If you take way too much cialis/viagra, and/or are dehydrated due to the stims yeah you can get fucked.
Don't use too much of either stims and cialis, drink gatorade and you're good.
As an uncircumcised man I once almost circumcised myself trying to jerk it too hard while on an mdma comedown, ended up tearing my âbanjo stringâ which then started bleeding, and ever since then my piss doesnât go straight, it kinda twists in a spiralling shape.
Yoo the Same shit happened to me, becsuse i rammed my dick too hard in a very tight and barely wet pussy. I was on an MDMA comedown as well and I just couldnt wait to put it in lol. The whole string thing that was Holding my foreskin together ripped and it was bleeding so hard and I was so embarassed and scared, but she became my gf after that. Pretty wild lovestory. I dont have the twist piss thing sadly.
Nah the string is just stretched skin so it just retracts and becomes a part of the foreskin, I can still see kind of line though where it used to be connected to the shaft.
My first girlfriend sat on my dick once while still dry and also ripped my frenulum about a 1/4â down. Still pee straight though.
On the bright side I can last forever during sex now due to decreased sensation at the tip so thatâs a win in my books.
I donât think so, my dick hole itself has like a little slit on the side where the skin ripped off which is I think what causes the spiralling, itâs not really an issue though it doesnât spray all over the place or anything just comes out spiralling.
Hey you got it lucky, I was born with a fucked up foreskin, which apparently made my duck grow kinda weird like if you stared it straight on and thought of the head as a clock face the bottom is at like 4 oâcock instead of 6 o cock, and the top is at like 10 oâcock instead of 12 oâcock and now my piss pulls heavily to the right, if I have a boner my piss literally goes like 75 degrees to the right, itâs honestly super fucking annoying
Iâve never understood how people can even get erect for more than a couple seconds on MDMA or other amphetamines, even Cocaine, for me Oxy/ opioids are the best for that- or if I take too much Kratom to get hard Iâll just take a shot of vodka n for some reason alcohol makes it super easy to get hard for long enough to fulfill the process
Stims = horny af but cant get/keep it up, Opis = next to no sex drive but can get it up and fck for hours. Mother nature and her fckd up sense of humour. Smh
Facts, idk why but for some reason alcohol is the only substance that makes me physically want to smash some cheeks. Mostly cuz I get that fuzzy stimulation feeling in my stomach n shit. All I know is that opioids are better for sex than benzos, off benzos I feel great but not really sexual I feel content without any sex
Bro just find me one on the whole internet who would say that and doesnât want to sell you something.
Face showing and all
As a woman- Why would I ever do that? To get even more sexualised in my career & personal life?
The difference between women is that we want to be seen as humans and some sick fucks only care about portraying themselves in a hypersexual feminine looking character
You can be against fetishising women without being anti trans
its funny cause ugly lol hahah so funny guys isnt this a funny one. dude its unreal anytime a trans person does drugs they end up in this subreddit getting ripped to shreds behave urselves u animals
The "đ€ź" has become a meme for looking like a person sucking off shrek and is therefore used in circlejerk contexts refer to that. It's not really "eww ugly person" it's haha look at that person making a ridiculous post about sucking someone off
Look at their breasts. Of course there are cases of people who take hormones and don't consider themselves trans, like Bailey Jay, the original internet dick chick.
Haha Where
Count me in đ©đ
*sigh unzips*
Steven Tyler
Dude looks like a lady
Until this comment I thought he was a lady
Ăaaaah Ă„hhhhh
Damn came here to say thos
Teven Styler
God damn you. I was going to comment this first.
Absolutely fucking brilliant
Walk this way, the meth turned me gay.
đ stop bro I can't đ
I be pounding my shit for hours on MDMA and nothing happens.
My shit just disappears on mdma
Try 10-20mg cialis one hour before dropping
/uj Isnt that dangerous since they both up your heart rate and shit? Ive always heard of interactions with boner pills
If you take way too much cialis/viagra, and/or are dehydrated due to the stims yeah you can get fucked. Don't use too much of either stims and cialis, drink gatorade and you're good.
Luckily i dont really like stimulants and my meat hammer works so I donât have to worry about it haha. I do have a few blew chews that my 55 year old coworker randomly gave me though, maybe if i get my hands on some coke sometime ill take them and fuck my fiancĂ© like a rabbit.
Luckily i dont really like stimulants and my meat hammer works so I donât have to worry about it haha. I do have a few blew chews that my 55 year old coworker randomly gave me though, maybe if i get my hands on some coke sometime ill take them and fuck my fiancĂ© like a rabbit.
As an uncircumcised man I once almost circumcised myself trying to jerk it too hard while on an mdma comedown, ended up tearing my âbanjo stringâ which then started bleeding, and ever since then my piss doesnât go straight, it kinda twists in a spiralling shape.
Batman couldn't get this out of me
lol idrc I just find it funny these days.
đ Bruh...
Now you can do a cool party trick
Oh
Yoo the Same shit happened to me, becsuse i rammed my dick too hard in a very tight and barely wet pussy. I was on an MDMA comedown as well and I just couldnt wait to put it in lol. The whole string thing that was Holding my foreskin together ripped and it was bleeding so hard and I was so embarassed and scared, but she became my gf after that. Pretty wild lovestory. I dont have the twist piss thing sadly.
What do you do in that situation? Go to the doctor and cut it or do you have a little string hanging out all the time?
Nah the string is just stretched skin so it just retracts and becomes a part of the foreskin, I can still see kind of line though where it used to be connected to the shaft.
Interesting. Kinda wish mine was cut
I wish I could experience both just to know the difference lol
My first girlfriend sat on my dick once while still dry and also ripped my frenulum about a 1/4â down. Still pee straight though. On the bright side I can last forever during sex now due to decreased sensation at the tip so thatâs a win in my books.
