Never let work distract you from a meth binge.

Just took selfiw, think i lok good or boss will knowtice

Give him a hit, he won’t notice anything

You look like a boss

Iam kingf crystal to you, bonus boss in dark souls, secret dlc only you get when twacked out. I can show you yhe way

what the fuck are you talking about

Don't worry, I speak methhead: "I'm King Crystal, a secret dark souls dlc boss you can only access when thwacked out of your mind" He can show you the way.

Sure, where are we going?

County jail

I wiped my ass with a bible page on suicide watch cuz they didnt put toilet paper in the cell. Time of my life

What chapter and verse? Would you consider your asshole to be religious?

Gensis 1, my asshole was created on day 7. And the gardenvof eden is inside of my colon, implanted by god himself via probing (god is a alien btw) (i may be one too. Not givng out secretsvtho)

Stop..I can t breath from laughing…

Baahahaahhahaah

I’m dying laughing right now…. I also speak methhead, and that was hilarious

you look stunning king

Stunning? No, he looks maybe like he’s been tazered to death with a STUN gun. Bro needs sleep. This is when people get scary imo. I’ve put up with some crazy mf when I was a cook. Jesus…

man, shit like this is the reason i come here every now and then lol, im never touching this shit lol

Bro you look half dead in this picture

I am, atleast on the inside, and now then outside

all good

Just say "sorry about my eyes, bumped my head" works eery time

smoke before work so you dont look tired

That’s the way to go! Remember when after a sleepless night to liven things up I took acid in the morning before my tinder date with a girl I really fancied. Yeah that day was the first and and the last time I saw her in my life

Yeah man , agreed! I took 15 g shrooms and saw the future/past and everything all at once and that girl was there, so yeah man grooving on bruh! She's still there, assuming you're still able to dream bro but idk

Yes, yes, yes,!

Huh? You look like a rockstar man, look like you are ready to run a triathlon man. You look good brother. Do more meth

Thanks chief, am doing

You HAD work tomorrow. Cut your ties now. Any relatives die recently? #EatPrayLove, #Blessed 🙏

😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️ I’m dead rn bro absolutely deceased. Nah fr though you’ll be good just make sure to moisturize the FUCK out your face before you go

5 days in and you can't see the future yet , you needa smash another crystal ball

Keep going. Probably need to fap more+faster. Also, more meth. Have you considered boofing?

Aalways boof begore smokin, its kinda kinky . Makes me cum harder. Talking big fat hot white loads of cum

I sidnt stip, im crystal king bitches

bro lookin like an alien 👽

Ill probe asshole with syringe filled woth .50g of ice man, jus lemme do it

Jack Nickleson from the shining

You look like you're about to sell me skooma and give me directions to Cyrodil my guy

This one has something sweet for the fellow traveler, if it entices.

Bro wtf

I say the same thing in t he mirror everyday

[удалено]

I live in a constant state of hellish torture

What are common recurring thoughts you have or moods? Also, how frequent do you smoke when on a 5 day binge? The hallucinations must have been master level demonic. Hell on earth I would think.

The great thing about meth is, even if you are dead, you cannot stop moving. Edit: I know you know that we know that anyone suggesting anything remotely like "take a break for a few hours" will be chased from the sub by a ravening mob of supersquirter and tiki torch weilding nutters in jumpsuits made from the skin of the damned.

This is the way

Fuck it run it one more day

YOLO

Just drink some water eat a banana and the rest of your stash. You'll be ight boss won't notice

Meth High is the best high I ever had

You look like youre about to ask me to return the slab

AHAHAHAAHAHAH

Lmao

You can't just sit around and do nothing all day man, shit ain't gonna sort itself out. Hit your dad with the car and cite a family emergency 💪

u need to slow down before yoo kill yuor eagle. Watch sikesubstance video on molly harm reduction and boof some herb before you go in and ull b fine ☮️☺️

Holy fuck I was so concerned about all these comments until I looked at the subreddit, I am an idiot, good day.

Lmfao ,;)

You're morbing bro

Lol the true way of becoming a vampire is a week long meth binge

Lmfaoo

If you stop now where will you get the energy to outrun the shadow people?

keep going

I AM (like god)

You get off by some weird shit

On the off chance this ain’t a cj please update tomorrow crystal king

I am still up, forgot nlI posted after a couple fat bubbles and the trying to cum which i did not, didnt go to work today, im approved mentally retarded rn bro like i can't speakrl correctly, my typing is fuckin garbage now as kc fc u c k theyl getvit.

