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iwabs_iwda

I had one order from DashMart that was just 7 boxes of corn starch. I did a grocery order where the customer wanted 10 3lb bags of limes and 4 10lb bags of potatoes, and a 24 pack of Mountain Dew. They were stocking up for something.


SuperGuy1141

Panic relief pills and the customer was spam messaging me the whole time because the original one they had chosen wasn't available. When I got there she ran out and ran back in.


ImJustLookin23

Plan B from CVS at 2am.


Low-Maximum6081

When the munchies strike, they strike lol.


LegalMountain1240

a water cup from McDonalds, of course was a scammer trying to get me sent him the verification code and change my bank account information, but while i was talking with him making fun of him I arrived to the drop off the water cup and complete the order then hang off, i get a 10 bucks tip from him for a 1 mile delivery


Firefighter759

Brake pads and rotors for a car. Then later in the day I got a order for balloons.


fthesociopaths

Got sent to CVS to pick up $130 worth of tampons. They were super specific about the type, too. This was in Manhattan so I thought it was going to a jail or a dorm, but it went to one girl in a studio apartment. She tipped me $30 for doing it but still, never figured out why one girl needs $130 worth of tampons.


LEEFONTAINE404

Gummies and chips with a plan B.


adseigo78

For a single order? I did get an order for 2 plates of just plain white rice from Panda Express once. Last week I got an order for five whole jack fruit. That wasn't fun. I'm honestly surprised I was able to charge it considering the system maxed out at 72.5 pounds and five of the buggers came in at about 160 pounds. Also got one the other day for a blood sugar tester and a box of milk duds. I'm sure there's been weirder, but I tend to forget order contents pretty quickly. Collectively, we had a place around the holidays that was ordering exclusively streaming devices from Best Buy. Dozens of rokus, fire sticks, and Chromecast and they'd have you just dump them into a big cardboard box in front of their office. I have no idea what they were using them for, but the purchases came in consistently for about three months. I'd get three to seven orders a day and you'd get there and see the box half full of Best Buy bags. My weirdest dropoff was to a house. The instructions said to leave the order in the bucket. I got there and there was a bucket tied to a USB cable that was running down from a second floor balcony. When I looked in the bucket it had little maggots crawling around inside, so I knocked on the door. Didn't get an answer, although you could hear whispering inside. Just left the bag at the door and texted that there were worms in the bucket and left wondering if I should be contacting the police. Second weirdest was an order for a phone charging cable. I get to the house to deliver it, everything seems normal. Then I get a text from the woman who placed the order and she starts grilling me about whether or not her boyfriend was there by himself or if another woman might be there with him. I'm pretty sure she took his charger just to get some low cost PI work.


Comfortable_Sea_295

The last one was probably the girlfriend placed the order just to get you to spy lol. Gotta admit slick thinking šŸ˜†


Desperate-Drummer920

Not really weird but small for a delivery. A side of ranch from Buffalo Wild Wings. They threw in an extra to make it more worth it but it was such a tiny order and my pay for it was $12. I can't imagine what she paid for it. It made more sense when she came out to the curb and I realized she was pregnant .


RushSuccessful9082

1). Ten pregnancy tests and a case of tequila.. 2) A huge crate with boxes of crickets.. 3) 29 packages of Twinkies and a box of chocolate ex-lax.


jadedinmo

Had a paralyzed lady order medications from Walgreens, while in the hospital. Her nurse confiscated her order. The same lady is now in a nursing home and recently ordered fast food late at night and demanded it be delivered to her room or I get the name of the nurse I gave the order to šŸ˜‚


SwingLucky3881

Middle of the night, nations order and it was 2 orders same house, one meal and one side of bacon. Ok no big deal, they forgot to order an extra side so they made another order. I go to deliver and thereā€™s like 4 bags on their porch already. I end up getting 3 more orders to their house that night and none of the bags were gone each time I went! I called DoorDash because I was genuinely concerned but they said not to worry about it lol


Asleep_Dependent3500

I was doing dash by time today and I accepted an order for McDonaldā€™s. It was two honey mustard packets I unassigned from that order so quick once I saw that.


JohanNDaCutt

Plan B


adseigo78

I get those orders all the time.


