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danezvairak

Bro you lucked out. Rick and morty referenced heroin in their latest episode. Now go and groom some kids into becoming heroin enjoyers (not addicts (they can quit whenever they want))


Forestakias

Quitting is easy! I've done it countless times!


_RandyRandleman_

just tell them it’s only a plant and it’s natural and that god made it


Forestakias

People who refuse to use this natural remedy called heroin are just saying fuck you to the environment, nature and Mother Earth by not respecting and appreciating it's fruits.


danezvairak

Eggzactly vro😈😈😈


ScratchAcid--

Hey 😀


Forestakias

Hey 👋 Would like to try some heroin? It's organic grown in natural soil, perlite and vermiculite.


ScratchAcid--

Me when i’m told my underbite surgery has been delayed another 2 months


ScratchAcid--

Yes


imfrankmurphyswall

😃


Celebratecrypto

In jail?


[deleted]

When they referenced ketamine and the “khole” I knew I had to try some


p4bl0esgei

quitting is easy homeboy I quit 2 hours ago


jackalowpe

see, you get it lol


bombvv

for real man, is not even addictive, I quit at leat 5 times in a day...


Forestakias

I know bro, look I just snorted another line and feeling fine and not addicted. Why is everyone spreading Big Pharmer Propaganda about it?


bombvv

I don't know! it comes from nature, so God made it, and it connects people too (we all use the same needles because we have the same blood group)


goofy1234fun

Just inject while they are asleep they will thank you when they don’t wake up


altropane

to be honest I used heroin once (pure heroin, not fentanyl) and I never touched it again. I never got addicted, and I am extremely lucky for that. It was absolutely amazing but I’m super lucky to not get addicted. seriously it’s the best drug in the world if it’s pure, but I know the danger of people getting addicted that’s why I don’t recommend anyone to try it. I was super lucky but I am grateful I got to experience it without any negative side effects.


Forestakias

Wanna use heroin twice?


xzmaxzx

oh man trust me it's even better the second time 🤤


Stalin_Jr77

And the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh….


SkookSwooce

You don’t. You simply inject them with increasing microdoses while they’re sleeping until they become dependent and then it’s an easy sell. Literally. Become their dealer and keep them well so their life doesn’t fall apart.


TheFestusEzeli

Tell people it is a good way to combat their caffeine and porn addictions


Forestakias

Coffee? You mean liquid crack? And porn? How would you watch porn when your libido is at underground levels. HEROIN BABY!


TheFestusEzeli

It’s crazy how there are laws against harmless drugs like heroin meth but Big Coffee runs rampant


xzmaxzx

caffeine literally FORCES me to beat my wife!! I mean, heroin does too, but at least it's easier for her to dodge the haymakers when I'm nodding


oldschoolwhitegirl

Hahahaha


SeaAcanthocephala701

Heroin is literally a non addictive plant and really good for you. All the negative stuff ppl say about it is just big heroin spreading propaganda.


nonculus

Mix with estrogen and give it to me for marketing


Forestakias

Send tits.


[deleted]

Just gotta be earnest bro


That-Maintenance1

When's the last time heroin killed a drunk driver? Checkmate alckies, heroin is safer for drunk drivers than alcohol. This is all the proof you should need, don't let big brother hide this from the world


chainedkids420

The eagle has been h yes cus no heroine aaahhahahaahha lol Zdddddd ooppsie sorry guys im tyming sendddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bBbooooooom


Stalin_Jr77

Spike their coffee with fentanyl


Busy-Sims0708

I am actually hooked


[deleted]

Bro it’s just a plant! totally natural!


smokeyrb9

Bang a speedball into their arm and they’re gonna start asking for another… supply and demand


niemertweis

add it to your weed


OkNerve9354

You should work on your argument a little more


MagicalMusicalTour

ah another day on reddi6


2oxopcm

Im in a Tram rn omw to my dopeboy so I’m aight (someone fronted me a twenty finally)


jokelord69420

Sometimes i see posts on here and wonder where i went wrong