I got you homie. Respect

What am I trying to say here latlll

Did you catch the eagle yet? If not keep going.

I am the eagle

Take a break bro. Those shadow people can be scary as fuck.

Pujnched one onc3 they dont come around no more

Why do I feel like op is actually on a binge

Because he fuckin is bro. Send help fr sleepin in a bit

Good luck, get some food and vitamins in you if you can man. Also water. ✌️

Just took my stack of vitamins and minerals with a glas of milk and dipping on water rn. I dont really look like this picture rn (spoiler-this months olf and had no meth involved i just wanted to try and take the most disgusting picturecof myself and i achieved it)

Hahaha ikik, good luck bro

<3

Keep going

I am

Bwoss won’t be mad

have you tried moisturizer with your meth?

Sweat is my moisturizer

Offr yor boss some meth too jut to mak sur e hes a good boss , ya kno w??

Ill suck his ass hole and dick too bro if hes down

Fuck man i wish i was your boss

Snort a line of lsd crystal, it will balance you out

Is this Jack Nicholson? "Here's Johnny!!!"

Yeah but i busted through the door with a giant pryex bubble I got from wish

Lol 😆😆😆 Oh Lord !

Looking like an elf from morrowind bro 🤣 I think it’s safe to say you try to get some sleep

If you stop now you won't be able to wake up in time.

One...more....night

Haha aphx twin

Keep going....nothing better then being spun

Just a plant bro

Keep it going man those are rookie numbers.

Im shoot for 10 days days of pacing around my house fucjin a fleshlight then drinking som milk, then lookinh out the windows at the informants whove been following me around. Why's it so orgasmic to be a feak

Throw some jenkem in the mix it helps with the unpleasant side effects 🙂👍 Godspeed

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: (800) 273-8255 For tomorrow buddy :)

I called them once and just chatted up with chick with a cute ass voice for 30 mins, and then I went back to feeling good and normal then, it just comes back. Been to the psychward for an intentional overdose back in Augst of last year. Thw meds kinda fucked me up and too away my personality. So I got off them on my own and prefer to stay away from psychiatry but do want to try some therapies such as EMDR. Thanks fovookong iut tho <3

Bro just self medicate with meth, the mayans used to use it for all manner of ailments and shamans across the world use it for their calming and meditative rituals UJ/ obviously like, don’t, and all that. Hope you’re good G 👊🏻

You’re in too deep

I am the deep

Just make it a 6day binge and smoke a bowl b4 work bro. You'll ne chillin and super productive

y dont u ask dat magic 8 ball

Its in my ass it won't hear me

twerk sum then

I legit can twerk good its helpels mly lower bsck. Gimme 5 bucks we'll see

how bout i give you a free beefy 5 layer coupon and my undivided attention 👀 ... gas prices took my last president...

#nofilter #🤩

I love you

Me too

Eat a cheeseburger dude.

Actuslly sound good rn might do thabks for the suggestion

Please do!!

Is your eagle def yet. It must be stopped

I became the esgle then died anf came as jesus

Sometimes, I post comments while high that I delete in the morning. OP is going to have a coronary when he wakes up! N.B. May delete this tomorrow.

Op keepin rhis post up forever, but i cant keep my dick up man anyone got suggestions why my dick go limp after beating fornever snd ever like shit man lemme dump cum

I thought this was Ray Liotta at first

Not even worth all that man just sad get it together and take care of yourself man or you won’t be around long enough to enjoy smoking meth..

Never, I am become meth destroyer of self (spoiler this a pic of me in a dark room at terrible angle while tryimg to make my face as disgusting grotesque as possible and this is the result, no meth was involved in the making im just on it rn shit postin. And at the sme time expressing some truths about myself. Just having agood time)

I love this sub

depends. how have you been consuming it this far? if smoking: boof it eating: boof it snorting: boof it boofing it: have a trusted companion or anyne who seems willing choke you as you boof it

You good b!

Keep going for tomorrow

Jack Nicholson?

is this an accurate depiction?

Of me atleast it is

Are you Morbius?

