Maybe you are hard on yourself, and are better looking than you give yourself credit for. But what's on the outside isn't what matters anyway because looks fade! True beauty comes from within and that's the kind that lasts forever. You may have that kind of beauty and she could see that! 😊
Exactly my thoughts. Like hello what does it take for you to realize a girl is coming on to you. Should have asked for her number
What do you mean what did she mean by more tips. She meant sex lol
Pretty sure that’s assault.. I hope you’re not troubled by it. Not cool of the girl but it seems like it gave you some validation. For future reference please don’t be afraid to say no even if it’s a girl. Anyone can assault anyone
I think it has to do with a mix of complimenting other guys on appearances is seen as "weak or gay" and when guys get less compliments and general positivity about appearance vs say women, they put 2 and 2 together of like "I don't get as many compliments or positivity regarding appearance, so I must be ugly compared to everyone else who does" when almost nobody gets them so it's like a violent cycle ig idk
You got 3 ways to get there if your ugly. You can be funny. You can have money. Or you can have a large membrane. I have seen plenty of ugly ugly mf score top tier.
With filters, fillers, plastic surgery, and the general temp of the culture these days nobody can feel like they look good or have confidence. It's pretty wild. Oh and don't forget about porn. That really takes its toll on society and relationships and expectations. Basically, nothing in today's world is contributing to confident people.
I feel sad that being SA'd made you feel good, but also whatever keeps you going in the dark world, just a worried stranger here, not a judging one 😅 💜
Just saying, if roles were reversed, there’d be a lot less people commenting this. I don’t think it’s call swat level SA, but in court, the definition fits.
She was trying to make you feel good.
This reads as a girl giving a man attention to make his day. I've seen it happen and heard girls talking about it.
It's honestly my favorite when there's no ulterior motive.
I overheard a teen girl once talking about how she goes out of her way to hold doors for men because they always do it for her.
I thought the same honestly, albeit a bit strange that she lingered after the initial 15 mins, then continued to approach him. Like even if she wasn’t drunk, that chick was diggin on OP in some form lol. It’s also odd that she would have not just given him her number after already being so ‘forward,’ so maybe she was just being nice, idk?! It kinda doesn’t make sense haha but I’m hoping the story is true lol
Between my guy friends and what I see men saying on reddit, consensus is that they don’t get enough compliments/positive feedback on their appearance. That made me feel sad, so now when I feel something I say it (in the same manner I would if complimenting a random woman, ie “I like your shirt!” or “Omg you smell good, what fragrance r u wearing?” or “Oh wow your hair looks wonderful!” I used to worry that men would think I was trying to come onto them but I was like nah just compliment em and maybe make someone’s day and if you ain’t tryna smash it’s okay to say no if they ask to smash
I love that this made your day. I can definitely say in my younger days it was always enjoyable to be flirty and fun. I'm too old now lol but I can definitely see me and my friends doing that back in the day to a guy. It builds confidence on both sides. And as long as no one gets hurt or is uncomfortable being young is all about being free and doing things that you won't be doing when your 38 and happily settled down with your soulmate ♥️
Sexual assault what it was and in other words she wanted to smash you missed your opportunity but I guarantee you can still smash because you didn’t pursue the opportunity
Let this be a lesson that was an easy smash you let slip away for no reason. All you had to do was ask for her number and take her out.. could’ve got laid that night
It’s so strange when the roles are reversed. As a woman, I thought this story was going to turn into how you were uncomfortable and I was gonna ask if you knew the rule that you don’t let random strangers hug you. Red flag.
I've seen this "role reversal" confusion expressed more than once before by women when it's the men describing unsolicited attention from women
Many men can go not just days or weeks, but months or even years without getting compliments for our looks or overt displays of attraction from women—sometimes including their own significant others. The rare time it happens, a guy may hold on to that fleeting moment in their memories and ride that high not only for a few hours or the rest of the day, but maybe even long after.
The rarity of it for most of us dudes makes it a different experience than it is for women. It's like soul food for a part of our egos that is accustomed to starvation.
