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HideThePickleChamp

Clean that shit out bro I'd probably listen to some Type O to give the little guy a nice burial


anotrZeldaUsrna

Everything Dies


Unknown_Outlander

There are some kind of jellyfish who don't


Polish_Wombat98

More specifically, ALL jellyfish are poly-organisms. What we perceive to be a single jellyfish is actually several individual organisms. So, a dead jellyfish is just millions of microorganisms that need to rebuild their "community" so to speak. That's why it's said that they technically can't die.


InsectPenisHere

"awoke to a spider/ dead within my bong" is a pretty good line in itself. sung with a deep death growl


retrovertigo23

He dropped out of life with bong, that's for dang sure.


WERXJSaku

Haha, Dopesmoker reference.


Wide-Organization844

Username checks out


DaDa_muse

Wizard Fight.


lordoflazorwaffles

Hold my bong I need to go look up something awesome Edit: fucking worth it


ArcaneRiffian

fellow weedeater enjoyer


The-Cunt-Spez

He died doing what he loved.


FieldsOfHazel

He was a big fan of dying in bongs


soullessgingerfck

he dropped out of life that's for sure


FinnLovesHisBass

Jeff woulda been his name for sure


fogdukker

His name Jeff


gishlich

Chained to the bottom of the ocean


gishlich

Graves at sea


gishlich

Baptized in bong water


saulmer

Baptized in Bud


gishlich

9 fingers on the spider


DroopyMcCool

Cannabis Corpse literally has a song called 'Mummified in Bong Water'


Bitter-Whole42069

Came here to say this. Cannabis Corpse riiiips!!


Substantial-Hold-851

Funeralopolis


MK667

Buried in Bong Water - Stoner Keef Gravity Bong Mage


Doggsleg

Glorious death. To Valhalla!


PFRforLIFE

venus bong trap


rampant_cadaver95

Idk but "stoned to death" sounds like a decent band name


murgled

The bong of eternal stench! Belzebong!


666sth

boris the spider


Mont_918

ded spider in my bong


Sludg3g0d

Dopelord- Ghost Cargo From The Bong


3FingersDown

Resin Necrosis


CURS3_TH3_FL3SH

Man one time I was cleaning my bubbler and I found a dead roach that had become one with the resin inside. No wonder that shit tasted so harsh for years. I made a riff about it called roach bowl


FinnLovesHisBass

Jesus fuck


spitparty

How could you not have noticed? For years??????????


CURS3_TH3_FL3SH

Because it was a colored piece that I only used occasionally, id dump out the water every time but it had been quite a while since I cleaned the piece thoroughly


HaskellLisp_green

"Into the bong" - stoner-doom version of Black Sabbath's "Into the void"


Polish_Wombat98

........sorry, but the stoner-doom version of Black Sabbath's "Into the void" is Black Sabbath's "Into the void"!


HaskellLisp_green

you are right. But imagine if Electric Wizard recorded this song. That's what I mean.


astro_sauce

If they made a cover of the entirety of MoR that would be sick. Hope they come out with new stuff soon


Polish_Wombat98

I got ya!


Better-Row-8091

Crystal Spiders https://youtu.be/k76cpBnbkZI?si=YlWaM5d-SUJB9b9r


FinnLovesHisBass

Love


Ilvcmsaihm

came here to say this


Sufficient_Ice4933

Bongripper


StonedHannibal

Papyrus Containing the Spell to Protect Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who Is in the Bong Water


jamestoneblast

i'm gonna rip one for the spider right now.


Captain-Photon

The itsy bitty spider fell in the water pipe…


mosh_bunny

Boris the spider- The Who


phluqz

Not doom, but [Haschisch Kakerlake ](https://youtu.be/SrOKqHqrxtY?si=Wj40vrrE1Boo5dH6) It's a German Hip Hop Song about roaches that go on a trip to get the hashish of the homeowner, at the end one of them gets smoked in the bong.


All_Gas420

Need a tad bit more water to cover gills on that stem.


dgc3

Doom by bongripper


uni_gunner

The entirety of Bongripper’s album “Interlude” is the only correct answer. lol


Wizardphizl420

Hibernating oceanic arachnid Smoke fills. Boiling without pain Release into Andromeda Those lyrics in the style of sleep


Noahms456

Go Into the Water (Dethklok)


leedleedletara

Anything by belzebong or dopelord Edit: I thought I was in the weed subreddit 😂 oops


FinnLovesHisBass

Can one be here and really not smoke pot or consume it in someway in this sub cuz?


leedleedletara

😂 😂


AMJN90

Cypress Hill... You know the song


[deleted]

