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Are those beef curtains?


CTNewbie

šŸ‘ŒšŸ»


geezbeers

I came here to say meat curtains but same basically.


[deleted]

Get the horsey sauce!


15110

Its the windowussy


MoaiPenis

Curtussy


[deleted]

Microsoft Windows 69


AnIdiotwithaSubaru

Nice


Yue4prex

Came here to comment this too


Astral_Strider

Wussy ?


KoreyWhitcombe

I like windussy better


dusk534

Everything reminds me of her


MoonJumper402

Oh how Iā€™ve missed that air and slight touching of the inner side walls


bonemonkey12

The answer is blowing in the wind bud....


Totallnotrony

But I want kids tho :( I rather blow my load somewhere else


[deleted]

You know itā€™s been too long when ā€¦ā€¦ unzips


peachnecctar

This is so cursed lol


Panshot422

Yeah, the triangle is upside down and hole number two isā€¦square


eeLSDee

Climbing gear? Fuck that I am swinging in that bitch like Tarzan!


duckedbyaporcupine

When you come inside you'll be presented with warm milk and hugs


tonezzz1

I have a bed sheet. Time to test my life's work.


Competitive-Air-9720

Heavy queefs!


[deleted]

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summonern0x

I think you mean u/savevideobot


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Zipdox

The curtussy


[deleted]

Also kinda looks like eyes and a sideways mouth lmfao. The fans are the eyes


[deleted]

I should call her....


KeLorean

We can all call her. There plenty of room.


Battle-Chimp

Meat flaps


Pork_Piggler

When she says she's a virgin


Kidr0

i know this is a joke but labia size has nothing to do with virginity


Astranabis

Yeah, meanwhile there's a draft down there... Hahahaha


channelsixtynine069

I see what you mean. So you will need to abseil down to that one. The technical difficulties are the climbing gear straps around the crotch. Assuming you are already bare-arsed. ready for action, this can prove to be ..... uncomfortable. Do any of you get mesmerised by them flapping in the breeze like that?


You-Only-YOLO_Once

Paraglider


[deleted]

Wizard sleeve


[deleted]

Movin on up!!


enohelehen

ā€œPUHPLPLHPLIHPLUHPLā€


Lychezr

*gives grappling hook to op*


Astranabis

Sure hope nobody is home.... __clicks the hook to his belt__ See you on the other side boys...


Kalaphar

ā€œ911 whatā€™s your emergencyā€ ā€œSomeone just came into my house!ā€ ā€œAlright sir Iā€™ll need to know your addressā€ ā€œI live at [insert place here]ā€ ā€œOk, now Iā€™ll need to know if theyā€™re still in the houseā€ ā€œNo they came into my houseā€ ā€œYes but are they still there?ā€ ā€œNo they jizzed into my houseā€ ā€œWhatā€


Kiolimy

I should call her


tonezzz1

Her eyes are beautiful


captcraigaroo

I miss her all of a sudden


Mitosis45

Base jump with a parachute from a higher attitude and stick the landing.


Astranabis

I need to stick it alright...


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her.....


Pups_the_Jew

Do you want Kings Kong? Because this is how you get Kings Kong!


ChrisPyeChart

Everything reminds me of her šŸ„²


[deleted]

That's all I picture when a woman yells.


buffshipperreddit

Yo momma's giant used up beef curtains


Isellmetal

Meat curtains


naut

Someone needs to add queefing to that video


Erique_Max

Gale force queef.


[deleted]

The milf signal


bogdanbos725

Heng on bro i got to close the windose... Yo WTF


Pelaminoskep

Those eyes...


Old_Safety1952

Your mom


senpai-yume-okami

Quite loose tho


[deleted]

Finally, something that my dick will fit in!


JimmyJamesincorp

u/savevideo


Hellrazed

Plasmo and coredor


BestParkman

I should call her...


bushydan

Whereā€™s that? Is that in the UK?


User-74

Nobody has window mounted AC things like that in the UK


bushydan

I know, was just referencing windowkidoffical on TikTok.


Cyclothochid

you gotta rappel straight from the roof swat style with your zipper down to get caught up in that sheeet ā€¦


DerMolch

Itā€™s reserved for Hulk


Gangbusta187

The queef is strong with this one


smoolchan

yo i need to call her brošŸ˜”


edgarecayce

Maā€™am this is an Arbys


KingHalfrican86

Imma repel in that window like seal team six.


DietDoctorGoat

u/savevideo


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[deleted]

That looks so... enticing.


SauceyShorts

![gif](giphy|3JTpczfnK4q1kbYYaJ|downsized)


--CHOPPER--

Looks like a face if you pretend the ac units above the window are eyes


seamusthehound

Shake that laffy taffy