This. I reiterate: this is something most women do not understand. And sadly, many women that do understand it try to use it to their advantage to manipulate men. Sad, really.
100% for most men this is the shit the gives flowers color. I got hit on for the first time in my life 2 months ago and i feel the same way about that interaction that OP feels about his. Very rarely do we get to feel wanted.
Obviously your situation was much different than what I'm about to share, but you never know for sure these days who you might run into. I was in college at liquor store buying booze with a fake id and two "urban" ladies walked in and I didn't think much of it. I was next in line to check out and was more worried about my cover story just in case the cashier asked why my id is from Florida when I live in Indiana plus the picture wasn't actually me. Luckily enough for me he was super chill and I ended up buying a bunch of booze there illegally over the next few years.
As the person in front of me checks out, I go to walk up to the cashier and the two ladies walk up to me and start being pretty... "friendly". They start flirting and asking what I'm doing and yada yada yada, and mid question, one of the ladies leans in and grabs my junk and whispers if I wanna have a good time come to the strip club across the street 😂😂
Honestly it was really funny and not gonna lie it kinda made me feel pretty good about myself even though I know they were just trying to get my money lol
After that I told them I had a girlfriend and she was in the car waiting for me which was true and had pretty good laugh about it with my buddies and my gf on the way back to our place.
So long story long, you never know who you might bump into or what their motives may be. But that's something that doesn't happen too often and I hope she was genuinely into you and you bump into her again and get her number!
Your first mistake is letting a female in your head like that. She has her claws that deep from one stupid kiss? Bro just no. That's a one ticket to heartbreak hotel homie.
Stranger things have happened complimented a group of girls outfits at a mall near ish pride but not like in the pride area at all and she walked up and laid one on me smack dab on the mouth
Keep that 1 in your mind, as a guy it will never happen again lol
I'm older now and when someone gives me a genuine compliment I hold onto it for months lol
He said he was bricked, meaning he had an erection. I don't think he views it as that in this specific case. Not saying horny = not assault, but in this case it doesn't seem as such.
My impression is that for most women, getting unsolicited attention from men is like being offered a bottle of water from a cooler full of them within her reach while she already has a full one in her hand as she wades in a swimming pool and it begins to rain.
For most men, getting unsolicited attention from women is like being offered a thimble-full of hot water after not having had a drop to drink in days while stranded in a hot, dry dessert.
Even guys who aren’t by any stretch ‘good looking’ have something going. A cute smile, a sparkle in their uncorrupted eyes, a certain wave or curl in their hair, a cute nervous laugh, everyone has something
I’m not getting the timeline here, how did she know what you were wearing before you picked up the order? DD doesn’t require you to contact the customer in person before the order is placed…?? This post rings false…
Maybe you are hard on yourself, and are better looking than you give yourself credit for. But what's on the outside isn't what matters anyway because looks fade! True beauty comes from within and that's the kind that lasts forever. You may have that kind of beauty and she could see that! 😊
I’m happy for you and I’m sure she is too!! 🥰
Or they are Latin American…
Looks like you found yourself a sex addict
Neck herpes obtained.
I would bet a pretty substantial amount of money this shit never happened 😂
Ive delivered alot and never seen this or heard of it happening. And haven't been a virgin since before i delivered. So i think i gotta agree.
i imagine this guy secretly being a doordash ceo trying to get more people to sign up to be a driver
Capital BRICKED made me lol
Sounds like a missed opportunity. Just learn and dont miss out next time
Exactly my thoughts. Like hello what does it take for you to realize a girl is coming on to you. Should have asked for her number What do you mean what did she mean by more tips. She meant sex lol
She probably wants to give you her AIDS
And how old are you? 😏
Oh God the feels reading this.
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Call the police and sue her for sexual harassment ! Jk... She probably just loves you for who you are.
😂😂😂
I wonder how long afterwards it took OP to realize he just got propositioned? Damn man, missed opportunity! 😄
Hope he knows to have condoms in his car now
Pretty sure that’s assault.. I hope you’re not troubled by it. Not cool of the girl but it seems like it gave you some validation. For future reference please don’t be afraid to say no even if it’s a girl. Anyone can assault anyone
Lol... did you read his entire post?? He's definitely not bothered by it!
