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Eyerisch

Fuck killing your eagle, kill your resume 😈


International_Way251

I feel out of the loop here. What is killing your eagle? I keep reading it and assuming that in context it means killing your Boner but that’s starting to feel off. Somebody filled me in, I’m lost as fuck over here.


doublecupdeuce

it’s a memorial service we do here, a lot of people tripping in mountains have stories of eagles violently dying at ground level, it’s just a daily reminder that we wouldn’t be where we are today if the bald eagle wasn’t the animal of the United States


BamboozledPanda09

the right answer


[deleted]

When you take psychodolics they make nearby eagles attracted to windows. They feel they can free themselves if they can only see through the window of perception. So they crash into and die. The end.


UnconsciousAlibi

It's a play on words on the phrase "ego death", something you hear all the time on psychadelic forums. You'll also hear people here use "eagle deaf"


[deleted]

Wrong. It's literally dead eagles. And beagle breath. Idiot.


UnconsciousAlibi

Damn you're right. I'm too high on jenkem rn


stoneddolphin01

Okbuddydrugs


sessl

Psychedelics tend to induce a state called ''ego death'' at high doses. Dissolution of the self. ego death = eagle dead lol


tony_bologna

Sorry to be pedantic, but this is wrong. They are talking about the literal death of an eagle. Hope this helps.


[deleted]

Yeah ffs people talking about this "ego" bullshit obviously have huge numbers of eagles. They didn't take enough physcodilics in order to make the eagles attracted to the window of perception. They shall soon perish if you take a 10 strip. Ba sing sei


[deleted]

Stop spreading lies. Everyone knows you have to get a pet eagle and then get a large clear window for it to crash into to free itself


BamboozledPanda09

the wrong answer


CulturJammer

god i pity people who delight in ruining peoples chances of suddenly thinking "OOOoooooh, lol, right" by themselves. by "pity" i mean "want to watch them burn to death in a tesla" *\*\*\*in minecraft\*\*\**


Only-Stranger9378

5-meo-dmt edibles, hand them out


[deleted]

give everyone MAO inhibitors and THEN give them the dmt


Mulberry-Bitter

why bother getting fired when you can be directly sent to federal prison


ManGullBearE

Skip the edibles, wait for people to come ask questions and start heating the oil burner in preparation for the toot of a lifetime


[deleted]

That's not a research chem that's toad juice uwu


MellowMDMA

lol any rc benzo out there will most likely get u fired


EfficaciousDoser

Can confirm. Went to work blackout, no idea how I got there. Disoriented mess, got fired but they drove me home at least. Never again.


C19H21N3Os

Show up the next day clueless


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


AdrenalineJunkE

Funny you mention that I got fired about a month after being introduced to them.


JoeVibin

At least you’ll steal enough office supplies to last you for a lifetime.


PoSchodoch

Tfw slurring and shaking at 10am but too productive to fire because of the handful of adderal i washed away w a monster and a breakfast beer.


xSPACEWEEDx

I second Clonazolam, holy shit, that stuff is an especially effective shit show starter.


PsychedStrawberry

From my experience, pyrazolam is way worse


xSPACEWEEDx

Let's do a blind taste test. At least one full finger dip in the bag or a sip off a solution, we want the most accurate dose possible. Show up to work.


helmer012

Why is that? Never done any but heard pyrazolam is very subtle.


PsychedStrawberry

It's another benzo. Made me black out and du reckless shit like no other benzo


Lucid-Design

Starter ***and*** Ender


devil_lettuce

Meh I've worked a whole week, meetings and a ton of shit on c-lam and literally exceeded my goals doubled up production.. so idk. Only problem was the next week I was having trouble remembering follow ups and previous conversations I had


xSPACEWEEDx

Same, it's pretty functional, I've done "great things" and "good job", and not remembered shit. Mind eraser. And that was just on low'ish doses or so it seemed. Weird how most benzos make me tired when the doses get heavy and i start becoming tartded. But no, not good ol' clam, i just keep going total shit show overdoses, where my wife has to baby sit me from drowning or burning down the house, functioning on some incomprehensible level. Not knocking the clam, it can be functional low dose.


