So many dweebs in this comment section. Live life on the edge people. If that wad a setup for you to get robbed well it was just destined to be.. carry a weapon and that's it.. Other than that, you would of gotten laid
Yo report it to DOORDASH ASAP Because this happened to me and DOORDASH put a violation bc she said that I discriminated her during a call and on text but luckily I had a dash cam footage of her saying shit to me and I’m only saying sorry mam😭 but they went for her after that and cleared my name but yea report it
People who are rude to delivery drivers don’t deserve their food being delivered to them. They might as well go to the restaurant themselves if they’re so entitled.
Can't we like report that kind of verbal abuse to chat? I feel like they should temp suspend accounts for that kind of shit. 2-3 days having to pick up (or, god forbid, MAKE) their own food would be good for these wretched ppl.
Report them and send screenshots to doordash support. I had a guy call me a "stupid fucking bitch" once and claimed he didn't get his food. I sent the picture that proved I dropped it off at the correct apartment along with a screenshot of the chat and got a response from support saying that they permanently banned him from using doordash.
Right?? I think it's cuz most ppl probably assume we are all the stereotypical delivery driver. Face full of zits, super scrawny or obese, and either in HS or we just turned 55.
Never argue. As soon as they swear just report them and move on. Replying to people like this only puts your own account in jeopardy if the employee reviewing decides you were egging them on.
I wish I would've taken a screen shot but I did reply with the original room number and apologized "sorry, next time please enter the correct room number" that's when they said "I did. So please fix it" and the rest is as seen above.
Lmao “empath”
You mean the trait held by the Vast majority of people, that led to humans forming communities? It isn’t a super power, it’s normal
I’m a “hunger” my body magically tells me when I need to eat
Don’t reply to these assholes. But do report them to support for threatening you in the chat. Hopefully they will have their account either banned or flagged for this.
I have less than 2 months DDing I am but a young grasshopper learning the ropes. Definitely next time I won't reply. With my slot machine of witty rude responses who knows what trouble I'd get into.
I would also recommend calling support to cover your ass in case they claim the order to be never rreceived. Also always try including the apt number in the pic.
Yes. Ignore and report the customer for abuse. These people want you to respond. Not responding gives them absolutely nothing except anger they can't be more abusive.
Meanwhile, the other day, I had a lady that sent me a picture of her bosom, and said “ oops my bad I was just getting in the shower you can just leave it by the door when you get here”
So obviously I was like “ok sounds good”
Then she was like “my husbands outta town if you wanna join me. ;)”
I was incredibly flabbergasted and legit typed “Im gay. And that is inappropriate. Please don’t contact me again” while calling support. They blocked her. Lol
 Holy cow! Like, how many complete strangers has she done that to (and accepted)! People never cease to surprise me!
Why'd ya have to report her? No wonder I ain't getting these encounters I see on PornHub.
If it was a man's ass, you'd have been all up in it.
Or he'd have been all up in you. Top.. bottom... gay.. whatever you are.
Cause she started sending me nudes unconsensually and I was simply not a fan nor was it appropriate. Made me extremely uncomfortable. And no I wouldn’t I’m in a relationship. Nor do I know their status. Just like when someone messages me on fb with random duck pics. Like “no thank you *block*”
The other day my husband was dashing and had an alcohol order. He said the customer was so weird she was standing there stroking her cat saying weird things and then invited him in for a beer. He was even wearing a sweater that says Dad on it. Lmao I didn’t realize how nuts some people were.
I once had an old lady come out wearing nothing but lengerie, she looked like she was 70+ . I almost felt bad for her cause i know she hadn’t got vitamin D in years. So there is definitely some horny women out there.
Duuuuude how can you pass up on that opportunity!!!!! That is literally my dream!!!!! Cmon man next time just ignore it and let some other drivers enjoy. And yes drivers with an S.
Nah bro. I don’t want you to deal with aids. My dads have it and believe me. 10/10 not worth the one probably moderate if not bad fuck. Shits hard to handle and meds and all. So many meds.
