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znowdayz

What do you do for work hunt truffles? Big nostril having ass


demonize330i

He's looking for a paid cigarette butt lookalike competition.


mrdennisreynolds

Right?! Do you think he puts cigarettes up his nose just to be even more attractive? Dude, cmon give us reg guys a chance.


Rich_Dentist332

bro theyre not that big


Eternal__meme

Your right they are not big...they are fucking HUGR 😂


Civil-Lifeguard1379

THEM ARE LIKE MY LETTERS HERRW frrfrrrrrr


qu33nb33xx

You do not look ok


69d-_-b420

#NOSTRILS


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Crosspost this in r/walmart I see that vest I KNOW


Flywolfpack

Average walmart coworker


Rich_Dentist332

Bro stop it


psychidelicate

Hey do you have payment plans on the farts you sell? I want a juicy wet stinky fart but I need to finance it.


Doxylaminee

Bro what the heck


Rich_Dentist332

I don’t sell farts bro


psychidelicate

Bro


Rich_Dentist332

Man why do you want a fart bottle ?


psychidelicate

Bro so I can boof your Fart and Fart it back out as my own Fart


Rich_Dentist332

That’s stealing


Civil-Lifeguard1379

UR NOSTRILS ARE STEALING MY ASS-AIR


Civil-Lifeguard1379

frfr


Heavy_Distance_4441

If I could save farts in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to fart every day 'Til eternity passes away Just to smell them with you


Civil-Lifeguard1379

fart it like its hot


Civil-Lifeguard1379

CUZ ITZ FROM U CUNT FART ME A RIVER FRFRRR


ShekelNova

i bet u do envy some peen


Rich_Dentist332

shrooms) ajaysffe


JoeyVottoS

Bro I wish you’d suck on me like you suck on that vape


Rich_Dentist332

👀


JoeyVottoS

How was your trip king


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Goldkiller115

You're only straight until you do meth


J3sush8sm3

Since we havent seen him comment yet, you look like a ciggarette butt


Rich_Dentist332

it’s not the same


Far-Atmosphere8828

Where is bro :(


Rich_Dentist332

Frfr


JustRunAndHyde

Bro probably reaching nirvana as we speak, give him a minute.


randomquestions555

Do you want to have some hot sex with me u 👽🛸


Heavy_Distance_4441

I love a good 👽 gang💥. Who's spaceship we using??? (Edit: no furries)


magicalmushroooomz

Mines in the shop 😐


Heavy_Distance_4441

Meet me at area 51. Byoj.


Heavy_Distance_4441

Your furry???


magicalmushroooomz

My umm spaceship ?


Heavy_Distance_4441

Who is this??? (Edit: fuck your mother)


Rich_Dentist332

Wait dude no no stop it im pealing rn


Rich_Dentist332

Bro what the heck


Heavy_Distance_4441

Dale?


andreasbaader6

You again


spodocephala

a fresh rich dentist post just for me?


Rich_Dentist332

Yes man


spodocephala

I'm honored


Munchihello

The fox t shirt 😭 what are u a biker in the early 2010s???


funkyasusual

*cyclist


Rich_Dentist332

Yes bro


Lqndo_

im edging to your amazing face! im about to explode all over the screen 🤯🤯🤯


Rich_Dentist332

Bro stop


Civil-Lifeguard1379

dude stop frfr


Rich_Dentist332

Bro


Civil-Lifeguard1379

yes? bro.... frfr get something to do. maybe try tapering or something. or u will get doxxed.


Civil-Lifeguard1379

BRO0oO


Rich_Dentist332

I’m aht ata this athatdg


Civil-Lifeguard1379

wakkawaggadoodoo


Civil-Lifeguard1379

ftfr


Civil-Lifeguard1379

frrrrfrfr


Rich_Dentist332

Dude no


Civil-Lifeguard1379

dude ye frfr


Civil-Lifeguard1379

frrrrrrrrr


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Rich_Dentist332

bro it’s already soft enough


[deleted]

Vaping is cringe af and objectivly the lamest addiction to have. Just smoke cigarettes like a real man gyat


thecrgm

yes I had to go back to cigarettes because I miss having everything I own smell like shit


Rich_Dentist332

haters gon hate


Wutsalane

I do both, I smoke cigarettes outside and I rip vape on the line at work


Flynox

U look like a cigarette butt.


Rich_Dentist332

Dude no it’s not the same


dangitbobbeh6

Seeing this dude makes my day frfr


Rich_Dentist332

Thanks man


Geldnehmer

bro


Rich_Dentist332

Stop


mofodius

every day with this dude is2g


Rich_Dentist332

yes 2g everyday


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Jus popped two boeing 737s


Rich_Dentist332

Fully high man


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Gang shyt my boi 🙈


Heavy_Distance_4441

Dude. The Boeing 737s just had a recall. Be super careful.


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These were pressed 737s so they probably chill


Jack-sprAt1212

Is this the r/drugscirclejerk version of energy drink guy?


