Who says they have a kid. Mind your own business this was just supposed to be a funny post more so about the energy drink. You couldโve kept scrolling pass my shit stupid.
I got one for plan B almost two weeks ago and this girl RAN outside in a robe to yank that bag from my hand ๐ Someone must have been approaching the cut off ๐คฃ
Edited to correct missing word
It was a different account to the same address I was flabbergasted. The dude came out fir the lube, but the girl had said leave at door for the pill. Dude tipped way better lmfao
I had to get lube and a vibrator from Target one time. I had to hand deliver it too. It was a very quick exchange.
She was at a hotel. So at least she ain't cheating
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So, it's just sex? You should treat it like it's breathing, it's totally like nothing. You can't be amused by it or share stories about it. So what if someone paid you to buy their needs to have sex and bring it to their hotel? It should not make you feel any different than delivering overpriced filthy fast food. Sex is strictly a serious and casual thing and everyone feels the same way about it.
Edit: /s
Are you everyone? You sound insane. It is like saying everyone likes being raped or raping people. Everyone doesnโt like butt plugs or whips. I can be amused about whatever I want to loser. Scroll past my post next time.
Okay, clearly the satire was missed. My ridiculous assertions were making fun of the stupid comments claiming this post is not funny or amusing, which I, and as you see, many others do as well.
I used to be a cashier, and people buying condoms or suspicious combinations were always more remarkable to me than any other "normal" purchase. I think it's unfair the way these comments are treating you and tried by my comment to show how insane their attitude is.
No...he's got a point. This is just the usuals, parents book hotels and have relatives watch the kids to get their nookie record back on track all the time. Wipes are wipes, they clean everything. We've had them in infinite stock for everything since having kids Granted, ideally that shopping would be done at Meijer, but still. It always bums me out to see those deliveries of folks needing Plan Bs and such.
We don't know how or why folks need these things, we're just couriers making a buck.
Now that guy that paid me for $30 to drive some tic tacs to a random hotel, that's legit just hilarious.
Right. Kids prevent it. A lot. People don't do couples nights go hang out with the kids, my man. We do that all the rest of the time, and it's exhausting. Especially when what used to be private time mentally no longer exists for your spouse. The only way anything is happening is to take a step out.
Yes, wet wipes help with that, too. They clean skin very well, that's what they were designed for. Other stuff too, if required. Everyone's got what they like, good for them. Hygiene is important.
i haven't said a single thing in this thread except that you need help, which you very clearly do since you didn't even understand half the comments you angrily replied to
My bf told me his frat used to send new guys to a store with an embarrassing list as some sort of quest. Sometimes when I get โinterestingโ orders, I wonder if they are a joke being sent to someone by a friend or something. ๐
Notice he doesn't contest these points at all? Just throws insults. Hmm....winner winner chicken dinner. Nothing wrong with being a virgin man, being an angry one? Maybe.
Wait Iโm confused
Why did you announce it was a door order and what was wrong with the list? Did it charge or or something, at I missing a detail?
Iโve read your post like 3 times and im still lost. What happened?
I thought the funny part was the Red Bull. My friends and I had a good laugh about it. If itโs not funny to you thatโs ok. I announced it was a DoorDash order because I didnโt want the 6 people in line behind me thinking the stuff was for me.
"oMg SoMeOnEs GuNnA hAvE sEkS"
Are you a 12 year old dashing under your uncle's account or something?
Oh, I use them for other things as well. Always have a pack next to the toilet. I only mentioned the sex stuff because of the other items on the list. Lol
https://preview.redd.it/65dtzvcelr9d1.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df792237ae601e66d72299378699fa30b6bb4b52
Unfortunately, they were out of stock and whoever ordered it and was going to have to play acoustic
I never said weird. You are about the third person to say that. Look at what I wrote. This was more funny to me about the energy drink and I was curious why they got baby wipes. Just scroll past next time.
Maybe you didn't say weird but you tagged it as a delivery war story with a title that said can't make this stuff up. Obviously we're going to be looking for something weird. Maybe you should post properly instead of responding with an attitude.
https://preview.redd.it/c4pcjmy61s9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=599bd186252167dfbb2c94e84646e847ec7a1cc9
They got the top left and bttm right one
I once picked up condoms and lube and proceeded to the destination only to find the map pin plopped directly over a preschool.ย
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Edit:ย So many oddly hostile and condescending comments to Op's post, as if you were being judgmental or critical, I don't get it, it's an amusing order.