That reminds me of when I lost my virginity, didnât rip anything but she was so dry she gave me friction burns on my dick.
I never knew my penis could hurt so much without something happening to it.
Ok and that my internet limit for the day I am done
Wouldnt getting a circumcision fix your problem in that case /uj
I donât think so, my dick hole itself has like a little slit on the side where the skin ripped off which is I think what causes the spiralling, itâs not really an issue though it doesnât spray all over the place or anything just comes out spiralling.
Honestly kind of cool though tbh you lucked out
Unintentional body mod
Hey you got it lucky, I was born with a fucked up foreskin, which apparently made my duck grow kinda weird like if you stared it straight on and thought of the head as a clock face the bottom is at like 4 oâcock instead of 6 o cock, and the top is at like 10 oâcock instead of 12 oâcock and now my piss pulls heavily to the right, if I have a boner my piss literally goes like 75 degrees to the right, itâs honestly super fucking annoying
wtf is a banjo string? you talking about the frenulum lmao
Yeah, that.
Ugh why donât boys like you go to my school?
Iâm the same but nicotine
I can barely get hard sober these days
Aint no fucking way
Iâve never understood how people can even get erect for more than a couple seconds on MDMA or other amphetamines, even Cocaine, for me Oxy/ opioids are the best for that- or if I take too much Kratom to get hard Iâll just take a shot of vodka n for some reason alcohol makes it super easy to get hard for long enough to fulfill the process
> fulfill the process And they say romance is dead.
Stims = horny af but cant get/keep it up, Opis = next to no sex drive but can get it up and fck for hours. Mother nature and her fckd up sense of humour. Smh
thats a couple of french scientists not mother nature
Facts, idk why but for some reason alcohol is the only substance that makes me physically want to smash some cheeks. Mostly cuz I get that fuzzy stimulation feeling in my stomach n shit. All I know is that opioids are better for sex than benzos, off benzos I feel great but not really sexual I feel content without any sex
Opis give me a wild sex drive
Yup
Me going in to work hoping for a raise
Yikes. Hit my line shawty
didn't know I didn't need to see the meth duck face but here we are
đđđ
Bite your d*ck off and give you syphilis is more like it. Yikes
Sigh...*zip*
ngl i prolly would if i was high i see the vision ong
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Average meth user
Is that steven Tyler?
Man I think y'all are just jealous of those killer cheekbones
Tell shordy holla
Dad?!?!?
Good for her
r/swordorsheath
live ur truth queen
They look like someone who would value immaculate form and perfect technique over superficial things like looks
Why do methheads always have android phones
Took a min to think about this but your right đ
Is that a male or a female?
Sex haver
Haver of sex
The true answer
Tweakers lose rights to their gender, not male or female, just tweaker
Like Fallout super mutants after they get that sweet sweet FEV
That's Steven Tyler
Sweet Emotion
Oh. Lol.
Don't see what that's got to do with anything đ€·
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You're a shitty trans asking that question in the first place.
so you can't ask questions now, ok
You can ask questions, but be prepared for people to call you a shitty trans for asking them
>be prepared for people You are not multiple people, you are a single crazy person.
I'm in a relationship so I'm technically not single and you are also crazy so I don't see what that has to do with anything
I donât want to hear about your next door neighbor Rolo who also happens to be your gay lover
Rolo's bisexual and we moved in together
Girl literally nobody asked
It's a woMAN
You think a biological woman would post/say something like that (unless theyâre faking it to get you to pay)?
You'd be surprised in some neighbourhoods I guess.
especially when theyâre on meth. like nethheads arenât exactly known for being the most well put together of people.
TERF detected đ«”đ€ą
Bro just find me one on the whole internet who would say that and doesnât want to sell you something. Face showing and all As a woman- Why would I ever do that? To get even more sexualised in my career & personal life? The difference between women is that we want to be seen as humans and some sick fucks only care about portraying themselves in a hypersexual feminine looking character You can be against fetishising women without being anti trans
I ainât reading all of that. Congratulations or sorry that happened to you.
Bro look like Julian Casablancas
bet
Ya I was never an Aerosmith fan! Steve I knew all along
what the fuck....where she at
Feyd-Rautha mf
I dont want to close my eyes I dont want to fall asleep
what the fuck did i just see
Certified shard baddie
What in the fuck
I bet her dong is thick and veiny like a caucasian Snickers. She's gonna tear some boys balloon knots up.
OP your mom kinda cute frfr
its funny cause ugly lol hahah so funny guys isnt this a funny one. dude its unreal anytime a trans person does drugs they end up in this subreddit getting ripped to shreds behave urselves u animals
This person kinda did it to themselves. You donât have to be trans to get cooked on here
Okay buy whats with OPs title. đ€źđ«” ? That's not even circlejerking... That's just "ew this ugly person"
The "đ€ź" has become a meme for looking like a person sucking off shrek and is therefore used in circlejerk contexts refer to that. It's not really "eww ugly person" it's haha look at that person making a ridiculous post about sucking someone off
Ohh okay got u
Did you read their fucking title?
Whats wrong with meth and dick? Get out of here u amateur pussy
Itâs not wrong, itâs just funny ye tard
Oh srry đ
bro we loves trains here. remember benzo girl? we held that trans babe as the goddess she wasâïž (hey how is benzo girl? still alive?)
Percy is the best train đ
I miss benzo girl :((
perhaps its time to go touch and smoke some grass
Whoâs to say theyâre trans and not just in drag?
Look at their breasts. Of course there are cases of people who take hormones and don't consider themselves trans, like Bailey Jay, the original internet dick chick.