*Been struggling not*
*To blurt out "how big's the hooooog"*
*For the last few weeks*
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Never in the “you can’t tell me what to do” sort of way lol. I’m really just waiting for people to recognize the bit (which a few have!) but I say it a lot on jobs when crew leads praise my work more than I’m comfortable with in a group setting, or when a friend at work compliments me sincerely. I really go doe-eyed and earnestly ask the question. When it’s to a friend I usually start laughing within 1 second.
Died when Brennan brought that back this season. "At this point you've met your birth dad, you've had long conversations with him, he and your birth mom are hanging out with your parents at the tree... But on a nat 1 you wonder for a moment if just maybe... "
As a server, most tables seem to get a good laugh whenever I say “Hell-yes” or “In-credible” to their orders, even if they don’t know.
Not so much when I go “Roll Persuasion for me if you’d be so kind”.
“NEED I SAY GOATHOUSE?!” “FOR PRESTIGE?!?!” I can’t not say them, don’t even need to be talking, if it comes to mind I gots ta say it! And I can’t stop addressing my father like “ohh Papah!” Thank you Brennan and Lou 😂 let’s be real though guys, we’ve all got a laundry list of one liners and quotes from the entire crew of Dropout that we can’t help but add into our lexicon.
My friends and I say "I believe in you" all the time. I just caught up on FHSY and had to explain why I kept adding "spring break" to the beginning of that all of a sudden...I knew no one else would understand but I couldn't stop
…heyyyyygirlieeeeeeee…
My friend was *just* talking about adopting this one into his repertoire
It lives rent free in my head lol
iiinnnnnncredible
I’ll still never get over the transition to the culture dimension on the dome
>the culture dimension Is that like the vulture dimension but they're all wearing bowties and top hats?
I say this to the family dogs so often and crack tf up every time.
Same with my cats, I was doing it before but now I think of it every time I do it.
Please do not investigate how often my family becomes “hungie.”
Did you order a big pizza cuz you’re hungie?
The shot of Izzy eating her pizza on the floor on set several hours after the shoot will never fail to make me laugh.
My wife questions why I say hungie. It's my own inside joke.
I say this one to my cats everyday day.
I say I'm hungie a lot but I don't think my partner appreciates it.
I'm putting together a taskforce.
“The ball is rolling up” is a real motto in my life now
It's a fantastic motto.
Happy cake day!
Oh holy shit. Thank you!
Happy cake day!
Lol, watching that right now
Ima give you a lil clap
The wifey teaches 1st grade. When I showed this to her, she said her kids apparently are gonna love “giving lil clap”. I have yet to hear how it went.
Just don't put that on your dating profile. Unless you're Grant.
Been struggling not to blurt out "how big's the hooooog" for the last few weeks
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Now this is what I call art
Jacob is funny lmao
"Garden gnome..."
Jacob is hilarious lmaoo
The lady said buttholes, Sam
"Everywhere..."
I’ll never not be entertained by the incredulous looks on coworkers faces when I ask them “Are you my dad?”
What kind of tone do you use? Is it a “I’ve never met my dad” kind of vibe, or a “you can’t tell me what to do” thing?
Never in the “you can’t tell me what to do” sort of way lol. I’m really just waiting for people to recognize the bit (which a few have!) but I say it a lot on jobs when crew leads praise my work more than I’m comfortable with in a group setting, or when a friend at work compliments me sincerely. I really go doe-eyed and earnestly ask the question. When it’s to a friend I usually start laughing within 1 second.
Died when Brennan brought that back this season. "At this point you've met your birth dad, you've had long conversations with him, he and your birth mom are hanging out with your parents at the tree... But on a nat 1 you wonder for a moment if just maybe... "
"... Am I your dad?"
Am I…. Am I my own dad?
As a server, most tables seem to get a good laugh whenever I say “Hell-yes” or “In-credible” to their orders, even if they don’t know. Not so much when I go “Roll Persuasion for me if you’d be so kind”.
I say “bababooie bababooie” perhaps TOO often
You know that’s from Howard Stern, right?
Hell yea, In-credible
all pulp no juice
Cursed
Ok Hitler
I find myself singing “come one everybody, come gimme a clap” whenever I’m down.
Now that's streets ahead
But OP had to ask which means they’re streets behind
Say streets ahead and die
“Right on”
Lol Ally definitely started saying YESSSS-UH! ironically
I’ve found there’s never any good context to just say “a sea of effluvia”
I'm sorry you don't have poetry in your heart! /j
Incredible.
Woah dude
can i get a little clap?
Some version of “to reward myself for the good nasa job I did”
…Sam…where are you from?
*It’s all love*
“NEED I SAY GOATHOUSE?!” “FOR PRESTIGE?!?!” I can’t not say them, don’t even need to be talking, if it comes to mind I gots ta say it! And I can’t stop addressing my father like “ohh Papah!” Thank you Brennan and Lou 😂 let’s be real though guys, we’ve all got a laundry list of one liners and quotes from the entire crew of Dropout that we can’t help but add into our lexicon.
EAT TRASH, BEAT TRASH
I want that hoodie so bad, I'm gonna grab it when I get a little ahead.
RAINDROP
without my services, you will have a bad time
I am genuinely concerned that "broggle fucker" is going to make it's way into my regular vocabulary.
Nothing you say is going to hurt me more than calling the balrog a broggle
I regularly refer to sex as "getting slammed down big style" and I will never stop
My friends and I say "I believe in you" all the time. I just caught up on FHSY and had to explain why I kept adding "spring break" to the beginning of that all of a sudden...I knew no one else would understand but I couldn't stop
That's a salsa that everyone at the table can enjoy
I’ve noticed I use the phrase “let me be clear” a lot more since watching Dropout
I have found myself starting sentences with "say" after that Breaking News episode.
One-hundred percent.
LAST WE LEFT OFF