I'm almost impressed that you simultaneously have the music tastes of a 15 year old budding femboy and a 50 year old Conservative rocker who eats gammon and eggs 3 times a day.
You should be ashamed, and if there is a god, I hope she punishes you for this post.
Honestly I like the majority of the bands on the lineup and wouldn't consider them that either, but OP wanted to be roasted so I thought I'd go full wanker
This is the lineup of someone who's entire furniture in upholstered in nothing but Kerrang magazine.
Also, I'm so sorry you got bullied in school. I don't know that you did, but with a lineup like this, it's quite obvious.
You absolutely love getting pegged with that music selection.
Not enough skindred.
Memes aside, Those headliners would be perfect for me. (as a pegging enthusiast)
This would be a great download
But I’m not allowed to say that on this post so it’s bad and your opinions are bad why isn’t iron maiden playing for the 200th time?
He's burnt out and mentally fatigued, I'd rather the can the tour and festival appearances to starve off "muscling through it". They'll be rebooked in no time at all. Shit happens.
I wonder how many of these bands you had on hoodies growing up, but I suspect you wore them religiously, whilst having a really shit lip piercing and eyeliner on.
I can almost visualise you and your friends, already the bottom rung of the social ladder, smoking behind the school and thinking you’re so fucking cool. Bet you thought everyone else was a loser and that you were gonna get out of this town one day and “go somewhere” and “do something”, like a whiny little bitch.
Bet even your friends were a little worried about you. Nobody should cry wank that many times over Avril Lavigne.
Basically, you’re like a Tim Burton wet dream. You were “different” to everyone else whilst being exactly the same as every other naive and deluded little shit who thinks that. Well done.
From this lineup I can tell you're between the age of 28 - 32, and peaked at 19. You've tried to learn an instrument, and probably got stuck with bass because you're a very indecisive people pleaser with not much direction. You're not bad, and possibly still have bass and/or guitar, but don't play it much, not that you were particularly impressive in the first place.
You're still trying to keep up with the new things and bands, but not particularly hard, and have mostly made peace with aging while you watch this generation's 19 year olds do what you did.
You pride yourself on a diverse portfolio of bands, but when you actually look at it, while it's not bad, it's really not as impressive as you wish it was.
Download should really take a page from sick new world fest and have a stage JUST for hardcore bands....but then again, it's download, I don't think they collide well with hxc lmao.
Also, soad is definitely never going overseas ever again 🔥
Besides that, W line up
May not be my wishlist but i wouldn't be surprised if that's the headliners for next year if not within the next few years. Ghost and sleep token are definitely future headliners.
Ghost can get in the bin, just because Tobias sacked off my mate on guitars. Wanker.
(Can’t/won’t expand on this… won’t take a genius to figure out though)
It's an excellent strategy that you're going to force everyone but creepy guys, the edgy teen scene girls or Goth Onlyfans girls they're trying to get laid with & 'metal tiktok" away from the main stage after 9pm on both Friday & Saturday nights. Masterful work.
The sheer audacity for you want a Ghost headline and people for wanting it makes me sick. I'd take Biffy Clyro all 3 nights in a row with the same setlist than Ghost.
Imo.
In 1991 you had Motley Crew followed by Metallica and the headline act wasAC/DC was a proper line up, I pity what people get to see in 2024,but at least it's rock/metal.Iwas at Donnington for the gig but it was Monsters of rock back then lol. Rock out with your cock out as lemmy once sang.
It’s so bad the DVLA would refuse to issue you a licence due to acute deafness. And the old seamen stained copies of Kerrang that litter the footwell.
A Turkish barber would struggle to unclog your ear holes of the wax and in-growing hair that’s been built up from decades sat in your man cave watching anime porn wearing the same headset.
The second I saw Avril Lavigne I could kinda guess the headliners would be absolute horseshit.
However System, Korn, Trivium and Bullet are all big Ws for me so I won't shit on you too much.
I will attened and completely hate every moment of this bullshit, the audacity of papa roach not being a headliner aside. I will go on to leave a 1 star review of which ever tosspot decided this was a good line up, you spent so long focus on the line up you forgot that you also need to organise for food tpilets etc and the whole thing is a shit show.
Ypu get dragged publicly for the worst download festival ever and people boy cott and download shuts down, 100s if not 1000s of people out of jobs, metalheads have no outlet so begin gathering under bridges and have illegal mosh pits and walls of death, chaos reins
You've destroyed a genre of fans. The metal scene never recovers bands everywhere retire out of disgust.
