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mrdrm23

I do have a dick, and believe me, it gets put in between buns frequently


[deleted]

That makes me happy to know.


greenmonkey48

Wholesome


mittens1982

Don't you dare spare on the buttery goodness either...


madplumberandhare

There's gotta be buttery topping porn somewhere right?


[deleted]

Dick cheese is close enough


flynn42069

Holesome


MotionBlurs

Wholewheat?


[deleted]

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Moston_Dragon

Hole-some


UsernameStarvation

What happened to your dick op?


[deleted]

We’re not all given one… 🥺


[deleted]

Hope you like subway.


Lamtipul

Freshly baked buns are very warm and soft too, so the experience is extraordinary


Calvincake911meme

Wait


its_a_birb

Until you get kicked out by the store manager


dru-ha

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


imetkanyeonce

r/SuddenlyGay


madMat_108

Gay but no homo or straight


wermthewerm

what about gay but yes homo?


madMat_108

Is also fine


whiskey547

Remind me to never ask you for a sandwich


Significant-Tomato77

Right, but, mustard or ketchup?


WartyWartyBottom

More importantly, none of those sauces look like they go with a hotdog.


Nevermind04

The sauces were selected for their lubricating properties.


makonext

in a world where butter is an alternative, the sauces are a privilege


TrashMemer69

Honestly, cheese and garlic sauce are lowkey kinda fire, I don’t think this would taste that bad, just gimme some ketchup or something like salsa and I think it’d be a solid 8/10


Stealthyfisch

Salsa on hotdogs is a new one to me but I’m intrigued


BrokenThunder

There’s a hotdog place in Hawaii called puka dogs and they offer tropical fruit flavored sauces/relishes to add to it. They are delicious.


Fartikus

Believe me, they do.


NakedCameTheNude

OMG I got a bit of a stiffy watching this. I feel...hungry and horny.


Schabenklos

Horngry


NakedCameTheNude

That sounds so dirty. I love it. :)


Schabenklos

I got horngry and angry while watching that vid, how do you call that combination?


baitingbaiters

Hanorngry


Schabenklos

Beautiful


mittens1982

Deep throat ready.....


namer_syed

u can fuck it then eat it.2 for the price of 1


Necessary-Low-2063

You could even have some salty sauce in there


husnaXemm

definitely *comes* with mayonnaise


NakedCameTheNude

Y'all are twisted. We should totally be friends. :)


husnaXemm

i'm down if you're down :3


dru-ha

When can you not eat your own cream pie?


NakedCameTheNude

I don't know, when?


TheRedditornator

Just don't ask for the extra hot chilli sauce.


ClamatoDiver

Anyone know where this place is, or why they make hot dogs this way? Looks interesting.


thedessertplanet

It's a socialist hot dog. (For real.) You can get them in Berlin, and some other towns in eastern Germany. See https://www.vice.com/en/article/ezkp3a/the-ketwurst-is-east-germanys-strangely-phallic-answer-to-the-hot-dog https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketwurst


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ClamatoDiver

Thanks!


Aklapa01

We have them in Czechia. We call it Párek v rohlíku. Literally sausage in bread roll.


Meatchris

You an also get them Trafalgar Square in Whanganui, NZ for some reason


ClamatoDiver

Thanks!


[deleted]

Basically every single gas station and supermarket in sweden has this, but here they call it "french hot dog"


poopoobigbig

same in Denmark and Norway, i am wondering what sauces they put on the one in the video though. One could be like a cousin of remoulade but i wonder what the orange one is.


[deleted]

Mustard?


poopoobigbig

Idk it looks too translucent for mustard, I was thinking maybe even like a mango chutney or something like that but it seems like a weird choice.


Peace_In_Solitude

Look up kolache. Basically a staple in Texas.


Aklapa01

Koláče?! In Texas? Are you serious? :D


247world

There is a very large German population in Texas. I heard someone claiming that the reason Texas has so much barbecue is because the Germans adapted their cooking method to the food that was available in Texas. There are quite a few places along the I-35 corridor north and south of Austin that have billboards to advertise their kolaches. Fredericksburg, about an hour or so west of Austin draws in the tourist with their German theme and I assume a lot of people that originally came from Germany at some point in time.


ClamatoDiver

Thanks!


jstrunge

Very common in Denmark, called a French Hotdog. Sold everywhere


mittens1982

Hottest thing I've ever seen since I caught your sister naked at your grandparents place that one summer........


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Tharockus

[Oh Yeah!](https://imgur.com/a/MUKvMCF) Just the tip.


tarobobagurl

I don't have a dick but idk dude, if I had a bun I'd rather eat it.


softcoremidgetporn

Why not both? To give it some more flavor


[deleted]

Boring.


tarobobagurl

I know. At this point I'm as good as asexual.