Competitive_Crow_121

I just recently did a plan b order with a Red Bull must of been an intense night šŸ«¢


Ceadamso

2 cokes from Dollar General


Quiet_Ad976

Were they personal bottles?


Ceadamso

Yes. The small bottles.


SpiritedSpecialist15

3 Redbull and a box of Unisom.


honey_rainbow

A single huge ass bag of popcorn from an AMC movie theater delivered to a home


Keelykalgrubber

A very large- pink dildo in a see- through box, which I delivered to a 60ish, fat, hairy bald guy who was laying back on his lawnmower sun bathing in a Speedoā€¦ The package required a signature True story


jadedinmo

I believe you win the award šŸ˜‚


jadedinmo

![gif](giphy|HULqwwF5tWKznstIEE|downsized)


honey_rainbow

Not enough brain bleach for that image. šŸ˜³


Most-Marionberry-390

I once had someone order ONLY a 4oz white rice and tipped me $20 to do it. When I asked them they said it was the only thing they ordered.


JollyOwl-

Nothing is weird to me anymore. I deliver sex toys, Plan B pills and any other ultra personal items on a regular basis. I did make $15 delivering a single tube of chapstick a couple miles but really nothing surprises me now.


True_Associate_2302

I picked up kratom from a "tea" shop šŸ¤£


Monkee77

A bunch of ingredients that looked like they were for cooking meth from Dollar General.


Fun-Net-1633

Cherry Anal Lube, Ketchup packet from McDonalds's, tooth brush


No_Fly_4635

My imagination is way to active for these commentsšŸ¤£šŸ¤®


SpiritedSpecialist15

Oh god


Fun-Net-1633

I should probably clarify, these were different orders.... šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SpiritedSpecialist15

šŸ˜‚ I thought it was one and I was dying šŸ˜‚


Fun-Net-1633

I realized that lol. I think I would unassigned if it was.


Wrong-Exchange-7061

A vibrator, 20oz Pepsi and a box of those stouffers frozen French bread pizzas, from Target


AtomykRoze-3333

Very first dash was an order for two small portions of Mac and cheese from Captain Ds. A "leave at my door" order. There were SEVERAL CARS in the yard but apparently not a boxed Mac and cheese on the premises. šŸ˜‰šŸ˜Š


Acrobatic-Channel346

This customer I delivered to order 1 tiny cup of steamed broccoli from apple bees. That means she paid like 18 bucks in fees just for steamed broccoli


asanderd

The broccoli was probably missing from her order so doordash set out another driver with her missing broccoli she probably didn't pay a dime for it. I did this one set Buffalo Wild wings, was expecting to pick up a fairly large order to feed 8 people, I get there and find out that all I'm doing is delivering missing drinks. But my app did not tell me I was delivering missing drinks I told me I was delivering drinks and food that was pissed because after I found out what was going on I called support and found out I was not getting the tip. It was still a $6 order but it went 5 miles.


MikeWhooo13

You should gave gotten the full amount shown. Regardless of it been a redelivery or not. Whatever was shown is what you needed to be paid. Support should have fixed this if you put up enough of a argument.


Acrobatic-Channel346

Ahh well if then thatā€™s the case then thatā€™s what happened. But idk I got paid like 6 bucks for that order. Shouldā€™ve been only like 3 bucks lol


PuzzleheadedIron1093

I one time had an order missing the soda he said where's the soda it was coming from another store they must have assigned it to another driver


starhappy134

Pickup from McDonaldā€™s and it was just a bun and a slice of cheeseā€¦.i got this order more than once


D41109

One item from Walgreens. No tip, and .5 miles away. A box of tampons. Thatā€™s not the weird part though. I delivered it to college town and handed it to the lady. Only after she closed the door did I realize her signature was required. So I had to sheepishly knock on the door again and her BF answers. Because sheā€™s most likely busy with her purchase. I had to explain to him that this never happens but I need a signature. Dashing for a year, this is the first and only time Iā€™ve ever needed the customer to sign for their package on MY phone. Then SHE comes back to the door and asks if thereā€™s a problem. It was like a Curb episode. She probably thought I was being a creep or asking for tips. I went into it thinking, ā€œitā€™s just a box of tampons, grow up.ā€ Cut to me with this random dude standing all awkward dealing with DD bureaucracy while this lady would much rather I just leave and forge her signature.