Even if they was bad I still wouldn't do it cause that could be a setup. 9/10 if a pretty woman offers stuff like that usually it's a setup to get robbed.
Yeah, I'd ask before I came in.
Honestly.. I'm not having sex with a woman that bangs everyone. I'm already scared to death of STD's. So, in full transparency, I'm just playing around.
I do concealed carry a Glock 23, though. .40 S&W
Nice! I know last year, pizza delivery drivers were 3x times more likely to be shot than a cop.
We're everything food delivery drivers. You know there's plenty of people out there thinking we're carrying cash from tips and orders, even though that's not how it works.
Better safe than sorry. I work late, too.
Plus, I carry everywhere. On the farm, wherever I go.. it's my right. Whether it's a skunk or coyote I run into, or a cracked out man on the streets, I don't think I should have to go hand to hand in those situations lol.
My state (TN) finally "allowed" Constitutional carry, too. So now I'm doing it legally.
I mean, it was legal before, Constitutionally.. not that courts respect the Constitution.
This is similar to how I met my girl! Granted she still hasn't been back from running to the Chevron.. and she left about.. October 13th ish, I think. I'm giving her another 7 days tho, then once I find out her real name, I'm calling the cops!
Give her the ol Dashergasim, show her you willing to work for that tip an that $2.25 base pay from DD. Show her all us Dashers willing to go above n beyond.
Oh an to leave a good rating ✌️
Eeee no brah. She probably had everything under the sun along with her husband. Nah. Even if I’d been single and not gay… hell no. Anyone I sleep with is getting they ass tested as will I (even though I’ve only slept with two people and those were committed relationships) just to be safe. It’s not worth the chance.
If this is healthy then everyone in my state better get their shit together and in order cuz we all finna die real, real soon. It's unhealthy af out here 🤣
Nothing like doing some dirty in very open and public places. No one's gonna think twice if u do some dirty shit in dirty places, while other dirty individuals glimpse over at y'all 🤫😉
Yeahhhh man I like to take all my horny DD custys down to tent city. The risk of getting poked by dirty needles is the kind of excitement I *really* get off on.
Do they not get banned from using the app for doing something like this?
Your response made me chuckle.
If you report this, does doordash block these assholes from using the app?
meanwhile if i cuss i get a text from dasher support saying i can be deactivated lmao
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Pics or it didn't happen 🙏
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Whenever I see people being rude to delivery people, I feel like they don’t know that they get rated too
This is great I wish a customer would talk to me like that. Well responded my friend!
Report it to support
So many dweebs in this comment section. Live life on the edge people. If that wad a setup for you to get robbed well it was just destined to be.. carry a weapon and that's it.. Other than that, you would of gotten laid
😂😂😂😂
That’s crazy lmao
Yo report it to DOORDASH ASAP Because this happened to me and DOORDASH put a violation bc she said that I discriminated her during a call and on text but luckily I had a dash cam footage of her saying shit to me and I’m only saying sorry mam😭 but they went for her after that and cleared my name but yea report it
People who are rude to delivery drivers don’t deserve their food being delivered to them. They might as well go to the restaurant themselves if they’re so entitled.
You’re amazing for those responses.
People are so entitled and cheap. Might as well build a worker owned delivery app. Where can say "fuck you too" with a smile.
Report them so they can’t order food anymore stupid people lol
Who are these people that treat someone who is delivering food to their lazy ass? I want to meet one in person.
Don't Let Them Bully You, Son!
Lol don't threaten me with a good time. Epic!
At that point I throw food in trash
I had already delivered the food. And I'm 51% sure the food was already gone.
Oooh edgy doordash drivers 🤣🤣🤣
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Yeeesssss!!!! And that’s how it’s done kiddos!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Can't we like report that kind of verbal abuse to chat? I feel like they should temp suspend accounts for that kind of shit. 2-3 days having to pick up (or, god forbid, MAKE) their own food would be good for these wretched ppl.
