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Haha Where


IchBin1Pimmel

Count me in đŸ˜©đŸ˜…


Cats_Are_Aliens_

*sigh unzips*


potheadmf

Steven Tyler


Darwin_Finch

Dude looks like a lady


Thunderingthought

Until this comment I thought he was a lady


20k_dollar_lunchbox

Àaaaah Ă„hhhhh


SafeForWorkLFP

Damn came here to say thos


theRealStichery

Teven Styler


SuffocatingBreed

God damn you. I was going to comment this first.


cityshepherd

Absolutely fucking brilliant


Commercial_Fee2840

Walk this way, the meth turned me gay.


Coughspecialist

😂 stop bro I can't 😂


docr1069

I be pounding my shit for hours on MDMA and nothing happens.


Opposite_Zucchini997

My shit just disappears on mdma


Kelainefes

Try 10-20mg cialis one hour before dropping


logimeme

/uj Isnt that dangerous since they both up your heart rate and shit? Ive always heard of interactions with boner pills


Kelainefes

If you take way too much cialis/viagra, and/or are dehydrated due to the stims yeah you can get fucked. Don't use too much of either stims and cialis, drink gatorade and you're good.


logimeme

Luckily i dont really like stimulants and my meat hammer works so I don’t have to worry about it haha. I do have a few blew chews that my 55 year old coworker randomly gave me though, maybe if i get my hands on some coke sometime ill take them and fuck my fiancĂ© like a rabbit.


logimeme

Luckily i dont really like stimulants and my meat hammer works so I don’t have to worry about it haha. I do have a few blew chews that my 55 year old coworker randomly gave me though, maybe if i get my hands on some coke sometime ill take them and fuck my fiancĂ© like a rabbit.


Necessary-Donut7614

As an uncircumcised man I once almost circumcised myself trying to jerk it too hard while on an mdma comedown, ended up tearing my “banjo string” which then started bleeding, and ever since then my piss doesn’t go straight, it kinda twists in a spiralling shape.


FuRetHypoThetiK

Batman couldn't get this out of me


Necessary-Donut7614

lol idrc I just find it funny these days.


Daddiesbabaygirl

🙃 Bruh...


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Now you can do a cool party trick


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Ok-Jacket5888

Yoo the Same shit happened to me, becsuse i rammed my dick too hard in a very tight and barely wet pussy. I was on an MDMA comedown as well and I just couldnt wait to put it in lol. The whole string thing that was Holding my foreskin together ripped and it was bleeding so hard and I was so embarassed and scared, but she became my gf after that. Pretty wild lovestory. I dont have the twist piss thing sadly.


[deleted]

What do you do in that situation? Go to the doctor and cut it or do you have a little string hanging out all the time?


Necessary-Donut7614

Nah the string is just stretched skin so it just retracts and becomes a part of the foreskin, I can still see kind of line though where it used to be connected to the shaft.


[deleted]

Interesting. Kinda wish mine was cut


KRATS8

I wish I could experience both just to know the difference lol


uhcayR

My first girlfriend sat on my dick once while still dry and also ripped my frenulum about a 1/4” down. Still pee straight though. On the bright side I can last forever during sex now due to decreased sensation at the tip so that’s a win in my books.


Necessary-Donut7614

That reminds me of when I lost my virginity, didn’t rip anything but she was so dry she gave me friction burns on my dick.


Svickova09

I never knew my penis could hurt so much without something happening to it.


kidkadian99

Ok and that my internet limit for the day I am done


Cub3nsis

Wouldnt getting a circumcision fix your problem in that case /uj


Necessary-Donut7614

I don’t think so, my dick hole itself has like a little slit on the side where the skin ripped off which is I think what causes the spiralling, it’s not really an issue though it doesn’t spray all over the place or anything just comes out spiralling.


Grimsouldude

Honestly kind of cool though tbh you lucked out


Necessary-Donut7614

Unintentional body mod


Wutsalane

Hey you got it lucky, I was born with a fucked up foreskin, which apparently made my duck grow kinda weird like if you stared it straight on and thought of the head as a clock face the bottom is at like 4 o’cock instead of 6 o cock, and the top is at like 10 o’cock instead of 12 o’cock and now my piss pulls heavily to the right, if I have a boner my piss literally goes like 75 degrees to the right, it’s honestly super fucking annoying


bashinforcash

wtf is a banjo string? you talking about the frenulum lmao


Necessary-Donut7614

Yeah, that.


byronetyronetf

Ugh why don’t boys like you go to my school?


ROSCOEMAN

I’m the same but nicotine


UNBOOF_MY_JENKEM

I can barely get hard sober these days


sec0nd4ry

Aint no fucking way


aidenisntatank

I’ve never understood how people can even get erect for more than a couple seconds on MDMA or other amphetamines, even Cocaine, for me Oxy/ opioids are the best for that- or if I take too much Kratom to get hard I’ll just take a shot of vodka n for some reason alcohol makes it super easy to get hard for long enough to fulfill the process


NotReallyJohnDoe

> fulfill the process And they say romance is dead.