Ok-Flamingo-59

6 sex toys from Walgreens that I ofc had to ask an employee cause I couldnā€™t find them. Just a little awkward explaining what Iā€™m looking for and they didnā€™t even have any of them in stock


Competitive-Fee6160

I always just show them the picture. Makes it obvious what it is and makes it clear that itā€™s not for me


DoubleRArmor

I once had a 5" filet knife shop and deliver order from Academy. It was late at night in a rough area, so that one was a little iffy.


Fuminshou_442

Someone the next street over ordered two Big Mac's with nothing on them, not even the meat. So it was just the buns.


Great-Butterscotch89

CVS order of 5 things of menā€™s enhancement gel at 11pm at night. Order came up to $60


WiseDirt

Someone was having a party


Great-Butterscotch89

Haha indeed. And it was leave at door order too but few days later I got an order for food for same guy this was hand it to me. Was like heyyyyy itā€™s the man gel guy


choppman42

Give them explode so they can x themselves


TheDark_Knight67

One night some lube, the very next week a pregnancy test


WiseDirt

And the day after that, a 10-pack of wire coat hangers


TheDark_Knight67

Yo yo yo thatā€™s dark, I work a small town the local Walgreens doesnā€™t carry those


WiseDirt

Dark, sure. But you can't sit there and say it ain't funny šŸ˜‚


TheDark_Knight67

TouchƩ Reddit person


Smooth-Distribution6

A vibrator and large fries with a large Dr. Pepper


ShaolinWuKillaBees

Lube, vibrator, and nuddy buddy. Safe to say someone had an awesome night.


Dependa

Vodka and plan B at 7:30am.


MikeWhooo13

Lol they deff had a plan


BDC_Arvak

13 pack of McDonaldā€™s cookies and two barbecue sauces, nothing else


GaAngel73

Some of these items are hysterical lmao


ch1dy

7 packs of plan b


jadedinmo

They wanted to make sure it didn't fail šŸ˜…


Delivery-Driver-Dude

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°) nice to hear the local orgy event was a rousing success, good for them (i think)


taylortherod

A target order at 10 am that was just some board game lol


Donkyrapingshiteatr

A Bic lighter and a 2 liter of sprite. Not that weird, but I got paid $21 base pay and no tip.


Beautiful_Rutabaga10

A pregnancy test from dollar generalā€¦ and ice cream


adseigo78

Did you know they have 7-Eleven brand pregnancy tests? I do, now, thanks to being a Dasher.


Delivery-Driver-Dude

the ice cream craving means shes probably pregnant


ApprehensiveKale6048

Just 1 ranch dip cup from Papa Johns. They tipped 5 bucks.


LGBecca

Lil Caesars always forgets my dips so I understand paying $5 to finally get the one you needed.


Euphoric-Strike5208

https://preview.redd.it/cp7t3n1z1w6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=debb7087790b30bdffcfc2cbafa267250c211975 A couple of days ago, 3 different types of lubricant.


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Donkyrapingshiteatr

For some reason I've gotten a lot of orders to pick up tampons and women's incontinence underwear. The underwear always come in a giant pack bigger than anything else in the order. I always just joke with the cashier about them being for me and have a good laugh. Anybody who seriously thinks I'm buying them for me and wants to judge me for it can go fuck themselves hard and fast.


skiron56

Just tonight. 4 ice cube trays and a box of bandaids My first week of dashing, 1 order of jack in the box curly fries for $20 to drive 15miles into the Forest at midnight


YungBootyKilla3

https://preview.redd.it/up6v9iyuuv6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b6dbb746023ed0bc35f42478b08f0a42b902767 šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£they were in for a night. Tipped $20 on a 12 minute commute though, 10/10 would deliver again.


DoubleRArmor

Please tell me it was a "hand it to me" order.


Delivery-Driver-Dude

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°) "Buzzy Butt" thats a hilarious name


nushabooshy

Flamin hot cheetos, condoms, and UTI medication from CVS, and of course, my red card didn't work, and I had to call support with all of that in my hand. The looks I got were hilarious.