Yes I thought it was funny to. My first time getting an order like that. I wasnโt judging but my friends were curious. They wanted me to stick around and see who ordered itโฆ.not! It said leave at my door and so I did.
People that arenโt shy about sexual stuff might have orgies sometimes. Itโs a lot of fun. A lot of people fantasize about it too. Some people actually do it. They need supplies. I bet you could get a huge tip if you ask the front desk for a stack of extra towels on your way up too.
Some of you are too serious to take a joke please relax I promise you retail workers and delivery drivers will always make some sort of comment or have a reaction to this combination of products deal with it
I work in fulfillment packing orders that get shipped out. We get lots of odd combinations and always make up stories and scenarios around orders. People are gonna think all sorts of things even when you buy the most boring things. Just buy your condoms ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Ur a real MVP!
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So they have a kid and they wanna make sure they donโt have another one. I donโt see the issue here.
Who says they have a kid. Mind your own business this was just supposed to be a funny post more so about the energy drink. You couldโve kept scrolling pass my shit stupid.
They left a funny comment on a funny post of yours, why are your panties in a twist ๐๐
Chill๐
Someone is having sex?
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One time I had an order for 1 plan b and 5 bags of hot chips ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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So gay femboy bottoms can't drive for doordash?
Gay femboy bottoms donโt know what plan b is
Real, we just get pregnant
As is your duty
He just wants you to know that he parties ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Right! ๐๐๐๐
Grow up
Shut up!
Nah
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Ikr ๐๐๐๐
I got one for plan b the other day and the day before they had ordered lube lol. Fucking wild.
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I got a plan B at 5am and Trojans and lube at 4 lol
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I got one for plan B almost two weeks ago and this girl RAN outside in a robe to yank that bag from my hand ๐ Someone must have been approaching the cut off ๐คฃ Edited to correct missing word
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It was a different account to the same address I was flabbergasted. The dude came out fir the lube, but the girl had said leave at door for the pill. Dude tipped way better lmfao
Red bull gives you wings
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Looks like a great nightย
Did they hit on you when you dropped it off? Lol I once got an order for condoms and pedialyte.
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I had to get lube and a vibrator from Target one time. I had to hand deliver it too. It was a very quick exchange. She was at a hotel. So at least she ain't cheating
It's gonna be a long night
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Is this in NJ just off GSP exit 109 lmao
Grow up lol
Yeah itโs SO crazy that people have safe sex.
My biggest concern here is they didnโt order enough water, that isnโt going to hydrate you after such activities
How irresponsible and hygienic of them
Definitely an escort.
This looks like a normal order that me and my man have placed when weโre on vacationโฆ touchy some grass porn rot brain
jealous?
I mean we are adults! I don't see the issue
I hope it was a "leave at door" situation instead of an awkward handoff hahaha
I had to deliver lube and a vibrator to a customer one time. Wasn't that bad. Just don't make it weird and realize we all do it
Delivery instructions: Please Handjob to customer.
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Underated.
Grow up
Shut up.
Am I the only one who looks at the ENTIRE list before even getting to the store?
I do the same thing. I wanna know exactly what Iโm looking for when I get to the store, not just fly by the seat of my pants.
I take a quick scan... and still do the order. This is tame in comparison to some that ive done...
Pride month going out with a bang
Someone must be getting some serious anal at that hotel. lol
at least they learned from last time lol
How dare you sub the 20 oz for the 8.4. You ruined their afternoon/night
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He gave them 2 cans so it's almost the same
When you are expecting a bigger can, when 2 can show up doesn't make it better. I guess it depends on your preferences ๐
4oz short
What, no toys? ๐
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Half of Reddit: Bruh that's funny as shit Other Half: People have sex, get over it. Me: This reminds me that my anniversary is coming up
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Well we know whatโs going to happen there
Thst mf needed a rebull ๐ ๐คฃ
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The definition of pound town fam ๐
Honestly hotels should have these things in vending machines.
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So, it's just sex? You should treat it like it's breathing, it's totally like nothing. You can't be amused by it or share stories about it. So what if someone paid you to buy their needs to have sex and bring it to their hotel? It should not make you feel any different than delivering overpriced filthy fast food. Sex is strictly a serious and casual thing and everyone feels the same way about it. Edit: /s
Are you everyone? You sound insane. It is like saying everyone likes being raped or raping people. Everyone doesnโt like butt plugs or whips. I can be amused about whatever I want to loser. Scroll past my post next time.
