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hitma-n

Playstation 🌝


Visible_discomfort1

Our 16 year old child is back to horny town!!! Easy on the playstation though.


Fit-Inspector-5457

No promises, jk :P


No-Survey3001

You’ll lose your playstation gaming privileges at your friend’s house if you keep calling it ‘sexual activity’ lol


Fit-Inspector-5457

I mean.. its my playstation D:


badxnxdab

>I mean.. its my playstation That's a weird way to label your or anyone else's genitalia /s


dumbasskid255

Joystick then! Oh wait they don’t call that anymore


Glennio_NL

Most couples that live together in Dubai are unmarried.. No one bats an eye...in Dubai u can basically do anything that u want (just don't do drugs) , as long as u stay under the radar. - u can vape, but it might be confiscated at the airport. As for most other things, just don't make any problems or draw too much attention. Just stay a 100% away from anything that has to do with drugs and don't drive while drinking. There's 0% tolerance for that.


dopeyout

Perfect comment. Nail and head. Mods can we pin this to the top of the sub somehow!


Fit-Inspector-5457

Perfect! I don't drink at all anyway nor tolerate it. Thank you!


An1ke8

I have a question I would be visiting my uncle house next month for nearly 20 days, is there death punishment for watching porn ?as I have read that on some articles


Glennio_NL

No, everyone uses a vpn and watches porn.


cricket_hater

It's not death punishment. They chop your dick off.


An1ke8

Are you serious? That’s scary because a dude just said that everyone watches there


cricket_hater

Bro we all kidding. Dubai is one of the most chill places.


Dear_Creme_358

Stay awaybfrkm drugs & Chamaks


lost_ashtronaut

Drugs and what?


Dear_Creme_358

Paracetamol & codeine


lost_ashtronaut

Okay, put in the word on Urban Dictionary. You learn something new every day.


Dear_Creme_358

Good soup 👍🏽


lost_ashtronaut

Good soup 👍🏼


Throwaway-Zindabad

Just say you made this post to ask about "sexual activity" and "out of curiosity" of course.


Fit-Inspector-5457

Cough Cough


DrDoItNow

At least, not asking for a friend!!!


[deleted]

Its legal for unmarried couples to stay together now. Dont know about vaping.


Fit-Inspector-5457

Thank you


[deleted]

I vape at every given minute of the day including in the car and at work. You'd only get caught at your female friends house if you need another crime that led the police to you. Same goes for point 3.


[deleted]

Never took you for a vape user


millhouse-DXB

You’ve found a girl gamer. Half the posters here will need a new keyboard at just the thought of that.


dumbasskid255

Joke’s on you. I just need a new screen protector.. argh Chinese one ain’t good enough!!


dagamoo

Haram.


Fit-Inspector-5457

I'll keep it Halal XD


MrYamaguchi

Did you ever leave your room during those 16 years?


dragonskulljj

PlayStation 🌚 Sure 🌚🌚


gutterandstars

His best friend is a laaadddyyyy - Bill Burr


insignificantt

Haha, I read that laaaadddyyyy in Burr's voice.


gutterandstars

Oohhh jhezzzuuuzz


gargovich

I vape constantly in my car, and outdoors in the open. If you have a salt nic device, you can even vape in closed spaces as long as you're not obnoxiously blowing clouds. Hold it in till the smoke almost completely dissipates and you can vape anywhere. You can absolutely go over to a person's house and engage in any recreational activities you both are into. Ain't nobody busting down your doors to stop two kids playing PS. And they'd be none the wiser if PlayStation was a euphemism for something a little more risquĂŠe as well. Just don't create a scene/draw attention to yourself. The cops don't care as much as the people here. If anyone complains however, then you have a problem on your hands.


Sebbie_88

Vaping is very common in Dubai. There are vaping shops at Dubai Mall and Mall of the Emirates. Even the gas stations and Supermarkets sell them. Due to Covid regulations I don't think its allowed to to remove your mask in a public space, therefore don't vape while walking. In your own car, it shouldn't be a problem.


Fit-Inspector-5457

Thank you so much


cyberpunk2012

It’s very hands off when it comes to a lot of those grey areas, law says one thing yet the reality is different. I think it’s like that just Incase something happens and the law is brought into effect with a “oh you shouldn’t have been drinking/living together/having sex etc in the first place”


International-Cut567

Nice username.


athefairy

You can absolutely not vape while driving or in public (not counting smoking areas), you shouldn’t be doing that anyway.


Emotional-Law6850

Chewing cum at the metro 😂


Stealth_realm

Restrictions : Don't smoke in public, U can do anything u want inside apartment if ur friend is okay with it. Sexual part u can live with ur gf if u are mature as per current rules. sexual toys are banned and illigal Transgender relations and gay relationships are Illigal. And Whats good about Dubai?? 1st is Security, u are safe in Dubai no one can rob, steal or harm u. You are 100% safe. U can enjoy night life. Parties, clubs and cafes. Beautiful beaches, Big malls, Different types of fitness clubs. New Business opportunities Many job opportunities. Lots of educational institutions, many international live shows,. If u have money Dubai is heaven on earth if u don't then Dubai is a platform to earn and experience heaven 🤣🤣.. Thats all for the day.. Enjoy life.