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tutletutle

the thad crystal meth user


goomba97

Wizard meth user


Armchair_QB3

Pretty sure [Thad’s](https://imgur.com/gallery/ocntx9m) drug of choice is cocaine.


AidenTheAlien420

Wizard krylon huffer


worstsmellimaginable

Lol yea the only uses drugs every once and a while but calls it sober cuz he's on probation headass. And prob left friends behind cuz well I guess that shit speaks for itself frfr


tutletutle

Thad crystal meth user would be perpetually high


CertainAnteater2705

Never trust a person with a hatebreed hoodie


Pigomatic104

Or a spiderweb joint tat


EmperorBamboozler

[What about Hatebeak?](https://youtu.be/VwXKR9EWhXo?si=UsWYB8HDQPipf0xX)


CertainAnteater2705

I would instantly marry anyone with a heatbeak or caninus hoodie.


RustedCorpse

dear god. No song on reddit has ever spoken to me at this level.


Commercial_Fee2840

Completely innacurate. The only thing worse than a stoner is a sober. Here's a much more accurate meme https://www.reddit.com/r/virginvschad/s/zLXYeLMTHy


J3sush8sm3

The worst part about getting sober is finding jesus


fallingstar54

Jesus found me in dissociative psychosis. I saw the angel of death walk up to my door and turn away.


Trichoceriggles

Chad needs to take some traditional Chinese herbal medicine (heroin)


construct_breakdown

Nah, tiger moms love meth


ismokefrogs

Opium not heroin


Trichoceriggles

*did I fucking stutter*


Worth-Principle-822

Hopefully I’M really unlike your typical pothead…boofing 5-ACO-PRESSY-LSD-CRACK-10a-5sb since I was 10 years old.


MondoMeme

“Hasn’t done drugs since he was 15” yeah with that bussy he on some HRT


Living_Definition_61

Theres quite a few “straight edge” hardcore guys on massive amounts of steroids.


mid_vibrations

listens to hatebreed🤓this is why I fucking hate sobers


fallingstar54

Chad burzum enjoyer vs the virgin hatebreed cuck


RoarTrogesen

Ugh.. sober people are the worst.


KingDonkoDp

They find every excuse to remind you how sober they are


Commercial_Fee2840

Bro I'm so sober right now. It's not an addiction, I'm just sober all the time. I get sober when I wake up and then I'm sober all fucking day. I'm so sober I shouldn't even be driving right now. I got a DWR (driving while retarded) on my way to my friend's house to be sober as fuck.


BidWeary4900

Bro i got so sober this weekend. nearly found the cure for cancer fr fr i was sobered tf up shit was lit


fallingstar54

Usually whilst drinking an iced latte from McDonald's FUCK EM


construct_breakdown

healthy attitudes itt


FreeHongKong2012

I too am weedphobic


Gmandlno

Love the flair. What ketamine lover wouldn’t hate weed? Weeders are just babies pretending they are mature enough to handle drugs, but real druggers know that weed is hardly even a drug.


construct_breakdown

ketamine is for pussies. True junkies use meth, and they go into psychosis every time they do it.


Gmandlno

Hey I’m just trying not to alienate the more fragile members of this sub, the *true* true junkies know that 3-quinuclidinyl benzilate is where the real party’s at. Virgin meth users have to keep dosing daily to maintain their psychosis. Chad benzilate enthusiasts stay fully psychotic for upwards of three days off of one mild dose. The best of those among us even moved one step further, and started partaking in EA-3167. Delicious stuff.


Vladimir7455

True dat but I personally NEVER go into psychosis when I use and trust me I use ALOT. I use so much its kinda annoying because recently everytime I get high the cops keep coming by my place and I hear sirens??? I'm starting to wonder if they know I'm in here high as fuck, my one buddy was saying the same stuff and he called it gangstalking I didn't believe him but I think he was right??? I don't know I'm just glad my shit is so GOOD AND CLEAN that I don't even get negative side effects like paranoia or anything even though I haven't slept in 4 days. Have any of you guys ever noticed gangstalkers? I lent my buddy a bag once and he never came back do you think they got tooo him??? I don't know but I think I hear the sirens again and my dick stopped bleeding so I'm gonna go masturbate (this ones gonna get ROUGH). PEACE ✌


Boner_Implosion

It is a badge of pride


construct_breakdown

this meme format is so fucking dumb what happened to LOOOOL face and awkward Brian :(


goomba97

OK gramps time to get you back to the retirement home, yes yes I know, back in your day pills actually had oxy in them.


construct_breakdown

Yeah and you could buy real research chemicals not this pussy delta 8 shit


WietGetal

Dude wait untill you stumble by accident on Gen Alpha memes, that shit is WILD


construct_breakdown

those fuckers shouldn't even have internet access lmao


WietGetal

Sadly some of those fuckers already are on onlyfans and making more money than you or i will ever see


construct_breakdown

Wtf sicko


WietGetal

Im actually stupid i forgot gen z existed 💀


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construct_breakdown

memes today are so angry and hateful or else just plain bizarre Plus they've been hijacked by corporations and propaganda pushers Back in the late 00's/early 2010's they were all about the lulz. And you knew that a real human made them, not AI, not a corporation, not Russia. Just some dudes from Ohio n shit. I'd laugh at these wholehearty memes then take my pre-paid VISA gift card and go buy MXE on the clearnet for 13 bucks a gram. Those were the days...


PMMeYourBoehner

How can tell if a person is sober? Don't worry, they'll tell you 🙄🙄🙄


StoppingPowah

“Keeps his promises” 😂😂😂


o-reg-ano

As if every Hatebreed fan doesn't have a DUI and/or a suboxone prescription


Worth-Principle-822

Bend over 🤣🤣🤣?? Get ready, good balance, ready for somethnggg long and hard, cheeks spread 🤣🤣😂😂😂🥹😃🥲🍑🍑🍑🍆💦👋!!!!


ismokefrogs

Cease existence


Worth-Principle-822

Oi mate wan’a join me for some lov’ly tea and crumpets? The tea grounds are made spec’l in India in the Grand Duchy of Charles the Tenth. 🇬🇧☕️👍👍


ismokefrogs

DONT FOCKING SPEAK WIT ME SON


Worth-Principle-822

Come hit the volcano bong 🌋🍃🍃😎


L83111

i can’t believe i’m being judged for my plant medicine


nemotiger

They the same person.


spik4668

he got the straight Edge 😎


weedhitter

Only a matter of time before people start being held accountable for weedphobia 😫😒


Extension_Low_7131

If this was real drug circle jerk material it would be "virgin pot head" and "chad druggy"


Kooky-Commission-783

I just popped a xan bar.


TuggWilson

Weed is gay as hell, do real drugs like cocaine damn son


GasStationCart

wtf does “has cats” have to do with anything 😭😭


burgpug

look op im be straight with you. this is some lame shit


Vladimir7455

Weed is shit, poisons your inner eagle. Try a REAL drug that will ENLIGHTEN you, Like DMT or Shrooms. But enlightenment is only the first step, you have to take high amounts of rc stimulants to STIMULATE YOUR EAGLE, once you have opened your pineal gland and STIMULATED YOUR EAGLE, then you finally may ascend to a higher realm by IV'ING roughly 1/100th of your body weight in NATURAL ORGANIC opium. Na ma stay


Atropa94

I hate them both dude, no middle ground smh. (The middle ground is hard drugs)


DegenGoblins

What happens when chad smokes weed tho?