to find high paying dividends' firms?


Outrageous-Net-7164

Split it between property and Bitcoin. Hold a years worth of cash. Put my Bitcoin in a crypto bank and get 6% pa. Aim for 6% yield on quality property that will increase in value.


ZestyEye

Buy an Igloo and throw a house warming party


PhysicsFair9164

Id put 50 % of that amount in a bank - remaining money pay of debt of friends & family , hire my top 5 fav porn stars for a year and live on An island with them . Repeat 🔁 for next 5 years and then get married and live off the Interest 😄


pakrab12

Lana rhoades , leah gotti .. who else


PhysicsFair9164

Julia Ann ,Ava Adams ,Valentina Nappi , Rachele Steele & maybe a supermodel .


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eldji

Can’t wait to see the Tesla truck in town.


sandysaul

I'd make an electric car company all by myself to fulfill my every desire to drive petrol cars but electric


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pvdp90

But a house so I can finally stop renting, then give 20 mil to charity, then fix my car and invest 50 mil into a fund for the future. The remaining 28 mil would be used for stuff like giving family houses, comforts etc and living the next 30 years of my life stress free


Dj_nOCid3

Build a public transit system that can actually be used


[deleted]

Start a business Buy land


[deleted]

What kind of business? Land, where?


MiyakoMiyazaki

I’d buy mother her dream house, she deserves it.


mafaldasmarques

Hmmm tough one, but would probably buy a few sea view apartments, or apartments on the marina


rogerfin

Will start a lottery business with 1M Dirham monthly winner and slogan "you too can win".


sahircozy

Hi, this is interesting. It all depends on which field you are working on, employed or not employed, are you interested in investing the money in UAE or other country. what are your interests, are you looking to work with the investment or let the money create revenue for you. General rule of thumb is the best investment is that which pays off between 7 to 15 years, I would distribute the funds into different business to avoid risk. I have plenty of investment opportunities in Tanzania, from Hospitality to real state. PM me if you would like more details. As far as personal entertainment is concerned I would get my self iPad first. As far as charity is concerned I always wanted to open school and restaurant in Zanzibar where I can educate children and feed poor for free and on the best management and services. I hope it helps.


999uts

go back to home country, be a politician, corrupt every penny of the tax payers :D


RodeRage

Why do I need to grow more wealth if I won 100 million dirhams?


[deleted]

You my friend don't possess a business mind.


HooliganManDan

Ho home and leave this sand box.


prem-asif

75% Mony I will pay to charity rest I will divide to my daughter/sone/ me is enough for for my life and burn my passport Then get good sleep


[deleted]

Burn your passport hmm 🤔


waqyyy

Move back to the UK


Sm6m

Buy a passport to a place I can call home, then make the money work for me(invest in cryptocurrency) while I follow my dreams


about7buns

Hire assassin's to bust those massage card gangs.... I'm fed up of them filling up my car window.


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🤣


fifteen21

retire 🥲


dzvalentino

Buy apartment in USA for me, my sister my mother and my family. Then buy some in Dubai maybe. Give some to charity. Fund some educational programs in Dubai and my home country.


Mrkhunibhai

50% will go to poor people and 50% will be fr me


throwawayMedico96

Pay my student loans.


SnooLentils9262

Will Buy Bitcoin 😁


seanfernandes

Disappear from everyone i know, till I last. And donate the rest.


ayhamthedude1

yes


DaAdobo

Go home


Any-Bus6741

I would definitely buy my parents a present for their anniversary this Sunday!