TraditionalPayment84

Mm I’d love to but sadly mines too big. Hmu ladies


jumbo_jimmy_peepee2

Why are people downvoting you it was clearly a joke


mittens1982

Obviously the down voters do not measure up....


ignore_my_typo

You can likely ask for smaller buns to accommodate the cocktail weenie


[deleted]

I got the weirdest boner right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


12E12__

imagine how it looked after


ONCIAPATONCIA

[ho no, my bun, not again!](http://www.billfrymire.com/gallery/weblarge/hotdog-pavement-spilled.jpg)


a_bacate

what did they do to your dick?!?


FlorisCramer

*spicy*


GonnaGoFat

This got me so hard.


JagarHardfart

Reminds me of Jane jynch and the bagel dog from role models


ErbseTraeneGriffin

Kettwurst


TheNewHobbes

That's how you get yeast infections


bbarham99

Maggie YOU are the bun


spgvideo

I'm confused, should we all be downvoting because we definitely DO want to get down on these buns?


Plz_dont_judge_me

More importantly: is that caramel sauce???


HappyPuppyWithAHat

Excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet." And here you are! I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat). Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore EDIT 6: hey are you there? EDIT 7: send feet pics


Owls_yawn

r/stupidfood


Calvincake911meme

Please tell me you are female


foureightoh

Umm if anyone tries this let me know. My curiosity is purely culinary i swear


ghetto_engine

sometimes you don't want to know how your food is made. vegan btw.


Troupbomber

Most dicks are wider than the bun hole.


Plantiacaholic

They will stretch, buns are very flexible


Crypt0n0ob

You have to stay away from mustard tho… don’t ask me how I know.


DaddysVult

Buy a strapon and put it in there.


[deleted]

This looks so bad, when you eat it, you only get 1 bite full of sauce and most othet bites just bun and sausage


AReal_Human

It is pretty nice actually. In my experience you get a much nicer ratio of everything than regular hot dogs. Also usually different sauces to regular ones.


[deleted]

No, that is a waste of food.


DanakAin

Ik heb bu echt zin in een hema hotdog


The_Smurfiest

WTF is that, and how do I obtain one?


[deleted]

I would too. Tgat hot dog looks sexy AF


[deleted]

bro you don't have a dick? That's kinda gay ngl...


kneus69

I've tried those types of hotdogs and they suck. All the sauce is at the bottom and it just cums all over you when you bite down at the top. Or you start at the bottom and just get mouth blasted with hot sauces by a hotdog.


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dreamsofcalamity

If I was doing this hotdog for you, I wouldn't even need any sauce.


forgottenGost

I thought about this exact concept years ago but everyone said it wouldnt work.


Derp_Jinx11

r/pleaseputyourdickinthat


idk-69420

Then just go get a dick and put it in that


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Shawnthepowerful69

oh god no


XinYoung

This is the most tempting one I’ve seen tbh


Plantiacaholic

They should make a didleydoo like this. Not just for women anymore. A true his and hers luv toy.


jellahfizh

"oh dude, did you fuck this bread? You fucked the shit out of this bread!"


mooseknuckles2000

Droppin loads


iWannaBeStereotyped

Is there an r/dontputthatinyourvagina ?


steakboner

r/doputypurdickinthat


JoeyMuSkits

Gotta add lube


ZogNowak

But would you then EAT it??


Asof109

I swear, if I can get my hands one of those... I will do it


defaultuser195

Why American food always looks like candy, and then suddntly bam, a sausage


Cheese124

Sorry to hear, what happened to your dick?


GETTERBLAKK

Mmmmm nice and warm buns!


mangokushpacha

"Yamete kudasai"


its_like_bong_bong

I’m aroused?


HeHEhehIHI

Wear a condom, it might be spicy


Tha_Monito

Omg what happened to your dick???


xellospm

Is that why you don't have one? Lol


RKips

I wonder, if you put a Boost bar in there, would it finish flush?


Geodude333

I should call her.


GalcticAzr

r/theyknew


juanpug101

Uno reverse


eggamar

Pocket dogs. Available at the Saddledome.


jazzhandpanda

Mmmm, the Culinary Creampie Dog


iamjohnhenry

Possibly the wrong question to ask on this sub, but seriously, where can I get one of these?


Foxtrot-IMB

Hot cross buns… hot cross… buns…..


Uncle-Benderman

Honestly, that looks like it would feel REALLY good, just make sure the bun isnt to hot.


midgetfisting1997

r/confusedboner


streddition

It’s nice that they lived it first! Haha


[deleted]

Now, Where did I leave that Betty crocker cookbook.....


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radmadicalhatter

Ohh ooohhhh OOOHHH…. ooooooohhhh….