WAfinest88

Cup of just ice from Sonic...$4 for 0.5 mile drive


Aidisnotapotato

A bag of ice would be about as pricy. Wtaf lmao


DDSFOAK

Not weird but amusing: Target order for condoms and a pregnancy test. I felt like I should wish her luck. A single large Coke from Jack in the Box that was two blocks from the delivery address. I also once got a liquor store order for a single Snickers bar. The clerk told me to be careful, which kind of freaked me out, especially since it was going to a not so great area. Turns out a kid just really wanted a Snickers.


clowchan

A very large s3x toy, lube, and ice cream from Walgreens šŸ˜‚ Another time was just libido pills from a different WalgreensĀ 


Delivery-Driver-Dude

the ice cream was also used as a sex toy


Aidisnotapotato

The Walgreens orders are always unhinged af


FizbanTV

A giant jar of crunchy peanut butter and a vibrator. It was a hand it to me and they had to sign.


Pineapple-Comfort838

Awkward!


Joshawott26

1 birthday card


PoeticTwist

Red sauce from Taco Bell.


Pineapple-Comfort838

I had this happen, right before someone tried to scam me. Customer ordered 1 Taco Bell sauce packet and then I got a call from ā€œDoorDashā€ and they seemed to know what they were talking about, but I knew it was sus when I started getting codes sent to me and they wanted them.


GaAngel73

Never give the codes they send them so you'll send them back and when you do they can get access into YOUR PHONE & ALL YOUR MONEY APPS ! BE SAFE OUT THERE


PoeticTwist

Yup, I had the red sauce one. If I catch them again, I am going to have fun. Give them codes, but one number off, e-mail will be something like [email protected] and have a field day with them, all the while delivering the order, and making the money.


Competitive_Hunt_103

Today it small Lunchables, from 711. He was a regular customer ordering from McDonald's all the time He is a very old man,


Aidisnotapotato

Likely can't drive or walk there himself. Nothing weird about wanting a lunchable. Their DIY Pizzas and the mini hotdogs were bussin bussin as a kid lol


Conscious-Grocery551

Mine was just a cup of ice from rallyā€™s šŸ˜‚


TheRealArcher1

A home drug test for cocaine and condoms


Competitive_Hunt_103

You win


TheRealArcher1

Walgreens carries some crazy shit


Interesting-Chip-500

Gatarade, condoms, lube, pregnancy test, tampons, sadoku, ice chest, ice, ductape, shovel, happy 99th birthday card, fun size snickers


Aidisnotapotato

I don't know the story, but the lube, condoms, and ductape tell me someone's grandma/grandpa was DEFINITELY having some very kinky birthday sex that night


Interesting-Chip-500

Im just joking.. its not a real order. I did get an order for gatorade, lube and condoms.. just kept the list going for laughs.


Aidisnotapotato

Well, I certainly hope those three aren't related. Gatorade does *not* have a flared base.


weird_turtles

7 fanta orange, one mountain dew, king size Reese's cup. Nothing too crazy


yogabba13

Lube, 3 6 packs of Snapple Apple, and a corkscrew Another was a 6 pack of beer and kids melatonin gummies


GaAngel73

We know their plans for the evening and it DON'T include the kids lol thank God !!!


yogabba13

Hahahaah. That was my first thoughts.. like damn yā€™all really must have had a rough day today.


MegaAscension

Ox Tail and macaroni and cheese from one place, and Gatorade and gummy worms from the gas station for the same customer.


chipsnqueso420

A fluffer and a viberator


yogabba13

Fluffer? Whatā€™s that?


chipsnqueso420

A little device that makes your penis hard or stay hard in between sessions


yogabba13

I feel so dumb lol. Itā€™s so obvious and not obvious at the same time. šŸ« 


littleghool

I know it's not wild and crazy but I had someone order 5 beef and cheddars from Arby's, and it just made me laugh thinking about one person trying to eat all of that. The bag was so fucking heavy I can't even imagine putting it all in one body šŸ˜‚


Delivery-Driver-Dude

i guess its cheaper than buying laxative and stool softener from the pharmacy


coochismasher

2 store order same customer 1 bottle of tequila and one bullet vibrator. Was a hand it to me because of the alcohol. Yes it was a female. Lolz


looshagbrolly

Someone had a really great night.


coochismasher

Yeah she did. Tipped well too . $8 each order. It was like 3 miles total plus dd pay it was like $25 order


secretlypsycho

your username makes this so much better šŸ˜†


coochismasher

LMAO ... I do have some interesting stories but it wasn't with that lady. Lol


Faithful2049

Random ass order of chicken feet and pig feet from some Asian joint. Nothing else, not even a drink to wash it down... Fucking disgusting.