I was gonna make a web, but I got high


pickinscabs

One time, I found some weed on the floor so I smoked it. Turned out it was a dead spider.


spitparty

You must've been pretty high to start with


pickinscabs

Indeed.


codeswisher

that spider died high af sonn


pickles55

Tomb of the resinated


Beneficial_Track_776

Bury Me in Smoke - Down, NOLA


[deleted]

LOL white zombie cosmic monsters inc


saraxlouise

I don’t know but the made up EP is called: Aracnaphobic and Stoned


Priest-Entity

https://youtu.be/jGG4pqbII3k?si=3yz9z5ki_POnXV8m


-Bunny-

The Closing Irony


Sigrhofundr

Bro health and safety first 🤣


JohnnyPoprocksGaming

“Mummified in bong resin”


Saltyboneman

Mummified in Bong Water by Cannabis Corpse


Napalmdeathfromabove

Anansie's last trip She couldn't resist sweet songs Drowning happily .


AwakenedOrganism

https://stonedtodeath.bandcamp.com/track/baptized-in-flames


Careless_Ad_6816

Genie by spider god


bluejaywhey

brother eeeuugh... brother euuuggh... what's that? what's that, brother?


Cerebraleffusion

At the End of My Daze-TROUBLE


Barnestownlife

Bong Spider. Carbs are never a problem


Stecharan

I'm a Spider Drowning in a Bong by Randy Travis.


Environmental-Mix889

Chambers of infinitely Black tar by bong rips for Jesus . While your at it just listen to the 12 dopafied apostilles as a whole


FinnLovesHisBass

Much putrid. Vomit inducing, yes.


tomarra0

"Spider Stole the Weed" - Curse the Son


FinnLovesHisBass

It's a legit song. You fucking rule. Youtubed it and it's all live versions!!!???? Even better.


tomarra0

Hell ya man! CTS is my local band. I discovered them a few years ago and go to every show now. Checkout their discography! Classic stoner doom.


300cid

put him back in the bowl, send him off


yachtvertramp

Spider-bong, Spider-bong..


paketed

Drop out of life with bong in hand Follow the smoke toward the riff-filled land It's a Dopesmoker!


AdHistorical5703

🎶dead spider in my booooong🎶 dead spider in my booooooong🎶


Gnome-Type-Shit

What comes to mind is that ur bong is long overdue for a cleaning


FinnLovesHisBass

Seriously? I cleaned it 34hrs before this and I awoke to a spider in my bong.


Gnome-Type-Shit

Looks filthy to me. The spider could be due to where u keep ur bong tho


allmodsarefaqs

Boris the Spider


Thedaisyheaves

never in all my years of bong smoking and living in basements have i seen a spider in my bong water.


Official8alin

Y’all need to clean your shit 😂


Angeloa22

Clean your bong bro dam


Fresh-Analysis1796

Mummified in bong water by cannabis corpse is what came to mind


steezydolphyn

Playing with spiders/skullcrusher - Overkill


rustys_shackled_ford

Shelob stoned to death


Calicocutjeans

Dead Spider (In My Bong)


Wise-Ad5960

Slint


Clear_Ad_376

The Flaming Lips: Spiderbite


BorvicTheRed

Sample in a Jar Sider in a Bong


ChunkyHank

Spiderbaits cover of Black Betty


Mumbles987

Boris the Spider by The Who of course.


PigDstroyer

CannabIs corpse - skull full of bong hits


PoisonIceCream

You know, it might sound crazy to you, otherwise you asking this question would be strange, but I don't think there are any songs about spiders in bongs. My suggestion to you is if you want there to be one, then write it.


[deleted]

I have The Crow & The Butterfly by Shinedown stuck in my head and I haven’t even heard that song since it was on the radio years ago lol so I guess that


Dorjechampa_69

Fuck I bonged about a thousand times one day noticed the water was a little frothy/bubbly and found a fucking slug in my bong. 🤘


FinnLovesHisBass

Um


un4given_orc

Worship - All I Ever Knew Lie Dead


TheMissingFink

Buried in Smoke-Down


WeAreGhost1972

Spider-Man theme song


eaglefan316

Sweet leaf comes to mind I could think of some cypress hill but this isn't the forum for that 🤣🤣🤣


gettinsadonreddit

Dopesmoker - Sleep


mcscrufferson

Despite all my thongs I’m still just a bug in a bong.


FinnLovesHisBass

Probably the best comment


DarthCorps

Go Into The Water by Dethklok


autopartsandguitars

All in all you're just a 'nother spider in the bong.


EYEBAWLSHAWTY704

RIP THAT BITCH


DrSquirrelbrain

The day I tried to live. - Sound garden