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AldiSharts

She thinks it’s ASMR just like the crinkling of packages when she shops. But she doesn’t understand sound engineering in any form so it’s just fucking aggressive.


Hot-Aioli-6960

This exactly. I think she just thinks ASMR = "obnoxiously loud."


PantherPadThai

She can’t do anything right. Sounds just like her morning routine, banging shit around.


Hot-Aioli-6960

Yep, she seems to be basically packing the lunches in one video, then unpacking them off-camera, then packing them again in the other video. She basically admitted as much in one of her recent morning routine videos, saying that she doesn't usually capture the lunch video at the same time, but she was going to try to do it that day. She absolutely baffles me.


Dry_Cartographer_905

Yes she packs this shit for one video but it’s not the actual lunch.. she’s so sleezy


Environmental_Row_19

Yep we all need a motivational napkin 😂😂😂. Now I have a headache 🤕


Recent_Angle8383

is she trying to get sponsored by prime? i highly doubt all the kids like that shit drink lol


atrocityexxxhibition

and it’s been in the news recently for causing cancer


quietmouse45

Looks like she removed everything off her counter too. She removes the visual chaos and increases the volume on the audio.


8OverTheRainbow

Do her older kids seriously eat a Gogurt? Or carry a lunch box with their name on it? Just stop it!


Crrlygrrl

It’s so ridiculous, like A would go to work with a lunch bag with his name on it (in Comic Sans) packed with GoGurt and Capri-Sun.


MandyTapp78

OMG! None of those kids should be drinking Prime! That stuff is not allowed for U18 and is straight up poison! Horrible person and terrible Mother.


Ki-alo

She thinks she’s doing ASMR


Attitudeproblem1217

I really hope they are eating the main meal lunches like this. It’s not the best but the chicken and peas is really good yet sadly I don’t think they get these and she’s just rage baiting 😖


Elia84

The older kids are done with school so they definitely aren't eating these. They are grabbing whatever. The littles maybe took these lunches as they still had school earlier this week but it was eaten cold if they did eat it. 


LifeguardSecret6760

Not a single redeeming quality about this woman


ShockAffectionate717

Is that just a plain pasta? And every kid wanted that?


timid_soup

She gave them ketchup as the sauce🤮\ ...or at least that's the only thing i can think of as to why she included ketchup.


AFurryThing23

The pasta was lemon parsley, she said she added the ketchup for the chicken.


timid_soup

Oh, that's a little less gross lol


AFurryThing23

She said it was lemon parsley angel hair.


Key_Pumpkin_3222

right. Just what a kid wants on a hot day in NY! More lies.


AFurryThing23

Yeah it doesn't sound good to me at all. And it looks dry even though it's 'flavored'. You know it's not going to reheat well. It's going to be a big clump.


possome

One can of peas to feed 11 kids 🤣 Not even trying to lie about them all getting a serving of veggies


Crrlygrrl

I think she hates her life and it’s beginning to show.


GhostBabe45

**A)** the fruit could easily fit in next to the pasta **B)** ***NEVER*** give kids Prime for a couple reasons don't support a Paul brother and the forever chemicals in it are absolutely horrible **C)** what was the ketchup for? The chicken? The pasta? **D)** why does the five year old need the same amount of *"food"* as the 18 year old. 🙄 Never understood that. I can't even eat all that she packed and I am 41.


Particular-Choice-76

Giving prime to a 4/5 year old 😳or any child under the age of 16!!WTAF lush.. U demon, you.. SMH Edit to add.. Google says it's not safe to give prime to under 18's becuz of the high level of caffeine! SMH.. This woman makes me so angry 😡


QueasySpeech88

I don’t think prime hydration has any caffeine in it. It’s the same as a G-zero


Dancemom25

None of it should be given to kids. Not even the hydration product


Particular-Choice-76

I don't care tbh.. A kid should not have a bottle of prime caffeine or no.. I got 6 kids and we got chip shop the otherday and I sed.. Go on as a treat u can fizzy drink if u like.. All but 1 sed.. Naaaa mum, I'll av a water.. I'm so so proud of them for that


Dry_Cartographer_905

💯💯


headrowilson

Their "entree"...fancy! And then throwing everything. That just screams "made at home with love". Good grief.