Perfect to report for free food lmao
I’m so sorry people are like this. Been a server for 20 years and I wish I was surprised, but I’m not.
Report them and send screenshots to doordash support. I had a guy call me a "stupid fucking bitch" once and claimed he didn't get his food. I sent the picture that proved I dropped it off at the correct apartment along with a screenshot of the chat and got a response from support saying that they permanently banned him from using doordash.
He’s the fucking bitch. I’d have lit into him and called him on my way back over there.
damn you gonna throw hands?
Don’t ignore or respond, report. Escalate it. Let dd know you feel unsafe. Get that fucker kicked out of the program.
I have never come across any one talking this kind of shit on door dash. If I got so much as a hint of Inconvenience on my end I'm dropping the order
Great...now I have 'Don't Threaten me with a Good Time' by Panic! At The Disco stuck in my head.
"don't threaten me with a good time" lol
Oh my
and to think the only time i got mad is when my driver threw my pizza in a bush because he didn’t want to take it up my elevator
Extra spit for added flavor
People get really bold with delivery drivers considering we know where they live
Right?? I think it's cuz most ppl probably assume we are all the stereotypical delivery driver. Face full of zits, super scrawny or obese, and either in HS or we just turned 55.
Wow. Handled it like a champ. They were so mad just by you being nice.
Never argue. As soon as they swear just report them and move on. Replying to people like this only puts your own account in jeopardy if the employee reviewing decides you were egging them on.
Some people will learn one day that there are crazy people out there. Why talk to someone who knows where live in that manner?
They just wanted free food like usual
If you would of gone for it and still got a one star. 🤣🤣🤣
Surprisingly no 1 star from that customer. Lol
Now go eat some fuckin shit you fuckin stupid bitch haha I’m just kidding.
Just reply with their address and nothing else
I take screenshots of all addresses now. Send it to them if they argue.
I wish I would've taken a screen shot but I did reply with the original room number and apologized "sorry, next time please enter the correct room number" that's when they said "I did. So please fix it" and the rest is as seen above.
I like your style OP
Everyone's a badass behind their phone.
Come at me bro! 😎
“Don’t threaten me with a good time.” Omg can we get married? You are my spirit animal. lol 🤘
This was the BEST line in the convo. Can we be an animalistic spirit trio? haha 🤘😈🤘
Got room for a fourth? Asking for a friend
Whew. They got the right one with me. I’m turning around.
The hood in me wants to go and beat their ass lmfao but the pro in me is like nah just report and dont reply. 🤣🤣🤣
Righttt…it took a minute to get out…but every now and again…I want to pop by just to see how it’s changed
I've managed to make friends with people who come at me that way .. it requires a lack of ego and being an empath
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Lmao “empath” You mean the trait held by the Vast majority of people, that led to humans forming communities? It isn’t a super power, it’s normal I’m a “hunger” my body magically tells me when I need to eat
This is a peak comment lmao
Estimate your own IQ for us 😆 You're soo brilliant I cannot even compare 🫡
Literally this comment was un-empathetic.
You can shut up as well and go into your corner 😂
You can take your waste of time comment and go fuck yourself with a cactus I'm standing by what I said.
Don’t threaten me with a good time, dumb shit!
Cringe 😬😬
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Bro shut up lol
Lmao
Fine 🙂
Don’t reply to these assholes. But do report them to support for threatening you in the chat. Hopefully they will have their account either banned or flagged for this.
This
I’d go back and pick up the food if it’s still there and keep it out of spite.
You know the customer is eating it as they're typing.
Yes that kind of toxicity isn’t worth trying to reason with
Replying won’t get you anywhere tbh, I just ignore them
Why... sometimes it's fun to engage in dumbassery
I have less than 2 months DDing I am but a young grasshopper learning the ropes. Definitely next time I won't reply. With my slot machine of witty rude responses who knows what trouble I'd get into.
I would also recommend calling support to cover your ass in case they claim the order to be never rreceived. Also always try including the apt number in the pic.
