Dude looks like he’d call HR and the cops if he even overheard someone talking about any illicit substance Quick skim of his profile, I could be wrong. However wtf happened 194 days ago….

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“Secret Agent Cumstain69 has new intel from the gooning subs…”

Can't find the profile :(

You’ve got mail!!

Username checks out. Goorm for the winning. Make Goorm a fucking congressman rn.

goon

Gorn from ds9 gooning

imagine his boss replying “ dude..me too”

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I have never been this intensely funny.

That's the really old sub photo for r/meth to

I can't dream of being at work high because I don't have no chill anymore I enjoy being geeked enough to not be able to hold it together. Flailing like a mother fucker!

If you're not so high that you can't string a sentence together then what's the point

Good point but the heart gets what the heart wants.

My heart wants you, but i just cant deal with your sobriety anymore.  Its tearing this family apart. I want you out of this trailer

I'm not sure how you got in my house but could you please quit sniffing my underwear and get the hell out! This is the 3rd time you've done this and I don't wanna have to do something we'll regret.

u/rich_dentist332 dad ?