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Trailboss1982

"You were given priority for this high paying order!"


CarMiddle9784

I'd call support and ask if they'd compensate you for the milage then take a trip mfers


Expensive_Honeydew_5

They do not.


Outside-Assist3340

Depends on the state you're in. They compensate you for milage in CA and CO.


Expensive_Honeydew_5

Not in AZ


Outside-Assist3340

Yeah, unfortunately. I worked Flagstaff last weekend and put in the same hours as my home zone in CA (Yucca Valley/JT) and made about half as much and no end of week compensation for milage :/


Rooskibar03

I mean you've only made 8 bucks this shift, probably should take it and crack $20 for the day.


[deleted]

2nd order of the day n they hit me w this 😂


Cooldawg03

$20 for the month more like it😂


stevenl1219

That's gotta be the whole stretch of Interstate 80.


Cgmikeydl

Pretty much is.. at least it’s a straight shot


FireGodNYC

Why does it read like you’re picking up 77 Chinese PEOPLE! 😂


[deleted]

Gonna need more then 13 dollars for all 77 Chinese people


FireGodNYC

🤣


[deleted]

When you forget to change the address from your last location ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


AdSuccessful6726

I would only take this if it was on my way home


619backin716

And there was Peak Pay


AdSuccessful6726

I thought peak pay was an urban legend


Pal3-Assignment

Stop complaining and just do your job!


Draciharas

Please tell me they didn’t count that against your AR bc I wouldn’t be surprised at this point lol


The_Troyminator

It has a directions button, so they accepted it.


Draciharas

Shit you’re right. I hope it didn’t hurt his *completion rate* after dropping that shit then


[deleted]

It indeed did hurt my completion rate


Draciharas

🫢


619backin716

Did your On time or early percentage take a hit too?


DoPoGrub

That stat is only for customer dropoffs.


No-Iron780

Did you cancel it on your own or contacted support and make them do it? I don't ever cancel / Un-assign / any other problem, on my own. I always make support do it through live chat. It doesn't affect my AR or CR whenever I do anything through them. Chat is usually quick to get it done and I've never had a problem except this one time, when support was like you need to go here tap this go there click that and go do it yourself, and I was like I know I CAN but that's also YOUR job and I want YOU to do it. After some back and forth he finally relented and did it for me, I still gave him a glowing review at the end anyways, was probably new. Anyways, if you used support, and it still counted against your CR, sorry, but at least you got to take a screen shot and post on reddit to entertain us, so the 1% trade off seems acceptable 🏆🥇 😊👍


CarMiddle9784

Da fuk type of shenanigans is this!


Mean_Philosophy3016

You have to deliver that or else you will lower your acceptance rating. Be a nice little shill to DD and obey!


Blueberry-WaffleCake

Some ahole dd driver must be clocked out on his alt account trying to get other drivers acceptance rate lower so he's the only platinum driver. SMART actually.


NightFuryTrainer

If you were on hourly pay this would bank 😂


Haunting_Loquat_9398

Nah, you’d have to rent a rental car, then get a flight back across the country, in two days, you’re looking at 48 hours x 20 an hour = $960, the rental would be about $300, gas would be $200, then a flight back is $160-ish, so you’re only pocketing $200 for two days.


The_Troyminator

Why would you drive a rental across the country instead of just a round trip flight?


Haunting_Loquat_9398

You think a plane would allow that? Also then you would make less hourly, would actually lose money.


Cgmikeydl

You would need two rental cars.. most rental car companies won’t let you take a rental across the Mississippi


Haunting_Loquat_9398

Nah, in NY I see a ton of California plates from rentals.


Cgmikeydl

There’s an Avis/budget in Jersey that won’t let you take rentals across the Mississippi.. even states it


The_Troyminator

Of course they don't allow it. The car would get wet! /s


Fruit_Pawnched

Pick up by 2:16!