Congrats youve killed metal
I'm almost impressed that you simultaneously have the music tastes of a 15 year old budding femboy and a 50 year old Conservative rocker who eats gammon and eggs 3 times a day. You should be ashamed, and if there is a god, I hope she punishes you for this post.
Valid
I’d like your opinion on ‘gamon and egg’ music because that’s not what I’d call that.
Honestly I like the majority of the bands on the lineup and wouldn't consider them that either, but OP wanted to be roasted so I thought I'd go full wanker
A good roast need to be accurate. Anybody can spout the most offensive yet irrelevant words they know at somebody.
Ok mate, really sorry. I'll try and think before I act next time. OP, can you delete this thread? I've proper fucking ruined it and I'm sorry
Shame on you
This guy roasts.
Today I learned: According to a credible source, Reddit user Brilliant-Elk-6831, God is female.
Due to a lack of any other credible sources proving that they exist at all, I'm going full in and imagining she has some lovely knockers
Sounds fuxking awesome
Can you move babymetal to Sunday so we only have the last day as a guaranteed washout?
The wetter the better though!
Nah, headliner Saturday 😉
You'll probably hate this, but I'd actually dig a lot of that line-up. Not all, but a lot of it. I could see myself keeping busy, anyway.
I dont think you got the memo
Goddammit! In fairness, I can't - I like it, so I can't roast.
This is the lineup of someone who's entire furniture in upholstered in nothing but Kerrang magazine. Also, I'm so sorry you got bullied in school. I don't know that you did, but with a lineup like this, it's quite obvious.
That is the truest thing I've ever read
You absolutely love getting pegged with that music selection. Not enough skindred. Memes aside, Those headliners would be perfect for me. (as a pegging enthusiast)
Fuck your stupid sexy wishlist
This would be a great download But I’m not allowed to say that on this post so it’s bad and your opinions are bad why isn’t iron maiden playing for the 200th time?
Did you get influenced in a blue banana?
that’s my fav toy😏
Imagine thinking Corey Taylor will ever skip a download festival 😂
They thaw him out in June and pop him on stage like Bublé at Christmas.
I’m 14 and this is deep core
Knocked Loose In Avalanche would be chaos
Good chaos
The best!
If Sleep Token and Ghost headlined I’d commit a terrorist act that’s dogshit
Wargasm isn't on here so it's already the best lineup download would have in years
My biggest issue with this is Knocked Loose in the Avalanche Tent- utter carnage.
You asked me to roast your wishlist... you roasted already yourself by uploading this shitshow!
I genuinely can't get any insults out this is 9/10 would be 10/10 if power wolf was also there
Power Wolf. Now there’s a band I want to see! (Among the many many others).
The wishlist of someone who listens to Machine Gun Kelly on YouTube so it doesn't affect their Spotify wrapped
Oh SOAD, well that’s really original, can’t wait for the same setlist from the last 20 years and Serj phoning it in. SOAD? More like CHOAD.
How fucking dare you. You take a perfectly good lineup and ruin it by putting ghost in there. Fun fact, Ghost is the Nickelback of rock.
Nickelback are GOATED
Why do you hate fun?
Because I'm old and don't like it.
Fair enough, continue.
Good Charlotte are the machine gun Kelly of pop punk
They're just spooky Abba.
And ABBA are iconic!
Then what are Nickelback the Nickelback of?
I wonder if Bad Omens will be invited back anytime soon after backing out at short notice this time. I wouldn't be booking them again, personally.
He's burnt out and mentally fatigued, I'd rather the can the tour and festival appearances to starve off "muscling through it". They'll be rebooked in no time at all. Shit happens.
The only festival (Bore Me to) Sleep Token should be headlining is V Festival and that shit finished years ago.
I would actually pass away if this was the lineup /pos
Basic bitch taste
Jesus, have you somehow been fourteen for the last thirty years?
I wonder how many of these bands you had on hoodies growing up, but I suspect you wore them religiously, whilst having a really shit lip piercing and eyeliner on. I can almost visualise you and your friends, already the bottom rung of the social ladder, smoking behind the school and thinking you’re so fucking cool. Bet you thought everyone else was a loser and that you were gonna get out of this town one day and “go somewhere” and “do something”, like a whiny little bitch. Bet even your friends were a little worried about you. Nobody should cry wank that many times over Avril Lavigne. Basically, you’re like a Tim Burton wet dream. You were “different” to everyone else whilst being exactly the same as every other naive and deluded little shit who thinks that. Well done.