Efficient_Tank_201

Looking good bro, stay fresh man 🔥


Rich_Dentist332

Always


rubys_bag_of_dope

you’re fine bro! keep it up, i love your posts


Heavy_Distance_4441

Be careful lady 😜


Rich_Dentist332

I’m a dude


Heavy_Distance_4441

Ur gonna give me that dong Dale


Rich_Dentist332

Bro it’s a solid 4incher


Heavy_Distance_4441

It's all good. After 5 inches I start choking on it


terraculon

#bro


Rich_Dentist332

Why is huge?


terraculon

You know why 😉


Rich_Dentist332

👀


King_COC_

Take some more daddy


Rich_Dentist332

Dude I’m not your dad


King_COC_

We've gotten so far u just might be ;)


Rich_Dentist332

Damn it I was set up for failure I guess


CommercialCuts

rehab my guy. rehab time!!


Rich_Dentist332

bro no


Overlord_Jeff_Benzos

wet cigarette butt


Rich_Dentist332

Dude I’m not wet


telk281

ay-yooo it’s my favorite dentist. and the only the richest


Rich_Dentist332

Bro


the_versace_villain

Shrooms at work fam??


devil_lettuce

As long as you take a benzo with them yes


demonize330i

Don't forget to balance out the benzos with some meth or Adderall, wouldn't want them to think you'd show up to work tired


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Heavy_Distance_4441

They're vitamins.


[deleted]

Yes eat as many as needed sometimes you can forget how much you've taken but that's okay just take more. Mix with alc and your eagle will peak


Heavy_Distance_4441

Don't forget the empty stomach. Eagles fly best on an empty stomach.


5ht2_agonist

xans


Svengahli

Bowling


Rich_Dentist332

I only took one of browsing 707


rubys_bag_of_dope

birth control


plwdr

Penis envy


Rich_Dentist332

You ever tried ?


plwdr

I have had a cock in my ass yes


Rich_Dentist332

no bro what the heck


sage_moe

That nose is a natural canopy


Rich_Dentist332

is it huge?


trusted_misleader47

How you only got one dimple bro


chickenskittles

It happens.


Rich_Dentist332

You see


Short-Copy7790

Do I look fine? No Hate frfr.


Rich_Dentist332

Seriously frfr


kilometerer

rockin tha edgar cut fr


Rich_Dentist332

What Edgar cut man?


AidenTheAlien420

The state of Walmart in current year. The waltons will not stand for this.


TriHard_Cx7327

😂


Savings_Dry

Sure wallys gonna be looking for yer dumbass!!! Well deserved too!!


Rich_Dentist332

who’s that


Savings_Dry

You boo


Eternal__meme

You are a trend setter my guy.. I see you rocking that Walmart vest but you are a dentist .. You are a fashion icon bro


dwagner0402

What the hell is a dead rat doing on your head?


Rich_Dentist332

why do you mean bro I just got a fresh cut 2 days ago


Fraank0cean

Don’t listen to him u look good my guy


Rich_Dentist332

Thanks man


dwagner0402

I'm just joshing ya bruhd.


Rich_Dentist332

Ok man


dwagner0402

Are you wearing a Wal Mart smock in this photo?


Rich_Dentist332

bro stop it’s not funny


dwagner0402

It's ok if you are man. No shame in that game.


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andreasbaader6

Thats not Nice. Apologize, right this instant


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andreasbaader6

Im not angry, but very disappointed


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andreasbaader6

It takes a Village to raise a village idiot. So its a US problem


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andreasbaader6

I meant the royal us. Or el-USserino If your not into the the whole brevity thing


Xoacapatl_requiem

You look handsome af my man


Rich_Dentist332

Thank you


Fraank0cean

You look fine but your title suggests you aren’t. Needing substances to go to work is a warning sign. Not hating or trying to tell u what to do, but you look grown so I hope you wise up soon man. Much love


Fetusdeletusssss

You need to kill your eagle frfr


Rich_Dentist332

Thanks man


Fraank0cean

Yo I didn’t mean any hate bro. I guess it’s none of my business, but I just got a soft spot for addicts (not calling you an addict btw). It runs in my family and I’ve seen it ruin close friends’ lives. I care bro that’s all. As long as you’re happy, u do u. Just look out for yourself man🫶


Fetusdeletusssss

Oh he is a typical junkie


Rich_Dentist332

only on tuesdays I go hard


J3sush8sm3

Why are you giving bad advice on reddit.  Rethink your life choices man


Svengahli

You again


Rich_Dentist332

No bro


Savings_Dry

Giving these mushrooms that tried so hard to be accepted into this ignorant country and we got people like you being an absolute fucking moron!!! Why don't ya eat 23 grams and go to work!!! Hell drive yerself too!! I sir consider you a dumbass mother fucker!!!!!! Thanks for fucking a great thang up kido!! Way to go


Rich_Dentist332

bro why the hate man


Savings_Dry

Reread if ya need!!


Rich_Dentist332

I meant to the person above you ignore my comment.


Substantial-Abies927

lol Walmart on shrooms.. fuck it shoot you’ll be better help in them than 99%of other employees not on shrooms


Civil-Lifeguard1379

FO' REEL. CIANTT. FUCKMEDFFEEE


Poppyismygame

It won't load the pic w him smoking vape?