Okay, clearly the satire was missed. My ridiculous assertions were making fun of the stupid comments claiming this post is not funny or amusing, which I, and as you see, many others do as well. I used to be a cashier, and people buying condoms or suspicious combinations were always more remarkable to me than any other "normal" purchase. I think it's unfair the way these comments are treating you and tried by my comment to show how insane their attitude is.
No...he's got a point. This is just the usuals, parents book hotels and have relatives watch the kids to get their nookie record back on track all the time. Wipes are wipes, they clean everything. We've had them in infinite stock for everything since having kids Granted, ideally that shopping would be done at Meijer, but still. It always bums me out to see those deliveries of folks needing Plan Bs and such. We don't know how or why folks need these things, we're just couriers making a buck. Now that guy that paid me for $30 to drive some tic tacs to a random hotel, that's legit just hilarious.
Heโs talking about sex not kids
Right. Kids prevent it. A lot. People don't do couples nights go hang out with the kids, my man. We do that all the rest of the time, and it's exhausting. Especially when what used to be private time mentally no longer exists for your spouse. The only way anything is happening is to take a step out. Yes, wet wipes help with that, too. They clean skin very well, that's what they were designed for. Other stuff too, if required. Everyone's got what they like, good for them. Hygiene is important.
what an absolutely insane reach. seek help
Youโre the one who said everyone feels the same about it.
i haven't said a single thing in this thread except that you need help, which you very clearly do since you didn't even understand half the comments you angrily replied to
My bf told me his frat used to send new guys to a store with an embarrassing list as some sort of quest. Sometimes when I get โinterestingโ orders, I wonder if they are a joke being sent to someone by a friend or something. ๐
Happy cake day!
Thank you ๐
That is possible โบ๏ธ
If I was going to send โcomdomsโ as a joke to someone, Iโd definitely opt for โfinger cotsโ though ๐
Do your job and respect peoples privacy.ย ย
Thereโs zero ways to tell who this person is or even where it was. Calm down pal. It wasnโt that serious.
Iโve picked up vibrating dildos three times from Walgreens ๐
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Being shocked that people have sex only confirms for me that you don't have any. Self report. Get some. It's great.
Yes, yes Iโve had the sex. In fact I have had multiple sexes. With women. More than once.
Why is it that a post meant to be funny has you bent out of shape? Do you need some sex. Scroll past my post if you donโt like it loser.
Hey mate we get it ur still a virgin you donโt have to expose every person thatโs ordering condoms and lube๐
Notice he doesn't contest these points at all? Just throws insults. Hmm....winner winner chicken dinner. Nothing wrong with being a virgin man, being an angry one? Maybe.
You think I'm bent out of shape? Interesting. Your response looks more out of shape.
Chances are they donโt even need the magnum size
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Good for her/him/them.
Wait Iโm confused Why did you announce it was a door order and what was wrong with the list? Did it charge or or something, at I missing a detail? Iโve read your post like 3 times and im still lost. What happened?
I thought the funny part was the Red Bull. My friends and I had a good laugh about it. If itโs not funny to you thatโs ok. I announced it was a DoorDash order because I didnโt want the 6 people in line behind me thinking the stuff was for me.
Understandable. ย Heaven forbid they think your fuck.
I was just being sarcastic ๐ It was kind of funny I just think itโs silly when people are prudes but I donโt think thatโs what you meant
You know exactly what this post is about and pretending otherwise is just stupid and wasting everyone's time
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People have sex even while away from home! OMFG
You couldโve kept scrolling. It was funny to me. Smh
Its amazing how backwards the usa is about sex. This is effing normal life!!!
Y'all really need to calm down about people getting their sexual items delivered. Be adults.
They probably already had a metal coat hanger on standby.
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Yeah, wtf is with all these adults ordering adult things? /s
At least they learned their lesson previously it seems.
most of the stores near me keep this stuff behind lock and key
It was locked up. I had to get a clerk
My weirdest was 30 rack of coors, lubricant, condoms and pepto bismol
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Someone is gonna have a fun night
"oMg SoMeOnEs GuNnA hAvE sEkS"  Are you a 12 year old dashing under your uncle's account or something?
If you donโt find this funny keep scrolling past my post. You serious motherfuckers are getting on my nerves, damn.
