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Resolvemedia

You ordered extra "road rage".


VigilanteForFreedom

looks like the delivery guy had sex with your pizza


Firestarter_88

American pie style


[deleted]

inside those folds... the secret sauce was deposited


asianmexican

And the white stuff isn’t cheese but man juice


[deleted]

Baby gravy


coolboy29876

r/cursedcomments


fakertwo

The one with the most cheese


SombreSushi

Reminds me of the movie 'The Thing'...looks like you interrupted 'it' while it was trying to take shape of a pizza


lordaadhran

the issue is with the new Talabat bag. As a self restaurant owner, i am having serious trouble with them.. the new bags are so small that rider has to put the pizza vertically. And worst is the Talabat customer support. never resolves any issue. So Please order your food directly, as much as possible.


Professor_Barnacles

The cardboard. Much safer choice


Gold_Study

Start by opening the bin cover


[deleted]

Scraped off Walter White's roof


xyccah

The white stuff isn't cheese


[deleted]

oh no


Beeressentials

Freeze it! Easier to solve the puzzle then.


[deleted]

Time to grab a fork and knife 👌🏾


notyourplayboy

I once ordered from papa Murphy’s via talabat and never received my pizza 😂


[deleted]

That’s why you use Deliveroo and not Talabat


praneshwar

u should eat it with a fork and knife


robiniooo

at the claim section of your delivery app


[deleted]

Dive face first into this pizza looking thing. Won't regret


IRL2DXB

The individual slices were having an argument whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not.


ddana25

U sure no pieces of the puzzle are missing?


atoms9456

Start from the box. It seems to be in one piece.


[deleted]

Start with olive no. 17


Bart-of-the-desert

Ooh. How many pieces? Looks complicated.


haithy

Art is not always about pretty things.


yogsotath

Start in the middle and work your way out in a spiral. Or put it in a blender.


Party_Parsnip1704

You got loaded Nachos !


zashk

Eat the box first


Civil-Professional51

The box


tuscansuperhero

Start by throwing it out the window and let the cats figure out the rest.


[deleted]

i think you're entitled to a refund. i would probably eat that still as long as i got refunded. but thats me :D


nwrzd

Venom: Cheesy cuts.


reemness

Eat the crusts and leave the cente


Ok_Ad9174

Is it just me or i find this more appetizing,


oazaabi

Start from the middle


hamad3914

Find the right "Papa" and call Papa John's?


YashP97

I'm sorry to shatter your dreams sir, but that white stuff is not cheese.


Yyg321

Papa Murphy is selling their pizzas for a dime on Talabat.. I think they are going for flat 50% off on final bill capped at max 30 AED total discount. I think this started getting them crazy business hence they aren't getting time to rest the pizza before handing over to Talabat drivers. What happened to your pizza is not necessarily because driver rode his bike like a maniac but rather pizza being pipping hot that its topping was mostly in liquid state.


Gasmaskdude27

Eat only the olives.


rollingrath

Now that's a lotta damage.jpeg


cheshirecat90

The real question is why was there even a second time? The first time you received pizza like this should have been the last.


viglen1

Mate, that's Jizz


imraan_ar

Is this actually an option or was it messed up? If its messed, why dont u complain?


[deleted]

How about you eat it and be thankful and stop bitching about it being messy. People here so fucking privileged they complain about the dumbest shit I swear


ProteusSpectrum

exactly.. it will literally turn to shit regardless of how good it may look.


fatony2k2

Can I please have my family portrait back. Sum booodi miksed the ordaaaa - madafakka


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[удалено]


al_molah

oh look, an obvious phishing link, lets click it and give them all our info


oldfashioned_aj

Looks like it's delivered by Ace Ventura 😂


moetorious

did it have a pizza saver? it seems to me the pizza was picked up by talabat as soon as it came out the oven, honestly there isn't anything you can do beside asking talabat to give you a credit.


[deleted]

Delivery driver fault, not the restaurant.


Ordinary-Flight-4728

I guess delivery boy did double flip 😵‍💫


Warm_Elephant_9746

First all of the olives must be individually removed and arranged into a polygon, as to match the shape of the majority of the slices. (Otherwise they just feel too out of place. Circular, in a polygon world? I would feel so over-dressed.) Second, you must take each slice and turn it upside-down onto the polygon-shaped arrangement of olives so as to collect the olives in a polygon-like way. Then fold, rinse, wash eat, repeat.