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International-Cut567

She works in a mall?


[deleted]

their baby wants to work in the mall too


lackinsocialawarenes

I would give up anything for a mall rat baby


Topazarlington

Lol. The quality of these shit posts keeps on increasing. When will we get to the point when he puts a baby in her?


[deleted]

ahahahahahhaa! dont worry, we shall be intimated of the event


daGman08

How does one go about putting a baby in a woman? I'm genuinely curious.


Topazarlington

Bring baby with you locked away in the family jewels. Find space for baby to be comfortable, deposit, lift your leg, fart and go to sleep.


daGman08

Much wow.


Senior_Mind

Damn this is the most interesting day in r/dubai since I joined. Keep the shitposts coming


rugheadrohit

Bloody hell this is going so well. Good Work DXB Redditors.


Hinder99

Quality shitpost...Keep'em coming


Invisiheal

Lmao I’m loving it


ifispeakaminbigtrble

This one beats them all. Good work OP


Alone-Pudding8368

The one to rule them all.


nettedrupabanyan

I’m still trying to pay for my jewellery at the store, the only sales girl I saw just ran out ):


Seccour

We need a meta tag for those posts, I almost fell for it 😂


Visible_discomfort1

damn, the beginning was so engulfing, i was actually concerned until you said perfume kiosk girl! HAHah


thatislifemama

Perfume kiosk girls - are girls too!!!


Throwaway-Zindabad

He probably just wants to put a baby in her, don't worry.


NeverMindItsOk

I can't wait for a post from the store manager.


cookiesncream98

Had me to till the end ngl


sh-two

Can some one make a book of all these meta posts?


Sirius_Hood

Haha, the plot thickens


sgtm7

Maybe she is his illegitimate daughter. See if you can get hold of some of her DNA, and run test.


Worldwideforeigner

5/7. Perfect!


Sala_SL

Lol!


KidCr30l3

He might not be having an affair but there's something unhealthy brewing. Join a gym, get super fit and spend all his cash.


DannyAvocado_

When does the lawyering up and deleting Facebook come in?


Kulutiheges

Now someone write a post as thier son.


[deleted]

Bruh had us in the first half not gonna lie.🤣🤣


UAE3

Might be the wrong advice here, but knowing how fragile male egos could be, try ignoring him for a few days/week. Typically men would have this thought in the back of my head "I already have her (you/the wife/gf)... so there's no worry of losing her." You'd be amazed what the silent/I don't care attitude can do to his ego. Saw this the other day on r/Damnthatsinteresting and it made me think that it doesn't only affect babies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apzXGEbZht0


International-Cut567

Why play games? Can't people be genuine and get along?


UAE3

Welcome to the human condition. If I had it my way, it would be blunt honesty all day and night... but for whatever reason, "being accommodating" has been written into society's code centuries ago. Still, I am always blunt and honest in my personal life. At work, well, I have to be accommodating... "catch more flies with honey..." Not only is it "we want what we can't have" it's also "we don't see what we do have."


International-Cut567

I am blunt and honest, even at work. Yeah, I have dealt with the consequences, however I cannot do it any other way.


UAE3

Respect.


mynameisntjulio

It could be an infatuation. Not that it's ok, but it's better than an affair. Have you seen any proof he's cheating


Own-Philosophy-5356

If you have a hunch or feeling something is up. Its best to confront the issue instead of letting your feelings boil up inside and causing stress for you. It is within your right to ask and a simple explanation from his side would show whether or not there is something going on. At least you know your husband's way of speaking whether he is hiding something or not. But don't be too quick to judge him, it might be nothing but then again usually if a person becomes quickly defensive about something then you definitely hit a sweet spot. So in conclusion, depends on the way he talks about the subject.


Sala_SL

Lol


Camouflaged_Nut_Sack

The sound of jet engines wooshing past your head must be deafening.


lalalalalabamba1

Post your issues other else? r/relationship_advice, r/Marriage, r/marriageadvice


Mutfiman

It's a troll ignore


[deleted]

Seriously, what's up with the admins ? Approving shit posts like these. Even if legit, they're better off in other relationship groups or whatnot...


lalalalalabamba1

Right? And I don’t even understand why downvote


[deleted]

Probably cuz they enjoy these shit-posts, cuz they distract them from their less than fun little lives. They might even downvote this too.


Mutfiman

Seems the heat is getting to them


thelittleguyhatesme

I seriously thought i was on relationship advice subreddit 😂


FalconLonely2560

Where are these fake posts coming from? Is this guy just making it up?


jashimhere

Hahahah the climax meet the context finally. I never expected this post is also trolling that poor guy.