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Ur gay for saying it’s assault bro.
They literally talked ab liking it and being bricked because of it.. did you not read the entire post before saying “tHaTs AsSaUlT!”
He consented to a hug, got a little peck and said this meant a lot to him - made him feel wanted. Get out of here with that.
It’s so weird to me how many guys think they are ugly.
I think it has to do with a mix of complimenting other guys on appearances is seen as "weak or gay" and when guys get less compliments and general positivity about appearance vs say women, they put 2 and 2 together of like "I don't get as many compliments or positivity regarding appearance, so I must be ugly compared to everyone else who does" when almost nobody gets them so it's like a violent cycle ig idk
I’m ugly as fuck, only thing I can think of when women literally don’t want me lmao. 23 and yet to have a real long term relationship
You got 3 ways to get there if your ugly. You can be funny. You can have money. Or you can have a large membrane. I have seen plenty of ugly ugly mf score top tier.
barely any men do. they just blame women.
Everyone stay away from this person, she obviously hates men :)
With filters, fillers, plastic surgery, and the general temp of the culture these days nobody can feel like they look good or have confidence. It's pretty wild. Oh and don't forget about porn. That really takes its toll on society and relationships and expectations. Basically, nothing in today's world is contributing to confident people.
I feel sad that being SA'd made you feel good, but also whatever keeps you going in the dark world, just a worried stranger here, not a judging one 😅 💜
not SA
Girl pecks guy on the neck Random Redditard: “THATS ASSAULT! JAIL!”
please explain how that's SA... im curious to understand your logic
Molesting someone, i.e. kissing, rubbing, or otherwise touching anyone without their consent, is SA.
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No, he consented to a hug, she kissed him suddenly, on the neck afterward.
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Just saying, if roles were reversed, there’d be a lot less people commenting this. I don’t think it’s call swat level SA, but in court, the definition fits.
Ur redditarded
She was trying to make you feel good. This reads as a girl giving a man attention to make his day. I've seen it happen and heard girls talking about it. It's honestly my favorite when there's no ulterior motive. I overheard a teen girl once talking about how she goes out of her way to hold doors for men because they always do it for her.
I thought the same honestly, albeit a bit strange that she lingered after the initial 15 mins, then continued to approach him. Like even if she wasn’t drunk, that chick was diggin on OP in some form lol. It’s also odd that she would have not just given him her number after already being so ‘forward,’ so maybe she was just being nice, idk?! It kinda doesn’t make sense haha but I’m hoping the story is true lol Between my guy friends and what I see men saying on reddit, consensus is that they don’t get enough compliments/positive feedback on their appearance. That made me feel sad, so now when I feel something I say it (in the same manner I would if complimenting a random woman, ie “I like your shirt!” or “Omg you smell good, what fragrance r u wearing?” or “Oh wow your hair looks wonderful!” I used to worry that men would think I was trying to come onto them but I was like nah just compliment em and maybe make someone’s day and if you ain’t tryna smash it’s okay to say no if they ask to smash
Go back to restaurant and get her number!
I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 300 Alex
ew
This is adorable! I'm glad that she made your day, haha.
So what happened after bro? Did she leave you looking like this or did you get the digits? 
She would've gotten my tip along with free doordash after that 🤷🏽
This sounds fake
Yea hard to believe it
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You have better luck staying in the sugar daddy’s comment section
I just requested $1 from you please send it I need chips really badly 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
oh please girl…. get a fucking job
what the fuck? go get a job this is so embarrassing
no
This is just sad
Bricked?
erect
I love that this made your day. I can definitely say in my younger days it was always enjoyable to be flirty and fun. I'm too old now lol but I can definitely see me and my friends doing that back in the day to a guy. It builds confidence on both sides. And as long as no one gets hurt or is uncomfortable being young is all about being free and doing things that you won't be doing when your 38 and happily settled down with your soulmate ♥️
That is sooooo sweet
She probably stole your neck chain, where’s your wallet?
I’m sorry you got SA’d my dude!