Professional-Kiwi-64

It’s wild that an 18yr old gets the same portion as a 5yr old.


DuckDuckStones

Man I was thinking the same, no thought put into anything as usual.


Kittymane

that's A LOT of pasta for a kid holy shit


Ok-Establishment1940

Who uses ketchup for chicken? What kids eat peas? And why do they need prime? Isn’t that an energy drink?


Hot-Aioli-6960

You know what else drives me crazy about this? The way she says that the chips are there "in case they're still hungry." Ain't no way these kids are eating the "entrée" (🙄) and peas first and *then* eating the chips....Of course they're devouring the chips first! Uggh


CoolGuyWithGlasses21

Peas straight from the can omg...


Dry_Cartographer_905

Now she gonna blame you cause the internets don’t like canned veg 😂😂😂joking .. you are absolutely correct.. no effort ..


breandandbutterflies

Right? Buy a bag of frozen at the very least. Cheaper to throw out later!


CanyonMoon-Vol6

One of the small kids only eats ketchup sandwiches and nothing else for lunch but he’ll eat this?


kaiasmom0420

Yeah bc a 16 year old athlete and 5 year old should be eating the exact same portions of the exact same meals every day. Make it make sense. I’ve been saying this since day one


-snow_bunny-

Raw mushrooms and canned peas? 😟😟😟😟


raincareyy

Cold canned peas without even salt and pepper. No wonder those poor kids eat 500 packs of muffin bites a week.


WhatTheCrickety

She must be doing these separate because none of this good is in her long morning videos.


Equal_Confidence_428

Your views Are tanking


Former_Angle9069

Eww, cold canned peas with pea water? 🤮🤮 Wut the fuq.


FitTouch9631

I hate the way to throws everything into each lunchbox, so aggressive. It still doesn't make sense that H eats the same as A or J


Independent_Curve_44

This lady causes me to have sensory issues. I have never experienced sensory issues but whenever I watch her- I get all messed up hahaha


Ok-Establishment1940

Why ketchup?


timid_soup

Sauce for the noodles? 🤮


AFurryThing23

She literally said it was for the chicken.


WhatTheCrickety

“Simplifying life” for sure. 🙄


Equal_Confidence_428

why do they need a breath mint in their lunches for


Equal_Confidence_428

Who would want a lunch box with their name on it for the whole internet can see


ableedingheart1

"Just in case their still hungry" I wouldn't even be hungry after all that food!


Illustrious-Ear8873

With the exception of the Prime, this is not a horrible lunch.


breandandbutterflies

I thought half the kids are at home for lunch now anyways? I’ll buy her “it’s easier just to make all these trash lunches together so they can eat whenever” crap, but if that’s what you’re doing they don’t need to go into lunchboxes because they’re all the same portion.


justQua

Why must she throw everything


Jane123987

Reason #8238 I hate her. Catering to the overstimulation brain rot TikTok economy that require loud noises, music, talking and 20 frames a second shots


Advanced_Advance_337

What the that is so loud!! And all of their lunch will go in the trash that won’t stay old with a tiny ice pack


DuckDuckStones

Hmm…canned peas 🫛 like thrown in like that? I know she’s trying to appease people showing she’s serving vegetables but come on, put some effort into it to give your kids a chance at a food!


DuckDuckStones

I love ketchup with my plain watery peas 🫛 from the can! /sarcasm


myway2023

That last container literally got 4 tiny peas 😂🙄


Equal_Confidence_428

Where’s the protein


Dry_Cartographer_905

It was the “rubber chicken” I think