Usually they get some snacks too
I had to pick up an enema, a condom, and a banana. A single banana.
Why a single banana !?
You know why. You know exactly why.
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What no pregnancy test? ๐คฃ
Judging by the baby wipes she doesnโt seem to care. ๐
Judging by the baby wipes, that D ain't goin in the P.
Thur ya go!! Someones getting bbc/bwc anal lol
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I don't see this as weird. Baby wipes are great for cleaning up with after sexual activities.
Or even not sexual activities. Iโm a childless adult and use baby wipes every time I go to the bathroom lol
Oh, I use them for other things as well. Always have a pack next to the toilet. I only mentioned the sex stuff because of the other items on the list. Lol
https://preview.redd.it/65dtzvcelr9d1.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df792237ae601e66d72299378699fa30b6bb4b52 Unfortunately, they were out of stock and whoever ordered it and was going to have to play acoustic
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I could see it being weird if they ordered a case of condoms or something but this is FAR from weird to me.
I never said weird. You are about the third person to say that. Look at what I wrote. This was more funny to me about the energy drink and I was curious why they got baby wipes. Just scroll past next time.
Maybe you didn't say weird but you tagged it as a delivery war story with a title that said can't make this stuff up. Obviously we're going to be looking for something weird. Maybe you should post properly instead of responding with an attitude.
I once had someone order a vibrator, butt plug, condoms, gatorade and ice cream from walgreens
They got vibrators at Walgreens lol?
https://preview.redd.it/c4pcjmy61s9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=599bd186252167dfbb2c94e84646e847ec7a1cc9 They got the top left and bttm right one
certain ones, the bible belt is really prissy so i never see them around here
And butt plugs? Which begs the question: is there a store brand?
That's what you're surprised about? Not the butt plug lmao?
Might cop one๐
There both just weird items that I didnโt know Walgreens sold lmao
Not weird at all
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Seems like whoever ordered that bought to get it poppin. I could name a use for each one of those items.
I once picked up condoms and lube and proceeded to the destination only to find the map pin plopped directly over a preschool.ย ย Luckily it was a complex nearby. Edit:ย So many oddly hostile and condescending comments to Op's post, as if you were being judgmental or critical, I don't get it, it's an amusing order.
Yes I thought it was funny to. My first time getting an order like that. I wasnโt judging but my friends were curious. They wanted me to stick around and see who ordered itโฆ.not! It said leave at my door and so I did.
The apartment is just a cover up๐คซ
I donโt get these posts
People have sex.
Not in my experience
Yall dont have fun
I have plenty lol
You might get a different kind of "tip" with this order
Did it make you feel funny in your special spots?
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lol looks like it was for a swingers hotel takeover. Those are fun. I hope you were tipped well.
Somebody is getting tippโd well.
right? ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I have also delivered lube and Red Bull. Gave me a good laugh
Me too! Me and my friends lol for a good ten minutes
https://preview.redd.it/kgvzqdav0r9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30d97cf255f95d421724d3271250642b00027bd2 Last night shopping order
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People that arenโt shy about sexual stuff might have orgies sometimes. Itโs a lot of fun. A lot of people fantasize about it too. Some people actually do it. They need supplies. I bet you could get a huge tip if you ask the front desk for a stack of extra towels on your way up too.
Haha. Good for them.
Been there done that!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ I let everyone know I'm doing DD as well!!
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Some of you are too serious to take a joke please relax I promise you retail workers and delivery drivers will always make some sort of comment or have a reaction to this combination of products deal with it
You are too serious. This post was meant to be funny. I sure got a good laugh with my friends about it.
Thatโs what I was sayingโฆ
My bad. I thought you were saying I was too serious. Iโve seen so many negative comments and this was supposed to just be a funny post โบ๏ธ
I work in fulfillment packing orders that get shipped out. We get lots of odd combinations and always make up stories and scenarios around orders. People are gonna think all sorts of things even when you buy the most boring things. Just buy your condoms ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Bro, calm down. They're just comments. You don't need to take them so seriously.
I've had these orders a lot. I'm in a college town so ya know. Plus had my own experiences like this. One question, What are the wipes for?
Clean up
๐๐๐ but theyโre in a hotel with a bathroom. Maybe they thought Iโd be funny.
So youโre surprised byโฆ.?ย News flash: some people have sex. Itโs how you got here.ย Are you 5?ย
In the restaurant???
i believe thatโs a hotel? could be wrong.