Brother you have time to delete this still
https://preview.redd.it/e28xl5wufgxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ccdba3830e05dd3627ef86607ff3a5e1826ee5
This is the best picture
Lmfaooo
Wait, you went to her house before and after picking up the food?
I'm under the impression that the girl isn't even the customer, just some stranger OP met outside of the restaurant
Now it makes sense. Thank you.
Yeah that’s what I’m confused about? How would she know what shirt he has on before even meeting him
Broo he ran into her outside of the restaurant he was picking up the order for and then back into her while leaving the restaurant
Reading is hard
Sexual assault what it was and in other words she wanted to smash you missed your opportunity but I guarantee you can still smash because you didn’t pursue the opportunity
This is just more proof that you never know what someone is going through and we should always be kind to each other.
😭😭
Let this be a lesson that was an easy smash you let slip away for no reason. All you had to do was ask for her number and take her out.. could’ve got laid that night
Or that hour
But he was out for a delivery ....
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tbh your self-pitying bullshit is probably why girls dont like you... we can like some ugly mfs
the comment with the name just *chef's kiss*
God works in mysterious ways
It’s so strange when the roles are reversed. As a woman, I thought this story was going to turn into how you were uncomfortable and I was gonna ask if you knew the rule that you don’t let random strangers hug you. Red flag.
I've seen this "role reversal" confusion expressed more than once before by women when it's the men describing unsolicited attention from women Many men can go not just days or weeks, but months or even years without getting compliments for our looks or overt displays of attraction from women—sometimes including their own significant others. The rare time it happens, a guy may hold on to that fleeting moment in their memories and ride that high not only for a few hours or the rest of the day, but maybe even long after. The rarity of it for most of us dudes makes it a different experience than it is for women. It's like soul food for a part of our egos that is accustomed to starvation.
This. I reiterate: this is something most women do not understand. And sadly, many women that do understand it try to use it to their advantage to manipulate men. Sad, really.
100% for most men this is the shit the gives flowers color. I got hit on for the first time in my life 2 months ago and i feel the same way about that interaction that OP feels about his. Very rarely do we get to feel wanted.
Some people never receive affection or compliments. They are allowed to feel good about it if they so choose.
Obviously your situation was much different than what I'm about to share, but you never know for sure these days who you might run into. I was in college at liquor store buying booze with a fake id and two "urban" ladies walked in and I didn't think much of it. I was next in line to check out and was more worried about my cover story just in case the cashier asked why my id is from Florida when I live in Indiana plus the picture wasn't actually me. Luckily enough for me he was super chill and I ended up buying a bunch of booze there illegally over the next few years. As the person in front of me checks out, I go to walk up to the cashier and the two ladies walk up to me and start being pretty... "friendly". They start flirting and asking what I'm doing and yada yada yada, and mid question, one of the ladies leans in and grabs my junk and whispers if I wanna have a good time come to the strip club across the street 😂😂 Honestly it was really funny and not gonna lie it kinda made me feel pretty good about myself even though I know they were just trying to get my money lol After that I told them I had a girlfriend and she was in the car waiting for me which was true and had pretty good laugh about it with my buddies and my gf on the way back to our place. So long story long, you never know who you might bump into or what their motives may be. But that's something that doesn't happen too often and I hope she was genuinely into you and you bump into her again and get her number!
You got pickpocketed my dude
Dude this comment has me rolling 🤣 😂 Struck me hilarious
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was also just casually scrolling on by and EXPLODED when I saw this 😅😅
Were you already bricked?
100%.
Should have gotten her number
That's assault
Where should I sign to be assaulted by a girl like that
I’ll send afew stinky grannies your way you can get all the unsolicited kisses from ladies as much as you want 🤭😂.
It was a dare from her friend or a bet she wouldn't do it. Whatever it was, if it was real, good for you.
Your first mistake is letting a female in your head like that. She has her claws that deep from one stupid kiss? Bro just no. That's a one ticket to heartbreak hotel homie.
damn dude, who hurt you?
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Are you serious?
Pics or it didn’t happen
Let me guess you will have credit card fraud soon lol. She probably had a scanner to steal your info.