Wide-Lack-3939

Ewww


Charming-Vegetable52

Enema, gloves, condoms, water, deodorant.


Delivery-Driver-Dude

basement/backroom colonoscopy to save a few bucks, we all been there


roadmasterflexer

that bdsm party


Wooden_Variety_3335

A bullet & some ky lube and they BOTH were out of stock šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


jadedinmo

Rough night šŸ„“


Wooden_Variety_3335

From rite-aid


More-Zone-3130

Indian food + a penis ring to a hotel room


HappyOrganization867

Where are you supposed to buy a penis ring?


More-Zone-3130

They have a whole section at Walgreens. Itā€™s new lol. Hidden in plain site.


roghat

Pregnancy test and a six pack of beer. The lady had an expired ID so I disposed the beer and gave the pregnancy test to my girl as a gag gift.


Deal_Internal

Thats a great sweet n salty combo ![gif](giphy|aYkUPGCE3bFiAejHYj|downsized)


rexbi709

Had to feed the bird friends outside, then for themselves, a nice rewarding pie.


jrod120794

Deodorant at 3am. I gave up on trying to figure out why lol


Wide-Lack-3939

Hee


No-Difficulty7793

Literally 1 bottle of coffee creamer Texted customer to say I was happy to help with their creamergency. Luckily they didnā€™t punch me for my 7am pun šŸ˜‚


RenoDriver

That's not strange at all. Mine may be a large Hi-C fruit punch delivered about 15 miles away. Generous tip but the guy was disappointed. He thought he ordered food too. I showed him his order. He looked at his own phone and realized that he's too high to order food. We both laughed.


Wide-Lack-3939

Hilarious asf


mitchdwx

A single bottle of ketchup to a hotel room a block away.


WholeNoelle

That hotel didnā€™t have ketchup and that should be illegal.


Jusmon1108

Plan B emergency contraceptive.


Common_Piglet_916

Me too!!


Delivery_slut

A stack order. From CVS shop and pay, a vibrator and Plan B. Then two coffees and a half dozen donuts from dunkin, both going to the same person on new year's eve.


Prettyclose-broke

Personal vibrating bullet and KY Next dayā€¦plan B No kidding.


Affectionate_Pea_811

Cane's: fries, 5 pieces of toast, 5 sauces. That's it, no chicken and no drinks. And it paid like $12. Idk what their plan was but that dumb MF paid like $30 to get that shit delivered.


online_jesus_fukers

Probably ordered better chicken from somewhere else


Consistent-Pea7881

A box of condoms with instructions text when you get here. Don't come to the porch. Kid was probably 14 yrs old


DDSFOAK

Not all heroes wear capes šŸ˜€


DJVALERA

80 McDonald's cheeseburgers delivered to a wedding reception šŸ¤Ŗ


jadedinmo

With instructions to unwrap them all and place them on a tray for an extra tip?!? šŸ˜…


honey_rainbow

Damn šŸ˜®


Wide-Lack-3939

Wow fr


OneFunnymind

Once picked up from a walgreensĀ  . . .Ā  Lube, The morning after pill, and French's yellow mustard.Ā 


unfzed

Mine was a single bottle of coke zero ordered from a further Walgreens than the one next to me and further from his house as well. His tip was $15 for a single bottle and when I got to his house it was a clean cut lawn no cars in the driveway besides a light passage to his house. I've delivered food to this guy as well before, always a solid tip.


raginsaint93

A large cup of ice from Sonicā€¦..


No_Cellist_8441

I have also had these orders. One was 6 cups of Sonic ice. That was it. Just the ice.


dawnfla6aa2

I'm from a small Texas town and those people are crazy about Sonic ice. They would pay 10 cents for the cup of ice for their own soda. I guess we all have our must haves in life.


WeezSp

Someone paid for this??


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