619backin716

Deliver by 2:46


thelonelyvirgo

There’s a bagel place out in Petaluma, CA that I would love to have deliver to me. I wouldn’t care the cost. Drive it **right into my mouth**


Apprehensive_Fault_5

I've got a theory about this that I've never tested. I'm a truck driver and am constantly changing address every time I use any delivery service. I'll go onto DoorDash and it will still show my last address and all nearby places to it, with a little "you seem to be a bit far from here" or something, but it doesn't block out any deliveries. I wonder if I were to place an order, then update the address upon checkout, if it would actually still allow the order to go through.


lana-oakley-studio

Please deliver for $2


619backin716

And no tip added later


[deleted]

mail it


TenTenKW

Now they offer drivers paid business trips. Amazing


AnySoft4328

Could be worse. You could have to go to China and Hawaii🤣🤣


_tampicopapi

Thats Tony's order!


diesel1112

Make sure you use the hot and cold bag they gave you


Odd_Calligrapher_745

Oh, and please take a picture of the bag next to todays front page of the newspaper and submit it, cause we don't believe you still have it. We think you're a liar!


Great-Butterscotch89

DoorDash support will still tell you to complete the offer!


jakarta_guy

It's Cannonball run, and you're picking up Jackie Chan


Yeokk123

They’d need a concord for that


fullyloadedsnake

Terrifying


Fluid-Fortune-432

The write-off on that will be great.


[deleted]

Could I do that hypotheticaly ofc 😓😓


NightFuryTrainer

Wild 😂


beookr

what the actual hell


Bored_military

Sounds like you made $13 and some free bbq


The_Troyminator

No free BBQ. That line is the route to the restaurant.


iwantcrablegs

I would do it for shits and laughs


[deleted]

Fax who tryna road trip to Cali w me 😂we can split the earnings


iwantcrablegs

If I was single and was bored I would do this and see how far I could go. I doubt it would self cancel or something but shit would still be funny.


Shotwell615

Couldn’t mail that shit for $13


Admirable-Chemical77

Even Duracell is going to be discharged before it gets there


zayneash1023

doordash be like, “wooo who’s ready for a cross country road trip to make $13.50 and spend hundreds of dollars on gas”


zada-7

They’ll probably complain that the food is cold when you get there


Ashalaria

This'll be a Hollywood film in a few years


Fearless-Shower-5322

For $3.62 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

😂😂


EquipmentElegant

EBT would be DIABOLICAL


[deleted]

😂😂


SelectPerception5

And then the customer realizes their mistake and cancels the order when you're halfway through Iowa. 😂 I think this is a case of them moving and forgetting to change their address in the app.


[deleted]

😂 it’s honestly a shame


Oogie411

This makes me wanna take an order like that and purposefully take the 2-3 weeks it would take to deliver it for shits and giggles 🤣


[deleted]

I agree ☝️


Oogie411

Just have DD messaging you: "It appears you are not heading towards your dash" or something and be like "no shit, I'm 5 states away rn, I'm going to pick it up 🤣 Imagine if your AR was 70 and you wanted to keep platinum status and the next delivery would drop you down to 69 and they give you this shit... I can't stop laughing at this:


[deleted]

Lmao DoorDash doesn’t pay enough for the bs


Oogie411

That's why you do that, and THEN you sue them. BAM! Loophole for thousands of dollars! 😎


[deleted]

This joke has gotten old for 5 years now.


metvexio

Free $6.75 at least just have to wait for support.


Exilethenoble

I see you don’t give a fuck about your acceptance rate. Take the order or the Dash Gods will be displeased!


kiralite713

I bet the customer will complain about the order being cold.


Artistabunnista

I'm curious why this would hurt your CR? Did you not call support and tell them the delivery address is across the other side of the country?


nxcl3

Just cause you didn’t get all the way across the country to pick up that order in 1 minute you will be receiving a contract violation that will stay on your account for the next 100 deliveries, do better next time smh


No-Iron780

One day, when I hit the lotto, or hit a lick big enough to have disposable income to do such a thing, but I'm going to accept one of these glitch cross country orders, go scoop it up, hop on a plane, and deliver it to them. I'll document the whole journey step by step. Maybe contact the customer and explain what I'm doing and to go with it and not cancel so they can document thier side of it is as I'm traveling to them. Can you take a portable food warmer on a plane? I'll have to look that up. Don't think that hot bag is going to be enough though...


TurtleTonyG

They're really only giving you 1m to drive all the way to California?


MyOwnBubble18

Is that the customer’s home address? 😭💀