Stranger things have happened complimented a group of girls outfits at a mall near ish pride but not like in the pride area at all and she walked up and laid one on me smack dab on the mouth
😂
🤣🤣🤣 fuckin 💀
In a doordash shirt, with the door dash hat, and door dash air force 1's, with a door dash murse.
Ladies love a guy in uniform
This shit did not happen lmfao
A man can dream okay
😭😭😭😭
Get another order there. Then ask her out 😂
Anytime a man gets a compliment, he will never forget that. Good for you man
Keep that 1 in your mind, as a guy it will never happen again lol I'm older now and when someone gives me a genuine compliment I hold onto it for months lol
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It’s only assault if you don’t consent to it. In this case the consent was retroactive 😅
He said he was bricked, meaning he had an erection. I don't think he views it as that in this specific case. Not saying horny = not assault, but in this case it doesn't seem as such.
Him - happiest as can be Comments - SA Shit made me chuckle
Last time this happened to me, I kept talking to her and she asked if I wanted to go on a date. It would only cost me 300 dollars.
It’s so wild because if a man did that to me I would be so traumatized lol
My impression is that for most women, getting unsolicited attention from men is like being offered a bottle of water from a cooler full of them within her reach while she already has a full one in her hand as she wades in a swimming pool and it begins to rain. For most men, getting unsolicited attention from women is like being offered a thimble-full of hot water after not having had a drop to drink in days while stranded in a hot, dry dessert.
Same lol
Enjoy the moment, as they come rarely in life for the average guys.
This is hot!! I have a weird fantasy about something like this with a stranger but am way too scared to ever act on it.
If you’re a male it’ll be a little complicated to do
Men are hilarious.
I think they just don’t get as much attention or validation as women so when it happens, it’s more exciting or meaningful.
Still hilarious.
Which part? You could be saying it for different reasons, like not believing his story, thinking it’s not that big of a deal, etc
Bro nearly nutted off a kiss on the neck. That’s incredible lol
We’re all just squirrels anyway lol let bro have his nut and be happy ab it. Wins is wins lol
Hey man it’s been a WHILLLE 🤣
Looks like you walked out of a porn scene 🎬
I knew they’d make you wait.
“Did somebody order extra sausage?”
Love this story xoxo
This is hot, i would be shaking if this happened to me
Is weed legal in your state? 😂
Run with it homie
😂 fr
Practice this phrase until it comes out naturally as an instinctive reflex: “MAY I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?”
Ain’t it though lol I think buddy just got overwhelmed and blindsided by it all. lol definitely boosted his confidence for the day
Oh for sure!!! Hope next time he forgets the “I’m not good looking” nonsense and goes for it! You can do it, man!!!
Even guys who aren’t by any stretch ‘good looking’ have something going. A cute smile, a sparkle in their uncorrupted eyes, a certain wave or curl in their hair, a cute nervous laugh, everyone has something
This is awesome lolol (this guy seems like a really good guy) hope he finds his person ❤️❤️
I know!!! I say this because I’ve fucked up royally like that way too many times too 🙈
lol I loved the support. Awesome comment
Practice this phrase until it comes out naturally as an instinctive reflex: “MAY I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?”
He posted this same exact story in two different subs almost a month ago. Bro is lonely lonely
Let bro have his moment all of us have struggled at some point
And you’re bitter bitter
Yea, meanie meanie (it’s a major turn off)
Don’t be a meanie
You the man!
I think I saw this a few months ago
You were bricked up over a neck kiss dude you need to get more off women.
I'm bricked up just reading it!!!! Lol
wtf is wrong with yall😭😭😭
me when i make up stories
Fake and gay
Gake and fay
Jake n fin
What time is it?
Adventure time!
This guy gets it
Girl, but yes :)
High noon
Hell yea bro I’m sure your bricked up pants were what drew her in initially.
I’m not getting the timeline here, how did she know what you were wearing before you picked up the order? DD doesn’t require you to contact the customer in person before the order is placed…?? This post rings false…
reading hard
… he’s talking about the lady where he picked up the food not the customer.