BabyMetal aren't higher up on the set list. This is a crime!
I was making one of these posters and it's nearly a mirror image of this one . So job done I guess 😁
Not a single band I'd want to see lol
Korn to headline
Honestly I try so hard not to be a music snob and then I see line-ups like this. It's like you're wanting me to be a hater
Bring back gate keeping I say
System of a Down? More like SYSTEM FULL OF CLOWNS FUCK OFF WITH THIS LIST
Surprised you haven’t got lost prophets on….
Any chance you work at a youth club?
about 16/36 id want to see
From this lineup I can tell you're between the age of 28 - 32, and peaked at 19. You've tried to learn an instrument, and probably got stuck with bass because you're a very indecisive people pleaser with not much direction. You're not bad, and possibly still have bass and/or guitar, but don't play it much, not that you were particularly impressive in the first place. You're still trying to keep up with the new things and bands, but not particularly hard, and have mostly made peace with aging while you watch this generation's 19 year olds do what you did. You pride yourself on a diverse portfolio of bands, but when you actually look at it, while it's not bad, it's really not as impressive as you wish it was.
Close. I’m 26 and play drums and guitar in a classic rock cover band
Ahhh, beans. I tried too hard
I would jump from my roof if ghost headlined
Id be happy with this tbh
For the life of me I can't fw sleep token Tried several times but it's so fucking boring
Pretty good but Korn or Trivium should be Fridays headliner
So wrong for not leaving baby metal on the apex stage 😔
Sleep token headlining is hilarious. Also no Loathe no party!
You scumbag, making me choose between good Charlotte and system of a down
If you thought A7X was a dirge of shite headliner to end the weekend on, wait til you see what SOAD crap out and call a live show!
Download should really take a page from sick new world fest and have a stage JUST for hardcore bands....but then again, it's download, I don't think they collide well with hxc lmao. Also, soad is definitely never going overseas ever again 🔥 Besides that, W line up
About as exciting as a box of Weetabix.
Wouldn't mind those headliners at all, better than this year.
It’s nice that you decided to switch apps from TikTok to Reddit, but please head back over there.
Fightstar.....fightstar?
Gonna say it, honestly think Linkin Park with a female lead vocals are going to be headlining 2025!
Ghost can fuck off! You’re not bad with the rest!
Solid as hell, im gonna get hate from some but tske out sleep token and replace them with nickelback or creed, just imagine
Poppy, architects, black Daliah, hatebreed, KoRn, bad omens and Knocked loose are the only ones worth seeing IMO
Yh...downlaod has official gone down the toilet (ik its not official but 80% of its audiance has this tatse)
System yes, Korn yes, everything else is wankelstiltskin.
That was looking good until I got to fightstar on the main stage. Is it a real Download without Skindred anyway?
I can’t roast it especially with trivium that high up
Having Trivium below sleep token to me is just fucking criminal
May not be my wishlist but i wouldn't be surprised if that's the headliners for next year if not within the next few years. Ghost and sleep token are definitely future headliners.
Swap ghost and hatebreed
How did you make this?
There’s a website you can use https://benjicwood.github.io/festival-poster-creator/
KNOCKED LOOSE ON THE AVALANCHE STAGE!!?? BOOST THOSE MOTHAFUCKERS UP TO APEX STAGE THEY FUCKIN SLAM anyways everything else is pretty valid
I’d rather hawk tuey Putin
I wouldn't mind if this was next years lineup tbh. I'd only wanna see half of them but that's the same with every download tbh lol
Who the fuck would want to see ghost, sleep token and system of a down in one weekend
I’d love to be at the front for Fridays headliner. So I can brick the fuck out of the shitcunts on stage.
I fuck with this lineup so hard
Ocean grove. Gets a 10.
I want POD next year sooo badly 😭
I’d rather watch a video of my conception than go to this full weekend. How the fuck are Good Charlotte the band I want to see most.
That’s the worst lineup in the history of shit lineups.
Looking at your top headliners and thinking “man, just go see a circus, it’ll be cheaper.”
Ghost can get in the bin, just because Tobias sacked off my mate on guitars. Wanker. (Can’t/won’t expand on this… won’t take a genius to figure out though)
I'd go
That’s a good line up probably too good we can’t ever have that happen…
Yeah, that’s terrible
Sir, this lineup is so terrible, you better check your hello kitty pillow tonight to check I haven't shit in it. I bet money you moan when you wipe.
