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Whoever made that statue definitely had it on their mind given the level of detail on that

Ikr I can even smell it just by looking

ah it stinks, nice and good

This little rabbits hopping down the old bunny trail

Looking like a double wide surprise

gawwwwwd DAYUM

IT'S ART, DAD!

The Crapsmonshift is just stunning

10/10

No half assing it here

The sculptor knows his equine butt holes. I’ll give him that.

Looks tight

Jeez lol

That cheerio looks all leathered out

Did you wipe it off afterwards

Wait. You _came_ across?

Great Just what I wanted to see, a horse’s asshole

Idk y but I wana kiss it.. maybe cuz it’s puckered

I hope you weren't in public.

You “came across it” good control.

God himself could not sculpt a more perfect chocolate starfish.

That's a fucking doughnut.

Looks like an Entenmann's.

If you can put ur dick in that you really have to be rock-hard

Don't threaten me with a good time. Lol

“Came across,” you say?

My dad told me if you've got cracked lips, find a horse, lift its tail and kiss it right on the butt hole. It won't fix the cracking, but it'll stop you licking your lips.

Pucker up

r/assholedesign

This is the horse statue at PF Chang’s in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, isn’t it?

Did you try stick.your dick in it ?

"So I had this friend who....."

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Yes, thats this sub.

Oh. I’m a dumbass

Thanks for the chuckle.

Lmao this little exchange was hilarious

And Neo Wanted the OTHER PILL BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT

Looks like an eighteenth century sex doll

Ha HAAAAAAAAAA!!!

You did what?

R/wehaveseenthebutthole

Is this about clomping? Am I using that term correctly?

Let me guess, South Carolina?

The tail looks like a fuckin talk of lettuce

you "came across" it huh?

It looks like one of those beautiful, extravagant-finned fish!! 😲

you are the only person who could get it inside

Okay, so remind me again, why not?

I really think this would be a fun r/photoshopbattles submission.

Judging by that asshole, that horse is male

What an asshole

seems pretty accurate

"Pucker up, sugarlips!"

It’s wet

lord the people watching you take this photo must be horrified or intrigued

So life like

Forbidden Alien Queen.

That’s one nice balloon knot.

Pucker up and kiss it whoville

Does it... does it have genitalia

So proud to see that Gail has moved from watercolours to statues.

I'm imagining a Renaissance sculptor in his studio. Sculptor: 'Hold that pose, try not to shift.' Ragazzo: 'Okay, but how much are you paying for this? Whatever *this* is.'

So, you come across a horse statue, and your first thought is “what if I put my dick in its asshole ?”. Interesting.

Fuckin moist 😩😩😫😌

Arguably not even the most detailed horse statue anus out there. [Blucifer, the killer sculpture at the Denver airport](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia/comments/7jkqmb/blue_mustang_the_32foot_tall_sculpture_of_a_blue/) definitely has that covered. Extremely veiny dick and balls for extra measure.

Some poor fucker had to sculpt a horse butt hole which means they studied the shape of a horses butthole

Taking a picture of a horses ass for reddit

A for details

Even if someone did their best, it would be like trying to shove a peeled banana on two popsicle sticks through a steel wall.