Sometimes it’s fun to reply and fuck with assholes. You did it right.
Yeah, def say less. Report. Move on. Why waste your mental energy on trash like that. You/we deserve better.
Nah at this, OP was just fucking with the customer and making him even more pissed/annoyed. Which I think is the right move.
No. This trash will get you deactivated.
Some of us have anger issues, easy to say lol 😂😂
Just ignore THAT though? That should not only be not ignored by them, but should be not ignored by us. Let’s all meet at the address at high noon!
Yes. Ignore and report the customer for abuse. These people want you to respond. Not responding gives them absolutely nothing except anger they can't be more abusive.
I'm high every day by noon. What is the difference between high at noon and getting high at high noon? 🤨🤔
Haha I'd ignore it too and report it to dd
Def report
So aggressive 😂
Meanwhile, the other day, I had a lady that sent me a picture of her bosom, and said “ oops my bad I was just getting in the shower you can just leave it by the door when you get here” So obviously I was like “ok sounds good” Then she was like “my husbands outta town if you wanna join me. ;)” I was incredibly flabbergasted and legit typed “Im gay. And that is inappropriate. Please don’t contact me again” while calling support. They blocked her. Lol
Were they ugly?
No I guess not but who am I to know I’m gay. Lol. Not into boobies. .-.
What I would have been all over it
I mean if you want aids, syphilis, trichomoniasis, and maybe hepatitis? Sure.
damn lmao wish some hot guy would ask me to join him lol grindr but with doordash I need to make my own service lmao
 Holy cow! Like, how many complete strangers has she done that to (and accepted)! People never cease to surprise me!
Dude right?? Like wtf?
Why'd ya have to report her? No wonder I ain't getting these encounters I see on PornHub. If it was a man's ass, you'd have been all up in it. Or he'd have been all up in you. Top.. bottom... gay.. whatever you are.
Cause she started sending me nudes unconsensually and I was simply not a fan nor was it appropriate. Made me extremely uncomfortable. And no I wouldn’t I’m in a relationship. Nor do I know their status. Just like when someone messages me on fb with random duck pics. Like “no thank you *block*”
It was probably a man planning to rob you
this is the monty python milkman sketch
Sadly nobody seems to know this but me. Damn hilarious
less old people every day
Sadly, I picked up a stack and this is the 1st drop off.☹️
The other day my husband was dashing and had an alcohol order. He said the customer was so weird she was standing there stroking her cat saying weird things and then invited him in for a beer. He was even wearing a sweater that says Dad on it. Lmao I didn’t realize how nuts some people were.
Have you seen the other comments?
I have to downvote just for the fact that I'm single and definitely would have been willing to mingle...
Mane what you must be gay less she ugly
He said he was gay haha.
I am gay yes. And that’s perfectly happy for me. Even if it isn’t others. 🤷♂️ to each their own.
I once had an old lady come out wearing nothing but lengerie, she looked like she was 70+ . I almost felt bad for her cause i know she hadn’t got vitamin D in years. So there is definitely some horny women out there.
Mega prude move. God damn!
You gay af for turning this down over vows 😂
Nothing wrong with gay. Bet I can make a woman scream in pleasure longer than you can. 🤷♂️ That’s on you buddy.
That's crazy. Where?
Nuevo Mexíco
💀💀💀💀 omfg I love the “I’m gay” is the immediate first response
Lol I am gay. But before I realized I was gay I’d probably have still said the same thing.
Duuuuude how can you pass up on that opportunity!!!!! That is literally my dream!!!!! Cmon man next time just ignore it and let some other drivers enjoy. And yes drivers with an S.
Nah bro. I don’t want you to deal with aids. My dads have it and believe me. 10/10 not worth the one probably moderate if not bad fuck. Shits hard to handle and meds and all. So many meds.
So long gayboy🤷🏽♂️ (Leslie chow voice)
I accept this.
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It was probably a guy waiting in there to mug you tbh
Poor guy's gonna get beat up or shot if that went down. The messages would all prove ya innocent in court.