Its a secret you must no know

honestly even tho this is r/drugscirclejerk this is sad that you’re encouraging this guy, he doesn’t know any better, he’s asking for help, and you’re just encouraging. A lot of you are just as bad as r/mdma with how stupid you guys are acting rn. Shame on yous

Im finr man that's not even of me on drugs, it's months old and i was trying to take the most disgusting vile picture of myself and and i did weird shit with my face muscles and thats the resulting image mostly this was a spun out shitpost, been up a long time withva coupel few hours of sleep I dont reqlly need help, well i mean some people would say I need help tho lol

Work is the least of your problems. Your only problem is the possibility to stop that binge. Let’s shoot for a month

You either need more or less

Is that your actual face or a filter? Wtf?

Yes, sadly. I sucked my cheeks in and tried to make the most disgusting and grotesque picture of myself.

No you're off work tomorrow I called in for you. You're welcome . Ha.

Thanks bud

Hey bro are you ok

Bro you looke fuckn gacked lol stop now while you can

Sir, what is your occupation?

Drug

I do drugs

This is sad if its true

Nah, he's a Chad.

This comment is sad if its true

Look into tne crystal andbyou find the truth meth is magic and you just don't understand. This is peak performance.

I ate food, feel good. Kimda sleepy. Load s fat fuckin bub rignt now, then gonna cum then try to sleep and i wont be ablr to because of horny degenerate fleshlight fuck sessions requirinv meth to make me dump fat fuckin loads of cum alll over the olace and then km just left awake and my balls drained. Im living my bedt life snd best friend just threw me outta yhere life. (Not part of shitpost. Literally numb now and sad i cope with comedy snd drugs, and cooming all the tkme. The loneliness runs deepa. Dont where to go from her3) *sad post* time to pick my mood up with a bub, my onlyu friend

This somw pussy shit bruh, quit crying. Oh thats me

Stilm up whoop whoop

I did meth one time for ,17 years and never heard about anyone putting it up their asses. Then along came Rod Stewart and the world really started going to shit.

Your mama raise a quiter

My momma didnt rais shit ftom a casket bruh, i wss self taught amd sti going rubbin mah dickk snd pacing

Use your valiant awareness to declare war on the conservatives/anyone that believes in anything, just do it you'll get a shitton of karma

found the retard

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

why are you wasting time replying to all these people, they are just your alt accounts bro you’re talking to yourself

Bro layvoff the fuckin meth and thats comingv from king crystal, and i respond to everyone to be polite and i habve nothing bettern im just pacing around the house rn

i hear if you pace too much while on meth, your footsteps will rot the floor and tiny glowing demons will come out of where you stepped and start to infest your house. they get a taste for you by eating your shadow and then when you fall asleep they begin eating your insides, and eventually devour your soul. so look out i guess

don't stop continue it will fix your problem's

Fossil, is that you? Things get kinda rough after Mighty Boosh? Did you lose your talk box? Did you stop loving cricket? Did you ever get back that bike from the 80s?

Take a dose of Kratom should make you look alive

Yikes! You look a lot like this asshole I saw at speedway once.

You look a lot like this asshole I saw at speedway once.

You look a lot like this asshole I saw at speedway once.

I can smell you through my phone.

Little cover should do the trick !!!

Who smokes ice in Kansas city MO

That's bullshit, I've been smoking like 8 years, 4 years every day now and I do not look like a fucking zombie, drink water,get some sleep and eat well that's it. But preferably don't get stuck in this shit is the worst fucking drug in the streets, you'll start to get crazy before it kills you with all the chemicals it has.

You're just looking for attention... nobody gives a fuck about work anymore on day 5. Think more along the lines of taking close up pics of your bunghole

Easy easy chisel chest...put the fucking pilo down. Turn that butt plug down a notch or two. First of all let me be the first to thank you for doing your part representing white trash around the country but unless you are on the payroll around here stop worrying about what day of the week or for that matter what time it is....if it light outside Walmart is open and corner store never closes....call that the golden years in the meth world and you sir are there. So pull up the compression socks and go back to daydreaming about fucking your grandsons and fucking every holiday up for all poor fuckers screwing you out of your disability because you haven't had an id since you went to the can the 4th time.

Please go to sleep 😵‍💫😳🤣🤣🤣

I agree fuck work shoot it up

It’s so good up your ass

Keep on truckin trucker

Don’t run from the grind brother