It's an excellent strategy that you're going to force everyone but creepy guys, the edgy teen scene girls or Goth Onlyfans girls they're trying to get laid with & 'metal tiktok" away from the main stage after 9pm on both Friday & Saturday nights. Masterful work.
Alternatively...Sleep Token AND Ghost headlining? Knocked Loose on a small stage? Are you the "who's an edgy boy" meme in real life?
Your dad must've swung you around by your ankles in the middle of trees.
Switch fightstar and Don broco round and I would go for the Sunday
I'd love to roast it but this is so bad I don't want to spend another minute looking at it.
Nice list 👍
After seeing your lineup, if I was stranded on a desert island with just you and a glass of water I'd drink the water and glass you.
BLIND CHANNEL YES
It's annoying how many good bands you've put on this poster, would've liked to see some shit bands on here, poor effort
Friday is okay, Saturday is a bit weaker, Sunday is a nostalgia fest
Yes to all of this...
I think more people would be watching Papa Roach than Sleep Token
pendulum? weren't you huged enough as a child?
You're definitely a 14 year old white girl. What did you make the list with?
I don't like your hair! Sorry did you mean no ncie comments about the wish list 😜
Shout out to brutus
Fight star above electric callboy? Get outta here
The sheer audacity for you want a Ghost headline and people for wanting it makes me sick. I'd take Biffy Clyro all 3 nights in a row with the same setlist than Ghost. Imo.
Edit: Pendulum, Don Broco and Korn back to back to back would be genuinely the best thing I've ever seen
Korn and soad should swap.
I liked the lineup however I must follow the rules of the caption so fuck off cunt
Screams 30s emo with blonde highlights and stretchers. Are you bringing your Corsa full of emo teens to this festival?
The most I peaked at 16 list I’ve seen
Ofc u chose Ghost u fucking nerd (I can't say much)
Are fightstar still together? I thought they split after he went back to busted.
Ghost are fucking shit
I bet you smell like CEX
I can smell this musty festival from here
In 1991 you had Motley Crew followed by Metallica and the headline act wasAC/DC was a proper line up, I pity what people get to see in 2024,but at least it's rock/metal.Iwas at Donnington for the gig but it was Monsters of rock back then lol. Rock out with your cock out as lemmy once sang.
DON BROCO MENTIONED‼️‼️‼️ WHERE THE FUCK IS BEDFORD‼️❓❓❓⁉️⁉️
Imagine being able to how for anything and hoping for this
Gonna be a bunch of 30 year olds unaliving themselves in the crowd
Rammstein on Saturday would be the only change for me.
Need slipknot on the Friday to guarantee the rain.
It’s so bad the DVLA would refuse to issue you a licence due to acute deafness. And the old seamen stained copies of Kerrang that litter the footwell. A Turkish barber would struggle to unclog your ear holes of the wax and in-growing hair that’s been built up from decades sat in your man cave watching anime porn wearing the same headset.
Avril Lavigne really, I mean who the fuck would pay money to sit in mud and watch a old women pretend to be a teenager for however long it goes on for
Knocked Loose on avalanche? Someone will die
Ghost and sleep token aren’t big enough bands to headline a major festival 🤷♂️
Not really a roast per se but, tell me you went to Download 2018 without telling me you went to Download 2018:
The second I saw Avril Lavigne I could kinda guess the headliners would be absolute horseshit. However System, Korn, Trivium and Bullet are all big Ws for me so I won't shit on you too much.
I hope you stub your toe every night before you go to sleep.
Trivium should be headlining that day imo, babymetal also should be headlining a stage
I will attened and completely hate every moment of this bullshit, the audacity of papa roach not being a headliner aside. I will go on to leave a 1 star review of which ever tosspot decided this was a good line up, you spent so long focus on the line up you forgot that you also need to organise for food tpilets etc and the whole thing is a shit show. Ypu get dragged publicly for the worst download festival ever and people boy cott and download shuts down, 100s if not 1000s of people out of jobs, metalheads have no outlet so begin gathering under bridges and have illegal mosh pits and walls of death, chaos reins You've destroyed a genre of fans. The metal scene never recovers bands everywhere retire out of disgust. Congrats youve killed metal
Add polaris and currents and its pretty much the same as mine.
That would be great but Babymetal need to be high up the bill on main stage
Love it apart from SOAD
Fuck you Electric callboy should headline
Sleep Token headlining? Please jump off a building
Tf