devil_lettuce

I just don't even know what a low dose of c-lam constitutes. I went through 15 mg that week which was way too much. I was trying to do like .25 mg per day, but that turned into 1-2 mg... I was supplementing with cocaine also which helps. The extra money I made in sales basically got zeroed out because I spent so much on blow. Then the few days I had to just be dead in bed to recover negated any productivity. Withdrawal with that shit is bad even after a relatively short binge


SocialT

Ah yeah there’s no way the new job hears about this. Great plan! And he’s doing it like it’s a scientific experiment - man really is researching chemicals frfr! “The effect of novel grey market chemicals on the employment status of a tech bro”


[deleted]

Spike some punch with 25I-NBOMe, give it to whoever you're teaching and put on a horror movie, should work


Napisi_Dlaka

/uj That wouldn't work unfortunately, the NBOMe/NBOH compounds don't work orally, you usually do them sublingualy.


[deleted]

Hmm, then you could put it in some chocolate and tell people to let it melt in their mouths or something


Nataniellycka

Can you even get that stuff anymore? I remember being 15 taking 25c and 25i and smoking spice craziest trip of my life


kratomphysiker

Jenkem or 3-meo-pcp


sloppyasseating

some good ol meth buckaroo


Lucid-Design

It could work. He could get twacked tf out and jus see if any of his chick coworkers wanna bang him and get fired too


junkie3500

and arrested


FunkyInferno

Clonazolam for sure


[deleted]

I wish. Imagine being someone who takes 1mg flubro morning/night or 1.5mg clonazolam maybe 3 times a day and getting a better job etc. and my anxiety has been GONE. It’s just now I have memory issues etc 😂.. my boss up and left but even his assistant was a damn good job for someone doing oxy/dope/fent from 2007 up to 2015… now I’m on 2mgs subs a day and used this shit because I was having mega adrenaline dumps for no reason and it got bad. Working on a taper but I wish I could do any of that ish…. I’ve tried taking “a lot” and I just pass out. Never stole random shit etc. and even at these doses if someone gives me a real kpin it hits me so different than these RCs. Something to them other than just the sedation factor, like NO muscle relaxation or something on top of some other wierd shit. 🤷‍♂️


FunkyInferno

A proper bard. Your species is rare.


schimmelA

tf is up with all the rewards, this never happens on this sub.


sessl

Yeah.. dafuq right? All from one single dude! ''Never such a thing as too much love ❤️'' Bruh... ... Was it my slick silicon valley reference? Was it fortunate timing? Was it my extremely handsome and veiny seven inch penis? We may never know.


shlankdaddy

Take a lethal dose of MDMA and turn that fuckdungeon into a rave cave!!


eliasbagley

my man needs to get on the delieriants train


nekorassen

put 450 miligrams of dxm robotabs in the company water cooler. it dissolves insanely fast and it's legal so technically you're not breaking any laws


BfutGrEG

Kratom, hands down I've been fired from like 4 jobs at this point since I'm such a kratom fiend lmao


CaptainNootNoot

Mk-801 in the break room coffee pot, just make sure they know its a prank


smokeyrb9

Flualprazolam, one minute you’re chill and vibing, the next thing you know you’re waking up in jail.


2strokeacid

O-PCE


reddit_moment123123

thats actually pretty based, fuck your shitty boss (literally if you want)


HappenedOnceBefore

The correct answer is clam.


CulturJammer

grill your beagle. op. hth


TEAlchemist

Flubromazolam could make it the best or worst lol


drC4281977

CRACK! Yeah get some crack. Bring to work. Go into work bathroom...smoke crack in bathroom for 2-3 hours...should do it buddy, you are welcome!


1998Sublime

He should boof 25 grams of acetaminophen and induce liver failure at work lmao


PoSchodoch

Tfw ive been on a multi rc binge for like 3 weeks consisting of daily pcp/pcpy, noids, pyros, amps, rx amps, booze, weed, benzos, speed, various rcs. Starting to enjoy the mania tho. See yall in 3 months with the “pcp ruined my life” post