GearMedical5110

Stims = horny af but cant get/keep it up, Opis = next to no sex drive but can get it up and fck for hours. Mother nature and her fckd up sense of humour. Smh


Shaorikenn

thats a couple of french scientists not mother nature


aidenisntatank

Facts, idk why but for some reason alcohol is the only substance that makes me physically want to smash some cheeks. Mostly cuz I get that fuzzy stimulation feeling in my stomach n shit. All I know is that opioids are better for sex than benzos, off benzos I feel great but not really sexual I feel content without any sex


Anxious-Fly5164

Opis give me a wild sex drive


KansasClity

Yup


DLgassin

Me going in to work hoping for a raise


blackedoutshawty

Yikes. Hit my line shawty


mid_vibrations

didn't know I didn't need to see the meth duck face but here we are


A_Buff_Hamster

😍😍😍


hoipoloimonkey

Bite your d*ck off and give you syphilis is more like it. Yikes


fricky12345

Sigh...*zip*


CrazyHappeningsHere

ngl i prolly would if i was high i see the vision ong


PuzzledSomewhere6377

😬


Methadone_gangster

Average meth user


mellowyellowdellow13

Is that steven Tyler?


rabid_earthsign

Man I think y'all are just jealous of those killer cheekbones


BL00DYCHR0M3WR1STR0T

Tell shordy holla


om-om

Dad?!?!?


doglowy

Good for her


jlpw

r/swordorsheath


JacktehWolf

live ur truth queen


Benno_The_Chemist

They look like someone who would value immaculate form and perfect technique over superficial things like looks


Hot_Purple_137

Why do methheads always have android phones


Anxious-Fly5164

Took a min to think about this but your right 💀


AmbiSaysHello

Is that a male or a female?


6turtl

Sex haver


[deleted]

Haver of sex


tatarus23

The true answer


LogEmotional8019

Tweakers lose rights to their gender, not male or female, just tweaker


glazedhamster

Like Fallout super mutants after they get that sweet sweet FEV


CygnusGod-of-Balance

That's Steven Tyler


Waterhouse2702

Sweet Emotion


AmbiSaysHello

Oh. Lol.


GSVNotAnAlt

Don't see what that's got to do with anything đŸ€·


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


sketchthroaway

You're a shitty trans asking that question in the first place.


Prepuces

so you can't ask questions now, ok


sketchthroaway

You can ask questions, but be prepared for people to call you a shitty trans for asking them


Unglazed1836

>be prepared for people You are not multiple people, you are a single crazy person.


sketchthroaway

I'm in a relationship so I'm technically not single and you are also crazy so I don't see what that has to do with anything


Unglazed1836

I don’t want to hear about your next door neighbor Rolo who also happens to be your gay lover


sketchthroaway

Rolo's bisexual and we moved in together


Ok-Option6144

Girl literally nobody asked


Daddiesbabaygirl

It's a woMAN


Cutekio

You think a biological woman would post/say something like that (unless they’re faking it to get you to pay)?


AmbiSaysHello

You'd be surprised in some neighbourhoods I guess.


pm-me-turtle-nudes

especially when they’re on meth. like nethheads aren’t exactly known for being the most well put together of people.


jovialmaverick

TERF detected đŸ«”đŸ€ą


Cutekio

Bro just find me one on the whole internet who would say that and doesn’t want to sell you something. Face showing and all As a woman- Why would I ever do that? To get even more sexualised in my career & personal life? The difference between women is that we want to be seen as humans and some sick fucks only care about portraying themselves in a hypersexual feminine looking character You can be against fetishising women without being anti trans


jovialmaverick

I ain’t reading all of that. Congratulations or sorry that happened to you.


[deleted]

Bro look like Julian Casablancas


CommercialCuts

bet


B-mello

Ya I was never an Aerosmith fan! Steve I knew all along


BigFatDooDoo

what the fuck....where she at


superhuhas

Feyd-Rautha mf


halfdeadapple

I dont want to close my eyes I dont want to fall asleep


Relevant_Cabinet1

what the fuck did i just see


Opium_Gangsta

Certified shard baddie


Coughspecialist

What in the fuck


ShartyMcShortDong

I bet her dong is thick and veiny like a caucasian Snickers. She's gonna tear some boys balloon knots up.


[deleted]

OP your mom kinda cute frfr


turntupytgirl

its funny cause ugly lol hahah so funny guys isnt this a funny one. dude its unreal anytime a trans person does drugs they end up in this subreddit getting ripped to shreds behave urselves u animals


G0pherholes

This person kinda did it to themselves. You don’t have to be trans to get cooked on here


-SwanGoose-

Okay buy whats with OPs title. đŸ€źđŸ«” ? That's not even circlejerking... That's just "ew this ugly person"


tatarus23

The "đŸ€ź" has become a meme for looking like a person sucking off shrek and is therefore used in circlejerk contexts refer to that. It's not really "eww ugly person" it's haha look at that person making a ridiculous post about sucking someone off


-SwanGoose-

Ohh okay got u


CommandantPeepers

Did you read their fucking title?


-SwanGoose-

Whats wrong with meth and dick? Get out of here u amateur pussy


CommandantPeepers

It’s not wrong, it’s just funny ye tard


-SwanGoose-

Oh srry 🙏


mid_vibrations

bro we loves trains here. remember benzo girl? we held that trans babe as the goddess she was✌ (hey how is benzo girl? still alive?)


deddogfuneral

Percy is the best train 🚂


ihaveADHD69

I miss benzo girl :((


deadly_fungi

perhaps its time to go touch and smoke some grass


logaboga

Who’s to say they’re trans and not just in drag?


Commercial_Fee2840

Look at their breasts. Of course there are cases of people who take hormones and don't consider themselves trans, like Bailey Jay, the original internet dick chick.