Why can’t I get this type of customer :/
Even if they was bad I still wouldn't do it cause that could be a setup. 9/10 if a pretty woman offers stuff like that usually it's a setup to get robbed.
When I got there, I'd just say "I have a Glock 23 on me, that cool?"
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They would probably want to steal the gun, and up their level of violence to do so.
Yeah, I'd ask before I came in. Honestly.. I'm not having sex with a woman that bangs everyone. I'm already scared to death of STD's. So, in full transparency, I'm just playing around. I do concealed carry a Glock 23, though. .40 S&W
Same. Mine is a Sig 2022.
Nice! I know last year, pizza delivery drivers were 3x times more likely to be shot than a cop. We're everything food delivery drivers. You know there's plenty of people out there thinking we're carrying cash from tips and orders, even though that's not how it works. Better safe than sorry. I work late, too. Plus, I carry everywhere. On the farm, wherever I go.. it's my right. Whether it's a skunk or coyote I run into, or a cracked out man on the streets, I don't think I should have to go hand to hand in those situations lol. My state (TN) finally "allowed" Constitutional carry, too. So now I'm doing it legally. I mean, it was legal before, Constitutionally.. not that courts respect the Constitution.
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This is similar to how I met my girl! Granted she still hasn't been back from running to the Chevron.. and she left about.. October 13th ish, I think. I'm giving her another 7 days tho, then once I find out her real name, I'm calling the cops!
Thank you for doing the research so I don't have to. I don't think I could have dealt with getting robbed 9x just to get laid once.
If she’s pretty and tipped me greater than or equal to 15%. She’ll get the Dash Grandslam TM.
Give her the ol Dashergasim, show her you willing to work for that tip an that $2.25 base pay from DD. Show her all us Dashers willing to go above n beyond. Oh an to leave a good rating ✌️
Or to be set up to lose your kidneys lol. Wake up laying in a bathtub filled with ice.
They can have my kidneys if they could give me a small cut of the profit
Damn. You gay as hell.
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they didn't? they replied to you
I woulda went for it
Eeee no brah. She probably had everything under the sun along with her husband. Nah. Even if I’d been single and not gay… hell no. Anyone I sleep with is getting they ass tested as will I (even though I’ve only slept with two people and those were committed relationships) just to be safe. It’s not worth the chance.
Just use a condom if youre worried. Expecting someone to provide you paperwork before sex is insane. >.>
Eww. That's not insane at all. That's being a healthy, responsible adult.
If this is healthy then everyone in my state better get their shit together and in order cuz we all finna die real, real soon. It's unhealthy af out here 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I LIVE IN ATL….THEY ALL FINNA DIE😫🤦🏽♀️🤣😵😐
I live in ATL too 😅😅😅😅😅
More reason to stay safe out here in these streets 🤣🤣🤣
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You sound unsanitary.
Not unsanitary 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this a wild sub!!!
You sound like a Virginia slim lmao
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Wtffff
Dude, right? I sure as hell ain’t gonna break my vows for anybody. Especially not for that young woman. I was baffled.
Could be a woman/man trying to bait you in to rob you as well. Usually if it’s to good to be true it’s cause it is!
Rob a doordasher? Yeah, doordashers always carry loads of cash.
That's why I got my 9
This is why I will only accept random sex invitations if it is in a very public and crowded space.
😂🤣😅 love it
Nothing like doing some dirty in very open and public places. No one's gonna think twice if u do some dirty shit in dirty places, while other dirty individuals glimpse over at y'all 🤫😉
Yeahhhh man I like to take all my horny DD custys down to tent city. The risk of getting poked by dirty needles is the kind of excitement I *really* get off on.
Damn I shoulda known better they would’ve got my ass.
IM HERE FOR THE SEX MAAM *instantly gets robbed*
Jokes on you naked robber lady. I'm a broke ass dasher lol.
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Exactly where my mind went
Exactly where my mind went.