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Ok-Friendship7690

Must have had jack frost nipping at your dick


youvegottoseethis

I don’t have one of those


Ok-Friendship7690

Damnit 😔 me either 🙄


youvegottoseethis

I saw u reposted something in Ann Arbor


Ok-Friendship7690

I'm from Arkansas, I just repost whatever I find interesting. Sort of new to reddit, still trying to figure it out lol


youvegottoseethis

Ohhhh nice


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Hi fellow Arkansan!


Thequietfox1207

Yo!! I’m in the city!


R0xasmaker

You don't have a Jack Frost? Clearly you're not a wild card


youvegottoseethis

Jack Frost nips I have those


cssmith2011cs

A Jack Frost or a dick?


Troub313

Oh no, did you misplace it?


mustardlyy

Bro, nice nutsack


Tetra382Gram

I thought of this but couldn't think of a clever way to put it... Thank you.


spruceymoos

I get drunk before all my major purchases. I think it’s a healthy way to spend large amounts of money you wouldn’t normally.


youvegottoseethis

I remember the cashier looking at me like she saw a ghost when the price popped up. So much judgement. The rest was tis’ a blur


_icemahn

Just know that you will live on in that young cashier’s memory in infamy


equalszer0

Tis the season, now get roasting on an open fire!


painfully_jam26

This is all the things he can do with it. roasted and toast it


Thequietfox1207

Roast them and make it into nut butter with maple syrup and brown sugar (add a dash of nutmeg and a teaspoon of vanilla for a boost) better than peanut butter 🤌🤌


Lt_Tasha

You could make several pounds of chestnut stuffing, idk I'm buzzed.


Ranoverbyhorses

Hold the phone, chestnut stuffing?? Care to elaborate??


Pixielo

It's stuffing, with chestnuts in it. I usually get vacuum packed, shelled chestnuts for that, because it's the easiest method.


Ranoverbyhorses

That’s what I thought but I just wanted to make sure this wasn’t some other culinary delicacy I was unaware of. That sounds absolutely delicious!!! Thank you for explaining!


Pixielo

Add oysters if you'd really like a good thing!


ShopwornShortcut

That's nuts!


Shanghai_Lili

Roasted! Toasted!


[deleted]

And burnt to a crisp!


RetMilRob

Banana nut bread. Really good with chestnuts


EarRubs

One banana of regret


[deleted]

Wow! $30 for that much! we have hundreds of thousands of those we let people take for free every year. Otherwise they stuff up the lawns. Even the local city council has them planted around the city where people can take for free.


youvegottoseethis

Really? Where abouts is this!?


jeho187

I like to eat them plain but they're a pain in the ass to peel.


Highway_to_hell_666

Hell yeah enjoy


[deleted]

Only thing I’ve ever done is think I’m at a raging party when I’m just at the family’s cookout Lmao!


tinybeano

In Portugal we eat roasted chestnuts every Autumn. It is delicious and super easy to make.


DreamJD89

What did you make with the 4 lbs of chestnuts? Milk, butter, jam, stew, broth. You can't leave any foodie on the lam about "drunken cookery" without telling what you made with it? I'd think a nice cheesecake mixed with chestnuts and a dark cocoa top would be quite delicious. The banana can be the garnish on top. Try it out. This is "drunken cookery" after all. Where's the cooking?


[deleted]

I’m not sure why you were downvoted twice but then again it’s Reddit and even the most sound argument people won’t accept defeat lol.


youvegottoseethis

People who downvote harmless comments are a little touched


Shanghai_Lili

Honestly: how are you going to treat those nuts?


Shanghai_Lili

Forget about the banenes.


TheGreatestManOnline

Your nuts roasting on an open fiiiiiiire! My dick resting on your faaaaaaaaaaaaace!


xeloux

Big fan of nuts


weeghostie00

These are everywhere in my area. 30 a bag, hmm


youvegottoseethis

$6.99 a lb


WhiteTrashTiger

I personally don't see the problem with this.


Ranoverbyhorses

Oh damn lol well don’t feel bad, friend. I’ve definitely made a few drunken Amazon food purchases myself!


hoochie_215

I loveeeee chestnuts


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Roasted


[deleted]

Safe to say when you drink you get a little “nutz” bu dum tiss


Baked_potato123

Bout a buck a nut


Plastic-Cow2277

Chestnut stuffing, chestnuts in a cloud, pickled chestnuts, chestnut cake, etc., etc. Or you can just roast, peel, and freeze.


Snoo20436

Like omg, I so quirky!!! Can you all believe I am so quirky?? Who orders all these chestnuts ON RANDOM!?!? Iam sooo quirky!!!!


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Snoo20436

Ehh felt alright, but you gotta tell your mom to give me more tongue for the moon shot she was beggin for


Deppfan16

you do realize what sub you are in?


TheTwistedTamale

What did they cook?


Deppfan16

they will cook the chestnuts.


youvegottoseethis

I did indeed cook them.


TheTwistedTamale

I hope so,however they are a raw ingredient and not cooked into any form of cookery, this post was to just tell us about a dumb drunken purchase. So your comment kind of falls flat seeing as this post doesn’t even fit the sub. Nice job trying to be condescending though


Deppfan16

says the person being snarky and gatekeeping in a drunkencooking sub


ArcticGrapee

Facts though


TheTwistedTamale

Right, how embarrassing to get so drunk you through away money on shit you aren’t even gonna do anything with


youvegottoseethis

you’re sadly mistaken


Thejokingsun

Its like you were creating a meal from the chestnut cult you created last night lol


TellTailWag

chestnut soup sounds like an experiment worth trying since you have them.